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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That chick who plays Shin Hati in Ahsoka.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yea it's gonna be fem V for sure. Fem lead with V, male lead with Johnny.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder if they cast Tristen as Pan Am or they look elsewhere

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good choice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meme answer but I feel like she’d be great as a cyberpsycho
      >main character going through old abandoned ballet school
      >comes across Shin in a tutu
      >creepy little girl horror until she seemingly bursts apart into a screaming twirling mess of blades and metal a la Resident Evil

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bruh no one knows who that is or has seen her in anything. stick to your bot thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

      This movie must also be set in china because of all the authentic FRICKING BUGS EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK

      FRICK YOU CD POLAND RED

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keanu Reeves

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-but who'd play the keanu reeves?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'd play all the characters in a Nutty Professor-style drama.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idris Elba

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who would play Soloman Reed then?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Henry cavil

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idris' performance was actually dogshit in the game, so they should actually recast him. He isn't a good actor.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Keanu starts off shitty too but gets better the more he gets into the character. The problem is Solomon reed sucks as a character. He isn’t even really a plot device. He’s just the thinnest excuse to have idris elba in the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keanu Reeves

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryan Gosling

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now all the normalgays who skipped all the cutscenes might now what the game was about now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I speed read the captions and skip the talking. Ain't listening to all that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're an adhd riddled zoomer who rushed throught the game in 8 hours to go play fortnite for another 2000. You'll probably sit on your phone throughout the whole movie too. This is why video games will never be art. The people who play them just want to grind levels as fast as possible for a seratonin release. Without touching a single side quest.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's just not very engaging writing. look at how everyone got instantly invested in BG3 or TLOU. adhd is not to blame.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            (You)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i skip the dialogue between V and the hispanic dude because they do that corny annoying mixing in spanish words with his sentences constantly. that's such obnoxious writing, we get it, you're natively spanish.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he is mexican tho not spanish puta

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              white people don't care.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have automatic translators, everyone should speak in their native language (there are mods for that too, it is pretty cool)

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, but I know about the automatic translators. That's why it makes no sense when random spanish or creole words go untranslated for no reason

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The translators translate what a person means to say. They didn’t mean to say [analogue for word x], they meant to say x. Like how ennui is a French word, but there is no English equivalent for what it describes. So instead of translating puta to DIRTY PUSSY or [THING THAT IS NORMALLY GOOD BUT IS NOW TAINTED BEYOND REPAIR] it just keeps it as puta.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shorter: they aren’t using the word literally so it isn’t translated.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get over yourself the game is dogshit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong on all levels, games can be art

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect, as others have said it's just shit writing and the voice acting is kinda terrible too. I've cringed several times. I've never played fartnut I exclusively play single player games or coop games so eat my ass

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shit writing

            yeah well except its excellent writing leagues above the rest but thanks for partaking in the discussion.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The dialogue suggests otherwise

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                like which one?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                fricking listen to it, you moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't even skip that much.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they even finish the game?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They beat the game in under 10 hours and got bored of it instead of enjoying the slow burn immersion and 100%ing the game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >slow burn immersion
          you can kys now

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >got bored of it
          wasn't the story fine?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wasn't the story fine?
            I spent ~110 hours on a 100% run with everything unlocked and all options available at the end. The story has the most thoroughly and thoughtfully explored motifs you'll ever come across outside of some select literature. It's phenomenal, full stop. If you take it all in, live in the character fully, it's also on of the most emotionally powerful and rewarding narratives you'll ever experience, once all is said and done.
            Once CDPR release a patch or two and put a bow on the game, I'm doing another 100% playthrough with Phantom Liberty started and concluded at the perfect times in the narrative and everything unlocked for the end. So hyped for it but glad to be patient.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. i've never read a real piece of literature in my life

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've read a lot, actually. Thanks for participating.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't think most people would agree. What did you think of the soda machine side quest?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haha fricking homosexual with no taste

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Haha fricking homosexual with no taste
                Turn your monitor on.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >some select literature. I
              but you havent read a book since highschool

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk about now but trying to 100% the game when it came out was way too drawn out. it should of been 100% at around 80%. a lot of the cotent was repeated crap

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt, it was incredibly boring with the same fecth quests over and over again.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are about zero fetch quests in the game, dunno what you have been playing.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            technically all the ncpd quests are "fetch" you just don't have to return anything anywhere.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              they arent quests though and focussed on combat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's terribly paced so I don't blame them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, you realize its an open world game where you decide the pacing right?
        Aside from that its the most atmospheric, immersive game with the best written characters ever made.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the most atmospheric, immersive game with the best written characters ever made.

