Castlevania

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Drolta best girl

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  1. 7 months ago
    Boco

    Dayum...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had to take a walk around the block when i saw this

      • 7 months ago
        Boco

        II read a theory she might also be SotN's succubus.

        And thats...thats just fine.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is Shaft?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Emmanuel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was too sexy!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        woah mama

  2. 7 months ago
    Boco

    ACK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FcseNEc.jpg

      Let's have one thread discussing the show that doesn't mention the word race or gay.

      Drolta best girl

      >right-hand woman of the main villain
      >ancient and extremely powerful
      >capable of holding her own against multiple experienced vampire killers
      >killed instantly just to give Alucard a cool introduction scene
      Disappointing. Same thing happened with the cool Russian vampire who was instantly killed just to show off Richter's powerup. What's the point of having cool villains if their entire purpose is to die like b***hes just to show off how overpowered the protagonists are?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lets hope Tera stays around

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hottest moment of the show so far, here's hoping we get some more mind break / identity death next season

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh they're already doing the whole "monsters can remember their lives as humans and gain back their soul" thing with Edouard, 100% chance they'll do a scene where vampire Tera is about to attack Maria and suddenly gets sad because she remembers who she used to be.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's been a thing since Isaac and Flyeyes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but back then it wasn't a major plot point. The fact that Edouard is getting a lot of focus and that he's even able to bring back other monsters to their more human side is really significant, it's not something they can just let lie as a background element.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to see Tera drinking some people with relish.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              She'll fight at at first, but like an addict. Bathory will offer her a bleeding person and she'll jump on him or her. Young vampires have little or no self control.
              She'll probably feel awful afterwards.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I want to see Tera drinking some people with relish.
              Why not mustard?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        All three seasons of the first Castlevania had cool vampires that died the instant they faced the main cast, and most didn't get as much screen time or lines if any. Godbrand was the most interesting character in season 2 and he gets killed without even a fight scene.

        and Drolta was getting smacked around by Richter at the end of the church fight. She probably would have died if the main villain didn't show up.

        It makes sense. Drolta was the main villain for the first part and led up to the real big bad. She gets killed off to wrap up chapter 1 with hope they can defeat the greater evil.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > why did fodder villains that are just their to look cool and die in my video game show just die after looking cool
        You're a moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I for one am glad that fiction has come full circle and realized that overpowered protagonists are the best. People mocked Superman for being invincible in the early 20th Century, and now in the 21st, the biggest and most popular ones are the most popular like Saitama and Satoru Gojo.

      I mean, realistically, why would you need a Belmont when you have Alucard? They're much harder to write for. Even the Lords of Shadow games showed that humans can't do anything.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why write non-op characters when you can just have an op one who diffuses all tension and stakes
        sounds like goyslop to me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im going to be honest, my favorite part of the previous season was how, once the main characters actually got to fighting, they just fricking rolled everything. It meant the rest of the show was meaningless politics, but you could really see why they would be terrified of a belmont with how quick he slaughtered all of them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black vampire gets stabbed by the whitest person you could possibly be

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Said vampire also gets whipped by white protag that colonizes black love interest.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair if you watch Netflix shows just to complain about how Netflixie they are, your a super giga homosexual. Someone who seeks ways to be angry about mid shit is on a lonely road in life.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping it would be better than vidcaps of pachinko machines. It's better than I expected but still lacking.

        If you simp for bad adaptations because of corporate wars or no fricking standards, you ALSO are a super giga homosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some had small hopes that with Ellis gone, they would at least quit it with the fedoratipping, but they double it down to the point it felt like a revenge fic toward all of the people who criticized this aspect of the original series.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. 4+ seasons in, you know what you're going to get by now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That subreddit isn't doing so well recently.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all vampires
        >Only 1 can be considered black in any way
        Ok...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black women and their history
        You are writing a shitty cartoon about vampires and atheists.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's THEIR medieval european folkloric history, chud!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beatings will continue until the show fricking improves.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a b***h

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That subreddit isn't doing so well recently.

      >redittors flood Cinemaphiles castelvania threads
      >Cinemaphileners flood castlevania subreddit
      le heckin karma or something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Castlevania! Vive la LGBTQ+!

