Even on the /tv board itself people are sick to death of live action this just goes to show how truly awful the diarrhea Hollywood produces these days is
Wait, so she's wearing a top that looks like scales. She's a mermaid, so her lower half is covered in scales. Are the scales covering her aquatic milkers also her own naturally occurring scales there? Because they match her lower scales. Is she wearing a top made of her own scales? What the frick is going on here.
>I'm honored to pass baton to the next young woman of pacific island descent
Wasn't she derided for not being islander or islander enough when posed to reprise?
>live action remake
JUST FRICKING STOP IT ALREADY DISNEY
PLEASE
Even on the /tv board itself people are sick to death of live action this just goes to show how truly awful the diarrhea Hollywood produces these days is
Yea, there will be tummy.
look at that hair lmfao hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
Wait, so she's wearing a top that looks like scales. She's a mermaid, so her lower half is covered in scales. Are the scales covering her aquatic milkers also her own naturally occurring scales there? Because they match her lower scales. Is she wearing a top made of her own scales? What the frick is going on here.
As an aside, her face is really fricking ugly.
The movie isn't even a decade old. WHY are they doing this? And why Moana of all things?
the rock forced them to do it but he's since hit rock bottom so it probably won't even happen anymore
>won't cast the original voice
>still casting the rock
it's because she has big ol tiddies isn't it
It's because she's not black.
>Pacific island descent
lol, no chance in hell they cast someone who isn't another hideous half black half israelite mutt
She's also got a bunch of tattoos and might not live up to the "Disney Princess" image
Auli’i Cravalho
or Moner
She's walled with a septum ring now. There is a photo of her that looks really bad but I don't think I saved it
how in the hell is that walled
illiterate
>n-no i was just joking
yawn
What the hell is Disney thinking?
I remember thinking she was really hot years ago so she's probably old now
She's got a septum piercing and shit tattoos now
That they might be called racist for covering up her loose "cultural" tattoos under her breasts
>I'm honored to pass baton to the next young woman of pacific island descent
Wasn't she derided for not being islander or islander enough when posed to reprise?
Cast Mackenzie Foy.
Thank you in advance.
Dead on arrival. There's literally no reason to not cast her when she already has the voice and the looks
Is it a musical?
Vanity project for Vin Diesel (who can't sing half as well as her). I won't even pirate it if Auli'i isn't in it
In other words she's not dark or ugly enough
She's too light-skinned, looks more Latina or Med to be considered a face for a movie about Pacific Islanders.
Sad!! She has great booba
Her last name's Portuguese, so there's some obvious Southern European heritage.
I like how every time the have to pick a non white main actor, they’re always half white. Every single time
Disney has a 19 year old Hawaiian girl on payroll.
she needs buccal removal
Wait why she assumes the actress will be Pacific islander? That's pretty racist
>She is of Native Hawaiian, Puerto Rican, Portuguese, Chinese, and Irish descent.
Kek she's barely even Pacific Islander