Serious question: Why? The only reason I ever had bad controllers like these was because I was a child and adults bought them for me. I never need a controller so desperately but lack enough funds that I would settle for one of these shitpiles.
>sub is controlled by a fricking Logitech USB game pad
Guarantee this is what fricked them
They probably forgot to charge the battery or something moronic
>show them some drifts in Assetto Corsa >do a barrel roll >show them my champion battle bot from high school >get hired on for millions >lose the richgays anyway because of stick drift
Any battle bot kinos?
>This guy managed to convince billionaires to pay to sit in a tiny metal tube at the bottom of the ocean with him
Are rich people really this fricking stupid?
>Are rich people really this fricking stupid?
rich people throughout history gave us such gems as: >attack the ocean with your javelins >invest millions in a fake country in central america because a dude convinced you he was the king of said country >frick your cousins for 900 years straight >take blackface to the next level by covering yourself in tar at a banquet and set yourself on fire by dancing to close to a torch
You tell me.
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>>frick your cousins for 900 years straight
That's hot though
11 months ago
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>invest millions in a fake country in central america because a dude convinced you he was the king of said country
QRD on this one?
the controller 100% broke and is the whole reason why theyre stuck there. One of the sticks probably started drifting and they accidentally rammed into a rock or the controller disconnected and they could stop the submarine and rimmed somewhere again
>It's controlled with a controller, I'm going INSAAAAANE
You guys understand that from an control systems perspective, the buttons in a plane's wienerpit and buttons on a game controller are exactly the same, right? There's nothing about making your own controls that makes it any safer.
I have too, we used them in my highschool/college robotics programs. They're fine controllers, just don't take as much abuse as name brand controllers.
>>They're fine controllers, just don't take as much abuse as name brand controllers. >put together mission to explore bottom of the ocean, purportedly more difficult than going to the dark side of the moon due to immense pressure >don't get brand name controllers, instead get the same controller highschool programs use to train teenagers
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homie you're arguing some dumb shit about your imaginary scenario
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Anonymous
Hey if they had a flight deck tier, custom designed control system, I guarantee it wouldn't take any more fricks than a Logitech controller would. It's a fricking submersible mission, not a Pacific Rim mech
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Wait is kicks word filtered to fricks or did I just have a stroke? What a moronic word filter
I've worked at companies and had them hem and haw about replacing my 5 year old business-class Dell laptop that was slowing my work down and costing them hundreds of dollars a week.
It's absurd how they try to cut costs in silly ways like limiting how many k-cups their office wages can use per day when they're spending $15k+ a day in payroll for that office.
They did have backups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClT4zuiofc
But I'm confused OP's pic claims the soda can sub can't navigate itself. Then what was the point of the Logitech Controller? Don't fricking tell me the Logitech Controller was connected via the mothership because if so that is so insanely stupid.
control is not navigation. you can move 'forward' or rotate clockwise all you want, and it's not much good at all if you don't know which way is East, or even up. Or you may know which way is up, but not where you are, where your destination is, etc.
no because like the morons here i thought it meant dead but it doesn't. Imagine coming up to some fricking event horizon looking gore that's still alive and it's a person so you can't just shoot the head to put out of misery. your job now is just listening to this half a c**t groaning, saying 'there there'
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>implying you can't save them
The human body is amazing in how it can endure some shit
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kek i know some dumbshit would fricking post this like "nah dude, getting cut in half, and stuff is actually fine, see there's this guy," Right! Someone should have told those people at Dreamworld.
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Australia is a third world country with shit socialized medicine. The USA is a third world country with the best medicine but the best costs money.
Probably because it helps psychologically in even just a small way. Like to deal with the stress and depression of that job you divorce yourself emotionally from what's going on.
In the same way in a morgue you call it a "cadaver" instead of corpse or dead body.
Because it's polite usage of terminology. Rather than saying "victims were churned on a conveyer belt until they were rendered into a thick, gooey paste." It's like that decompression incident where one dude's fricking organs and spine shot 60 feet out of a crescent 6 inches wide. You think normies need to be hearing that casually?
Probably because it helps psychologically in even just a small way. Like to deal with the stress and depression of that job you divorce yourself emotionally from what's going on.
In the same way in a morgue you call it a "cadaver" instead of corpse or dead body.
no. it's not dead. it's literally injuries incompatible with life. It's a guy who's torn in half, and sort of held together by the machinery and he will rapidly die if when pull the machine apart, or since that's not practical anyway he just has to be sat with for maybe - who knows hours - while he gradually dies inside the machinery.
Its well known that the Titanic was deliberately sunk to assassinate opponents of the central bank. Take a look at who was on board (and importanly, who wasn't....). plus the ship should not have sunk from the simple act of hitting an iceberg. Have you ever heard of any other ship sinking from ice? If you look into the science you'll find that ice is simply water, so how could it have sunk a ship when the ship was designed?
Now this submersible device got too close to uncovering the truth so it too conveniently "dissapears"....
>If you look into the science you'll find that ice is simply water
True. Better yet, it's just frozen water. Thus the heat coming off the ship should of melted it turning it to liquid.
Where the co-founder of Macy's department store, an investor from new york and a playboy with inheritance money really so dangerous as to be worth assassinating in one of the least subtle ways imaginable?
Besides, solid ice is pratically as solid as rock (See the Arizona Iceberg Collision and the sinking of the MV Arctic Explorer)
>Where the co-founder of Macy's department store, an investor from new york and a playboy with inheritance money really so dangerous as to be worth assassinating in one of the least subtle ways imaginable?
Please everyone download these videos and if need be upload them on third party websites like Rumble and Dailyvideos. No doubt they'll eventually try to cover them up and they're hilarious.
>it's tougher to go to the bottom of the ocean than to the far side of the moon (pronounced mewn) >we've seen things that no human eye has seen before
aside from the thousand people who were aboard the shit when it sank dipshit
What gets me is that people regularly do underwater diving for photography. I have a rich uncle who does it as a hobby and he's won some awards (pic unrelated).
