>Cameron on that sub (he very well could have been).
lmao
You never watched his submarine documentaries huh. He would've never gotten on aboard that piece of shit. Dude is a pro who can pilot a sub by himself.
>Shahzada Dawood, Pakistani businessman (of theDawood Hercules Corporation) and a trustee at theSETI Institute. >Suleman Dawood, son of Shahzada Dawood. >Hamish Harding, British businessman, aviator, and space tourist. >Paul-Henri Nargeolet, former French Navy commander, diver, submersible pilot, member of theFrench Institute for Research and Exploitation of the Sea(IFREMER), and director of underwater research for E/M Group and RMS Titanic, Inc., which owns salvage rights to the wreckage site. Nargeolet has led several expeditions to the wreck, supervised the recovery of thousands of artifacts, and is "widely considered the leading authority on the wreck site" according toThe Guardian. >Stockton Rush,OceanGate, Inc.chief executive and founder.
>250K per ticket >Couldn't shell out an extra few thousand for some kind of transponder or tracker
The competence crisis rears its ugly head once again. At least the Pakis are dead. Shame about the actual humans though
don’t they have the entire wreckage 3d laser scanned and you can explore it in vr? why would you want to pay to actually go down and look through a shitty little porthole at it?
What in the everloving frick, why would you want to go to the bottom of the ocean in this claustrophobic steel fartbox? And for 250K at that, Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people, just send a deep sea drone with 8K 360 camera
so many bothersome things about this entire fricking thing >front is shitting area >front has only window >you submerge to crazy lethal depths only to view everything on a fricking screen >shitty wireless controller >bluetooth connection >uncomfortable sitting poses, possibly for hours on end, unless the group allows themselves to lie down and touch skin awkwardly >pissing and shitting divided by curtain >no exit ever unless bolts are removed by surface team >ass and piss smells everywhere
>OceanGate is a manned submarine transport company that leverages college graduat engineers with off the shelf technology for cost-effective subsea research. >cost-effective >OceanGate waver states the experimental submersible vessel has not been approved by any regulatory body and could result in physical injury, disability, emotional drama or death. >not approved by any regulatory body
Imagine paying 250k quid for getting locked into that cramped, claustrophobic steel can, with no windows and only an outside camera projecting video onto an lcd panel while you're at a depth of about 12,500 feet enduring pressures which are around 390 time greater than at the surface.
I wonder if it was a quick death death due to rapid decompression or the vessel slowly filling with water and them fighting for their last breaths.
0:19 "OceanGate is a manned submarine transport company that leverages college graduat engineers with off the shelf technology for cost-effective subsea researc"
3:47 assembly process of the vessel, pressure hull basically 5inch thick weaved carbon fiber wrap with titanium parts glued on
5:20 CEO of the company talking about hiring less 50 year old white guys with military experience, aiming for the college graduate crowd
lots more spicy bits in the vid
Lmao I wish more people would watch this because the audio clip of Rush talking about how he doesn't like that submariner vets are all "old white men" who don't "inspire people" like a 20-something novice woman would is an incredible case of succumbing to one's own hubris
Actually what really happened was they got to close to the debris and found a bunch of stuff labelled "Olympia" and well someone made the call and that was the end of the sub.
This is also assuming it was at full capacity innthe first place. Given when I have learned about this company today its unlikely it was even half full.
Gee, I hope the company had the foresight to install a sign that warned people about this. >CAUTION: Corpse off-gassing may taint remaining air supply. Please be considerate of other passengers when considering murder
Why not use radar to find them? All you need to do then is just fly jelicopter above with a long rope. Dude underwater would tie it to the sub and heli would pull it out.
The problem is the sub is moving and the radar thing spins so the sub moves a little bit and they dont know where it will reappear. Its like shooting at where it was rather than where its going be
it's actually tragic how insensitive people are being towards this tragedy just because the people involved are rich. Right now those 5 people are living a literal nightmare scenario. Stuck at the bottom of the ocean in a cramped cylinder where they can't even stand up, and have less than 48 hours before their life support fails, which will kill them if the hypothermia doesn't first.
I know you are baiting, but Cinemaphile has historically always made fun of stuff like shit and also stuff that is a lot worse. Like thousands of people dying in natural catastrophes and stuff like that.
I am having a very hard time having any sympathy for literal billionaires, who spend 250 k to ride on a somalia tier submersible.
>nooo you cant just have 250k to spend on a once in a lifetime adventure >You need to pay that money in taxes for government authorized gender reassignment surgeries and subsidizing black people
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
11 months ago
Anonymous
And you may ask yourself, "how do I work this?"
11 months ago
Anonymous
Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving and water removing
If you're a billionaire and you're dumb enough to pay to go down in that rinkydink piece of shit, not certified by anyone for safety, no built-in safety measures, no gps beacon, maintaining contact through fricking text messages, you deserve to be smashed into tomato paste by the crushing pressure of your hubris and lack of foresight.
People die every day because of all kinds of circumstances they had no control over. These idiot billionaires willingly put themselves on a tin can, paid lots of money for it and we should feel bad for them? have a nice day you fricking billionaire bootlicker.
It's even funnier when you realize that the CEO of the company was cutting corners with materials for building the submersible. He also hired sub standard people for his company and he seethed about the safety regulations that there are. And now that dumb frick died on his own shitty ass, corner cutting death trap coca cola can piece of shit.
go back to r/latestagecapitalism you jealous homosexual. just because someone has money doesn’t make them an butthole. the french guy seemed pretty based
how do you know he didn’t store his money in that mysterious aft compartment, maybe knowing that if something went wrong, people would come for his money
right now there are 1000s of people in the final death throes of cancer, what's your point, are we supposed to be bawling and crying about it perpetually
>they are rich, im not >they are different race >they are different nationality
coping mechanism so you can distance yourself from the accident and keep telling yourself it can't happen to you
They’re so rich they could have built a floating mansion hovercraft submersible with a fully staffed McDonald’s super submarine, but chose to go with the Coca Cola can with the Xbox controller.