          mfw

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what? No Irenicus is not a better written character than Jacky Welles for example.
            BG2 might be one of my favorite games but it doesnt have that level of writing period.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol go back to trolling the kids on Cinemaphile you suck at this.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument

                thought so

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t argue with children this is my final you so enjoy it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                im 41

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s not trolling. He’s polish. You can tell by how he types like a moron.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You talking book or game Irenicus? because in the game he sure as frick wasn't some great character

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hahahahahaha

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You said "now" three times

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Cut scenes" aka in game parts where you are forced to stand there while people talk at you and you can reply with a yes, or [background] yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ONLY troony FRICKING LOSERS WATCH THEM YOU LITTLE homosexual

      FRICK YOU

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xochitl Gomez

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Late-2000s Justin Timberlake, after he got rid of the poodle hair and got a buzz cut.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its going to be a fricking woman so who cares won't watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fem-v is the best anyway

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right

        Haven’t seen male V in any promotional material since before launch so definitely gonna be a female. Love the game but will not watch for that reason. Also female V voice is terrible and super tryhard.

        Wrong

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Transitioning when?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          just as soon as I find my judy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            alright here she is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wanting to hear a man voice for 40 hours
          you gay son?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wanting to be a girl for 160+ hours
            lol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              people with IQs under 85 can't understand that you can play as a thing without considering yourself the thing.

              kinda like how I don't have to have breakfast to know how I'd feel if I did.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guys who always play as girls are always weirdos. My friendfrom middle school would always play a girl WoW character and get defensive about it out of nowhere and say things like "well who's ass would you rather be staring at?" I'm not looking at the characters ass bro.
                He ended up marrying a super fat chick and is in a "open relationship" now

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, but how would you feel if you did/didn't have breakfast?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some people just prefer the aesthetic. I've done it before, though I never got peoples' obsession with FemShep, I liked the male voice actor more there.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the way to do it.
                I play FGO as the male protag and get asked "why r u man/u gay lololol" all the time, and vice versa, when my sole reason for choosing was the design and the color combo of brunette/blue eyes being nicer than orange on orange.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                depending on what class you play females generally look better overall in WoW in terms of animations and armor type

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women can't be heroes no matter what the setting, it's just unrealistic and breaks immersion. And yes, that includes settings with magic and high-tech where physical attributes don't matter because even mentally they're like children.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                v isn't a hero

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                many such cases

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand, I'm not a girl so I can't play as a girl

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're horny and you can't turn it off

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Personally I alternate between male and female characters unless there are specific reasons to be one or the other, such as: voice, animations, character model, gear and weapon choices.

                It is undeniable that in some games playing a female is just better. Wow is one of them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you want to look at a hot girl for 150 hours instead of roleplay as yourself?????
                >must be transexualism manifesting.... You guys think you are something you are not how cringe!!!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IQs under 85 can't understand
                Cope.

                Firstly: being a troony is a mental illness that has nothing to do with intelligence, so even if self-inserting was inherently low IQ (it isn't) this is a non-sequitur response, which you'd realize if you weren't low IQ yourself.
                Secondly: I'd go so far as to argue that self-inserting is actually the most intelligent way to play an RPG in the first place. How you choose to pilot a fictional character through a series of moral quandaries is entertaining but ultimately irrelevant, because it tells you nothing about yourself as a person in the real world. Unlike literature or film, where the viewer has no agency, the value of 'game as art' is that it's a truly reflexive medium and by embodying yourself as a character in the narrative you can personalize the experience and extract deeper meaning. Without doing this, you might as well be watching a movie, or at least playing a game that has a fixed narrative and avatar. The only other explanation for choosing not to self-insert is identity experimentation (dramatis personae as Jungian thought experiment), but this doesn't explain why you'd choose to be a woman outside of personally experimenting with being a woman.

                >inb4 tl;dr homosexual I just want to stare at woman's ass
                I could refute this also, but in this case there's no point because you can't even third person in Cyberpunk. Even if you could, the setting itself is already neoliberal turbocoomer hell with no shortage of woman's ass, so what's the point?
                No, I think you're voluntarily embodying a woman for 100 hours because (whether you'll admit it or not) you're now far enough down the troony pipeline that virtual transvestism appeals to you. You are in the coping phase before fully trooning. Seek help before it's too late.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao mad tard is mad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >tard thinks no one can tell he samegays

                sad

                Sametroon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >feeble no u from tard

                lmao

                seriously man, you're screaming at random people calling them trannies because you can't comprehend a separation between thought and belief, seeing and being, etc. you're literally incapable of thinking in the abstract and project that onto everyone else.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you typed out a truckload of shit and now refuse to read anything anyone else says.

                was it just ctrl+v?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Great post. Agreed 100%

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IQs under 85 can't understand
                Cope.

