cast someone better then. which brown princess can fill her role? hard mode, no latina

cast someone better then.

which brown princess can fill her role?
hard mode, no latina

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Or, even this. What's worse is that she was in Spiderman 1 right along with Zendaya. My man chose the wrong peanut butter girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can she act?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So-so. Significantly better than Zendaya.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not really
        so leagues better than zendaya

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's the chick from forspoken. not really but definitely better than zendoobie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well that was easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i-is that an attractive female lead??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any actually pretty woman would do better. Acting ability was never a real qualification here (as evidenced by the entire cast)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      alright, let's call it an early then shall we?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Or, even this. What's worse is that she was in Spiderman 1 right along with Zendaya. My man chose the wrong peanut butter girl.

      Zoe did "angry scowl" well enough in Batman. I'm sure she could pull Chani off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish she's pull me off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she's 10 years old than Chalamet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So? Paul should be a literal teenager.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Paul should be a literal teenager.
            Then why is he played by a 10-year-old?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why brown? The book does not call her brown. The kids are not described as half brown. Why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood shit now needs to have diversity hires in leading roles. Preferrably ugly.
      It was either her or Paul.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She lives on a desert planet, moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
        Right.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would a person who lived their life on Arakis have pale skin? You would have more melanin to protect yourself from the UV rays of Arrakis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Would a person who lived their life on Arakis have pale skin?
            You do realize that ethnicity doesn't develop over one's life, right? This bullshit of yours is like an even more moronic version of Lamarquean evolution.
            And, by the way, Arabs aren't black. The overwhelming majority of people who live in or around deserts aren't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's not the skin color that gatekeeps blacks from desert living it is the lack of abundant resources.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing you wrote has anything to do with the post you replied to.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's positive affirmation of that post. Blacks typically only exist in environments with plentiful resources which contributes to their lack of planning and forward thinking. They never needed to develop or select for these traits because they just held onto land that provided an abundance. The point is that "desert people" is less a matter of physiological adaptation (there is some of course like asians) and more a mental adaptation. The best physiologically suited human specimen to live in a desert gets out performed by the best mental human specimen because long term desert survival is s bigger challenge than day to day desert survival. Work on your reading comprehension.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are aussies brown?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Abos are nig level black

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ...so? Do you think waspy boomers retiring in Scottsdale magically become brown?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well well well... the pot is calling the kettle Jamal! It seems you are the moron that needs to be harnessed on the bus. Your mom and your dad both setteled and you are the result. Frick you and anyone that looks like you. homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wears a stillsuit 24/7 that covers so much skin that it reduces water loss to a half ounce a day
        >lives underground in a sietch
        >must be black because muh desert planet
        You stupid fricking moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just to hammer it home
          >Flipped Day/Night cycle (only comes out between twilight and dawn)

          If anything they should be pale with hints of a literal darker past.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re confusing ethnicity with getting a fricking tan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fremen are space arabs. Them being brown isnt too unbelieveable.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a high caste desi girl would work, I can't think of any though because I'm not a pajeet

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    la creatura

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she cute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only good suggestion ITT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm always posting her in Dunc threads. It's very sad to watch Dunc 1 and 2, suffering through so many closeups on scowling zendaya, and knowing it didn't have to be like this..

        I'm looking forward to the fan edit that removes most of Chanis scenes. Someday we might even get an AI edit that replaces her entirely.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Someday we might even get an AI edit that replaces her entirely.
          Might as well just reshoot it with with a better cast and director, rather than trying to salvage that piece of shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's what's frustrating. It really had the potential to be great. But this nagging, scowling, modern sensibility character is constantly pulling you out of the immersion.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The Chani changes really are the shortcoming in part II. She was devoted to Paul and a believer all the way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was wondering why her character seemed so frickin weird, it's been forever since I read the book.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There are really good audibook versions. I listen to them up to god emperor about once a year. Frank just wrote well.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this
              the pure lack of charisma and scowling are just awful
              are we supposed to like this character?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think that was the goal. Which is very strange, considering the movie does a good job of hyping the mood for jihad, only to immediately and repeatedly countersignal with this wet blanket scowling shitlib. Im pretty sure in every single scene in which Paul takes a step towards Becoming Who He Is(tm), Zendaya is there to scowl, roll her eyes, or naysay. Every single time.

                There were better ways of conveying the theme that the whirlwind of the jihad was bound to lead to negative consequences in addition to total victory. But apparently Villeneuve or his masters couldn't stand being so subtle.