It probably imploded for instant death. The ceo deserves it for being stupid and risking all their lives. One guy is big shot expert and should know better. I actually feel sorry for the people who just paid and assumed they were in good hands.
That was the last new involving the Titanic, it's apparently near eroding completely, leaving little to evidence it was even there, so it's not worth the risk, and cost to try to bring it up, since it might fall apart while trying to salvage it.
If I was on that submarine with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on that logitech controller and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to surface somewhere safely, don’t worry.’
HEY! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
REMEMBER THE SUB? REMEMBER THE SUB IN THE FAKE MOVIE SET?
WELL THERE'S A RICH GUY AND A COUPLE OF POOS
AND THE NEWS SAYS THEY'RE ALL DEAD
BUT I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH
THEY WERE NEVER THERE
NOT AT ALL
SO WHY DO WE EVEN CARE?
BECAUSE OF THE NEWS! THE israeliteS ON THE NEWS! THE israeliteS THAT RUN THE NEWS SAID WE NEED A SCOOP ABOUT THE SUB WITH THE RICH POOS!
Their life support for 5 people was only 96 hours. Guaranteed someone started killing the others to conserve life support after the first couple hours they lost contact.
>Lots of pessimistic people itt. They can still amek it back.
if it's stuck on the ocean floor there's literally no vessel on earth capable of rescuing them
>titanic 2 >Caledon Hockley became a billionaire and is holding rose's grandchildren hostage >"THIS VESSEL HAS ENOUGH OXYGEN FOR ME, MY MEN, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU" >"TELL ME ABOUT THE HEART OF THE OCEAN. WHERE DID THAT prostitute HIDE IT??" >silence >"A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A GRANDSON" >*bang* >"HE DIDN'T FLOAT SO GOOD WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT" >"Or perhaps he was wondering why somebody would discharge a firearm at a depth of 13,000 feet where one wrong shot could mean catastrophic decompression" >"AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK WHO ARE YOU" >caledon taks off the mask to reveal an older Jack >"I've been living down here this entire time" >suddenly a bunch of black mermaids with dreads start attacking the sub
do a lo fi ironic style doc. a 11 year old kid who is growing out of playing with his action figures but not quite, feels melancholic about it. one sunny sunday afternoon he decide to have a great expedition with his toys he wouldnt want to put it in words that way but "one last great campaign"... he put his 5 favorite action superstar figurines into a can that he weight down with rocks, seal it with playdough and the original cover, attach a 20 foot string on the can and drop it slowly at the pier. yes, they are gonna explore the mysteries of the depth. his parents don't want him to hang there because the pier is a bit rotten, dangerous for kids. lo and behold somehow the string get lose and he lose the can...
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GO ON AN EPIC ADVENTURE AND POSSIBLY DIE IN A COOL WAY BECOMING WORLD FAMOUS WHILE DOING IT NOOOOOOOOOOO >GET DEMENTIA AND DIE OF HEART ATTACK/CANCER LIKE THE REST OF US
>Cool way to die >Huffing paki farts while some rich Irishman is playing with his dick under his kilt, while you're stuck at the bottom of the sea waiting to die because the CEO forgot to charge his knock-off Xbox 360 controller he bought 10 years ago
I mean it's honestly funny when rich people die for absurd reasons, especially if it's something entirely voluntary they paid an exorbitant amount of money for
>make fun of poors 24/7 >poors strike back (once) and laugh at five wealthy morons >… >NOOO HAVE SOME EMPATHY YOU (whispers) homosexuals HAVE SOME HECKIN EMPATHYY
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LAUGH AT RICH FOLX USING THEIR FORTUNE TO SUPPORT ESG AND IMPORT AFRICANS TO YOUR NATION SO THEY CAN SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT WITH EQUITABLE CARBON FOOTPRINT TAXES!!!
have a nice day leftoid corpo simp. I spit on every homosexual israelite billionaire raping my birthright for profit.
>be rich >commit suicide
Lol, Poseidon claims another soul. Too bad they didnt have a woman down there so they could all take turns fricking her to relieve stress
i think so. a US sub offered to help and they turned it down because they thought we’d steal military secrets or some shit and opted to let the crew die instead
>Given the prevalent flaws in the previously tested 1/3 scale model, and the visible flaws in the carbon end samples for the Titan, Lochridge again stressed the potential danger to passengers of the Titan as the submersible reached extreme depths. The constant pressure cycling weakens existing flaws resulting in large tears of the carbon. Non-destructive testing was critical to detect such potentially existing flaws in order to ensure a solid and safe product for the safety of the passengers and crew.
>Over the course of the next several days, Lochridge worked on his report and requested paperwork from the Engineering Director regarding the viewport design and pressure test results of the viewport for the Titan, along with other key information. Lochridge was met with hostility and denial of access to the necessary documentation that should have been freely available as part of his inspection process.
>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters.
>>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters
There is no fricking way
so let me get this straight. the sub went down, they lost communication, and they were expecting to hear back on their return trip back up?
so they expected to loose communication durng the descent?
>armchair engineers >"Eat Le Rich" plebbitors >gamers shitposting about the controller >libshits seething that the 600 migrants that drowned weren't instantly saved via trillion dollar rescue op >black people on twitter sucking their teeth and saying "damn wypeepo be craycray" >Cameron-bros dabbing on everyone
man, rich people's hubris getting them killed in the most spectacular and ironic way is fun to shit post about. you don't even have to be an edgelord. this is a veritible meme goldmine.