If that was a passion of mine what would I rather go out and see with the potential that something could go wrong? Whales, sharks, cool fish, or a stupid sunken boat?
If they were exploring an uncharted area it would be noble, but the fact it was basically a guided tour of a gravesite for jaded millionaires makes it hard to have sympathy.
still unbelievable how easy it is to persuade people with simple taglines like >one of a kind >rarer than space flight >you're part of history
buncha jidrools
If they have no ways of rescuing themselves, and they're doing this "for science", then we shouldn't be wasting MILLIONS of dollars of taxpayer money to find them.
They literally don't have any redundancy in their systems and have no failsafe's (i.e. a Deadman's switch to surface if something doesn't go right or the crew/hull is compromised).
Fricking rich morons.
>This is not a thrill-ride for tourists, it's much more >This is not tourism, you're contributing >It's not a ride at Disney, there's a lot of real risk involved and challenges
>be some dumbfrick billionaire with no actual survival skills >think your money alone entitles you to "contribute" to some intense scientific exploration >get stuck on the bottom of the ocean and die
Same reason it's funny every time some dumbass business man croaks on Everest and all the Sherpas just leave his body up there to mummify in the cold since it's not worth the risk to bring their dumb asses back down. If you can't find humor in entitled morons fricking around and finding out, you need to go back
That's a good point.
Sherpa's don't even attempt to rescue people on Everest who are dying and can't help themselves.
Why is the the US and Canada spending tens of millions of dollars on this rescue??
It's a good training exercise to test out their capabilities in case something they actually care about sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Also good publicity for the authorities involved if it goes well. A definite expiry date on the effort means you have a pretty easy time estimating cost, ~4 days work at most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClkytJa0ghc >Starlink (which isn't approved for maritime use as of now) >20$ chinese controller
unironically, wtf was this boomer thinking using consumer grade cheap tech for a fricking submarine??
They did have backups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClT4zuiofc
But I'm confused OP's pic claims the soda can sub can't navigate itself. Then what was the point of the Logitech Controller? Don't fricking tell me the Logitech Controller was connected via the mothership because if so that is so insanely stupid.
This CEO guy kinda reminds me of the rich guy in Don't Look Up.
>Starlink (which isn't approved for maritime use as of now) >20$ chinese controller
unironically, wtf was this boomer thinking using consumer grade cheap tech for a fricking submarine??
That's for BOATS. You know things that are NOT underwater. In the same way you probably still use Satellite Radio because I imagine cell phones aren't very useful when you're oversea.
something about the way he chucks it and says 'eh and its designed for kids to throw around or whatever, unbreakable' makes me think of a type of guy who you shouldn't rely on.
>the sub has no way of navigating itself under water
What the frick? They didn't think a basic manual control system would be useful in case of a comms blackout? Also, can satellites even communicate with submarine vessels under a certain depth? They literally have to use giant base stations to transmit Extremely low frequency waves to deep diving naval subs - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communication_with_submarines
It is so blindingly obvious that I am honestly without joking surprised that anyone would pay him money to do this, let alone billionaires. People are stupid, I get that. I passively think i am never going to die myself, but if someone offered to fly me to another country in his homemade plane made out of plastic with no rudder or radio, which he controlled using Siri, I wouldn't even think off saying yes. What the frick dude.
Imagine how the billionaire creator of the sub feels being stuck in a steel casket with the four other people you doomed because you're such a cheap moron
Some Curb shit or something
Imagine how it’s gonna feel when one of them panics and incites a wild melee that kills all but two of them and they slowly suffocate covered in the blood of others.
Imagine being stuck in that little tube and it's nothing but darkness. There's nothing to fricking do and they probably got their cellphones hopelessly trying to get a signal bar just so they can text their loved ones that they're fricked.
>was only 3/4ths the way down when contact was lost
Yeah they're pancakes, the Navy definitely knows it from hydrophone stations but they're just letting it play out like they did with MH370 to avoid giving anything away.
I agree that's it's possible, but the implication of losing contact before reaching depth is that it had a catastrophic failure. Losing contact and failing to surface suggests that whatever cut contact also cut propulsion and emergency surfacing capabilities, which is a lot to go wrong if the vehicle was intact.
Elaborate.
On which part?
I've been telling people for years that the USN probably knows with some precision where MH370 crashed in the ocean whether through SONAR or hydrophone contact but they let some wreckage finder ships take $500mil contracts to scour the Indian Ocean probably nowhere near where they tanked kek
They know exactly where it is, they have over the horizon radar on Diego Garcia and passive sonar networks around it due to it being the staging area for nuclear equipped B2s in the Indian Ocean. Why risk letting everyone know when most of the passengers were Chinese?
>On which part?
Secret Navy super-duper hydrophone stations, what they are, what makes them special compared to others, why the Navy keeps them secret.
Oh they're not special, just their locations and number are secret. You don't want your enemy so know where your sonar blindspots are. The super secret way of detecting subs is using SQUIDs in aircraft to detect the magnetic field disturbance caused by subs passing underneath. I worked with a guy who worked on it.
I've been telling people for years that the USN probably knows with some precision where MH370 crashed in the ocean whether through SONAR or hydrophone contact but they let some wreckage finder ships take $500mil contracts to scour the Indian Ocean probably nowhere near where they tanked kek
>the only form of communication with the surface they have is a slightly more advanced form on knocking on the hull and listening
Most likely their moronic communication device broke down, they decided to surface and now they are sitting somewhere adrift, unable to call for help because a) there's no reception and b) the tin can they're travelling in can only be opened from the outside.
I bet they all benefited from central banking and went down there to gloat over their deaths that made them super filthy wealthy. With israelites you LOSE!