  4. 7 months ago
    Boco

    Soma imma beat yo ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But can he take on the combined forces of Blackula and Black Dracula?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shiiiiet this is tougher than the time Death and Dracula fused

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quite an upgrade from Bloodlines where she was just a tiny old hag who pops out in between Dracula's two phases, and unless you had the Japanese manual, you wouldn't even know who she was and just assumed it was Drac in a middle form.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice hips

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A creature of such wide and deep darkness is just begging for a white oak staking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As would I

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching episode 4....goddamn the writers really hate the catholic church. That was already clear in the previous series, sure, but the first episode gave me hope that they would add some degree of ambiguity at the very least, but nope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no, a historically terrible organization that spread nothing but death and misery is not portrayed as the bastion of holy goodness?
      What next we going to be mad about Nazi's being bad guys in most WW2 movies?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You completely discredit yourself when you're actually ignorant of everything the church has done in its history.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, if you think having a few schools and soup kitchens is all it takes to forgive multiple mass genocides then its you who is ignorant.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your ignorance is in the extreme.

            The Church is defined not by itself, but by the people. As an entity to itself it's incapable of any wrongdoing as it is inanimate.

            But people are. The group YOU belong to. The group you support and give power to via governance, the ones that created TWO world wars in the last century that created over 100 million deaths.

            Woof...you're a monster.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but the church still offers certain teachings and beliefs that can be interpreted in a malicious manner, as well as refusal and ignorance of darwinian findings that can lead an individual to a blind and obedient faith, which the pastor can then manipulate to his own liking. Not everyone shares this fate of course, my friend was able to resist the brainwashing somewhat, and can still be critical of the church albeit only as an institution. But still, he didn't deserve this poison being shoved down his throat. Other people are not so lucky. Don't kid yourself, you're still being injected with passed-down meme propaganda that some ancient cult leaders wrote in the desert.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you don't TRUST THE SCIENCE you're in a cult
                Oh the ironing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no my friend, you got it all wrong. There's being skeptical of scientific research which I can absolutely understand and nowhere did I imply that you must trust it, but then there's ignoring actual reality like fetal similarity and vestigial organs, on our ears for example.

                Acceptance of darwinian findings can turn someone into a serial killer hellbent on murdering all subhuman. ANYTHING can be interpreted either a malicious intent so so don't act like this is a uniquely religious problem

                You're correct, but at least science doesn't advocate anything, it's still on your own that you decide to kill people or "subhumans".

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fetal similarity
                That one was always a hoax
                >vestigial organs
                Usually have some purpose we don't understand yet.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh come on man, the purpose of the vestigial ear muscles is understood quite clearly. I other animals it is used to move the ears around, but since we've evolved such a different body type and can move our heads in a different manner we didn't need them anymore.

                >at least science doesn't advocate anything, it's still on your own that you decide to kill people or "subhumans".
                one could say the exact same of religion, its your own interpretation that you decide to kill people

                Wrong. Pastors do advocate certain things in their churches. They tend to help out and speak in favor of conservative parties. Science by itself is a collection of facts most of which you can see and test on your own. It does have some spokesmen but let's not pretend Niel Degriesse Tyson is spreading any harmful ideology.

                I get the community leader raped you too hard or whatever. But this isn't father Goldberg's Saturday school it's Castlevania. God and the Devil are real and there's enough evidence for even commoners to believe in him. The church wasn't created as an institution for sinister reasons of control because the things it preaches are now literal fact in universe.

                Struck a nerve, did I?
                >God and the Devil are real and there's enough evidence for even commoners to believe in him. The church wasn't created as an institution for sinister reasons of control because the things it preaches are now literal fact in universe.
                Way to disprove yourself in the same sentence. If lying to the people about the existence of greater beings that can smite you if you don't follow their idea of good isn't sinister, I don't know what is. It's downright saturday morning cartoon villain stuff.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon within the universe of Castlevania God and the Devil exists I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry the Japanese liked Catholic mythos.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm discussing RL church with the other anons, I'm not talking about Castlevania or its mythos.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They obviously were. Anon was saying the real life issues with the church don't matter, because in Castlevania all of the things they say is true, and witches do need to be burned and people should pray and go to church because actual demons might eat them and they do NOT want to go to hell in this universe.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like complaining that in a Greek mythology movie the greek gods aren't proven to be fake and gay.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I meant the other ones, who were discussing religious morality in a broader sense, read all the replies again, you'll see they aren't all about castlevania