>armchair engineers >"Eat Le Rich" plebbitors >gamers shitposting about the controller >libshits seething that the 600 migrants that drowned weren't instantly saved via trillion dollar rescue op >black people on twitter sucking their teeth and saying "damn wypeepo be craycray" >Cameron-bros dabbing on everyone
This news story has everything
lol where the frick do you think you are Black person? On some neo-con facebook page? Rich billionaire israelites are the ones solely responsible for the destruction of the west. They all deserve slow, miserable deaths. Every time you turn on the TV to watch Black personball and you see a commercial about gay interracial latinx HIV child adoption celebrating at Papa Johns sponsored by Coca Cola remember that some billionaire homosexual paid for that ad.
Not an engineer but i just find it baffling that anyone would willingly go thousands of meters underwater in a submarine that looks so flimsy and shitty
>Be born in an extremely beneficial environment, chances of passing on your genes are nearly 100% >Throw it all away and die at the bottom of the ocean. Your fellow monkeys laugh at you and then frick your wife senseless while you rot in the sand
Humantards, not even once
>hey Pajeet Pooson your great granddad died of oxygen deprivation in a metal tube lmao >lmao what a gay, lets go wage war against China and die as heroes
To me even wanting to go see it as a ""tourist"" seems like a very insensitive and rude thing to do. If I were a billionaire and had my sights set on doing it there's no fricking way I'd pay any sort of money to go down in something that looks like it was pieced together from a yard sale.
It sucks but it's not like anyone but themselves are to blame here.
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to kill that guy and let us live longer"
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to kill that guy and let us live longer"
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to kill that guy and let us live longer"
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to have a nice day and let me live longer"
Thank G-d for giving me such an incredible life and try to convert the rest of the people on the sub with me and give them some measure of peace before the end
>Yeah they do that's why they are leftists.
Confused idiot trapped in the 1980s, or lying leftoid tourist? Leftists ARE rich. They love the rich. All of their power comes from the backing of billionaires and corporations.
>could have spent millions engineering cute catgirls >blew it all on an extremely convoluted murder-suicide plot
If you’re trying to die with style just blast yourself out of a cannon into a pool filled with great white sharks kek
>Poorchads: Die peacefully in their bed surrounded by their brood, dozens of loving family members and friends holding their hands as they drift off >Richcels: Die hyperventilating while sharing the air with two stinky browns and the moronic CEO who directly murdered you
K E K
E
K
I can't decide if middle class/slightly rich commies hating richer people/their dad's friends, or manchildren/mentally ill neets hating all people who work is funnier
>Right wingers simping for rich people
My moronic commie is little rusty, but I think this translates to "Not hating people for having more money, and still viewing them as human beings"
subs gone.
they got isekaied by an underwater god who capitalized on an opportunity. they den instantly died in the other world when they could not get out of the sub via lava slimes. a certain god is super mad at this because he wasted his summoning heroes freebee and wont get another one until another 3k years have passed. his also being made fun of for picking incompetent idiots just because they happen to be at sea by other gods.
t. the one who knows.
Shocked that the CEO got in the deathtrap considering how many corners he cut, sending other c**ts down is one thing but going down yourself is an absurd level of dumb
>Titanic 2
>Directed by James Cameron
You make fun of this, but you'd all be crying if it were Cameron on that sub (he very well could have been).
I just wish it would have been you. One less moron posting here.
>Cameron on that sub (he very well could have been).
lmao
You never watched his submarine documentaries huh. He would've never gotten on aboard that piece of shit. Dude is a pro who can pilot a sub by himself.
not me, I'm white
I'm disappointed it wasn't. He's a piece of shit and his movies suck, especially Avatar 1 and 2.
I'd be celebrating
James Cameron might be many things but stupid about submarines is not one of them.
James Cameron already ripped off Waterworld
You have to know that you're a giant homosexual, right?
the submarine: played by OP's mom's uterus
the people: played by my semen
I LOVE THE CURRENT THING
amy schumer as the bloated vessel carrying several millionaires inside it that implodes in a poorly managed failure
2 dead muslims. How does James feel?
Tig Notaro as the ocean
should've been ariel
>sinking this sub with no survivors
>250k per seat
So which millionaires/billionaires were on it?
>Shahzada Dawood, Pakistani businessman (of theDawood Hercules Corporation) and a trustee at theSETI Institute.
>Suleman Dawood, son of Shahzada Dawood.
>Hamish Harding, British businessman, aviator, and space tourist.
>Paul-Henri Nargeolet, former French Navy commander, diver, submersible pilot, member of theFrench Institute for Research and Exploitation of the Sea(IFREMER), and director of underwater research for E/M Group and RMS Titanic, Inc., which owns salvage rights to the wreckage site. Nargeolet has led several expeditions to the wreck, supervised the recovery of thousands of artifacts, and is "widely considered the leading authority on the wreck site" according toThe Guardian.
>Stockton Rush,OceanGate, Inc.chief executive and founder.
Thanks anon
>Hamish Harding, British businessman
NO EXPENSES SPARED!
>and is "widely considered the leading authority on the wreck site"
was*
Aliens whacked him.
SETI was getting too close
Looks like someone really wanted those salvage rights.
>Hamish Harding
>Stockton Rush
have any schizos started claiming that this staged based on these silly sounding names?
There's a French person onboard? Holy shit they need to doing a better job at trying to rescue them.
I thought it was just some random billionaires.
How can you own salvage rights to a wreckage in the middle of the ocean?
You buy it from the government
What government owns the Atlantic Ocean?
The US
The owners of the titanic retain the rights.
RIP BOZOS
>Paul-Henri Nargeolet,
This guy should have known better that to enter a trashcan with a turbine sticking out of it.
It wasn't Aliens it was the true people behind the sinking of the Titanic, the truth should never come out.
>250K per ticket
>Couldn't shell out an extra few thousand for some kind of transponder or tracker
The competence crisis rears its ugly head once again. At least the Pakis are dead. Shame about the actual humans though
i saw this movie where they simulated someone dying from high pressure. and basically all their innards get pressed out their butthole
ohh nn
?t=21
Boiler room mechanic: Trevor Moore (posthumous AI re-construction)
bros...