Lol they made a documentary on the reddit r/WallStreetBets and the Gamestop fiasco a year after it happened. For sure they're already making interviews for the documentary.
If I were down there I think I'd want to murder the CEO for coming up with something so stupid. But then again it would be my fault to agreeing to something so blatantly dumb.
What, you mean they can't even get rid of the ballast from the inside? Who the frick made this thing? Did he just assume an emergency would never happen?
There are three or four actual submarines in the world capable of safely going there on Titanic submerge level and surfacing on their own. This gay little toy is useless without mothership, it literally ceases to function without connection.
>the window is in front of the toilet >the whole point of this is for people to be able to see the wreck >so they cant not avoid the toilet
imagine the smell
>so rich you could sleep with a different 18yo girl every day for the rest of your life >voluntarily encase yourself in a tin can like a sardine and throw yourself at the sea
wtf is wrong with rich people
>96 hours of oxygen
Okay so they'll be fi- >Even if the sub surfaces, it can only be open from the outside, as it's bolted closed
Are you fricking kidding me
usually these subs come with an explosive fail safe that allows you to open the hatch in these situations, but it seems like these guys don't appreciate fail safes
What if one of them had the sniffles? I had a cold on a 12 hour flight to hawaii and had to blow my nose every ten minutes and it was hell. Imagine how uncomfortable thatd be for these guys
The original voyage and tragedy was the result of hubris and recklessness caused by an irresponsible crew. It's been over 100 years and people have clearly learned nothing. Now a bunch of idiot billionaires put their trust in the lowest bidder for the chance to gawk at an undersea grave and end up adding to its numbers. It's quite poetic.
>They get to the sub >Manage to link up (Need it or keep it?) and start rescuing the passengers >Suddenly the captain of the rescue sub feels a hand on her shoulder >'Room for a few lost souls?' >She turns round >It's Captain Edward Smith with a horde of passengers behind him, not looking like he's aged a day >The rescue captain raises an eyebrow >'Not for lost souls...' >She smiles >'... But for old friends!' >Captain Smith chuckles >'Took you long enough!' >They load up and head for the surface, celebrating and breaking bread
This is the reason why they weren't able to locate any bodies since it's discovery in the 80s. Not even a bone. By golly, they've done it.
Praise the Lord!
Anon did you literally get that from last night on the thread for the upcoming Venture Bros movie? Because if so I fricking love you dude. I only ask because I got that file from google images
Some rich people really do not deserve the money. This shit is just pointless adrenaline joy ride, not something in the name of scientific discovery. Muh see it with your own eyes instead of just filmed by some unmaned sub.
>the only form of communication with the surface they have is a slightly more advanced form on knocking on the hull and listening
Most likely their moronic communication device broke down, they decided to surface and now they are sitting somewhere adrift, unable to call for help because a) there's no reception and b) the tin can they're travelling in can only be opened from the outside.
or one of the Indians (Pakistan is rightful Indian clay) took a shit, killing the rest of the crew.
>A world without James Cameron's titanic >Cameron probably didn't then frick around with the sea for a decade >A world potentially without Avatar or Avatar in a completely different form >He may have saved the Terminator franchise
God speed lads.
>Sub got buried under ocean rockfall but is still intact >They found an oxygen pocket so they can breathe >Can catch fish to eat and drink the seawater >They have wifi but can only access Cinemaphile >Are shitposting in these threads
>you will never interbreed with the Titanic survivors living in air pockets inside the hull
They've probably adapted to the crushing pressure and lack of oxygen by now. Imagine...
Why are some of you morons keep pointing out the unopenable hatch? It's a submersible/submarine. Like on an airplane, you dont want any passenger, or amateurs, trying anything funny with the hatch. In this case, maintaining pressure is the most important. If you want a failsafe for a sub, you'd want some kind of mechanic that would lift the non-functioning sub closer to the surface and not sink to the bottom.
Stop making this fricking thread.
Actually I was looking for this very threat lmao. There's a spiderverse troony thread somewhere between here and page 10, go back
>Stop making this fricking thre-ACK
HUSH MORTAL!
did they find it?
No
Good
i have that same logitech controller worked ok but one day it started glitching and kept turning right for no reason
>i have that same logitech controller
Serious question: Why? The only reason I ever had bad controllers like these was because I was a child and adults bought them for me. I never need a controller so desperately but lack enough funds that I would settle for one of these shitpiles.
same reason why this company with billionaire clients used it: because it was cheap
>All these zoomers shitting on Logitech controllers
These things were good never had one fail on me. At least early 2000s they were reliable
would you enter a submarine controlled by a bluetooth logitech controller? also your captain keeps throwing the controller around without care
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peter madsen at it again kekmao
>toilet isn't the woman's mouth
unbelievable
Up is down and down is up lol
All they had to do was up, down, up, down, B, A, select start and they were home free
Why do kids mock a standard flight setup?
Inverted y-axis is for morons.
fixed
>See if you press right here then we g-- ACK!!!!
Fricking hell.
That makes sense, as I assume it's basically either pushing the front down, or pulling it up.
>types like a redditor
>has never played a videogame in his life
checks out
>brother comes to visit
>playing xbone
>hand him the controller
>he doesn't invert
>sub is controlled by a fricking Logitech USB game pad
Guarantee this is what fricked them
They probably forgot to charge the battery or something moronic
How do I leverage my life wasted on gaming into 6+ figures piloting billionaire submarines? I wouldn't have lost them.
Show them your piloting skills in any video game with a shitty logitech controller
>show them some drifts in Assetto Corsa
>do a barrel roll
>show them my champion battle bot from high school
>get hired on for millions
>lose the richgays anyway because of stick drift
Any battle bot kinos?
