cast him in the biopic. Also TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

cast him in the biopic
Also TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want you to be him too

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christian Bale.
    Daniela Melchior as his wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy based

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody wants to watch a movie about some rapist piece of shit

    now messi...that's a real player.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Judge through the case out cope Pissigay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ronaldo literally can't legally go to to USA due to the rape case kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone says it

      Just look at the xPA and xMS statistics

      They talk by themselves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh preassists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Autism kino.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s too egotistical to let anyone portray him and no actor can match him in gayness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a good dude, i took a pic with him and followed me on ig for a while

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo is the Tom Cruise of football, so a young Tom Cruise would be perfect for the role.

    Maybe Scientologists managed to clone him?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rami Malek. He can pull off the not-so-secretly-gay shit Ronaldo does.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rapebros, we won!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the common consensus on what he says; is it TSUUUU or is it SIUUUUU?
    I am more of a SIUUUUUUUUUUUU person myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TSUUUUUUUU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He confirmed it to be SIU but Cinemaphile pronounces it as TSU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes saying "yes! "

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >most famous European today is a gay man born in Africa
    OH NO

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo isn't gay ya dumb gays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, not gay at all......

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, no gay here, just normal hugging men with erections!

        not a single gay thing happening

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, no gay here, just normal hugging men with erections!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gay that never practiced sports or been in the locker room with the boys

        Keep seething nerd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bros checking each other for testicular cancer, nothing gay about that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I played soccer for 15+ years when i was a teenager, gays insecure about this never had any real friends
          They don't know anything about locker room banter

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was in a field hockey team, rugby team, basketball team and football (soccer) team... not once did we ever touch each other's wieners. No, it isn't 'banter'.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well we compared dicks and slapped each other asses, then went to clubs and got laid
              Stop being so insecure homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I played soccer for 15+ years when i was a teenager
            >A teenager, or teen, is someone who is between 13 and 19 years old

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I started when i was like 7 and played until i was 22

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tsu?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He already got a biopic. Staring himself.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Football is still the superior sport
    Amerimutts still seething

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do top level soccer players really see eachother nakey? surely they could afford private lockers for each player? how come we hear so little stories about who's packing and/or the peanut sized dicks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in europe people are really open about that shit, it doesn't matter

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EL BICHO SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gyllenhaal.
    Also: TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >does nothing all game
    >Portugal comfortably winning
    >10 minutes for the game to end
    >scores a tap in almost on top of the goal line
    >sprints towards the corner of the pitch
    >jumps as high as he can
    >TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    why is he like this?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    poortuguese here. is that really how it sounds to foreigners? he's just saying siiiiiiiiiiiim, I don't get how you can mistake an "ee" sound with "u"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Alberto Barbossa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he says sim
      foreigners think hes saying siu
      but on Cinemaphile (mostly Cinemaphile) people say tsuuu (the kino choice)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his kid

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