>here's your controller bro
Lol Cameron has a real submarine with real controls. Not some shitty Logitech knock off.
Buddy scrambled his brain doing that.
Dude put a Rolex on the robot arm AND THE WATCH STILL WORKS!
Need an edit of pepe taking a shit and blocking the view for everyone else
don’t they have the entire wreckage 3d laser scanned and you can explore it in vr? why would you want to pay to actually go down and look through a shitty little porthole at it?
Opulence
Needs a Saddam edit
Imagine being in there with a qt girl and she has to poop but the curtain is broken
better, imagine the qt is Asian
where is the penis?
Nice body but fake face
it's the other way round, according to people on Cinemaphile
face is all real. breasts have received fat injections
You can see her cheeks are fake.
Wassup asiaticposter, do you ever sleep?
i sleep only when the oxygen runs out
So is she a pornstar
name
If she murdered by wife with a t-shirt cannon I would thank her
Her breasts got way bigger after she retired. Shame we can't see her get fricked anymore.
The name of the sub is Titan
>only way you can look out the front of the submarine is to take a shit
250K PER SEAT
NO REFUNDS
This shit doesn't even look like it's worth $250k
That shit is terrifying. Not one of them was smart enough to second guess that piece of shit?
They're explorers!
>$250,000
>no windows
>only way to look outside is through a small port in the designated shitting corner
What is the point? Who designed this shit?
>only viewing window is also the bathroom
They really couldn't find a different way?
What in the everloving frick, why would you want to go to the bottom of the ocean in this claustrophobic steel fartbox? And for 250K at that, Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people, just send a deep sea drone with 8K 360 camera
Rich people are moronic. I can't wait for musk to start sending these idiots to space to die
The CEO jsut had to sell the lie.
so many bothersome things about this entire fricking thing
>front is shitting area
>front has only window
>you submerge to crazy lethal depths only to view everything on a fricking screen
>shitty wireless controller
>bluetooth connection
>uncomfortable sitting poses, possibly for hours on end, unless the group allows themselves to lie down and touch skin awkwardly
>pissing and shitting divided by curtain
>no exit ever unless bolts are removed by surface team
>ass and piss smells everywhere
I would go crazy even in the best of scenarios
>OceanGate is a manned submarine transport company that leverages college graduat engineers with off the shelf technology for cost-effective subsea research.
>cost-effective
>OceanGate waver states the experimental submersible vessel has not been approved by any regulatory body and could result in physical injury, disability, emotional drama or death.
>not approved by any regulatory body
Imagine paying 250k quid for getting locked into that cramped, claustrophobic steel can, with no windows and only an outside camera projecting video onto an lcd panel while you're at a depth of about 12,500 feet enduring pressures which are around 390 time greater than at the surface.
I wonder if it was a quick death death due to rapid decompression or the vessel slowly filling with water and them fighting for their last breaths.
I don't see how it could slowly fill with water at that depth.
>steel can
correction, it's actually just carbon fiber weave
>may result in
>emotional drama
OH MY GOD
>Cost effective
>deep sea exploration
the only way you're getting me on a submarine is if it's state of the art
carbon fiber submarine just doesn’t sit right with me. that shit is brittle, no give. reinforced steel chads rise up!
>the founder of this stupid fricking company was onboard
Good riddance. Fricking scumbag.
>the vessel slowly filling with water
At that depth the water is probably pissing through so fast with enough force to severe limbs.
why'd he do it bros?
>‘‘tis but a scratch
why didn't they attach a rope to the sub so they can pull it out later?
It's 4km down
POV: you're the people in that submarine
>her Heaven is reuniting with a homeless man she fricked 80 years ago
Women.
Did it hurt?
Kino
He should hurry up and release The Abyss in 4k while this is still in the news, it's great publicity
>used a $30 logitek controller to steer Why?
I've let my cousin borrow my Mad Catz controller so logitech one is the one you'll have to use, sorry
kek atleast he sprang for the logitech
>get in homosexuals, we’re going down to 4000m.
>whips out picrel
wat do?
SOVL
>At least it's not a fricking Logitech.
>double tap r1 for a barrel roll
A NEW CHALLENGER (DEEP) APPEARS
They're so dead. Informative video by a submarine expert here.
>I really feel terrible for all the families involved, because your family members are dead.
He's not allowed to say this
He knows his stuff
#t=1185
Thanks.
Timestamp?
0:19 "OceanGate is a manned submarine transport company that leverages college graduat engineers with off the shelf technology for cost-effective subsea researc"
3:47 assembly process of the vessel, pressure hull basically 5inch thick weaved carbon fiber wrap with titanium parts glued on
5:20 CEO of the company talking about hiring less 50 year old white guys with military experience, aiming for the college graduate crowd
lots more spicy bits in the vid
>I don’t want to hire a bunch of 50 yr old white guys
Wokeism is literally causing people to die
Lmao I wish more people would watch this because the audio clip of Rush talking about how he doesn't like that submariner vets are all "old white men" who don't "inspire people" like a 20-something novice woman would is an incredible case of succumbing to one's own hubris
>cast a documentary
tell me you're an american without telling me you're an american
go frick a goat omar.
Who is going to play the deadly kraken who sank the sub? Footage of the Titan going down.
They went down in an oversized Pringles can.
>documentary
why?
>rich butthole allows other rich buttholes to do thing
>thing goes wrong
it should also include internet posts making fun of their deaths
Why didn't they build a better sub with escape pods etc.? You can't even stand up in that thing.
Actually what really happened was they got to close to the debris and found a bunch of stuff labelled "Olympia" and well someone made the call and that was the end of the sub.
Quick rundown?
3,000 meters is the crush depth limit for the vehicle.
3,800 metres is the depth of the Titanic
It's 4000
Yeah bro this sub to go visit the wreck would sit 800ft above it.