>The controller is real
How the FRICK did this pass any kind of safety inspection???
it didn't
they make you sign a thing before you go on that basically says the thing doesn't comply with any regulations and you might die
More proof that the nouveau riche are dumb as frick
>thinking a billionaire is nouveau riche
>trusting a guy who sits criss cross apple sauce to get you to the bottom of the ocean 4k metres down in a bathtub
Lmao they're so dead
>criss cross apple sauce
What a cute way of putting it.
Rookie mistake, they should have used a Mad Catz
>safety inspection
what do you call this mate?
>This guy managed to convince billionaires to pay to sit in a tiny metal tube at the bottom of the ocean with him
Are rich people really this fricking stupid?
Yes? 1% of rich people are actually smart, others just lucky tbh
Im sure all of them were high level nepo babies
>Are rich people really this fricking stupid?
rich people throughout history gave us such gems as:
>attack the ocean with your javelins
>invest millions in a fake country in central america because a dude convinced you he was the king of said country
>frick your cousins for 900 years straight
>take blackface to the next level by covering yourself in tar at a banquet and set yourself on fire by dancing to close to a torch
You tell me.
>>frick your cousins for 900 years straight
That's hot though
>invest millions in a fake country in central america because a dude convinced you he was the king of said country
QRD on this one?
Gregor Mcgregor scam. Yes that is a real name
Just look at Elon Musk. None of these people are intelligent, they fail upwards and get bailed out constantly.
the controller 100% broke and is the whole reason why theyre stuck there. One of the sticks probably started drifting and they accidentally rammed into a rock or the controller disconnected and they could stop the submarine and rimmed somewhere again
Woman here
A guy that sits in criss-cross gives me the
-ICK
Actual biological female here
Can confirm
Now he has the decompression chamb-ACK
ywnbaw
>here's your controller, bro
It passed Madkatz' safety inspection.
that specific controller model has documented stick drift issues
lazy fricking dilettantes
That Logitec controller is good through.
>no autofire
ngmi
>Starts to dive as scheduled
>Batteries run out of power, no one brought spares
>Everyone dies
Damn
Another W for wirechads
>It's controlled with a controller, I'm going INSAAAAANE
You guys understand that from an control systems perspective, the buttons in a plane's wienerpit and buttons on a game controller are exactly the same, right? There's nothing about making your own controls that makes it any safer.
Many of us have used logitech controllers in the past anon
I have too, we used them in my highschool/college robotics programs. They're fine controllers, just don't take as much abuse as name brand controllers.
>>They're fine controllers, just don't take as much abuse as name brand controllers.
>put together mission to explore bottom of the ocean, purportedly more difficult than going to the dark side of the moon due to immense pressure
>don't get brand name controllers, instead get the same controller highschool programs use to train teenagers
homie you're arguing some dumb shit about your imaginary scenario
Hey if they had a flight deck tier, custom designed control system, I guarantee it wouldn't take any more fricks than a Logitech controller would. It's a fricking submersible mission, not a Pacific Rim mech
Wait is kicks word filtered to fricks or did I just have a stroke? What a moronic word filter
>safety inspection
it didn't
>symmetrical joystick layout
>wireless
It's over
>the average Cinemaphileir/g/in takes more care in selecting his controller than a fricking billionaire tourist trap
lol. lmao even
I've worked at companies and had them hem and haw about replacing my 5 year old business-class Dell laptop that was slowing my work down and costing them hundreds of dollars a week.
It's absurd how they try to cut costs in silly ways like limiting how many k-cups their office wages can use per day when they're spending $15k+ a day in payroll for that office.
The one he modified is waaaay older than this, I think I had it in the early 2000's
>the hardest part was figuring out how the PS3 controller worked with the computer
?t=121
Holy shit, kek. Look at how complicated they made the interface for a fricking logitech controller!
>Be electrical engineer
>Look at that controls diagram
>Have stroke
Can't really blame them. It's on sale.
>USB nano receiver
morons. I'll bet my left nut that little dongle fell out of the USB port and fell into a tiny space that isn't accessible. Kek
You'd think the could afford a proper controller.
Should've had a Mad Catz as a back up
They did have backups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClT4zuiofc
But I'm confused OP's pic claims the soda can sub can't navigate itself. Then what was the point of the Logitech Controller? Don't fricking tell me the Logitech Controller was connected via the mothership because if so that is so insanely stupid.
control is not navigation. you can move 'forward' or rotate clockwise all you want, and it's not much good at all if you don't know which way is East, or even up. Or you may know which way is up, but not where you are, where your destination is, etc.
that's not up that's forward
of all the things to complain about.
either way inveryed makes far more sense even if youre playing a fist person game with a controller
>Mum says it's my turn to die at sea
Holy fricking shit.
>somehow fricking lost
Just go up
there is not really any 'up' this deep in the ocean like there isn't in space
That's why they invented gyroscopes
well and maybe thats the thing that broke, so they are lost trying to use as little power they have left to find the surface
The door is welded shut from the outside to maintain pressure. Even on the surface they're running out of air fast.
>Logitech
Well there is your problem
>Uses starlink to communicate with its mothership
That doesn't make any sense and a moron made this image
it has a tether so I don't see why not
sauce
Google Australia Thunder River Rapids. There's no accident scene photos on the internet
The only proof of a tether is the moronic image OP posted.
>injuries incompatible with life
Lmao.
I used to mock this quote as weird police-speak until I understood what it actually means
so you mocked it for about 0,8 seconds?
no because like the morons here i thought it meant dead but it doesn't. Imagine coming up to some fricking event horizon looking gore that's still alive and it's a person so you can't just shoot the head to put out of misery. your job now is just listening to this half a c**t groaning, saying 'there there'
>implying you can't save them
The human body is amazing in how it can endure some shit
kek i know some dumbshit would fricking post this like "nah dude, getting cut in half, and stuff is actually fine, see there's this guy," Right! Someone should have told those people at Dreamworld.
Australia is a third world country with shit socialized medicine. The USA is a third world country with the best medicine but the best costs money.
