nah doc is gonna be black because he's smart. They might keep Marty white but he'll have two moms and a black girlfriend. Doc will have stolen the uranium from the proud boys terrorist group and they'll be after him.
and he's going to be a woman because he's a scientist.
Hollywood really likes to overcorrect reality in their films with a lot of female scientists,because feminists who chose genderstudies are seething not enough women study hard sciences.
>Martina ibn al Rahmahdi, a genderqueer, cuposexual, latinx muslim, visits xer mentor Doc Brown, a black, trans, pansexual, wiccan. What happens next will b**w [your preferred pronoun here] away(trigger warning: exclamatory punctuation follows)!
Like, seriously, why? I get it, eighties nostalgia is popular. I could almost see a sequel to Back to the Future working. But a reboot? Why? It's not like Back to the Future has a story strong enough that it would be worth rebooting. Even the characters, iconic and well written as they are, are fairly archetypical.
universal made a deal with zimmieckis and bob gale saying all reboots, sequels, etc MUST be approved by them, and both have stated they don't want a reboot and that universal has approached them before
Young black girl as Marty, and an old white guy as the professor.
But Marty is actually much smarter in every way than the professor, and is constantly correcting him.
>Marty is now black, and finds nothing but white supremacy racism in the late 1950s.
It's fricking Disney. You know damn fricking well this is what'll happen. Don't pretend like it's not. They'll gladly spend $500 million on making it, and laugh in the face of taking a $400 million loss on it, and won't give a shit.
Idris Elba
Elliot Roger
*Elliot Page, sorry
*Ellen Page
*Ellen Roger
Roger Ellen Page
10-4
Tom Holland as Marty
Robert Downy Jr. as Doc
Sydney Sweeny as Marty's mom
Too many white people. Marty should be black and come from a mixed race family (BMWF) Doc should be Asian.
nah doc is gonna be black because he's smart. They might keep Marty white but he'll have two moms and a black girlfriend. Doc will have stolen the uranium from the proud boys terrorist group and they'll be after him.
and he's going to be a woman because he's a scientist.
Hollywood really likes to overcorrect reality in their films with a lot of female scientists,because feminists who chose genderstudies are seething not enough women study hard sciences.
it always makes me laugh. so pathtic tbh.
>because feminists who chose genderstudies are seething not enough women study hard sciences
What if... those women took the hard sciences?
but hard sciences are hard
and scientific
>a black girlfriend
>played by Zendaya
I can see it already...
So is this shitposting or do we all agree that Holland is actually spot-on for the role?
>manlet
>squeaky voice
>severe babyface
No way. Is Zemeckis dead? Because he swore that they would remake these movies over his dead body.
There's no reboot, its just a musical adaptation.
tom holland as marty
rick sanchez as doc
zendaya as the mom in the past
>Reboot
Why? Just made a movie about Marty daughter.
Or let this franchise rest
The franchise can't die before we pass the torch to their newly introduced minority sidekick, Chud
We need 3 prequels about Doc and a bunch of spinoffs about interesting side-characters. Maybe some tv series too.
>interesting side-characters
No such thing in the IP except maybe Doc. Frankly, even McFly himself isn't that interesting.
I'm triggered.
NO! NO! NO!
YOU LIE! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
nope
Steven Seagal as Marty
Dolp Lundgren as Biff
John Cena as Doc
Prime Anna Nicole as the mom
elliot page as biff
Go frick yourself
>Back to the Future reboot
they really won't stop until everything good from the past is ruined.
God i hate them so much
>Martina ibn al Rahmahdi, a genderqueer, cuposexual, latinx muslim, visits xer mentor Doc Brown, a black, trans, pansexual, wiccan. What happens next will b**w [your preferred pronoun here] away(trigger warning: exclamatory punctuation follows)!
my fricking sides
What about em?
okay, this is going to sound crazy but hear me out on this one, what about a black person?
you son of a b***h, that's so crazy it just might work
Chuck Berry's cousin was in the original.
>she's too cute to be a minute over seventeen
wtf did he mean by this
checked
once the radar is up, there's no getting past it anymore
shit kind of sucks
she looks like a half-downie gillian anderson
Half the cast will be black
and at least one troon character
Why?
Like, seriously, why? I get it, eighties nostalgia is popular. I could almost see a sequel to Back to the Future working. But a reboot? Why? It's not like Back to the Future has a story strong enough that it would be worth rebooting. Even the characters, iconic and well written as they are, are fairly archetypical.
i thought the director or owner or whatever REFUSED to let sequels happen
>It’s Marvin! Your cousin, MARVIN SKRILLEX!
If you can't cast Biff correctly, the movie will fail. He's the key, but remember, the villain, so he definitely has to WHITE.
Just go with Black to the Future plot from the Family Guy episode.
Obvs will be Tom Holland
>Cinemaphile once again doesn't look into anything before overreacting: the thread
Yeah it's so unbelievable. They never reboot beloved franchise to push modern political agendas
universal made a deal with zimmieckis and bob gale saying all reboots, sequels, etc MUST be approved by them, and both have stated they don't want a reboot and that universal has approached them before
Ryan Gosling as Doc
Young black girl as Marty, and an old white guy as the professor.
But Marty is actually much smarter in every way than the professor, and is constantly correcting him.
Why must you hurt me so...
The worst part is that ~~*they*~~ actually keep pushing this type of shit and think we'll like it.
MC should be black solely for the johnnie be good scene
>be black Marty
>daddy is in jail
>mom is monique from precious
>siblings from different fathers
>Marty is now black, and finds nothing but white supremacy racism in the late 1950s.
It's fricking Disney. You know damn fricking well this is what'll happen. Don't pretend like it's not. They'll gladly spend $500 million on making it, and laugh in the face of taking a $400 million loss on it, and won't give a shit.
Since this will signal the end of the world we should offer the parts to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse when they arrive.
Death as Marty
Famine as George
War as Biff
Conquest as Needles
They missed their chance, it should have been a sequel starring Ellen Page, Michael Cera and kate mckinnon
Black person doc Brown
Black person mcfly/female mcfly
White mom, Black person father
Aryan, white bully as the antagonist
Tessa Thomson as Martha McFly
Chosen Jacobs as Marty McFly
Melissa McCarthy as Doctor Emilia Brown
Tom Holland as George McFly (Marty is adopted)
tom holl and
the same kind of manlet fox is/was
>screencapping literal fake bait news
It will never be remade as Zemeckis will never part with the rights
He will when he's fricking dead
Inside the Magic's a clickbait rag that mines Reddit and Twitter for story ideas. It's so far removed from Ricky Brigante's original podcast now.
>Tupac...Tupac...it's Jamal. Your cousin Jamal Shakur. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well listen to this!
>I guess you guys aren't ready for that... but your kids are gonna love it
>That's your name, isn't it? Supreme? It's written all over your underwear.
>zoomers care so much about reboots
Just fricking donate to your onlyfans ethots and go away.
Why bother
Just commission a Rick and Morty movie instead
It's not a reboot it's a broadway musical, the headline is clickbait
It will be funny and interesting if they go back in time to 2003-2007
the car will be a trans-am