Imagine having to do customer support while dying
this guy was seething about regulations couple of years ago and how they stagnate process and how their submersible is very safe
lmao
it's over
This is also assuming it was at full capacity innthe first place. Given when I have learned about this company today its unlikely it was even half full.
Who do they kill first
>kill someone
>air is now tainted with corpse gasses
Gee, I hope the company had the foresight to install a sign that warned people about this.
>CAUTION: Corpse off-gassing may taint remaining air supply. Please be considerate of other passengers when considering murder
If I fart at this depth and pressure, could the gas turn toxic and kill everyone on board?
Aside from the d-pad this is actually a good controller
Why not use radar to find them? All you need to do then is just fly jelicopter above with a long rope. Dude underwater would tie it to the sub and heli would pull it out.
I volunteer you to be the guy underwater
The problem is the sub is moving and the radar thing spins so the sub moves a little bit and they dont know where it will reappear. Its like shooting at where it was rather than where its going be
>the submarine knows where it is by knowing where it isnt
the sub is most likely a crumpled tin can resting on the ocean floor
radar doesn't work underwater
it's actually tragic how insensitive people are being towards this tragedy just because the people involved are rich. Right now those 5 people are living a literal nightmare scenario. Stuck at the bottom of the ocean in a cramped cylinder where they can't even stand up, and have less than 48 hours before their life support fails, which will kill them if the hypothermia doesn't first.
Fricking horrifying, have some empathy
So 700 migrants is good but 5 white dead people aren't?
it's all bad dipshit
Source?
And where was your posts and thread about the capsized boat?
That's what I thought.
how did you hear about it then dipshit?
Are you moronic?
I accept your concession
Seems you are then.
Where are you posts anon?
Where the frick did race come from?
>race isn't relevant
Make your mind up /misc/gay
>/pol/gay
I'm not your boogeyman, and I'm not even any other anon you were having a homosexualy argument with in this thread, that was my first post
>getting upset about race being mentioned
Lol, sure bud
Keep trying to silence.
>Being against weird racial politics, means you're actually a weird racial ideologue.
Huh?
2 of them are indian
Ones half indian
Oh. Well, no loss there.
Least we know two people who won't use the toilet
Christ, imagine the smell.
The passengers would be idiots even if they were poor. Also they're already dead, that shit imploded.
Abloobloobloo
I know you are baiting, but Cinemaphile has historically always made fun of stuff like shit and also stuff that is a lot worse. Like thousands of people dying in natural catastrophes and stuff like that.
I am having a very hard time having any sympathy for literal billionaires, who spend 250 k to ride on a somalia tier submersible.
>nooo you cant just have 250k to spend on a once in a lifetime adventure
>You need to pay that money in taxes for government authorized gender reassignment surgeries and subsidizing black people
They had a once in a lifetime adventure alright. To die for.
*redditors chortling to themselves as they type out the same homosexual joke that has been made a trillion times by equally gay homosexuals*
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may ask yourself, "how do I work this?"
Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving and water removing
>Once in a lifetime
You're right on that one lol
If you're a billionaire and you're dumb enough to pay to go down in that rinkydink piece of shit, not certified by anyone for safety, no built-in safety measures, no gps beacon, maintaining contact through fricking text messages, you deserve to be smashed into tomato paste by the crushing pressure of your hubris and lack of foresight.
That's not true anon.
You deserve to slowly waste away over 96 hours while you consider how it was purely hubris that led you to this point
Those people already subsidize black people through ESG loans
People die every day because of all kinds of circumstances they had no control over. These idiot billionaires willingly put themselves on a tin can, paid lots of money for it and we should feel bad for them? have a nice day you fricking billionaire bootlicker.
It's even funnier when you realize that the CEO of the company was cutting corners with materials for building the submersible. He also hired sub standard people for his company and he seethed about the safety regulations that there are. And now that dumb frick died on his own shitty ass, corner cutting death trap coca cola can piece of shit.
>have a nice day you fricking billionaire bootlicker.
>implying this has anything to do with their wealth and everything to do with the reality of their current situation on a human level
Gas yourself, plebbitor.
Why do right wingers simp for rich people and corporations so hard?
what the frick are you talking about
Why this flag got ISIS on it ¦^}
nta but I think it's because the USA was arming and funding ISIS so they would fight Assad or some shit
You're confused. Reddit spends all day throating billionaire megacorp wiener.
Anon it's sad beacuse a 19 year old Paki billionnaire child is down there
>19 year old child
>pay 250k to sit in a sinking coffin
at least they don't have to be buried
As a collective, these rich people would throw you to the bottom of the ocean if it could make them a little more money and they'd laugh about it.
go back to r/latestagecapitalism you jealous homosexual. just because someone has money doesn’t make them an butthole. the french guy seemed pretty based
>just because someone has money
Had money *
how do you know he didn’t store his money in that mysterious aft compartment, maybe knowing that if something went wrong, people would come for his money
oh no, those poor rich people
>Right now those 5 people are living a literal nightmare scenario
They're dead anon.
It’s the irony that they are so rich but can’t buy themselves out of this situation, when death is the cashier.
right now there are 1000s of people in the final death throes of cancer, what's your point, are we supposed to be bawling and crying about it perpetually
it’s a coping mechanism
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN GOOD RICH PEOPLE
>they are rich, im not
>they are different race
>they are different nationality
coping mechanism so you can distance yourself from the accident and keep telling yourself it can't happen to you
It literally can't happen to me because I'm not rich enough to afford a private submarine tour nor stupid enough to get into that gamer toob of a sub
Ah yes because the average person can afford a 250k trip down to the titanic.
Kys
Not my problem.
They’re so rich they could have built a floating mansion hovercraft submersible with a fully staffed McDonald’s super submarine, but chose to go with the Coca Cola can with the Xbox controller.