That's actually how emergency responders such as paramedics and 911 operators refer to death in their official lingo.
But WHY do they say it?
Probably because it helps psychologically in even just a small way. Like to deal with the stress and depression of that job you divorce yourself emotionally from what's going on.
In the same way in a morgue you call it a "cadaver" instead of corpse or dead body.
Because it's polite usage of terminology. Rather than saying "victims were churned on a conveyer belt until they were rendered into a thick, gooey paste." It's like that decompression incident where one dude's fricking organs and spine shot 60 feet out of a crescent 6 inches wide. You think normies need to be hearing that casually?
Because only a doctor can officially declare someone dead.
no. it's not dead. it's literally injuries incompatible with life. It's a guy who's torn in half, and sort of held together by the machinery and he will rapidly die if when pull the machine apart, or since that's not practical anyway he just has to be sat with for maybe - who knows hours - while he gradually dies inside the machinery.
Oh, mortal injuries. As in he might be alive but he gon' die real soon. Yeah, right.
cant say "they were churned to jelly by a giant wooden conveyer belt" in the official report
Shiiit
I've been on that ride AMA
How many times have you sucked on a penis in your life?
59
how many of those were self suck?
Holy frick.
Adrenaline junkies btfo.
>thinking this happened in the 90s to early 2000s
>happened on 2016
Wtf were the Australians thinking
techbros keep shooting themselves in the foot
>modified Logitech gaming controller
Damn so you're saying they'd be alive if they used a genuine Xbox360 controller? Tough shit kek
I casted Cameron/Musk/who ever is going down there to get them as well.
kino
>Idris Elba
Hahaha. Even AI is in on the "Idris Elba is the token black in everything" meme.
Shit taste. We need this suave motherfricker as the Pakistani dad.
>The CEO of the company owning the sub
P O T T E R Y
>the sub has no way of navigating itself
lol
It does look like it has a tether based on the image tho. Also, a toilet, smell-posters BTFO.
Its well known that the Titanic was deliberately sunk to assassinate opponents of the central bank. Take a look at who was on board (and importanly, who wasn't....). plus the ship should not have sunk from the simple act of hitting an iceberg. Have you ever heard of any other ship sinking from ice? If you look into the science you'll find that ice is simply water, so how could it have sunk a ship when the ship was designed?
Now this submersible device got too close to uncovering the truth so it too conveniently "dissapears"....
You should be on JRE.
Then why was ~~*Guggenheim*~~ on the ship? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Guggenheim
>No, they expect one of us the the wreckage brother.
>If you look into the science you'll find that ice is simply water, so how could it have sunk a ship when the ship was designed?
Damn... ice is water so why didnt the ship, designed to float on water, simply float through the iceberg? Hes got a point there, folks
>If you look into the science you'll find that ice is simply water
True. Better yet, it's just frozen water. Thus the heat coming off the ship should of melted it turning it to liquid.
Where the co-founder of Macy's department store, an investor from new york and a playboy with inheritance money really so dangerous as to be worth assassinating in one of the least subtle ways imaginable?
Besides, solid ice is pratically as solid as rock (See the Arizona Iceberg Collision and the sinking of the MV Arctic Explorer)
>Where the co-founder of Macy's department store, an investor from new york and a playboy with inheritance money really so dangerous as to be worth assassinating in one of the least subtle ways imaginable?
The answer may surprise you.
You'd sound a lot more convincing if you could fricking spell things correctly
>thank you guys for joining me here today to see the wreck of the titanic in person
>there was a moment-
kino
so if someone needs to take a dump they just do it right there in front of everyone?
They can survive by having someone swim outside for a while to catch fish and go back inside
any word on who all the 2 crewmates were?
The only names dropped were the 3 billionaires.
Who were the billionaires? Not seen their names anywhere.
Please everyone download these videos and if need be upload them on third party websites like Rumble and Dailyvideos. No doubt they'll eventually try to cover them up and they're hilarious.
>it's tougher to go to the bottom of the ocean than to the far side of the moon (pronounced mewn)
>we've seen things that no human eye has seen before
aside from the thousand people who were aboard the shit when it sank dipshit
goddamn what a goldmine of stupidity
What gets me is that people regularly do underwater diving for photography. I have a rich uncle who does it as a hobby and he's won some awards (pic unrelated).
If that was a passion of mine what would I rather go out and see with the potential that something could go wrong? Whales, sharks, cool fish, or a stupid sunken boat?
Yeah but that stupid sunken boat is kind of like a haunted house and honestly I want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua
>want to deter people with a grim sign
>put a badass skeleton on it
getting mixed signals, that skelly would make a dope tattoo
It doesn't help that it looks like he's giving you the finger, like frick you skeleton man I'm definitely taking your treasure now.
Best thread on Cinemaphile.
>theres definitely not israelite gold found beyond this point
frick you and your tricks mr skeleton
Great reaction image.
If they were exploring an uncharted area it would be noble, but the fact it was basically a guided tour of a gravesite for jaded millionaires makes it hard to have sympathy.
still unbelievable how easy it is to persuade people with simple taglines like
>one of a kind
>rarer than space flight
>you're part of history
buncha jidrools
>Chealsy Kellog
Oh we know Chelsea
If they have no ways of rescuing themselves, and they're doing this "for science", then we shouldn't be wasting MILLIONS of dollars of taxpayer money to find them.
They literally don't have any redundancy in their systems and have no failsafe's (i.e. a Deadman's switch to surface if something doesn't go right or the crew/hull is compromised).
Fricking rich morons.
>Master Eater
Master Chief Pantry Officer
Fricking saved.
>we partnered with experts on planes and spaceships instead of asking even one submarine guy
I’m fricking crying.
