Casting ugly people have probably caused Hollywood hundreds of millions in box office revenue. Why do they keep doing it?
The most successful movies from 2023 (Barbie, Oppenheimer) had attractive people as the main characters... the lesson to be learned is obvious.
i like the ai slop variations more
As you wish.
He has a asiatic wife? Literally a non white parasite in his house, he’d have to ring the bell constantly
But can she sing? That's usually all that matters in musical theater so I don't get as bothered by race swapping in musical adaptations because they've been gender bending in theater since Shakespeare
There are plenty of beautiful black women they could’ve cast instead. They didn’t need to do this.
it's a fricking MUSICAL!?
why do they do it?
some kinda cult that says to all the high school drama students: "You must watch this."
The drama kids are only there to try to have sex because they are way overboard sexually seething and depraved and hyperturbo normies who failed at being hyperturbonormies
Wicked is a musical from almost 30 years ago dipshit
sorry i don't read the literature in the aids clinic, cake boy
>wicked
>literature
Zoomers really are out of their minds aren't they?
Wicked the musical is loose adaptation of a 1995 novel.
You just now learned that after checking Wikipedia to try to not seem moronic
Sure thing, buddy.
you sure are one dumb esl fricker
Because it’s a direct adaptation of a highly successful musical, you fricking idiot.
>Hurr my limited world view sees this thing I don't understand as stupid
Holy shit Americans are fricking autistic. I throw a party every 11th of September and the day you homosexuals baked on your 20 year war on terror. Ready to die for Israel, goy?
>baked
balked*
ftfy
that was Joe Biden
congratulations on celebrating with the bohemian grove gays
live it up
>why do they do it ohnoooooooo
More like why do you care about the wizard of oz, are you 12? Are you going to watch it anyway?
no u
yeah i prolly wont watch it
>why do you care what kids see, even though this obviously shapes their values and perspectives long-term and in the aggregate?
>why do you care if your neighbor's house is on fire? your house isn't on fire right now
have a nice day
Well other races have different voices much like how different guitars all sound different, so much like the little mermaid, the songs are gonna be butchered because of this
>She’s black, she can’t sing!!! She’s gonna butcher the songs!!!!
She’s literally won a Tony award and Grammy for her previous musical work, and she’s a recording artist.
because most people are ugly
And? Movie stars aren't most people, they're supposed to be beautiful
it started with millenials and their stupid tatoos and disgenic faces
but zoomers seem greasy, smelly, weak and sickly
i dont even get boners looking at zoomettes
>but zoomers seem greasy, smelly
I can attest to this, they are on some sweatpants wearing, pheromone-spewing don't wash your hair PUA shit
>started with millenials and their stupid tatoos and disgenic faces
This started with gen-xoomers you utter homosexual.
Look at early Hollywood movie stars 90% of them were super attractive and other 10% were incredible actors/actress
Everyone wants to look at pretty people. This is a universal trait shared by ugly people and attractive people. The only reason why ugly people might not want to look at attractive people sometimes is because it might be an unpleasant reminder of what they don't have, but this is a latent psychological reason. On average, it is always preferable to look at attractive people than to look at unattractive people. This is an immutable biological and psychological fact, full of explanatory power for our world and why things are the way they are. It is also extremely fricking obvious.
t. Ugly incel
>incel = your facts are in conflict with my far far left irrational politics
It’s the wicked witch bro. She literally has green skin. And a fricked up nose. Just like the original.
And the Black person lips?
She's a Black person in greenface.
And the Black person nose?
>And a fricked up nose
Are you calling this black woman's nose fricked up?
>Casting ugly people have probably caused Hollywood hundreds of millions in box office revenue
this
imagine if they had cast my chocolate queen waifu in this
green Black folk
>taps the sign
Lol. Lmao.
>and is huge success
Green is the new black
>Wicked Witch is ugly
No way
Yee haw
she cute tho
>make movie musical
>advertise it as if it isn't a musical
Why does Hollywood keep doing this?
They keep on hiring dumbasses.
anyways, enough about Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande being white now is a little weird
Her natural skin tone is a 3 or 4 on this scale, she used to tan herself up to a 5 or 6, then Marxists on Twitter reee'd about "culturally appropriating skin color" or some horseshit, so now she bleaches herself down to a 2.
she's just racefluid you bigot
I think she's just extra white and blond for the movie, the blonde eyebrows and flat hair maker her look a little weird but I think that's intentional
not just having Grande play the witch is mind bottling
I thought that'd be the whole audience pitch but no, apparently she's the supporting character instead
I didn't imagine it, that was the plan four years ago and she got backbenched in favor of the nog Literally Who
>mind bottling
Terrible b8
>mind bottling
mind boggling you fricking moron
This reminds me of that green chick from the guardians of the galaxy movies. Like, even though she is green, you can still tell she is black.
Like..I dont know if I am just conditioned to notice those specific features now.
Zoe is barely black. This which is definitely a black woman painted green
Hollywood seems to hate beautiful women in general. I think the problem is likely too much LGBTQWERTY influence. gays have always hated beautiful women because they take all of the men. Dog-faced hamplanets who become “lesbians” to bump uglies with each other out of desperation hate beautiful women for the same reason.
It's almost like these things worked better when it was ran by straight white men...
Broadway was definitely never run by straight white men but they still seemed to grasp "no one wants a frickugly heroine"
They're so bad at adapting musicals. Only one in the past 20 years stands out
Sweeney Todd was good.