I laugh at everyone who dies at sea while riding in poorly made or overcrowded ocean vehicles.
They paid 250k to poke around a graveyard , frick em
It probably imploded for instant death. The ceo deserves it for being stupid and risking all their lives. One guy is big shot expert and should know better. I actually feel sorry for the people who just paid and assumed they were in good hands.
No pun intended, but is this going to sink Logitech?
No
>couldn't even spend the extra money for a real xbox or playstation controller
bruh
Opposite effect actually
That was the last new involving the Titanic, it's apparently near eroding completely, leaving little to evidence it was even there, so it's not worth the risk, and cost to try to bring it up, since it might fall apart while trying to salvage it.
You replied to the wrong post moron
Oh shit, meant for
Kys.
My uncle works at logitech and he says they just issued the new drivers that are compatable with the windows 11 update
>Only $29.99 in USA
>£42.99 here in Bongland
explain?
The sale isn't on in bongland moron
Imagine some superfast new car using Logitech wheel&pedals in it. Would you question the choice or hop in?
You son of a b***h I'm in
That'll be 500k a lap and no guarantees for safety. Gl anon.
I would bet money that the G29 probably feels better than the first fly-by-wire shit that was introduced around like 2005.
>At Logitech
>We won't let you down
>;)
I bet it’s floating somewhere. They literally can’t get out of it by themselves.
>They literally can’t get out of it by themselves.
>dont bother with a GPS beacon
What an incredible oversight.
Essentially any questions people have about them not having these things can be answered with hubris.
>OH N-
how much you wanna bet windows xp rebooted on them and got stuck waiting for an update?
If I was on that submarine with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on that logitech controller and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to surface somewhere safely, don’t worry.’
Idris Elba as the sub.
HEY! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
REMEMBER THE SUB? REMEMBER THE SUB IN THE FAKE MOVIE SET?
WELL THERE'S A RICH GUY AND A COUPLE OF POOS
AND THE NEWS SAYS THEY'RE ALL DEAD
BUT I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH
THEY WERE NEVER THERE
NOT AT ALL
SO WHY DO WE EVEN CARE?
BECAUSE OF THE NEWS! THE israeliteS ON THE NEWS! THE israeliteS THAT RUN THE NEWS SAID WE NEED A SCOOP ABOUT THE SUB WITH THE RICH POOS!
meds
Those poor souls aboard probably never got see Montana.
Lots of pessimistic people itt. They can still amek it back. Never underestimate the mental toughness of humans.
Their life support for 5 people was only 96 hours. Guaranteed someone started killing the others to conserve life support after the first couple hours they lost contact.
You shit yourself and release bacterial gasses when you die.
>You shit yourself and release bacterial gasses when you die.
What about tying up the dead body, wrapping it up tight
>Lots of pessimistic people itt. They can still amek it back.
if it's stuck on the ocean floor there's literally no vessel on earth capable of rescuing them
Wouldn't it be safer and easier just to bring the titanic to the surface so everyone can visit
Finally a smart comment
>titanic 2
>Caledon Hockley became a billionaire and is holding rose's grandchildren hostage
>"THIS VESSEL HAS ENOUGH OXYGEN FOR ME, MY MEN, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU"
>"TELL ME ABOUT THE HEART OF THE OCEAN. WHERE DID THAT prostitute HIDE IT??"
>silence
>"A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A GRANDSON"
>*bang*
>"HE DIDN'T FLOAT SO GOOD WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT"
>"Or perhaps he was wondering why somebody would discharge a firearm at a depth of 13,000 feet where one wrong shot could mean catastrophic decompression"
>"AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK WHO ARE YOU"
>caledon taks off the mask to reveal an older Jack
>"I've been living down here this entire time"
>suddenly a bunch of black mermaids with dreads start attacking the sub
This literally debunks libertarianism
>moronic millionaires killing each other
HOW????
Yeah the government has never killed 5 people with a submarine
>controller joystick experiences stickdrift
>end up in atlantis
do a lo fi ironic style doc. a 11 year old kid who is growing out of playing with his action figures but not quite, feels melancholic about it. one sunny sunday afternoon he decide to have a great expedition with his toys he wouldnt want to put it in words that way but "one last great campaign"... he put his 5 favorite action superstar figurines into a can that he weight down with rocks, seal it with playdough and the original cover, attach a 20 foot string on the can and drop it slowly at the pier. yes, they are gonna explore the mysteries of the depth. his parents don't want him to hang there because the pier is a bit rotten, dangerous for kids. lo and behold somehow the string get lose and he lose the can...
fin
I honestly hope they find and retrieve the sun just so we can see what horrible shit happened to them.
They're looking in the wrong place then anon
They just need to open their eyes and stare at it
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GO ON AN EPIC ADVENTURE AND POSSIBLY DIE IN A COOL WAY BECOMING WORLD FAMOUS WHILE DOING IT NOOOOOOOOOOO
>GET DEMENTIA AND DIE OF HEART ATTACK/CANCER LIKE THE REST OF US
YOU CAN'T
I mean they can, in fact I hope more rich people do this and die in hilarious ways so we can collectively laugh at them for once
I look like this and I said this out loud when I heard the news, got me down to a T
>Cool way to die
>Huffing paki farts while some rich Irishman is playing with his dick under his kilt, while you're stuck at the bottom of the sea waiting to die because the CEO forgot to charge his knock-off Xbox 360 controller he bought 10 years ago
Everyone will remember your death as a joke
why exactly it cant just ascend like a ballon?
OH NO MY BALLOON
How do you suggest lighting a fire underwater moron?
With underwater lighter?