                %3D%3D

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what the FRICK are those weird bright things all over the Lawrence of Arabia screenshot? why isn't the image in shades of brown and grey? fricking cinematographer a shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this is the lamest bait I have seen in my almost 20 years coming here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think Denis presupposed we would like her because part 1 starts with her voiceover and she's effectively a clone of Neytiri, who Avatar fans like.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she was forced on him by the studio
                he's also a total pushover who doesn't care either way
                which is why dunc feels so mediocre

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think we don't care her because she ends up being at the middle of a huge problem with the Dune novel: the fact that Frank Herbert didn't want to write a simple revenge story but wound up doing one anyway because it was just easier.

                it's like her whole role is to go "nooo this is a satire like Starship Troopers" when the plot just doesn't support that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's bland gray slop
                in keeping with denis style
                no creativity, no artistry, no risks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's distractingly ugly, particularly when placed next to Rebecca Ferguson. And she's nagging and doubting in her tone. Maybe a more pleasant actress could have sold it better, but if the tragedy is supposed to be Paul loses Chani when he loses himself to his Terrible Purpose, then there's got to be something there to begin with that's worth cherishing. With how Zendaya behaves in Dunc 1&2, it honestly seems like by the end, Paul is launching himself into space with the boys, just to get away from his harpy gf.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she's supposed to be a native princess
                while she's being mogged by male background extras
                her tone and facial expressions are offputting and uninviting, not ladylike or attractive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >if the tragedy is supposed to be Paul loses Chani when he loses himself to his Terrible Purpose, then there's got to be something there to begin with that's worth cherishing.
                Yeah they didn't give any reason to like chani. she just seemed a pain? There was one scene where they did sand walking together which was nice, but not enough. Dennis ending the movie with a shot of chani sulking was certainly a choice...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Dennis ending the movie with a shot of chani sulking was certainly a choice...

                That will be fixed in the fan edit. I promise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the fan edit.
                Villeneuve's "fans" think it's perfect the way it is though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is the fan edit of 3 going to make chani Paul's concubine? How will they reconcile this stuff?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I will disregard 3. I hope it is not made.
                I will simply remove most of the shot of zendaya from 2. There are other flaws in 2, but that that One Neat Trick will achieve the most gains for the least effort.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the whirlwind of the jihad was bound to lead to negative consequences in addition to total victory
                it would still run into the problem that none of those negative consequences affect anyone the audience cares about.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Image composition like this demonstrates why spending all your budget on actors overhyped on social media instead of a competent cinematographer is a terrible idea.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, just casting capable noname actors would make movies cheap to make again. Budgets could be spent correctly, and cinematographers could make kino flourish once more. Talk to me is a great example of what amateurs can do for cheap

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pic
                the fact that I can see that and still realize its a drawing of zendaya speaks volumes of her

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shes to beautiful bros

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >botox lips
      eww

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          /thread

          sexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Irulan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Irulan is supposed to be beautiful

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for chani as a woman.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She might be too old

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Casting her as the emperor was a wild choice, but it worked out ok I think.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the gayest shit I've ever seen. If you watched this movie and enjoyed it, I do not respect you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the way poka-dot man blinks is the coolest blink ive ever seen

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has posted the mspaint version of Zendaya
    You disappoint me Cinemaphile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you

      Honestly, just casting capable noname actors would make movies cheap to make again. Budgets could be spent correctly, and cinematographers could make kino flourish once more. Talk to me is a great example of what amateurs can do for cheap

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya is not the problem, it's just chuds saying that. It's the character as written in the screenplay (which is not faithful to her depiction in Part I, let alone the book) that is god awful. Zendaya was fine in Part I IMO.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya is literally never fine. In anything she's done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Zendaya is not the problem
      Zendaya is part of the problem.
      Yes, Villeneuve is a bigger part of said problem, but that doesn't absolve Zendaya.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes, Villeneuve is a bigger part of said problem
        Elaborate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trash director in, trash film out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Explain how he's a trash director in detail

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Watch his films.
              I won't go into any more detail than Villeneuve himself ever does.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this
                his work is lazy and uninspired
                mean spirited even

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he doesn't know how to direct actors
          which is the primary job of any competent director
          the guy is a schlub

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            his biggest problem is story editing and structure.
            you can get away with autistic direction if you understand what information the audience needs and give it to them efficiently so they don't get bored and give a frick about the characters.