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >at least science doesn't advocate anything, it's still on your own that you decide to kill people or "subhumans".
                one could say the exact same of religion, its your own interpretation that you decide to kill people

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Acceptance of darwinian findings can turn someone into a serial killer hellbent on murdering all subhuman. ANYTHING can be interpreted either a malicious intent so so don't act like this is a uniquely religious problem

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get the community leader raped you too hard or whatever. But this isn't father Goldberg's Saturday school it's Castlevania. God and the Devil are real and there's enough evidence for even commoners to believe in him. The church wasn't created as an institution for sinister reasons of control because the things it preaches are now literal fact in universe.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember once having a discussion with a professor who happened to be israeli about how we should be “humbled” in what we do not know. Without missing a beat he said that “Humble” was a word with heavy Christian connotations usually denoting an acceptance of all regardless of rank or privilege (in this case those in the know and those not in the know). Makes you think of how we use other words including “regret” “shame” “forgiveness” in daily conversations.

            Whether you think of ‘the church’ as an institution or as the social melange engulfing everything else it touches. Basically all western (read:now world) philosophy, all ‘secular’ ideals about the world with gravity are downstream of Christianity.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trips of holy 7 have spoken truth. Screencap’d.

              Thanks god.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that spread nothing but death and misery
        Thats not true and even I, a non catholic, know that its not that clear cutted. Either way I never said I expected them to be good guys, but I hoped they would at least stand against the vampires in a genuine way

        >ambiguity
        >during the French Revolution
        The Church's overflowing corruption was part of what fueled it.

        Again, never said I hoped to see them as good guys, them being pro aristocracy is completely fine, but doing deals with deviles and helping vampires is just really taking a piss on them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doing deals with deviles and helping vampires

          Those guards would have been lower class. In real life they joined the revolution and nobody was there to defend the priests getting their heads chopped off. They weren't atheists or creole ancestor worshipers for doing it they just didn't like church officials and rightfully so. There isn't a single good Christian in the entire show it makes you wonder why God lets Richter throw grand crosses around at the end.

          They could show the church being historically corrupt. Why are lowly church guards ready to die to defend vampires and hellspawn?

          Watching episode 4....goddamn the writers really hate the catholic church. That was already clear in the previous series, sure, but the first episode gave me hope that they would add some degree of ambiguity at the very least, but nope

          I forgot guys. The Abbot naively thought he could turn his undead army against the vampires once...something happened. That's why Erzebet wants leverage on him. He was trying to use them, not really teaming up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could show the church being historically corrupt. Why are lowly church guards ready to die to defend vampires and hellspawn?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because apparently vampires and hellspawn are preferable over the godless State.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that spread nothing but death and misery
          Thats not true and even I, a non catholic, know that its not that clear cutted. Either way I never said I expected them to be good guys, but I hoped they would at least stand against the vampires in a genuine way
          [...]
          Again, never said I hoped to see them as good guys, them being pro aristocracy is completely fine, but doing deals with deviles and helping vampires is just really taking a piss on them

          Not that far off what they had done in real life.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those guards would have been lower class. In real life they joined the revolution and nobody was there to defend the priests getting their heads chopped off. They weren't atheists or creole ancestor worshipers for doing it they just didn't like church officials and rightfully so. There isn't a single good Christian in the entire show it makes you wonder why God lets Richter throw grand crosses around at the end.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The gay guard guy technically became a good Christian. The priest sacrificing his own daughter was the tipping point for him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Uh you forgot the sodomite heathen who sleeps with an Aztec vampire
                You mean the one with no motivation to be so faithful to the Catholic church considering they would despise anyone like him?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the games themselves portray the Church in a positive light.
        It's like if Baki had a sequel where Japan was portrayed as dogshit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a historically terrible organization that spread nothing but death and misery
        stopped the american indians from getting enslaved and protected israelites in europe as fellow followers of the book.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh, so that's why they knew about the Holocaust and did nothing, got it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta and not even christian but what exactly where they supposed to do about the holocaust you moron? Call a crusade? You know nobody else did anything about the holocaust while it was happening either? Why do you think that is?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              literally anything? they could've done literally anything like other entities did?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they wouldve had the knights templar march into Berlin and behead Hitler