                Firstly: being a troony is a mental illness that has nothing to do with intelligence, so even if self-inserting was inherently low IQ (it isn't) this is a non-sequitur response, which you'd realize if you weren't low IQ yourself.
                Secondly: I'd go so far as to argue that self-inserting is actually the most intelligent way to play an RPG in the first place. How you choose to pilot a fictional character through a series of moral quandaries is entertaining but ultimately irrelevant, because it tells you nothing about yourself as a person in the real world. Unlike literature or film, where the viewer has no agency, the value of 'game as art' is that it's a truly reflexive medium and by embodying yourself as a character in the narrative you can personalize the experience and extract deeper meaning. Without doing this, you might as well be watching a movie, or at least playing a game that has a fixed narrative and avatar. The only other explanation for choosing not to self-insert is identity experimentation (dramatis personae as Jungian thought experiment), but this doesn't explain why you'd choose to be a woman outside of personally experimenting with being a woman.

                >inb4 tl;dr homosexual I just want to stare at woman's ass
                I could refute this also, but in this case there's no point because you can't even third person in Cyberpunk. Even if you could, the setting itself is already neoliberal turbocoomer hell with no shortage of woman's ass, so what's the point?
                No, I think you're voluntarily embodying a woman for 100 hours because (whether you'll admit it or not) you're now far enough down the troony pipeline that virtual transvestism appeals to you. You are in the coping phase before fully trooning. Seek help before it's too late.

                >tard thinks no one can tell he samegays

                sad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're going to call out samegay at least learn how to detect samegay first, newbie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stupid person thinks being stupid is smart

                every time

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tl;dr: actual autism

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s funny how they’re basically terrified of anime because they know they’ll instantly turn into a troony.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're moronic. Self-inserting is inherently less intellectually stimulating because you're just relying on gut intuitions instead of thinking about how another person would behave based on their past. When self-inserting, I'm just picking the most optimal outcome in every situation, which is boring compared to playing a flawed character who can sometimes make stupid or selfish decisions, which they can learn from in the future or simply ignore and double down. imagining these small character development arcs is the most fun part of playing any narrative driven RPG for me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Self-inserting is inherently less intellectually stimulating because you're just relying on gut intuitions instead of thinking about how another person would behave based on their past.
                It's very telling that you'll read into the decisions of other characters as intrinsic to a complex and enigmatic psychodrama but when it comes to your own decisions and motivations you treat them as a series of banal and disposable gut intuitions. Is this the true nature of the NPC mind on autopilot? It would certainly explain a lot about the normie obsession with reality TV and prying into celebrities' lives. Fascinating, really.

                Also, I already pre-empted your braindead counterfactual. See:
                >The only other explanation for choosing not to self-insert is identity experimentation (dramatis personae as Jungian thought experiment), but this doesn't explain why you'd choose to be a woman outside of personally experimenting with being a woman.
                You never actually addressed this crucial point. Playing dress up is fine (psychologically necessary, even), but dressing up as a woman specifically? What's the reason?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but it's inherently more interesting to see how someone else would react to a situation than you. Not because your actions are boring on their face, but because they're familiar to you since you already know how you react to different situations in life. This is all assuming competent writers, though, which is why games like Bethesda Fallouts are entirely self-inserts. They know themselves that they can't write a compelling main character story so they start you as a blank slate every time.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You never actually addressed this crucial point

                It was already addressed at

                people with IQs under 85 can't understand that you can play as a thing without considering yourself the thing.

                kinda like how I don't have to have breakfast to know how I'd feel if I did.

                . Non-morons don’t confuse what’s on screen and themselves.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fem V will be a nigress

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denzel Washington

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOUBLE DONG DENZEL!

