> Cast it
> How are they going to frick it up
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> How are they going to frick it up
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Hollywood's doesn't have a single actress THICC enough to play Julie. They will frick it up by not following the panels of tie comic exactly like Sin City. It's part of what makes the animated series so great
I think people should know what you’re talking about.
Maxx gave me a fetish for slight paunches on women.
I have a fetish for paunches on women because theirs are the only women that will let me frick them. It’s more of a best of a bad situation kind of thing.
Julie has a slight paunch. She doesn't have a gunt spilling over her jeans. She is refined.
There's no way to top the animated show, so I don't even know why they're bothering.
because they won't stop until everything has a remake or a live action adaptation
this. they're rewriting western culture in a vain attempt to make nurtured diversity be also unity. if it sounds like mental illness it's because it is.
>make The Maxx
>cast The Blaxx
I've been wracking my brain over what current actor would be the perfect Mr. Gone but I'm drawing a blank.
they'll cast Jim Carrey and everybody will call it genius casting despite him not fitting the bill
My first thought, not a great one, and I can't figure out how to look up his name. Not picrel. I think he was in some MCU movies? He has dark hair, is balding, a character actor thats recognizable but his name doesn't get mentioned much.
rami malek
>rami manlet
he's a good actor but falls short
Oh I figured it out, Michael Kelly. Not sure he can do cartoonishly evil thought. Usually he plays random dark fed government character.
it's going to be woke and the main character will be the chick. no brand is safe from bank necromancers
oh and he'll be black and they'll make 30 comics to make it canon.
If he didn't ham it up too much Carrey might actually be a good choice.
Women will never understand how hot it is when they have a bit of belly pudge. Also Julie has big breasts ass, hips & thighs
>If he didn't ham it up too much
and if i had wheels i'd be a bicycle
Well how about Zendaya as Sarah then? She's a plain, sulking, misanthrope with dark frizzy hair. It's the part Zendaya was born to play.
a woman is the main character in the animated series
the main character is the guy in the title. the chick is a secondary narrative device
The devil himself
Was fun, in the 90's. Is not going to work now. Capeshit fatigue is a goddamned wall into space, there is no way over it.
They would never allow a true version of Mr Gone. Way too rapey.
would you say it's too far gone?
What I'm wondering is why is Channing Tatum of all hollywood people interested in making a MAXX adaptation?
Because he was wearing a purple thong and bunny ears when he first had his cheeks clapped
>There was a fan made Maxx game for the atari jaguar
Appropriately strange choice
how was i not aware of this? i have the Jag and a gamedrive i'm gonna try this demo tomorrow
It’s not good, even a little. It’s been years but I remember it being janky as frick. Not really worth the effort.
oh yeah looks like a prototype more than a demo. shucks
A The Maxx Video Game should be a brawler. Player 2 can be the horse version of Maxx
This is the babby's first jung comic isn't it
The comic is a combination of really heavy subject matter and a surreal structure bordering on the psychedelic or incoherent. It isn’t even the sort of concept that fits with society in 2024 because people don’t think or respond to art like that the way they used to. So I’m guessing the way you adapt it is to disregard ALL of that and just make it a comedic quip filled capeshit with no metaphor or symbolism. Make it all literal. There’s a real material alternate universe where a bunch of people draw superpowers from, one of them being a homeless guy who gets super strength and the world gets invaded by an evil from that universe that includes the Iszes. You could make a really deep and insane movie that would bomb out no matter how well you make it, and making that movie would be an arduous task. Or you could make the capeshit I described with ease and it will probably make money, but even if it doesn’t, it was way easier to put together compared to an actual good adaptation.
Hollywood, hire this m-
>He's already working for us and has been for a while now
zoomers will definitely watch the first 3 minutes of a 30 minute analysis youtube video to try and digest what they just saw if Tatum plays with the concept.
It has been a while, but weren’t major plot points: rape, mental illness, poverty, trauma, parental abandonment, social disenfranchisement of teenagers, suicide, unwanted pregnancies, and like that is only a drop of the shit I remember. How the frick would you make a movie like that without inducing panic attacks in half the audience who legitimately have mental breakdowns when they come across certain words on the internet.
They’ll ignore all that and make it about a big purple monster with big teeth making quips and fighting rich white men and corporations. Oh they’ll also cast Julie as a queer black girl. When nobody watches it they’ll blame racism.
The movie needs to start with a brutal rape in a laundromat right after a kid gets friend-zoned. The entire movie should seem like it's just the delusions of a schizophrenic homeless man but in the 3rd act allude that some of this might actually be true and maybe there is a parallel universe from which amorphous evil blobs have come from to wreak havoc.
Is that teeth or a mustache? What a shit design; lmao.
It's a lampshade
it's supposed to look surreal because it's how he sees himself in his own schizophrenic mind
> it's how he sees himself
Not necessarily...everyone else does see him in a purple suit. And yes it is a [SPOILER] lampshade that julie put on him after she ran him over but according to the comics the tear between the real world and the outback made it a real mask and costume [/spoiler]
according to his schizophrenia
> After Julie leaves a lampshade in the trash, which had previously brushed the Outback, it expands over the man's body and becomes a mask that consumes and links him to Julie, transforming him into the Maxx.
if you can't tell metaphor when you read it you probably have schizophrenia or autism.
Remember watching the animated series on MTV, pretty sure
Written by women
When are the going to make The Head?
who would you cast?
That studio is for sale and it’s never getting made so what do I care?
how the frick are the teeth going to look if they decide to make it a live action adaptation
The same way the power armor looks on the Fallout show. Like absolute dogshit.
There's a 1996 The Maxx action figure and it translates to 3D ok from most angles.
it doesn't have human measurements. how big should the teeth look on a real head?
i like the maxx but wow... hollywood really are scraping the bottom of the barrel now huh
they're remaking The Blair Witch Project too, they just can't create, just milk dead cows
in the adaptation she's an OF E-thot and Maxx is her biggest simp
Julie will be aggressively anti-hot and not need to be rescued, especially in the Outback. They will not leave anything ambiguous and will just straight up tell the audience whether something is real or not
>Started watching the Maxx
>Thought it was going to be good typical zany hijacks 90s comicbook adaptation fare
>It's actually tantamount to picrel
Was shocked by this twist
The show didn't get to the timeskip right? That's like the best part of the comic.
No but Julie working through her trauma then leaving so The Maxx can just be Dave in his own little Outback garden is a satisfying conclusion.
yep