>O' MY BALLOON
because real life isn't full of asspulls like certain manga.
they probably suffocated fairly quickly
almost like watching The Office
It was a giant squid attack - probably ripped the lid off and ate them
I think they at the very least kill the ceo to preserve his oxygen. Hopefully he had the decency to volunteer
Yeah I'm sure a decaying cadaver with gasses and soiled underwear is better
Stuff him into toilet
>redditors and algorithm-brained Gen Z openly exposing themselves over this
If you've posted anything about them being wealthy you should get a permanent scarlet letter that says homosexual next to your posts from now on
I mean it's honestly funny when rich people die for absurd reasons, especially if it's something entirely voluntary they paid an exorbitant amount of money for
250,000 isn't a lot of money for something like this.
>make fun of poors 24/7
>poors strike back (once) and laugh at five wealthy morons
>…
>NOOO HAVE SOME EMPATHY YOU (whispers) homosexuals HAVE SOME HECKIN EMPATHYY
Extremely reddit post.
Just because you said the homosexual word doesnt mean you belong, you tourist Black person
Ooooh redditor said Black person to compensate for their extremely reddit post. What other tricks do you have up your sleeve?
I have the 3 hour unedited video of me raping your homeless mother from 2012. Want to see the exact frame where you were made?
why does the N-word in all caps get auto-filtered for me?
It's tourist
? is it a setting I can turn off?
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LAUGH AT RICH FOLX USING THEIR FORTUNE TO SUPPORT ESG AND IMPORT AFRICANS TO YOUR NATION SO THEY CAN SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT WITH EQUITABLE CARBON FOOTPRINT TAXES!!!
have a nice day leftoid corpo simp. I spit on every homosexual israelite billionaire raping my birthright for profit.
>be rich
>commit suicide
Lol, Poseidon claims another soul. Too bad they didnt have a woman down there so they could all take turns fricking her to relieve stress
>can’t maintain eye contact with a woman IRL
these fantasies are how you cope lmfao
why didn’t they just put the sign wherever you get in the water
>Cast the inevitable documentary
How about you cast yourself into the Mariana Trench instead
The only good thing is that they have water down there. Just open the door seal just a bit to get enough drinking water to inside.
Bro you’re so stupid. If they could open the hatch they would have swam to the surface by now
If they all signed that waiver then they have no one but themselves to blame, no one with an ounce of sense would have got onboard.
and israeli lawyers get half of all their wealth that gets transferred to benefactors.
EVERYONE WINS!
>NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO BE SYMPATHETIC TO THE RICH WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU
>morons die climbing everest
>morons die skydiving
>morons die caving
>morons die thousands of feet below the surface of the ocean
i feel zero sympathy for thrill-seeking morons.
It's better to die striving for greatness than to live a hundred years as you
my mom says I'm pretty cool
What's great about sitting in a pajeet can going down only 4km and dying?
Yeah they're like drug addicts and alcoholics
the Kursk was in shallower waters and had more time, they couldnt do shit
its unironically over
Didn't the russkies literally prevent anyone from helping until it was too late anyway?
i think so. a US sub offered to help and they turned it down because they thought we’d steal military secrets or some shit and opted to let the crew die instead
>Given the prevalent flaws in the previously tested 1/3 scale model, and the visible flaws in the carbon end samples for the Titan, Lochridge again stressed the potential danger to passengers of the Titan as the submersible reached extreme depths. The constant pressure cycling weakens existing flaws resulting in large tears of the carbon. Non-destructive testing was critical to detect such potentially existing flaws in order to ensure a solid and safe product for the safety of the passengers and crew.
>Over the course of the next several days, Lochridge worked on his report and requested paperwork from the Engineering Director regarding the viewport design and pressure test results of the viewport for the Titan, along with other key information. Lochridge was met with hostility and denial of access to the necessary documentation that should have been freely available as part of his inspection process.
>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters.
>>At the meeting Lochridge discovered why he had been denied access to the viewport information from the Engineering department—the viewport at the forward of the submersible was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate intended to take passengers down to depths of 4,000 meters. Lochridge learned that the viewport manufacturer would only certify to a depth of 1,300 meters due to experimental design of the viewport supplied by OceanGate, which was out of the Pressure Vessels for Human Occupancy (“PVHO”) standards. OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters
There is no fricking way
https://newrepublic.com/post/173802/missing-titanic-sub-faced-lawsuit-depths-safely-travel-oceangate
anyone who paid for that shit is so fricking stupid
>guy on the shitter bites it first
>oh wow, fine dining!
easy pickings
so let me get this straight. the sub went down, they lost communication, and they were expecting to hear back on their return trip back up?
so they expected to loose communication durng the descent?
>That report from the 80s that they registered something sounding like dance hall music coming from the area of sunken Titanic part
There is something out there that shouldn’t be disturbed.
But that's impossible
Link?
>armchair engineers
>"Eat Le Rich" plebbitors
>gamers shitposting about the controller
>libshits seething that the 600 migrants that drowned weren't instantly saved via trillion dollar rescue op
>black people on twitter sucking their teeth and saying "damn wypeepo be craycray"
>Cameron-bros dabbing on everyone
This news story has everything
Theres literally nothing wrong with mocking rich people dying
Oh yeah and edgelords cashing in their monthly quotas of bad takes. I forgot one.
Not an argument. There's literally nothing wrong with mocking rich people dying
You, sir, have won the internet.
>sir, have won the internet.
GO THE FRICK BACK
I tip my fedora to you as well, my good fellow.