Idina Menzel usually looks like a troony but in character in Wicked is the most attractive she's ever been
This is definitely a shallow observation but it's also a human one, the Wicked Witch needs to be good looking for Wicked to work because the story is about how quietly virtuous she actually is
The stage presence she brought was "Maybe we were wrong about that villainous hag" whereas this new chick is just "god that ugly monkey is unlikable"
big Lake Bell energy
Nah but it's not and this is better. Black folk are monsters. That's the lesson, that's what's being taught and we are better for it.
This movie is gonna be BO success because of Grande's fandom
>Wicked budget $145 million
>Break even point 362.5 million
Can Ariana's fandom do it thou?
There’s no longer a fandom, everyone hates her and views her as cringe for being a homewrecker. All over a manlet israelite
Big green witch lips
Argylle has attractive actors in it but it's still a BO flop
paint em green and they look ten times more Black personlicious, can't explain that
Green is beautiful.
the "hot" hollywood girls all now have uncanny valley cosmetic procedure face
so nobody feels the same innate desires they did
watching movie stars from 30+ years ago
this has to be shills or some shit. Very inorganic. Every thread about this movie is about the black girl being ugly. DO YOU NOT SEE ARIANA GRANDE? Bogged & white face
I can honestly say that no, my eye is not drawn to her current facial oddity
this joke has 100% been made before but that's shrek
Shrek was relatable. Her in the play was relatable.
I don't want to see Ariana Grande suddenly white. It's uncanny
They couldn't have her wear contacts? Same with Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman. You're paying them millions, they already wear contacts, they spend an hour or more in make up every day. You can't have them wear blue contacts?
Even if the actresses were complaining about discomfort they could also just colour correct them in post if they wanted in like 2 minutes.
Eye contacts can irritate the eyes and depending on the type of effect you’re looking for they can also make it very hard to see through them.
Blue eyes are considered deeply offensive now, please check your frog privilege
Wait, I thought Ariana Grande was Mexican or mixed. She's actually white?
she's italian that does brown face and white face. This is her when she isnt pretending she's a different race
where'd her eyebrows go?
she's just so blonde and white
she is a woman of many races
Green Ariana would have been a more interesting choice (for my dick).
Ugg. I've seen the play.
Injecting race into it is going to completely undermine the message. Her being green was supposed to be a birth defect, and people being standoffish to her makes her socially awkward. Is her blackness a defect?
>her mom was a prostitute who cheated and her dad walked out on her
is this movie racist?
>Why do they keep doing it?
They keep casting sinfully ugly Black folk because it's part of the israeli demoralisation agenda.
It's satanist shit and doesn't make sense to - how should I say it?- A Normal mind? A regular mind? A well-adjusted mind? A mind based on truth? They have stolen the language already. Literally 1984.
>I’m racist so these people are ugly
Cool cool cool logic you got there buddy
>Barbie, Oppenheimer
>had attractive people as the main characters
Are you fricking blind?
Isn't a witch supposed to be ugly? What's the problem here?
why no white boys in shows anymore even the white boys they do have now look greek or something
Help me understand something.
Hollywood studios cannot afford few millions to promote smaller directors with cheaper mid tier concept/plot or character driven movies but they waste countless amounts on shit that will obviously flop????
How the frick does it work???
Is this all tax evading??
>Oppenheimer
>attractive people
florence p.u. is not attractive
Why is everyone pretending that Ariana look any better in the film? She destroyed her natural beauty with surgeries and her eyebrows are fricked up.
Everyone thinks she looks unrecognizable and weird, what are you talking about?
Why are they presenting her as a hero who was wronged? She's literally an ugly green witch, she was written to be cartoonishly evil. What the frick were they thinking?
frog calling the kettlewitch green
you've seen it here, folks
I am Stephen Colbert and this is funny.
LAUGH NOW YOU STINKING PLEBS THEY DON'T PAY MY CHECK FOR NOTHING
dirnklrd blmuktmph
No one even wants to watch this. Why are a bunch of drunk morons arguing about it on Valentine's day?
frick broadway
make movies cute again
>making the black woman the ogre
What did they mean by this?
It means you’re a racist
Probably because the movies themselves suck and not for the casting choices. Which is only a problem for race-obsessed homosexuals like OP.
Whenever a film does do well with an a non-white, "ugly" lead, Cinemaphile doesn't acknowledge it or they try to spin it in some way. Like Dune 2021 or Spider-Man: No Way Home, or Black Panther.
Sometimes it feels like race obsession is there just to deflect arguments from the real problems of the given movie.
Superior black adaptation of the Wizard of Oz coming through https://youtube.com/watch?v=TnRPU-_Q9gQ
>black adaptation of the Wizard of Oz
why this fr a whole ass genre
>Margot Robbie
>attractive
Shiggy diggy doo
>hundreds of millions
Go higher
>hey've been gender bending in theater since Shakespeare
Not allowing women to act isn't the same as gender bending, anon
Ariana's appearance is the bigger sin
>have probably caused Hollywood hundreds of millions in box office revenue
no it hasn't. they probably get some EGS tier shit compensation in exchange or something. insert whatever conspiracy you want, but theres no way they are "losing" money. its probably as simple as something like "every buck you spend promoting (insertagendahere), we give you 2 bucks". or its some sort of "our taxes will be lower if we record record losses" or some shit. yeah, sure, maybe 95% of the entertainment industry is losing money and fricked, but the ceo's and execs at the top, man, they aint losing money.
Because progressivism is anti beauty (as it's against all forms of excellence) and progressivism is the most important thing wherever progressivism is present in the slightest. More important than money, more important than everything.
yeah. imagine if tarantino had cast someone "attractive" for the role of honey bunny
The duality of men