Cast the HBO Harry Potter reboot

Cast the HBO Harry Potter reboot

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idris elba

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Rowlings on my dick

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL TERFS

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >btfos trannies
    mommy!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bring back Warwick Davis as the goblins and Flitwick so we can midgepost in the shill threads

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cillian Murphy as Voldemort
    Some young British-Indian as Harry (good for him tbh)
    Cute black girl as Hermione
    ??? as Ron

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hermione

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn rest your head on the pillowy bosom of a transphobic billionaire bong gilf as she strokes your head and reads Harry Potter to you while you cuddle in her comfy estate in the English countryside
    Why even live bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do i wanna frick her?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all replies so far are pure shite Cinemaphile is truly just the same unoriginal memes over and over again basically plebbit at this point. casting is kinda difficult cause over half of the (main)cast will be unknowns like Emma and Dan were. I hope they cast Radcliffe as tom from the leaky cauldron so he can pass the torch cause he's the only one who recognises harry at first. Michelle Farley gets thrown around a lot for McGonagall and I think she'd be a good fit. Also Rowling apparently liked some tweets that there won't be black washing so there's hope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are all just tourists who'd be better off just visiting a greentext subreddit. They didn't have a thought of their own for years let alone one related to movies and television. I look forward to the show although they will probably frick it up. Hope they stick to mostly British and non superstar actors like they did with the original movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all replies so far are pure shite Cinemaphile is truly just the same unoriginal memes over and over again basically plebbit at this point. casting is kinda difficult cause over half of the (main)cast will be unknowns like Emma and Dan were. I hope they cast Radcliffe as tom from the leaky cauldron so he can pass the torch cause he's the only one who recognises harry at first. Michelle Farley gets thrown around a lot for McGonagall and I think she'd be a good fit. Also Rowling apparently liked some tweets that there won't be black washing so there's hope.

        Just remember their goal is to make this site unusable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care about black Hermione or gay harry but if cumberbatch is in it I will boycott it.

      The tom idea is nice

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A black Hermione is inevitable. A least cast someone cute and funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly makes more sense for the weasley to be black
      >poor as shit but still frick like rabbits
      >father works a low governement job
      >twins are good sports but also are a couple of rule breaking punks
      >ron is mediocre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and Harry should be the abused redheaded stepchild at the Dursley home

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and gay since his room was a closet, perfect metaphore

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Malfoy calls him a homosexual or a poof whenever they interact

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Harry Poofter

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bug eye girl from fallout can play Hermione.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll start at the beginning right so all the kids will probably be unknowns.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbledore

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Driver as Snape.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      looks the part but
      >American actors doing English accents

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        RDJ pulled it off
        meanwhile Bendydick Cucumberbatch can't pull an american accent

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          pengwhen

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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