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh six bazillion
            Can't stop what never happened, Shlomo.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >still believing what people on the internet tell you
              imagine being this cucked lmao

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...Did you think the Vatican could just declare war on Hitler or something what is that fricking thought of yours. The fact they even gave a shit about people of another faith at the time is remarkably progressive.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They can't do a shit even if they want it, Vatican state in in the middle of Italy, their "swiss guard" is not a true battalion,

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stopped the american indians from getting enslaved
          No it didn't. Indigenous people in mesoamerica where the catholic church operated were enslaved and forced to destroy their cities, bury them, and build Spanish style ones on top. Tons of infrastructure like the aquaducts never got repaired either. Not to mention that the catholic church passed a bunch of papal decrees like the doctrine of discovery which allowed Indigenous people to be dispossessed of their land (this shit still gets cited in court cases in the Americas and was a large part of the reason why the Indigenous people kept pushing the pope to verbally state that they were rescinded when the pope recently traveled to Canada to apologize for the genocide they enacted against them).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no, a historically terrible organization that spread nothing but death and misery is not portrayed as the bastion of holy goodness?
        Not even Catholic, but you owe pretty much everything you hold dear to the Church protecting ancient knowledge and encouraging learning throughout the previous millennium.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          atheists and scientists are actually owed that credit despite attempts by the church to silence all other voices such as Galileo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Galileo thought the tides happened once a day at the same time everyday. He was rightly condemned for trying to force everyone to accept his theory without proof. The most important scientists of the era from Albert Magnus to Robert Grosseteste were associated with the church.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              because they were forced to pretend to be religious. atheists rather than theists draw progress forward

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They were only pretending. The people who believe in fifteen genders are the real scientists.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because they were forced to pretend to be religious
                lol no

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                show me today a reputable scientist that is not an atheist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Collins

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >atheists and scientists
            Even the devoutly Christian scientists?
            No, of course not, after all, I'm sure they actually weren't responsible for their discoveries and just stole it all from the brave put upon atheists.
            You're views are as childish as they are ignorant. You just repeat the same tired oversimplified GOTCHAS that your preachers in the Church of Pop Science feed to you, never doing an ounce of research for yourself, nor do you extend any understanding to those who you have been told to hate.
            I'm not going to argue with a spiteful child. You are wrong, and it is literally just taht simple.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you do realize these people were religious because of the culture they grew up in and not because of evidence or science. there is a reason that the more scientific and advanced a society is the less religious it is. 3rd world shitholes = 100% religious. modern countries with quality goods and services = atheist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The idea that every person should be educated at all has its roots in Christian morality. You have no idea what you're talking about you sound like some prepubescent child mad he had to go to church yesterday.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The idea that every person should be educated at all has its roots in Christian morality

                lmao no. its atheists that were forced to be christians under persecution that had to backdoor knowledge into the world. if the church had its way we would still be in the dark ages!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Atheists didn't have the institutions to dedicate their lives to scribing art, poetry and folklore, again you have no idea what you're talking about it's sad you keep going.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Atheists didn't have the institutions to dedicate their lives to scribing art, poetry and folklore,

                exactly! because the church oppressed all differing thought and killed opposition. atheists (and everyone else) had to be closet christians just to survive dark age europe

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't even know how to use that expression correctly.

                Science is Christianity's tool and invention, you must cope.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was invented by christian atheists

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can say they were all faking it if you like. The simple fact is before the Catholic church there were zero central institutions of learning that people could go to. If an atheist in Roman times wanted to learn to read and write he couldn't pretend to be rich enough to buy the tutor.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound crazy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, firmly Christian. Iluvitar is obviously God.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tolkien was so christian he went to his death struggling with the concept he'd accidentally invented fantasy racism while making a backstory for his made up languages.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                AhahaHAHAHAHAHA, wait is this for real? Holy shit. Did any of these people actually read Tolkien?