>This is not a thrill-ride for tourists, it's much more
>This is not tourism, you're contributing
>It's not a ride at Disney, there's a lot of real risk involved and challenges
what is funny about that? They were being totally upfront about how dangerous it was in the video
>be some dumbfrick billionaire with no actual survival skills
>think your money alone entitles you to "contribute" to some intense scientific exploration
>get stuck on the bottom of the ocean and die
Same reason it's funny every time some dumbass business man croaks on Everest and all the Sherpas just leave his body up there to mummify in the cold since it's not worth the risk to bring their dumb asses back down. If you can't find humor in entitled morons fricking around and finding out, you need to go back
sounds like you're just jealous
All people are stupid animals my friend. If we aren’t aware of that we can’t be intelligent.
That's a good point.
Sherpa's don't even attempt to rescue people on Everest who are dying and can't help themselves.
Why is the the US and Canada spending tens of millions of dollars on this rescue??
It's a good training exercise to test out their capabilities in case something they actually care about sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Also good publicity for the authorities involved if it goes well. A definite expiry date on the effort means you have a pretty easy time estimating cost, ~4 days work at most.
>Once in a lifetime opportunity to join the passengers of the Titanic...
Some of the comments are alright.
Imagine spending the last 72 hours of your life with this guy.
>WE GAAN 2: English Boogaloo
>drop $250k so you can call yourself a "mission specialist" for learning to use a $30 Logitech videogame controller
>die
My favorite is the one with Macklemore.
Pure kino.
This CEO guy kinda reminds me of the rich guy in Don't Look Up.
did they find it?
>Starlink (which isn't approved for maritime use as of now)
>20$ chinese controller
unironically, wtf was this boomer thinking using consumer grade cheap tech for a fricking submarine??
>baby boomer
>thinking beyond anything other than cheaping out by trying to save a few dollars and cents
Scummiest generation to ever live
My father in a nutshell. How can we do it cheaper so i can be wealthier?
"What do you mean my cheap temporary fix was, in fact, temporary?!?!"
>we keep a couple of spares on board
Than at least it wasn't solely the shitty third party controller
It's the liberal ones, they have "faith in science" when real scientists usually take 1000 redundant safety measures instead
Correct. Look at the one Cameron took down and its like the ISS with cables and wires all over.
https://www.starlink.com/maritime
That's for BOATS. You know things that are NOT underwater. In the same way you probably still use Satellite Radio because I imagine cell phones aren't very useful when you're oversea.
something about the way he chucks it and says 'eh and its designed for kids to throw around or whatever, unbreakable' makes me think of a type of guy who you shouldn't rely on.
Agreed. I dont trust anyone who throws their stuff to begin with. Shows they cant respect important objects.
Sealab 20dollar controller
>Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?
Subnautica pilled
Frick. That.
She is one of the people onboard
What do you think they're doing with her to keep themselves occupied
IT'S A SUBMERSIBLE YOU moronS, NOT SUBMARINE!
Why isn't it tethered to something on the surface?
Do you have 10,00000 feet of cable?
Yes
🙁
I mean, the internet does and so did basic phone lines before that. They span the oceans. Somebody made that shit.
How else do they remote control deep sea research subs if not through a tethered cable?
bluetooth
>Can't not penetrate water
Yes it can't not. So what's the problem
I’d like to tether myself to her surfaces if you know what I’m saying.
>the sub has no way of navigating itself under water
What the frick? They didn't think a basic manual control system would be useful in case of a comms blackout? Also, can satellites even communicate with submarine vessels under a certain depth? They literally have to use giant base stations to transmit Extremely low frequency waves to deep diving naval subs - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communication_with_submarines
The submersible has not been approved and have several flaws, which the normal submersibles usually used do not have.
It is so blindingly obvious that I am honestly without joking surprised that anyone would pay him money to do this, let alone billionaires. People are stupid, I get that. I passively think i am never going to die myself, but if someone offered to fly me to another country in his homemade plane made out of plastic with no rudder or radio, which he controlled using Siri, I wouldn't even think off saying yes. What the frick dude.
>1 person dies early and they have to deal with the stench of their shit
haha, that would be funny haha
Uh oh spooky stinky corpsy
>forgot to put his controller on charge after playing FIFA all night before the mission
>unresponsive sub crashes straight into Titanic's hull
>logitech
Imagine how the billionaire creator of the sub feels being stuck in a steel casket with the four other people you doomed because you're such a cheap moron
Some Curb shit or something
Is it confirmed that the moron is down there with them?
Apparently so kek
?t=98
Oh frick yes.
Imagine how it’s gonna feel when one of them panics and incites a wild melee that kills all but two of them and they slowly suffocate covered in the blood of others.
just hold down to block
Imagine being stuck in that little tube and it's nothing but darkness. There's nothing to fricking do and they probably got their cellphones hopelessly trying to get a signal bar just so they can text their loved ones that they're fricked.
All this just too look at a fricking sunken boat.
The kind of people that can afford it and want to look at a fricking boat are also the kind of people that in all honestly probably deserve to die
The Curb theme just started playing in my head and now I'm giggling lol
Kino
directed by james cameron
>Toilet right in front of the only window
Genius
>tfw looking out over the Titanic as you take a big steamy shit
>the rest of the crew seething behind you, only able to watch your shit
That's like the poop deck in german toilets but on a whole other level
>was only 3/4ths the way down when contact was lost
Yeah they're pancakes, the Navy definitely knows it from hydrophone stations but they're just letting it play out like they did with MH370 to avoid giving anything away.
if it was designed to go to the bottom anyway, in terms of crush pressure, then it should just sit on the bottom
I agree that's it's possible, but the implication of losing contact before reaching depth is that it had a catastrophic failure. Losing contact and failing to surface suggests that whatever cut contact also cut propulsion and emergency surfacing capabilities, which is a lot to go wrong if the vehicle was intact.
On which part?
They know exactly where it is, they have over the horizon radar on Diego Garcia and passive sonar networks around it due to it being the staging area for nuclear equipped B2s in the Indian Ocean. Why risk letting everyone know when most of the passengers were Chinese?
