I just watch Jackie Brown again today. >I gave my heart and soul to you girl...
WHY DIDN'T HE GO WITH HER AT THE END AHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is one of those movies that improved on the book by cutting out the stuff the story didn't need. And giving it a blaxploitation vibe made it more fun.
How is Lana a full blooded negress? She's green eyed and light skinned. Did they originally plan for her to have mixed parents and then decided to go for le two black intellectuals instead?
I feel like they had described her as the same way at an earlier point, which makes perfect sense seeing how she looks, but she definitely has two black parents in a later season. They're both college professors or something of that ilk.
>One of them should've been white based on how she looks.
Lana's mom looks darker than Lana, perhaps she's actually super light skinned but she's just tanned as frick so she looks a lot darker.
>Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya of course. Every movie lead from now on will be the two of them.
Name one (1) film that stars both of these actors that isn't Dunc
There are plenty of black women in desperate need of white sperm, they're massive white supremacists that will break up with you if you don't call them Black person.
But what if it is for the role play I don't have black women in my country I need to vote them to go to my country I'm from slavic region we in desperat need for black women I need help how do I get a black woman I'm not racist I just like them
>Not racist >Wants to frick black women
Just dress up like the Kentucky Colonel and they'll be like, "Oh shit massa, you lookin' good", and you can say back to her, "Bleyet, no speak english"
>I need help how do I get a black woman I'm not racist I just like them
Come to the US and I'll hook you up with black women with huge breasts and curvy asses if you let me film it and sign an NDA, I can't have my real life attached to this. I'll even pay for your ticket, food and accommodation.
It's terrifying how true this is. Black girls actually love race play. You can say the most heinous /misc/fueled comments and if she's into you she will treat it like gospel
As to how you get a black gf, it is shockingly easy. Just treat them nicely, smile at them, listen to them and talk to her about whatever your interests are. Seeing you passionate about a subject will make her drool for you
jbw is 100% real
I got my first gf, a black one, and it's been almost exactly like every meme. She tolerates my racist jokes, says I made her a misogynist, and believes me about the israelites. She also cooks and has a high libido like me. What else can I ask for?
Zendaya and Tom Holland
>verification not required
Pam Grier and Robert Forster
I just watch Jackie Brown again today.
>I gave my heart and soul to you girl...
WHY DIDN'T HE GO WITH HER AT THE END AHHHHHHHHHHHH
It’s one of those rare instances where I appreciate the extremely mundane and ordinary setting.
This is one of those movies that improved on the book by cutting out the stuff the story didn't need. And giving it a blaxploitation vibe made it more fun.
Ella Balinska and me.
Same but me.
reddit
didnt lana frick fattie pam
who hasn't fricked pam
Me.
Henry Cavill and young Eva Mendes
Ella Balinska and Glen Powell.
Megan Thee Stallion and me.
Stormi Maya would be a perfect fit for Lana, 100%, however I have no idea who could play Archer though.
Her hair also can be straightened out well like Lana's and the facial structure is almost identical.
>Stormi Maya
she tried to be a rapper, but now she's trying to be a metal singer, she's not particularly good at either
>she tried to be a rapper, but now she's trying to be a metal singer
Never knew this lol
for me it's the little vertical line under the belly button
As I get more racist, I find myself more attracted to specifically black women
It's the soul of a Southerner possesing you and reminding you the reason they kept female slaves.
Good morning friends
Me and Autumn Falls
>Autumn Falls
Gods what a stupid name! What's next, Shower Rains?
Porn star names are kinda supposed to be cringe like that
also
>Gods
>s
Good morning sir
>
BESSEH
How is Lana a full blooded negress? She's green eyed and light skinned. Did they originally plan for her to have mixed parents and then decided to go for le two black intellectuals instead?
>How is Lana a full blooded negress?
She never used to be so I assume they changed something in later seasons. She was always described as a quadroon
I feel like they had described her as the same way at an earlier point, which makes perfect sense seeing how she looks, but she definitely has two black parents in a later season. They're both college professors or something of that ilk.