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give us another season of edgerunners

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male V is awful

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The project will be made with Anonymous Content, which has produced shows like True Detective and Mr. Robot, and movies like The Revenant and Spotlight. This is said to be “a live-action project set in the world of its best-selling video game, Cyberpunk 2077.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw didn’t hop on the anonymous content train

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be an edgerunners adaption

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    simu liu

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's gonna be foidV 100%

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      They've been using female V with the dyke hair in everything now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FemV's voice acting mogs maleV's hard, so it's not surprising.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They both sounds like edgy homosexuals

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fem V sucks and fumbles every emotional line.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan Gosling

      Whoever this generation's Kirsten Stewart is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scenes where V is rolling around on the ground coughing and crying while having schizophrenic hallucinations are probably more endearing if it's a young girl with wide eyes. There's less time to make the audience invested when it's a movie, so V needs to be more immediately sympathetic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of agree, V's story was way too feminine with him crying and acting all emotional constantly. That's not the way a man should behave.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It works in the game because we spend so much time with V and know that's not how he usually behaves.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I figured it was because they wrote the lines for both male and female V exactly the same

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just cast a plank of wood.
    paint sunglasses on it if you like, it still won't be as cool as Deus Ex 1.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile has the worst jannies

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he even sounds like V

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very good

      What about Scott Eastwood?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason they only use fem V in all the promotional and cover art recently

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, because they're homosexuals. It's not even the original fem-V but some muttified Black person version.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          CDPR got fully on board with ESG score and diversity hiring as soon as the witcher 3 released

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they used male v in the release promotions

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And never again since

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's the one on the box

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only the old gen versions.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    McKenna Grace

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id shove tons of hard matter into her if you know what I mean

      I mean my penis.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aquafarm?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not my ~~*cyberpunk*~~
    so frickoff

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cyberpunk aesthetic in 2077 is fricking garbage. we're not the only ones that think this right? its like a goofy parody of cyberpunk. there's only like 1 area thats good.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine sega games having better aesthetic. let alone movies, definitely lol.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >better aesthetic

            id love to hear you to elaborate on that idea

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              nothing to elaborate brainlet, use your eye balls. matrix, bladerunner, dark city, brazil, akira, gits. could unironically name like 50 more movies and i havent even touched fricking video gaymes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what about those movies aesthetics are better?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what about 2077s aesthetics are better than those movies?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i didnt say anything was better, i think the idea of just declaring stylistic choices and references "better" is pretty dumb and childish behavior unless you got some good arguments for dismissing specific aspects.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                use your eyeballs queer. why do i need to hold your hand. you asked me why its better and i told you how. i gave some examples so if you had any common sense youd start off with comparisons on your own, like say compare cars to cars. "stylistic choice" by the way... biggest cope ever lmao. im sure it was a stylistic choice to make like 10 cars in the entire game half of which are the same but armored or have different gang stickers. unironically kys

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the choice to make night city look like a "real" city ala dallas or phoenix, rather than a sprawling nightmare of urban development was a huge misstep.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rather than a sprawling nightmare of urban development
                So basically Houston?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats a picture of houston, thanks for playing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean this is not a sprawling nightmare of urban development?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I personally liked 2077 but yeah, it's troonypunk not cyberpunk
        I wanted a blade runner style world, there's too many colors
        walking around during the daytime absolutely destroyed my immersion
        felt like I was in current day mexico, instead of the future

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Night City is exactly what the future looks like

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Night city is too white to be the future

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Time of day or date played no part in game.
          So why the frick wasn't it just night time.
          Don't have clock. Its just night. When you have to wait. You got to bed. You sleep. When you wake up. It's night again.
          Just like vtmb, always night.
          Game would have had better atmosphere and probably easier to do.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's stupid. Just have the inner city be so huge and cramped that you can't see the sun, like how it was described

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No system could handel that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mine could, it's built different

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                enclosed spaces are easier to handle than open.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sucks. I played again when PL hit. Becouse system requirements went up. I lowered crowd density.
        When I was driving around. I got good look around. It hit me then how stupid most of night city looks.
        I like areas that are more slum like. But not pasifica.
        Megabuilings are really nice. Slum in China town is nice. When there is any verticality. Its not that bad.
        But 90% of city is just bad.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd prefer a Walter John Williams adaptation but this is to the same effect really (I think they will have to pay him at some point so I guess it will be a broader rights package, there is no point creating a Marvel/Sony problem out of a relatively modest IP).

