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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast what? The guy you play has doesn’t even have a voice. It’s all inner monologuing narration of some black British guy. Steven Yeung can play the partner. Whatever. Still mad I got tricked into playing this DND noir caca game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cast what? The guy you play has doesn’t even have a voice
      Oh I assume book characters also don't get to be casted by this moronic fricking logic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disingenuous argument.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's perfectly analogous.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, your argument is just moronic
          >he has no voice, how am I supposed to cast him???
          Exactly like you would cast anyone else.
          You know his looks, you know his personality (the one you rpd at least) and thus the range the actor will need to have. What more do you need?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's perfectly analogous.

            Nah he's right you're moronic

            It would never be made like the game. You’d have voiceovers carrying his dialogue and they wouldn’t even be the actors voice. It’s just silly. Of course you could cast him but it wouldn’t work with the game. Thus it’s nonsense. Like his argument that it’s somehow just like a comic book character.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It would never be made like the game
              Well it would be a stupid adaptation then
              I think having the various skills be literal characters in the series/movie would be an interesting and experimental concept

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You’d have voiceovers carrying his dialogue and they wouldn’t even be the actors voice
              Wow that's crazy, that's never happened in a movie before. This is literally uncastable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he's right you're moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy you play has doesn’t even have a voice.
      His voice is the Ancient reptilian brain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE NARRATOR IS BLACK!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obviously you're mostly reading his thoughts but he's not a silent protagonist, he talks to everyone with your dialogue choices. unless you're making a moronic argument that he's literally not a voiced character in the game so that somehow makes him un-castable? he does sing if you do the karaoke so even then there is at least some reference point for what he should sound like. the bigger problem is what archetype he would fit in a movie/series. i guess the most sensible would be to go middle of the road on all topics and lean into all of the "i've lost my memory" shit hard

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nicholas Cage. He could pull off Harry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be the best COA. I don't care who plays anyone else. I don't even care if they make Dolores Dei an obese black woman for the sake of diversity, I need Nick Cage Harry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute kino.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refunded this game. Politcally Correct horseshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a certified megachud and I loved this game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you saw in it. Pillars of Eternity is way better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pillars of Eternity is way better.
          I think you mispelled Tyranny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tyranny pissed me off so hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a level 32 Grand Wizard of the Tennessee KKK with red laces and an advanced degree in history with a focus on historic instances of ethnic cleansing and I think Disco Elysium is the most profound work of art to have come into existences this century.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        videogames can't be art thoughbeit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes aside is it really worth trying again? It seemed like white man bad slop.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I refunded this game. Politcally Correct horseshit.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel Day Lewis as Harry
    Simu Liu as Kim
    Anya Taylor Joy as Klassje
    Wayne Knight as Evrart
    Helen Mirren as Joyce

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry
    David Harbour
    >Kim
    Steven Yuen

    Don't really care about the rest of the cast.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just what we need. Another woke show. KYS.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this some commie shite?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically, but it's still pretty good if you like politics/philosophy type stuff. I made my guy a fascist and the game sort of wags its finger at you but I still had fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes and you're posting in a shill thread

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would john goodman be a miscast?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John Goodman isn't fat anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And I like Omar Sy for Measurehead, he's already got the accent.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    January Jones as that Disco Dancing prostitute

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      revakol has fallen

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit chuds are sensitive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So's the tip of my dick, but I don't go waving it around in everybody's face.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 pump chump.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd cast black disabled trans lesbians as every character.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    horrible game, written by a twitter addict. almost every character is some inane caricature

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me as one of the racists

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even if the main game were filled with communist propaganda every five second and the only soundtrack were the USSR anthem and the main character could still be a 40 years old mustache blue hair transexual wearing a pony butt plug the entire time and i would still defend how KINO the writing of the game is just for the ex wife dream and telephone scene alone.

    Absolutely soul crushing experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, alright. I'll try it again lol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kisses kisses kisses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kisses kisses kisses

        Even if the main game were filled with communist propaganda every five second and the only soundtrack were the USSR anthem and the main character could still be a 40 years old mustache blue hair transexual wearing a pony butt plug the entire time and i would still defend how KINO the writing of the game is just for the ex wife dream and telephone scene alone.

        Absolutely soul crushing experience.

        same poster

        Am I legitimately moronic if this game filtered me? I felt really stupid and had no idea what they were talking about. To be fair, I picked the "smart" personality archetype and it kept talking about famous artists and paintings and shit. It was incomprehensible.
        Should I just start with the lizard brain character and maybe work my way up from there?

        none of the stats or personalities matter, it's all just flavor text. game ends (and plays) the same way every time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess again, Buster. Now I feel like this is a shill thread.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course it's a shill thread. but if you want me to be frank, the game's emotional scenes are all saccharine crap about the protagonist feeling bad. all the choices and stats and personalities are ultimately pointless, you can just youtube the game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alight thank you. I refunded this shit for a reason. Now I'm gonna check out Tyranny.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >shill thread for a game done by company that doesn't even exist anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the estonian company that made this game still owns the IP and the rights to it, they just threw out the drunk moron that created the setting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Egghead was so kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just for the ex wife dream and telephone scene alone

      Same. Fricking same.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you're a frickin loser
        >I KNOWWWWW I CAN CHAAAANGE
        >no you're a frickin loser and then i aborted your loser baby frick off
        >NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        congrats, you played disco elysium

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds nice tbh

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I legitimately moronic if this game filtered me? I felt really stupid and had no idea what they were talking about. To be fair, I picked the "smart" personality archetype and it kept talking about famous artists and paintings and shit. It was incomprehensible.
    Should I just start with the lizard brain character and maybe work my way up from there?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harry to be played by Cavill when he is a bit older and puts on a bit of fat.
    Steven Yeun as Kim when he is a bit older.

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