>On which part?
Secret Navy super-duper hydrophone stations, what they are, what makes them special compared to others, why the Navy keeps them secret.
Oh they're not special, just their locations and number are secret. You don't want your enemy so know where your sonar blindspots are. The super secret way of detecting subs is using SQUIDs in aircraft to detect the magnetic field disturbance caused by subs passing underneath. I worked with a guy who worked on it.
What does the "SQUID" acronym stand for?
it's not an acronym. i've already said too much
>posts that make you go hmmmnmmmm.....
hmmmnmmmm.....
>military submarine
>looks like a big sperm whale
>use squids to find them
I think he's onto something...
It's closely related to the 'SNEED' detection technology. Research at your own risk
Elaborate.
I've been telling people for years that the USN probably knows with some precision where MH370 crashed in the ocean whether through SONAR or hydrophone contact but they let some wreckage finder ships take $500mil contracts to scour the Indian Ocean probably nowhere near where they tanked kek
following the news closely
>but Stockton, the sub is not safe!
>WE GAAN!
Holy shit.
>the only form of communication with the surface they have is a slightly more advanced form on knocking on the hull and listening
Most likely their moronic communication device broke down, they decided to surface and now they are sitting somewhere adrift, unable to call for help because a) there's no reception and b) the tin can they're travelling in can only be opened from the outside.
>AHHHHH NOOOOO THE STICK IS DRIFTING
What Kinos would you watch with the boys? For me it's
>Das Boot
>U-571
>The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Crimson Tide
But this is literally a DDOS low earth ion cannon attack on a submarine.
>satellite internet navigation system
Lol, lmao even
*orbit
I made a list a while ago:
GOD TIER/CAPTAIN OF THE BOAT TIER
Das Boot
The Enemy Below
Crimson Tide
HIGH TIER/XO TIER
The Hunt for Red October
Greyhound (probably doesn't count, I was drunk and don't remember seeing any subs)
ALRIGHT TIER/CHIEF OF THE BOAT TIER
Ice Station Zebra
Submarine bit from The World is Not Enough
Hostile Waters
Das Boot (television series)
MEH TIER/PROPAGANDA OFFICER TIER
K-19: The Widowmaker
SHIT TIER/SEAMAN TIER
U-571
But Down Periscope in Alright Tier.
>But the critics said it sucks
It's a charming stupid movie and has Frasier.
Why would anyone give command of a nuclear submarine to someone with welcome aboard tattooed on their penis?!
Love this flick Mary Swanson in it too
>Red October not in God Tier
Questionable taste.
Run Silent, Run Deep
A Night to Remember (1958)
I bet they all benefited from central banking and went down there to gloat over their deaths that made them super filthy wealthy. With israelites you LOSE!
They will get half of all the money they handle in the unexpected inheritance cases from this.
Why didn't they bring more oxygen?
Can’t wait for the Netflix documentary 5 years from now that everyone will be obsessed with for an entire month then forget
Lol they made a documentary on the reddit r/WallStreetBets and the Gamestop fiasco a year after it happened. For sure they're already making interviews for the documentary.
What's the Cinemaphile way to rescue them?
You already posted it.
Perfect.
I CAN'T BREATHE
It would be kino if they are still alive and started eating each other
If I were down there I think I'd want to murder the CEO for coming up with something so stupid. But then again it would be my fault to agreeing to something so blatantly dumb.
dehydration is the bigger threat.
Plenty of piss, cum and sea water
Just poke a little hole in the side. Plenty of water out there.
HOP IN, MY DUDE
>By the way, that will be $250k + tip.
Things are looking up for Markiplier. This movie will come out at just the right time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Lung_(film)
Reminder that even if they made it to the surface, there's no way to open the sub from the inside. They would still suffocate unless they're found.
Did they really go to the bottom of the ocean using ps dualshocks?
Seems pretty stupid not to have a stand-by rescue plan for this thing
lol I had that controller. It was hot fricking garbage, why would you bet your moronic life on that shit
>Charging $250,000 per person
>Can't even spring for an Xbox Elite Controller
>Trapped in a completely sealed oxygen free environment
Their bodies are gonna become some of the most well preserved in the world
wtf I didn't realize this sub was owned by some literally who as a business venture
What fricking moron decided that it could only be opened from the outside?
They are near Titanic level dropping slowly. What the FRICK would opening the hatch accomplish aside instant death?
Hold your breath and swim up.
What, you mean they can't even get rid of the ballast from the inside? Who the frick made this thing? Did he just assume an emergency would never happen?
rich guys wanted cheap shit and they got it
There are three or four actual submarines in the world capable of safely going there on Titanic submerge level and surfacing on their own. This gay little toy is useless without mothership, it literally ceases to function without connection.
>something "submersible"?
>it won't amount to a thing, trust me
>the window is in front of the toilet
>the whole point of this is for people to be able to see the wreck
>so they cant not avoid the toilet
imagine the smell
>so rich you could sleep with a different 18yo girl every day for the rest of your life
>voluntarily encase yourself in a tin can like a sardine and throw yourself at the sea
wtf is wrong with rich people
they will turn into some schrödinger's cat tier shit lmao
>96 hours of oxygen
Okay so they'll be fi-
>Even if the sub surfaces, it can only be open from the outside, as it's bolted closed
Are you fricking kidding me
What were they thinking?
usually these subs come with an explosive fail safe that allows you to open the hatch in these situations, but it seems like these guys don't appreciate fail safes
>Failsafes? I don't like this fail talk, how about we just think about succeedsafes from now on, OK?
What if one of them had the sniffles? I had a cold on a 12 hour flight to hawaii and had to blow my nose every ten minutes and it was hell. Imagine how uncomfortable thatd be for these guys
>went 3rd party
>didn't even get 8bitdo
literally not going to make it this time
>8BitDo is a company located in China that creates gaming controllers and accessories for retro and modern gam-ACK!!
chink shit would have saved them
>Titanic
>Titan
I know what we're naming the next vessel to go down there!