                Like, not only is he simply wrong. Like wrong hard, period, full stop, Tolkien was a CATHOLIC in a time when the average Christian in his country hated them because they were all Protestants.

                Not only that, but apparently he missed the part of LORD OF THE RINGS where the HOBBITS save the fricking world. Not proud warriors with a vital culture of honorable war. Not the Elves. Not the Dwarves. Not even Men.

                Middle Earth is saved by the MERCY that Frodo showed to Gollum. Mercy for a depraved enemy, out of recognition that his sin was not his own, but something inflicted upon him by evil. It's the most Christian fricking thing in literature short of a wise man dying and then returning to life in--oh wait that's in LOTR too.

                No, no. The effete worship of pirates--which is all that Norse Paganism is tbh--had no more presence in Tolkien's works than the Castlevania TV show has with Castlevania.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy, it's from Varg Vikernes. He's hardly normal by any metric.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The arsonist, the murderer, or the mid black metal artist?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro even science says there's a God through simulation theory which is weighted today and only grows stronger with each passing day. Cope.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                simulation theory is a cope

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's sheer fact, if you're a sapient being you're more likely in a simulation than actual world. For every real world that has an advanced species there will be potentially infinite simulated ones. It's a law of inevitability. Science has come to the conclusion you most likely have a creator, it's just reality.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im religious anon, but that's only inevitable if we find a way to have infinite energy to compute an endless universe. Or find out the universe is finite enough to simulate.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude...you don't have to simulate all of it, just the minds and the their perceptions. So it's effectively only ever generating Earth and a few things people see that would be "beyond Earth"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                your application of the law of inevitability to this scenario is unfounded in reality and motivated reasoning. cope

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope and cope. Science believes in a creator.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                science doesn't believe in anything, science is a method. you're reading whatever you would like into its results because you've started from a premise instead of arriving there through logic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first common born men ever taught to read and write on a large scale were Catholic monks. Even today, the vast majority of Nobel Prize winners have been Christian men.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just not true, you're REALLY ignorant

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know they packed that much stupid into kids these days.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the internet you post on was made by atheists along with this website

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                All their works stem from the foundation of Christianity and you cannot escape that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Christians taking credit for other people's works? how surprising

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Christian science stems from Islamic science, which in turn stems from Indian science.

                Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I imagine you're not going down on your knees for Pajeet every time you use the internet.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shitty bait anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Friendly reminder that the numbers the internet is made of are called "Arabic Numerals" and that they were originally invented by an Indian guy called Brahmagupta

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All science is the shape we make our numbers. Science in Europe didn't even exist until Muhammad fricked that one kid.
                Does anyone in your life actually take you seriously?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think he has to come here anon?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never thought Id see a poojeet here. Islamic science comes from persian and greek science stop taking credit for eveything sirs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, literally all Christians.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the people trying to turn modern countries into third world shitholes = athiests
                Atheism is totally dysgenis. The only thing you've succeeded in is making prosperous religious countries gay and moronic in the course of three generations.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, many of them became scientists because they were religious, the two were tied very closely together

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao, first it was scientists were all athiests being supressed by le evil church, now its they were actually religious because of muh society!
                The fact that they were scientists contributed to their religiousness, why would they question the natural world and be curious about it and not question religiion which was part of the natural world to those people?
                And you do realise most modern day athiests or irreligionists are like that because of the culture they grew up in and not because of evidence or science?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >despite attempts by the church to silence all other voices such as Galileo
            The church was wrong to treat Galileo like it did. Not because he was right and they were wrong. They both were wrong and Galileo's true contributions to scientific history have nothing to do with heliocentrism. Not because it was the close minded traditions of the church trying to stifle enlightened scientific progress. Galileo's actual theories were unsubstantiated, and the wrong direction in the end, and tried to pass off amateur theology as evidence. No, the Catholic Church was wrong because they mixed politics and religion, which has always been the Church's sin: it's a materialistic, powerful organization that hides behind claims of moral authority to protect its many, many petty abuses of power. Galileo was a dick, and made enemies of almost every friend he ever had, not the least of which was the Pope who finally smacked him for it. They also got him for daring to horn in on their gig of interpreting scripture. That he was merely branded a cook, which he was, and confined to house arrest was still a gross injustice and abuse of power by a powerful theological structure but also much, much better than some less protected people got away within the bloody world of Italian and Catholic political infighting.