            Denis' two best films are Arrival and Sicario, neither of which he had a writing credit on. it's not a coincidence.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              he's never made a good film period

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Arrival was mid but Prisoners is kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Zendaya is not the problem
      Yes she is. She is unpleasant to look upon, and limited in range to either scowling or looking vaguely puzzled. Under the auspices of a competent director working from a thoughtful script she might rise to mediocrity; as it is she is a carbuncle upon every work in which I have seen her, and nowhere have her shortcomings as a thespian been more evident than in Villeneuve’s clumsy and indulgent hands.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She is unpleasant to look upon
        she isnt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she's objectively a 5
          if you saw her working at starbucks you wouldn't give her a second look

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            a 5 is a 5 bro, thats half a perfect 10. Plus in real life she looks better than in her movies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She’s brown
          Always frown
          Looks like Down
          Your a clown

          Zendaya dog looks disapproving in your direction and also off to one side

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            holywood is doing you incels a solid by lowering peoples beauty standards

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Funny how male actors are all required to be hot and fit but females can have pickle jar chins, crossed eyes and stumpy limbs and coomers still simp for them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                well go woke and call for change then you feminist kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >feminist
                Mate if they didn’t have breasts and a c**t I’d throw rocks at them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Men are simple, we just need a warm hole

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Total agreement, brother.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't even care whether she can act tbqh, she's hot and that's that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no latina
    and why is that? The leader of the freman is literally a hispanic. Why this bullshit standard?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    latina? warped american brain thinking white, black, mexican are the only races. it is an arab culture...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Latina is the best casting for Chani if you want to go by the books, she should be half Fremen (Arab) and half whatever Liet Kynes is, probably some Germanic looking white dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Fremen are NOT Arab they're modeled after Circassians. Chani would look similar to this woman. Notice her elfin features.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no one wants to watch a movie about circus folk

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Circassians
          cool beans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most attractive brown actor are latina
      I'm just limiting the option

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God Tier Casting:
    Lady Jessica, Irulan, Duncan Idaho
    Mid Tier:
    Baron, Feyd, Rabban, Yueh
    Surprisingly Shit Tier:
    Stilgar, Duke Leto
    Shit Tier:
    Nearly everyone else
    Zendaya Tier:
    Chani, Black person Kynes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Irulan, Duncan Idaho
      No.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DUNC is mid tier casting all around with the sole exception of Lady Keksica

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HOW THE FRICK DID EVERY SLOP KOJIMBRO TOUCH TURN INTO KINO?!!!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >brown
    if they had cast this random white girl it would have been a massive improvement.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obvious choice. Literally why not?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too old

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The casting isn't great but that isn't the main issue. It's that PLUS she was written to be a massively annoying piece of shit. Everybody, and I mean everybody, is sick of modern american women.

    Imagine if Arwen nagged Aragorn to come with her to the undying lands instead of saving the world and got b***hy when he was given Narsil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Everybody, and I mean everybody, is sick of modern american women.
      Literally the most privileged and pampered class of humans to exist in history, and yet constantly whining about how oppressed they are while schlicking off to A Handmaid’s Tale and wondering why they can’t seem to find a ‘real man’.
      I hate them so fricking much bros.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    might as well go full moron and cast her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least she can act. Albeit one-dimensionally. Lol imagine her next to twink ~~*Paul*~~ tho hahahah - homie wouldn't be able to kiss her without a stool and T supplements

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maisie Williams looking good!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She actually looks good in this shot. Not so much in the second movie though

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia Boutella.0yhmst

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Durr the girl from Split

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chani and Paul Atreides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baby yeed staring at dem big brown tiddys

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >which brown princess can fill her role?
    The fact that you restrict our choices to browns tells me that you are my spiritual, philosophical and cultural enemy and that any tactic I can devise to ensure your defeat is justified.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that you restrict our choices to browns tells me that you are my spiritual, philosophical and cultural enemy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >too stupid to recognise intentionally abstruse hyperbolic shitposting for the purposes of comedy
        My friends, I present to you the contemporary progressive leftist ‘NPC’.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I was just joking, i'm totally not a nazi piece of trash that's infected half the population because of the chud media propaganda

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >HALF THE POPULATION ARE LITERAL NAZIS BECAUSE 4CHUDS ARE MAKING FUN OF THE UGLY MUTT WHO CAN'T ACT

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >

              >I was just joking, i'm totally not a nazi piece of trash that's infected half the population because of the chud media propaganda #
              >>HALF THE POPULATION ARE LITERAL NAZIS BECAUSE 4CHUDS ARE MAKING FUN OF THE UGLY MUTT WHO CAN'T ACT

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just got home from the movie and man Zendaya really stands out like a sore thumb. What a waste

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