    I'm not bothered about Neuromancer but I'd really like a Pattern Recognition adaptation before it dates beyond being usable.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eiza Gonzalez

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, she would be a great Judy

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Logan Paul or some other all American moron.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    justin timberlake

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best storyline is corpo b***h V. So basically you’d need to get a basic white b***h actress like Emma Stone to do it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She will be black or hispanic for sure.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hispanic
        Genuinely isn't stunt casting in a game that takes place in California tbh, that would be fine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      plus the corpo to street rat fall from grace would make for a good character arc

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick that shit. corpos deserve the rope no matter what. they knew what they were signing up for and deserve no redemption.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t seen male V in any promotional material since before launch so definitely gonna be a female. Love the game but will not watch for that reason. Also female V voice is terrible and super tryhard.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right

      Right

      [...]
      Wrong

      Wrong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also female V voice is terrible and super tryhard.
      this, only troons disagree

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's always something off about guys who insist female versions of characters are better and always play as a girl.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is though.
          I usually play male characters (ie. Alexios in Assassins Creed Odyssey which is unpopular) but female V was much better in every scene after I compared her with my male V playthrough.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba plays V and Solomon Reed

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What actresses have a sexo voice like femV? Inb4 ScarJo, she sounds like she's smokes 2 packs a day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karen Gillan

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw keanu reeves starts getting into and really understanding the character after about 4 hours of dialogue

    it'll be an injustice if he doesn't have a significant role

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post above is transgender

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which ending is canon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the space one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one that isn’t an ending.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      King of Wands + Sun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont fear the reaper

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna guess if CDPR confirms any canon ending they'll say for male V it was suicide and for female V the dlc ending where she's perfectly fine at the end and makes a new start

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corpo ending. So in the sequel you can find out you’re actually an engram of V as the main plot twist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So in the sequel you can find out you’re actually an engram of V as the main plot twist
        Prey did it already.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      PL ending.
      Then you can start game two like neuromancer.
      V is in gutter becouse they can't use chrome. Doing drugs and thinking about suicide.
      They get approached by mysterious figure who promises to fix them if they join to his suicade mission

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The refund one

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    any ugly redhead sheboon with a side cut will do

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played either The Witcher or Cyberpunk but I've watched some gameplay and noticed that these Poles can't write dialog to save their lives.

    For example, they think that Geralt sounds cooler if they remove the subject in every sentence he says.
    So instead of saying...
    >"I've been looking for some monsters. It seems like some came through here. Do you know anything about that?"
    ... Geralt will say:
    >"Been looking for some monsters. Seems like some came through here. Know anything about that?"

    And yes, some people cut out the verb when they're talking but they don't do it every fricking sentence. It's like some Pole noticed some English-speakers cut out the verb every so often and amped it 100%.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a "sounds cooler" thing you moron, that's how all the witchers talk. It's a quirk they developed from being isolated most of the time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a quirk they developed from being isolated most of the time
        I seem to recall Geralt banging a new bawd every day.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hes just like me. Antisocial and a loner.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except for when he's on the road by himself or on a hunt for weeks at a time or when he's in a castle in the middle of the mountains with nothing but other witchers for the entire winter every year.
          Why do you even comment on a series when you don't even follow it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like brusk gruff cowboy speak.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's becouse they moved from writing in their native language to writing in English.
      In phantom liberty. Dialogue writing is absolutely horible. To point where you can't ignore it anymore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brah, that's terse speech. It's common in a lot of countries in the Western World. In Canada, the province I live in is considered rural, aka primitive, than the rest and the majority of the town I live in are fond of skipping the subject in their speech, because it saves time. It's not considered more "cool", people just find it more efficient and it sounds more "natural" than say, a foreigner never using contractions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How have you managed to avoid watching any cowboy or samurai movies in your entire life? Embarrassing.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which actress has enough ass to play Panam?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoe Saldana aged down

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell no.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zendaya aged up

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy that plays Solomon Reed in the Phantom Liberty DLC.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk is so easy to do. Every story is just cool aesthetics with muh "what does it mean to be human" and that's it's.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just hollywood versio. Early books were much more intresting and cynical from dick to Gibson.
      Then hollywood just came and turned it into religious goob

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danny Devito

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    keanu reeves

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >become a glowBlack person
    >everyone either hates you now or forgets about you entirely
    What did Phantom Liberty mean by this?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic that Keanu is getting too old to play silverhand

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      silverhand is supposed to be old. he was a has-been even when he was alive.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sean Gunn

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cant top the anime

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated garbage

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    XBOX

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finn Wolfhard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      P isn't modeled after Wolfhard.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was playing this garbage recently and encountered a bug where the minimap is permanently shaking and making an annoying sound and nothing fixes it. Wound up uninstalling it.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a moment where people had collectively to realize that edgerunners was good because they let a good writer write it and good animators animate it and that is not automatically the case for anything else. Instead they let it breath new life into a game that shares nothing but wiki info with edgerunners