Have a cookie
man, rich people's hubris getting them killed in the most spectacular and ironic way is fun to shit post about. you don't even have to be an edgelord. this is a veritible meme goldmine.
lol where the frick do you think you are Black person? On some neo-con facebook page? Rich billionaire israelites are the ones solely responsible for the destruction of the west. They all deserve slow, miserable deaths. Every time you turn on the TV to watch Black personball and you see a commercial about gay interracial latinx HIV child adoption celebrating at Papa Johns sponsored by Coca Cola remember that some billionaire homosexual paid for that ad.
nobody forgave Ari for mocking Kobe Bryant
I like how everyone becomes a nautical expert, but moreover it exposes jsut how moronic many other people are who think they're going to drown
it really does, now we just need to link one of these guys to epstein
Not an engineer but i just find it baffling that anyone would willingly go thousands of meters underwater in a submarine that looks so flimsy and shitty
Looks like a chode
>Be born in an extremely beneficial environment, chances of passing on your genes are nearly 100%
>Throw it all away and die at the bottom of the ocean. Your fellow monkeys laugh at you and then frick your wife senseless while you rot in the sand
Humantards, not even once
>be remembered for hundreds of years for your death-defying (well...) heroics
vs
>have kids whose grandkids won't even know your name
>hey Pajeet Pooson your great granddad died of oxygen deprivation in a metal tube lmao
>lmao what a gay, lets go wage war against China and die as heroes
>paying $250k to die a horrible and very public death
Bruh
To me even wanting to go see it as a ""tourist"" seems like a very insensitive and rude thing to do. If I were a billionaire and had my sights set on doing it there's no fricking way I'd pay any sort of money to go down in something that looks like it was pieced together from a yard sale.
It sucks but it's not like anyone but themselves are to blame here.
They think they're explorers
What would you do with your last 48 hours in the suicide box Cinemaphile?
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to kill that guy and let us live longer"
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to kill that guy and let us live longer"
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to kill that guy and let us live longer"
"hey, i'll pay you a billion dollars to have a nice day and let me live longer"
I'd probably ask to hear some stories from that Chad French navy commander onboard.
Thank G-d for giving me such an incredible life and try to convert the rest of the people on the sub with me and give them some measure of peace before the end
>G-d
Your god is the almighty shekel. Your soul is forever bound to the Earth.
>be disabled on the sea floor
>wake up to the sound of something rapidly tapping on the outside of the sub
You’d start panicking in agonizing pain as you suffocate from CO2 poisoning
>this tourist homosexual trying to push the line that leftists hate corporations
lol
Yeah they do that's why they are leftists. Us right wingers support corporations and the free market because they are efficient and free
>Yeah they do that's why they are leftists.
Confused idiot trapped in the 1980s, or lying leftoid tourist? Leftists ARE rich. They love the rich. All of their power comes from the backing of billionaires and corporations.
>could have spent millions engineering cute catgirls
>blew it all on an extremely convoluted murder-suicide plot
If you’re trying to die with style just blast yourself out of a cannon into a pool filled with great white sharks kek
CAPTAIN'S LOG:
>fill it out Cinemaphile
>should’ve updated the Logitech drivers before I left, but the update required a restart, and I had the best game of solitaire in my life going.
>be stupid richtard tourist trap
>use logitech controllers
Unironically the same way the titanic sunk. Rich hubristic narcissists cutting corners and killing people in the process.
Rest in piss
>dude, we 3d printed some stick extenders out of PLA, this thing is totally hightech now.
>controller doesn't support half A presses
They were doomed from the start
>"CAPTAIN, PLEASE TELL ME WE HAVE ANALOGUE BUTTONS"
>ITS A THIRTY DOLLAR LOGITECH WHAT DO YOU THINK
Are any betting website taking bets on what happened? I want to put money on the Logitech controller causing a fire.
They reached The Core
Why can’t they just jettison the aft section and float to the surface?
>STOP DESCENDING WE CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE
>THE 'A' BUTTON IS STUCK, WHO SPILT ROOT BEER ON THIS?
>even RockThrow is getting in on it
glad to see that even a tragedy can bring people together I guess
Submarines arent real the government just wants to keep you down
Are they super deep like where those glow in the dark monster fish reside?
No. Deep but not "here be aliens" deep
Where is Saddam?
here
Based Cameron chads win again
Can't wait for his next kino
>Poorchads: Die peacefully in their bed surrounded by their brood, dozens of loving family members and friends holding their hands as they drift off
>Richcels: Die hyperventilating while sharing the air with two stinky browns and the moronic CEO who directly murdered you
K E K
E
K
wait wait, there were TWO billionaires!
>wagies being miserably enslaved for decades to save up millions for Shekelberg to kill himself in moronic ventures
I hope this is a trend.
I can't decide if middle class/slightly rich commies hating richer people/their dad's friends, or manchildren/mentally ill neets hating all people who work is funnier
Right wingers simping for rich people is funnier
>Right wingers simping for rich people
My moronic commie is little rusty, but I think this translates to "Not hating people for having more money, and still viewing them as human beings"
Billionaires don’t view anyone on Cinemaphile as a human being
Me neither.
Idk why you're so bothered, people die everyday why are you getting wet over this?
I'm not especially sad, but I do feel bad people died, and I think it's normal to feel bothered by uncommon causes of death.
If they are still alive, we should've already heard them bashing that xbox controller to the subs wall to call attention
It's over
>*whoop* *whoop*
>THREAD BUMP LIMIT REACHED.
>APPROACHING PAGE 10 PRUNE DEPTH.
Quick! Push B to ascend!
IT'S NO GOOD!! DEAR MOD, PLEASE STICKY!!
Is this another titantic thing where one of these guys was going to vote against the Federal Reserve?
subs gone.
they got isekaied by an underwater god who capitalized on an opportunity. they den instantly died in the other world when they could not get out of the sub via lava slimes. a certain god is super mad at this because he wasted his summoning heroes freebee and wont get another one until another 3k years have passed. his also being made fun of for picking incompetent idiots just because they happen to be at sea by other gods.
t. the one who knows.
hint: don't let your kids use social media, ya fricking idiot
He should kill him.
It would be justice if he tortured him on a livestream
Agreed. I would love seeing that cuck get murdered by that furious, grieving father.
Do you think those guys are having sex with each other right now? How else might they pass the time?
>Well, there's no point in ALL of us dying virgins, is there?
Shocked that the CEO got in the deathtrap considering how many corners he cut, sending other c**ts down is one thing but going down yourself is an absurd level of dumb