"Tit"?
is that 96 hours up yet?
We are around 48 in but given that there are five people they may have run out of oxygen already
Obviously the person who calculated how long the oxygen would last would also account for the actual number of people in the sub
I hope they die
>I believe you may get your headlines Mr. Rush
This guy is completely defending the mission and brought his own son on the journey previously
"I did not care for the Titanic"
Hamish Harding - Armie Hammer
Shahzada Dawood - Kevin Spacey
Paul-Henry Nargeolet - Jean Reno
Stockton Rush - Harrison Ford
The original voyage and tragedy was the result of hubris and recklessness caused by an irresponsible crew. It's been over 100 years and people have clearly learned nothing. Now a bunch of idiot billionaires put their trust in the lowest bidder for the chance to gawk at an undersea grave and end up adding to its numbers. It's quite poetic.
>logitech gaming controller
will they all turn on the founder and beat him to death
the brit choked them all
I imagine something like this
?t=81
>billionaire
>billi "no" air
Oddly you can go see a big piece of the Titanic at the Luxor casino in Las Vegas and if you're a cheeky c**t you could even touch it.
This literally renders libertarianism obsolete lmao
That Hamish guy strikes me exactly the same kind of British as David Thewlis
>They get to the sub
>Manage to link up (Need it or keep it?) and start rescuing the passengers
>Suddenly the captain of the rescue sub feels a hand on her shoulder
>'Room for a few lost souls?'
>She turns round
>It's Captain Edward Smith with a horde of passengers behind him, not looking like he's aged a day
>The rescue captain raises an eyebrow
>'Not for lost souls...'
>She smiles
>'... But for old friends!'
>Captain Smith chuckles
>'Took you long enough!'
>They load up and head for the surface, celebrating and breaking bread
This is the reason why they weren't able to locate any bodies since it's discovery in the 80s. Not even a bone. By golly, they've done it.
Praise the Lord!
Whale-falls only last a few years.
Anything organic when the Titanic sunk would've been eaten within 10-20 years, even bones and teeth.
keep it
kino
Beautiful.
Okay, here is the deal.
You give me $250k and I plunge you in a tiny steel coffin to the bottom of the ocean.
Deal?
Rich people are moronic. Not even minimum wage workers are this dumb.
Tax the rich. Automate CEOs
>mfw some billionaires get crushed like ants by untold amounts of pressure in the icy cold depths of the hellish surface of the ocean
It’s been a good day.
Top kek, the contrast is hilarious
>Sub has a potty.
That's a plus... I guess.
>Two of the passengers are Indian
It’s over
>JUST SHIT IN THE TOILET
>No sirs, I poo in toob
I love how the jannies understand the kino value of this situation and decided to keep the thread up
>me on the left
>I hate Phantom Sea-Man.
>Spend a ludicris amount of money to gawk at an undersea mausoleum
>Become undersea mausoleum
Pottery
lol
Anon did you literally get that from last night on the thread for the upcoming Venture Bros movie? Because if so I fricking love you dude. I only ask because I got that file from google images
Probably. I made have had it already in my meme archive, I'm sure that thread made me think of it.
>rich people dying
Based. Also it's a shame theyll probably never release the footage or audio that they'll record inside that thing
If we get there first they can't prevent it. I'm in Maine, anyone got a boat?
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this northern port
Aboard this tiny ship
Bazed
kek, I cannot believe the design of this thing
Some rich people really do not deserve the money. This shit is just pointless adrenaline joy ride, not something in the name of scientific discovery. Muh see it with your own eyes instead of just filmed by some unmaned sub.
Bros we need a new thread
Is this thread sinking to page 10? Quick someone grab the controller
Use one with Cameron.
spoiler alert
they're all dead
What if they all make it alive?
We know.
They forgot to bypass the compressor
jej
>From the guys that brought you shit in the streets
>Comes the sequel shit in the sub
Poo in the toob
Bros the chinese are laughing at this on social media
>he posted on a japanese social media forum in a thread laughing about it
?
Everyone is laughing at this.
Imagine paying 250k to die. LMAO.
What doesCinemaphile think happened?
My guess is a sudden and rapid implosion once the sub reached depth. Hopefully, they never knew what hit them.
Either they're dead in the water at surface level
or one of the Indians (Pakistan is rightful Indian clay) took a shit, killing the rest of the crew.
they traveled back in time. we will suddenly forgot titanic sunk
>A world without James Cameron's titanic
>Cameron probably didn't then frick around with the sea for a decade
>A world potentially without Avatar or Avatar in a completely different form
>He may have saved the Terminator franchise
God speed lads.
I think they would have heard the implosion. Sonar or whatever it is to record ocean noises is pretty decent. I think they're dead now.
Hopefully the company will send some more submersibles down and recover it.
>Sub got buried under ocean rockfall but is still intact
>They found an oxygen pocket so they can breathe
>Can catch fish to eat and drink the seawater
>They have wifi but can only access Cinemaphile
>Are shitposting in these threads
>you will never interbreed with the Titanic survivors living in air pockets inside the hull
They've probably adapted to the crushing pressure and lack of oxygen by now. Imagine...
A fate worse than death
they're dancing with jack and rose in the titanics ball room now, it's really beautiful
Why are some of you morons keep pointing out the unopenable hatch? It's a submersible/submarine. Like on an airplane, you dont want any passenger, or amateurs, trying anything funny with the hatch. In this case, maintaining pressure is the most important. If you want a failsafe for a sub, you'd want some kind of mechanic that would lift the non-functioning sub closer to the surface and not sink to the bottom.
>reach the surface by own machine
>die from asphyxiation anyway because you can't get out
That's why.