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this game an unqualified disaster? And yet it now has expansion packs, a cartoon, and a tv series?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was one of biggest budgets games have had. And development was done in cheep but hurt belt. Cdpr is kinda notorious even then paying like shit.
      Why was game so expensive then?
      It had massive marketing budget. Anime was part of that. They made whole anime to promote game.
      Tv show is probably happening becouse anime hit big. And netflix wants more.
      Or its part of marketing for next game.
      Cdpr said its time to start working for next cyberpunk game.
      Judging how long tv shows take to hit airways.
      Starting now. They might relase this show same time as game comes out.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    timberlake. or pattinson. they could make it work. but that said ... the cyberpunk fantasy is sort of played out. its fricked up because wa re sort of getting there irl... i think we should push the envelope regarding cool science fiction of now, we shouldnt just dwell in 80s cool nostalgia

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious how they didn't even have to spend money on marketing. That one big E3 trailer sealed the deal and they were still riding off of the success of Witcher 3.
    But then the veneer slowly began to lose its polish:
    >Original devs gradually getting replaced by blue hairs
    >Announcing Keanu as a major selling point of the game even though nobody really cared beforehand
    >Commercials with Billy Eilish songs leading up to release
    It's just another blockbuster story game where you lose all of your agency as soon as Keanu comes in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude. It had biggest marketing budget game ever had.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you lose all of your agency as soon as Keanu comes in.
      he's little more than a monkey on your back gibbering in your ear

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying to think of any time in the game that you can't tell him to frick off and I don't think there is one

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and you have to tell him to frick off basically every time to get the canon ending.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your character is dying because of him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but there is no sense of urgency

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious how wrong you are
      >no marketing budget
      Biggest marketing budget for a video game ever
      >lose all agency once Silverhand shows up
      You can disagree with him and do the opposite of what he wants the whole game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's saying that the marketing was inessential. Everyone was going to buy it anyway after the first few rounds of trailers and gameplay previews.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male V seems more canon to me

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody, because it won't be and adaptation of the game, just another story set in the setting.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It only took 3 years for a AAA game to finally become somewhat fully playable.
    When did buying major video games at the forefront become an outright scam? You're lucky to find something at release that isn't completely half-baked.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just use his VA
    cute

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know I always have this really strong aversion to doing shit like this for highly derivative video games that are just aiming to make an interactive version of a property that already exists.
    >Oh we're gonna make an Uncharted movie
    >Oh we're gonna make a Dungeons & Dragon movie
    >Oh we're gonna make a Cyberpunk movie
    Like b***h we already have Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings and Blade Runner, these do not need to exist.
    I'd almost respect them more if they WERE just original movies or shows cause then they wouldn't feel shackled by weird concepts that only make sense as video game mechanics.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aquafarm?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      these shrimp fresh?

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up on the game during the tutorial where the corporate guy just kept fricking talking and talking and talking

    I hate video games. In movies where someone talks you get cool shots and you get to see emotions.
    This guy was just talking about fricking stocks or something over and over and you don't get different camera angles, you don't get to see any emotion on his face, the voice actor barely emoted. And he did it for like 5 minutes. Unbearable, video games are terrible. I just wanted to shoot someone and do like cyber slash idk, I hate how all video games try to be movies because they all suck at it. All good video games have barely any story and just have you go do shit, if I want story I have books and movies, I want to play games where you press buttons not where you have to stand still and watch a shitty character model recite his lines (badly). It's just inferior to movies. Games should be about pressing buttons not watching the screen without pressing anything.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Film?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like I'll be on the right side of history

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty game gets a soulless TV show to go along with it? OP is a massive gay for supporting the new Hollywood goyslop that is video game adaptations. Video game movies/shows are the new capeshit.
    If you are excited for this you have dogshit taste and should consider suicide.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically early 2000 Paul Walker would have worked

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngubu Ramirez.

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thread should've been posted on Cinemaphile.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Justin Long as Johnny Silverhand.

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    V will be a nig
    johnny will be a nig
    the voodoo boys will take center roll
    jackie will be african latino
    misty will be a nig
    vic will be a nig
    the entire cast will just be blacks going
    ooga booga tech shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot that panam will be a transwoman nig
      and ofc the bad guys will remain asians and whites

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bad guys will remain asians and whites
        The entire prologue is about getting betrayed and shot in the head by a rotund black man you ignoramus

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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