Cast him.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loathsome dung eater
    Keanu Reeves, but only if there's at least one dung eating scene

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a part he was born to play

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a single thing he did wrong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he killed Boggart the humble boiled crab merchant

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think he fricked him?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ron perlman

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Berryman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he gotta be ugg
      UGG!

      also a great choice
      motherfricker looks like the white orc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      born to play a nosferatu

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Bernahl.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My millionaire cousin gave me his PS5 and I've never played a From Software game. Should I start with the Demon's Souls remake or just go straight into Elden Ring like a moron?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be fine with either.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      go chronologically
      they smooth the gameplay out and improve with each successive game so going back to early ones after elden ring would probably feel clunky

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Demon's Souls remake retains a lot of the weird jank from the original Demon's Souls and might be hard to adapt for a newcomer.
      Just play Elden Ring and if you like it go back to play the other Souls. I would actually save Demon's Souls for last, after DS1 thru 3.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play the Demon's Souls remake, go for the original.

      The remake has better graphics, but they ruined the music and a lot of the atmosphere.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring is its own thing and it's considerably easier than other FromSoft games like Bloodborne and Sekiro. Not a bad starting point imo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the first dark souls is the best
      cool areas
      cool bosses
      just the right amount of exploration
      the overall vibes of the game are unmatched

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the way the different levels in DS1 are interconnected with those clever little backwinding shortcuts genuinely makes me erect, it's so much fun to open a new door and recognize you just found a new shortcut through an old area

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont ever bother with the demons souls remake. Elden ring is the easiest to get into but in the late game theres a lot of infuriating "gotcha!" bullshit moves/enemies that weren't there to ruin the previous games so don't judge them based on that.
      I'd say do Elden Ring, then either Dark Souls or Bloodborne whichever interests you more, then ds3, then demons souls, then dark souls 2 (they're not chronological or really connected so you can do them in whatever order)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        git gud

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is everyone ignoring the first part of your sentence.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never got far enough in the game to encounter him. Does he actually chew poo? If not then why is he so thusly named?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He steals souls through the anus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the only invader npc that doesn't serve any grand purpose beyond making the world more miserable. Just a true shiteater.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He steals souls through the anus

        so he's not a fecalfeliac? lame.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's an extremely ugly chud that everyone hated, so he started larping as an omen (cursed abomination). He wants to be as disgusting as possible, and to turn everything into filth. He rapes people to death, and defiles their corpse defiling its spirit. He was lowered into the sewers full of shit as a prisoner (you can see this in the opening cutscene). He's the most infamous criminal in the capitol, and since he lives in shit sewers they started calling him the dung eater. I'm pretty sure it's ambiguous if he actually eats shit, but he probably does considering how hard he larped as an omen and how obsessed he is with filth.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else here /HONORED GUEST/?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only religious character in the game is a gay pedophile rapist obsessed with corrupted blood
      what did george mean by this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only religious character in the game
        That's simply not true, anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means he's familiar with P*pists and their ways

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK this Black person and his bullshit ass attack that takes a billion hp I still havent beat him

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 2 years after release
    >no dlc release date
    why does miyazaki do this

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never no idea who the frick this is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forgive Miyazaki for taking covenants and solo invasions out of ER. It completely neuters the experience of the Souls games when the average solo player has the exact same experience as everyone else and never gets exposure to the potential variety out there. There's no reason to keep playing the game.
    >4 player limit
    >summon-only PvP encourages ganking
    >solo players never learn to fight players with equal footing or sacrifice stats to avoid it
    >no Pontiff / Road of Sacrifices fight clubs
    >no Faithful vs Rosarias vs summons FFA brawls
    >no extra invader slots for reds to counter-gank
    >no invader rewards besides rune arcs only the host can use

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about pvp troony

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mad cuz bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah... especially with so many God's running around. I want to make pacts & covenants & be on a team

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    any Indian male

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this board was for discussing television shows and movies, yet this thread is discussing a mediocre video game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      look, "Cast him" is an overplayed topic, can you blame us for talking about something else given the low effort OP post?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mediocre
      Something tells me you're quite bad at it, because this is very false.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    almost anyone could play the dung eater, he's wearing poopy omen armor that covers everything including his face

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    indians eat dung, therefore an indian male should play the loathsome dung-eater

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come no one posted the obvious choice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's israeli (sadly) but not indian, so it wouldn't make sense. Indians are the ones who eat fecal matter

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not too familiar with the character, but I know he's a murderous sociopath.

    Jim Carrey could probably pull it off.

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