            The whole, actual affair of Galileo, and heliocentrism in general, is utterly fascinating and people should read about it:
            >http://tofspot.blogspot.com/2013/08/the-great-ptolemaic-smackdown.html
            The history of scientific, and religious, development is complicated, nuanced, and vulgar. Involving the well meaning and malicious intentions of thousands of people all jockeying and screwing each other over under the dying carcass of a major political institution and its own internal interest groups warred with each other and co-opted certain developments and philosophies to fight each other.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most scientists across human history were religious, in fact many were so religious that they were seen as heretics or nutjobs. Modern-day chemistry entirely come from alchemy, a profession that was rightfully disdained and scorned as a waste of money for fools

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's hilarious how people completely misunderstand this shit still to this day. Galileo was not excommunicated and arrested from the Catholic Church due to his findings on "Heliocentrism" on any genuine level, he was shitcanned for disrespecting the Bishop, the most powerful man and the Bishop got mad salty and was looking for any reason to get back at him. This has always been a myth pushed by shitty grade teachers who know shit about history

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >atheists and scientists are actually owed that credit despite attempts by the church to silence all other voices such as Galileo
            Funny thing, Isaac Newton will burn you for saying stuff like that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many hospitals and schools have you founded?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          none. how many kid rapes have you helped cover up?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This point is always funny by leftists because:

            >female teachers rape kids more
            >the Priests that rape kids are homosexual, the majority of their victims are male on male, it's why Catholics tried to raise the alarm about the homosexual pervert infiltration of the Church

            But I don't think you want to have an honest discussion about that. Also while I'm not a fan of the Catholic Church, a reminder that there is no organization that has ever been as charitable. Also a reminder that on average your average local church has objectively done more for the homeless then any secular charity statistically

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's why Catholics tried to raise the alarm about the homosexual pervert infiltration of the Church
              Nta but thats just switching the blame, i.e pure cope, and hardly something that makes them look better

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it "switching the blame"? Unless there's some secret part of the catechism that encourages pedophilia (like there is in the Talmud) it's 100% a gay problem.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How is it "switching the blame"?
                You a putting the blame on homosexualry itself, and not on how the institution is structured in a way that any psycho that reaches the rank can have easy power over boys. If it was just homosexualry then the main controversies would be priests fricking each other or hiring male prostitutes, but no, its specifically taking advantage of the boys

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because homosexualry is the problem. Priests are statistically less likely to abuse than members of the general population abd especially teachers.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you ignore how many cases are swept under the rug and how protestant churchs dont have as many cases, even the ones led by gays, then yeah

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Incorrect, even if you fabricate more (which they already did in the original) incidents they still end up under the statistical average.

                You are genuinely a stupid person since you actually thought these institutions were all about molesting people.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ince you actually thought these institutions were all about molesting people.
                When the frick did I say that?

                You could say the same about the public school system and claim they are hiding stuff, wouldn't change anything. According to you the danger is public schools and the workplace. THEY'RE BOTH EVIL

                If an incident happens in organized religion it gets blasted 70,000 times by various outlets for months.

                If it happens it schools 70,000 times they talk about it for 7 seconds with "lol it happened again, NICE, well let's hope it happens again now to the weather"

                >You could say the same about the public school system and claim they are hiding stuff
                No because a public school doesnt have anywhere near as much power as the church
                >According to you the danger is public schools and the workplace. THEY'RE BOTH EVIL
                Again, when the frick did I say that? I only said that putting the blame of those things in homosexual shit itself is a cope

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could say the same about the public school system and claim they are hiding stuff, wouldn't change anything. According to you the danger is public schools and the workplace. THEY'RE BOTH EVIL

                If an incident happens in organized religion it gets blasted 70,000 times by various outlets for months.

                If it happens it schools 70,000 times they talk about it for 7 seconds with "lol it happened again, NICE, well let's hope it happens again now to the weather"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s because there is a higher standard of moral decency attributed to the church. People of the clergy are meant to transcend human desire in order to serve the highest attainable justice. When they deviate from this, it is viewed as the most grossly obscene form of hypocrisy imaginable.

