He's obviously a virgin. He might have done hand/mouth stuff at some point with a woman who was basically the female equivalent of him both mentally and physically, but there's no way this guy has ever put his penis inside a vegana.
>be Bob Chipman, a Superior American Human, in late 2020 >GROMPF finally booted out of office >cry tears of joy >this is just like when the Avengers beat Thanos or when the Empire was beaten in Star Wars >with STROMPF gone can finally live life again. Experience MY Christmas, get out of debt, meet new people... >wear new crisp black suit to accentuate weight loss earnt by all those nights vomitting into the corner of the basement after drinking too much hard liquor to cope with the most recent acts of BLOMPF tyranny >go on twitter to bask in the MAGA chud salt >see my fair and wonderful friend and colleagues tweets >maybe MORE than friend heheheheh >feeling lucky, post selfie of us, one of the best moments of my live when I met my beloved, my princess Peach, my soon-to-be-wife >she replies >Yes! At last my fairest Queen and conqueror of mayonnaise ghoul fetuses responds! >Yes, at last! >read tweet >not even TROONPF hurt me this bad
Bob actually took the whole Bob Mob think seriously as well. He actually thought devotees were ganging up on Ellis in earnest rather than in mocking irony.
I think most of the internet thought it was serious as well there for a bit. I dunno why that was the case, but people are moronic. I wish I had taken more screenshots, some of the tweets were vicious.
>hysteric overemotional
Lol, that describes Bob too. Need this thread be reminded of the supervillain-tier "Twenty fricking nineteen! strarship and robot body rant.
The reddit mustache guy and mindy kaling.
moviebob never killed a baby
Can moviebob just play moviebob, he has big screen presence
for you
we are NOT friends
>runs away from youtube because of asians
moviebob won.
>gets asked about his sex life
>"well all i can say is i dont show up to the barbecue, but i don't fix my own plate either"
i still have no idea what the frick this means
He's obviously a virgin. He might have done hand/mouth stuff at some point with a woman who was basically the female equivalent of him both mentally and physically, but there's no way this guy has ever put his penis inside a vegana.
He eats meat.
He don't have a gangbang, he dont jerk off either
Imagine looking like that and being coy about your sex life, dude has clearly only fricked hookers
But hiring prostitutes would go against his feminist beleifs
That's why he never posts about fricking, if he had a normal sex life he is exactly the type that would be all "sex positive"
Male feminists often do the fricking creepiest shit with women that would disgust your average "chud" here.
I think he means he doesn't go to clubs or anything but he also doesn't jerk off.
So I think he had sex once. Probably with a hooker.
So hes asexuall?
what a beautiful couple i hope they are happy together and have many children
too soon bro 🙁
Zac Amico as "Movie Bob"
she's such a hot porker
>be Bob Chipman, a Superior American Human, in late 2020
>GROMPF finally booted out of office
>cry tears of joy
>this is just like when the Avengers beat Thanos or when the Empire was beaten in Star Wars
>with STROMPF gone can finally live life again. Experience MY Christmas, get out of debt, meet new people...
>wear new crisp black suit to accentuate weight loss earnt by all those nights vomitting into the corner of the basement after drinking too much hard liquor to cope with the most recent acts of BLOMPF tyranny
>go on twitter to bask in the MAGA chud salt
>see my fair and wonderful friend and colleagues tweets
>maybe MORE than friend heheheheh
>feeling lucky, post selfie of us, one of the best moments of my live when I met my beloved, my princess Peach, my soon-to-be-wife
>she replies
>Yes! At last my fairest Queen and conqueror of mayonnaise ghoul fetuses responds!
>Yes, at last!
>read tweet
>not even TROONPF hurt me this bad
Those were fun threads.
Bob actually took the whole Bob Mob think seriously as well. He actually thought devotees were ganging up on Ellis in earnest rather than in mocking irony.
I think most of the internet thought it was serious as well there for a bit. I dunno why that was the case, but people are moronic. I wish I had taken more screenshots, some of the tweets were vicious.
In retrospect the signs she was insane and prone to hysteric overemotional actions were always there. We just didn't believe.
Bob dodged a bullet tbqh
>hysteric overemotional
Lol, that describes Bob too. Need this thread be reminded of the supervillain-tier "Twenty fricking nineteen! strarship and robot body rant.