>but she definitely has two black parents in a later season.
Both light skinned.
The mother is lighter skinned than I remember. The father is not. One of them should've been white based on how she looks.
Her dad is obviously a cuckold.
Yeah, that's plausible.
>One of them should've been white based on how she looks.
Lana's mom looks darker than Lana, perhaps she's actually super light skinned but she's just tanned as frick so she looks a lot darker.
melanin heredity isnt like mixing paint moron
You are a dumb Black person. You are the blackest, moron gorilla Black person I have ever seen.
2 white people can produce a black baby in some instances, you are the moron who knows jack shit about melanin
>2 white people can produce a black baby in some instances
The things I would eat out of her ass. You have no idea.
>The things I would eat out of her ass.
Describe them.
Is this the sexiest black 2D girl?
I would think so.
I believe she is canonically mulatto based on Archers ringtone and sexual proclivities.
Hunter schaffer and zendaya
The obvious is Rosario Dawson. No idea for Archer though, because it has to be a funny guy at the same time.
Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya of course. Every movie lead from now on will be the two of them.
>you VILL watch ze mutt and israelite and you VILL be happy
>Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya of course. Every movie lead from now on will be the two of them.
Name one (1) film that stars both of these actors that isn't Dunc
WMBF ensures a more stable family structure than BMWF.
Ella Balinska and Liam Hemsworth
Wednesday Addams and Shelden from Big Bang
weird but I can see it
MULATTO BUTTS
>lana will never steal your sperm to impregnate herself
why even live
There are plenty of black women in desperate need of white sperm, they're massive white supremacists that will break up with you if you don't call them Black person.
But what if it is for the role play I don't have black women in my country I need to vote them to go to my country I'm from slavic region we in desperat need for black women I need help how do I get a black woman I'm not racist I just like them
>Not racist
>Wants to frick black women
Just dress up like the Kentucky Colonel and they'll be like, "Oh shit massa, you lookin' good", and you can say back to her, "Bleyet, no speak english"
Guy friend from KFC?? I thinked before you needed look like rich gangsta not old man
Wear his suit, it's basically a plantation suit, they're hard coded to get aroused by the sight of a Southern Gentleman.
>I need help how do I get a black woman I'm not racist I just like them
Come to the US and I'll hook you up with black women with huge breasts and curvy asses if you let me film it and sign an NDA, I can't have my real life attached to this. I'll even pay for your ticket, food and accommodation.
ok but how do I know it's not some kind of scam?
It's terrifying how true this is. Black girls actually love race play. You can say the most heinous /misc/fueled comments and if she's into you she will treat it like gospel
As to how you get a black gf, it is shockingly easy. Just treat them nicely, smile at them, listen to them and talk to her about whatever your interests are. Seeing you passionate about a subject will make her drool for you
jbw is 100% real
I got my first gf, a black one, and it's been almost exactly like every meme. She tolerates my racist jokes, says I made her a misogynist, and believes me about the israelites. She also cooks and has a high libido like me. What else can I ask for?
What do you do about the stench, stds, and proclivity towards violence?
Archer was such a fun watch S1-4. s5 was meh tier and Everything after is literally unwatchable tier
Rosario Dawson and Jon Hamm
Me and Lacey London
Why did she do it bros?
Cast them.
Channing Tatum and Jurnee Smolett
Amy Schumer as Pam
Sadie Sink as Cheryl
MULATTO BUTTS
it's a fricking shame the vo for Malory died. she'd have been literally perfect to play the live action version of herself. Rip Jessica Walters.
They should've packed it up once Walters died, there is no show without Mallory. Maybe if they hadn't wasted three years on dream episodes.
yeah but american comedy cartoons really suck at quitting while they're ahead.
if my mom is replaceable, can I please have the one from milftoon???
>quitting while they're ahead.
Archer hasn't been good since 2013. There are almost 3x more terrible seasons than good ones.
Voice actor undersells it. It's the same character as in arrested development.
She was the role. Irreplaceable.
Unlike your mother