                Teachers are still held in the same realm of “flawed human beings” as the rest of society. What they do is wrong, sure, but they don’t pretend to be perfect people. The Church, on the other hand, is meant to embody the closest thing to perfection that we can conceive of. And that’s why they get lampooned ad nauseam when there are scandals involving their institution.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s because there is a higher standard of moral decency attributed to the church.
                Then it's a good thing they abuse less.
                >And that’s why they get lampooned ad nauseam when there are scandals involving their institution.
                Right, I'm sure it has nothing to do with media israelites trying to slander their greatest enemy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Right, I'm sure it has nothing to do with media israelites trying to slander their greatest enemy.
                No, anon. This has nothing to do with conspiracy. It is society’s natural response to something shocking and obscene.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why don't all those dick-sucking rabbis in Brooklyn get the same coverage?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That thing with the Rabbis sucking the baby’s dick after circumcising them is a tradition (an admittedly fricking weird one) and it doesn’t cause public outrage as a result. If the Rabbis are caught molesting innocents and that knowledge is made public, people will indeed find it to be grossly obscene. However, since the dominant religion in the West is Christianity, the outcry won’t reach the same level as it would if these atrocities were performed by members of the Christian clergy. People will be disgusted, no doubt, but that disgust will fade away quicker seeing as how they already view the israeli religion to be inferior to their own, and so it come as no surprise to them that there are degenerates within their ranks.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Rabbis are caught molesting innocents and that knowledge is made public, people will indeed find it to be grossly obscene.
                They're caught all the time and the media ignores it.

                >stopped the american indians from getting enslaved
                No it didn't. Indigenous people in mesoamerica where the catholic church operated were enslaved and forced to destroy their cities, bury them, and build Spanish style ones on top. Tons of infrastructure like the aquaducts never got repaired either. Not to mention that the catholic church passed a bunch of papal decrees like the doctrine of discovery which allowed Indigenous people to be dispossessed of their land (this shit still gets cited in court cases in the Americas and was a large part of the reason why the Indigenous people kept pushing the pope to verbally state that they were rescinded when the pope recently traveled to Canada to apologize for the genocide they enacted against them).

                The Church was the only one trying to preserve native languages and culture at all, which is more than those cannibal savages deserve.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Church was the only one trying to preserve native languages and culture at all, which is more than those cannibal savages deserve.
                No they weren't. In fact they were the ones who collected and burned all the Maya books in a fire so big that you could see it from Cuba. What they did do was send their doods out to make records of specific parts of Indigenous culture and religious belief entirely for the purpose of converting the Indigenous people. The records they made are shit-tier and often have a very poor or no understanding of very basic Mesoamerican philosophical worldviews, conflating distinct terminology and introducing mistranslations that persist to today. The Catholic church also did a bunch of ridiculous stunts like the bizarre Mary painting thing that they used as propaganda to claim that she appeared as a miracle in mesoamerica (shitty draft versions of the fake have also been found). That's what the whole "virgen de guadalupe" thing is -- and it's worth noting that at the time the church was super mad because the Indigenous people were using terminology that they used for their own religious worldviews when worshiping at that church and the Catholics couldn't figure out if they were actually continuing their own religious beliefs or if they were worshiping their shitty constructed "miracle".
                Moreover, things only got worse as their stranglehold increased. Eventually they started setting up their Indigenous residential/boarding schools, often with the help or support of local governments and in those institutions they burned everything the children came with including their clothes, and banned everything about their culture/religion including their language. Of course, these sorts of bans were nothing new to the church and it had practiced them all over the Americas for ages.
                You'd have to be real fricking dumb to think that Catholics wanted anyone to keep their culture or religion.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they burned everything the children came with including their clothes
                Yeah, to get rid of lice.
                >and banned everything about their culture/religion including their language.
                They kids were sent to schools of which ever religion they already belonged to. There were Anglican and Lutheran schools as well.
                They were made to speak Englush because they were being educated to find work in an English speaking society. Moreover, the schools were the Indian's idea. Some if the first Bibles printed in the New World were in Algonquin.
                But you don't care, you're just another reddit homosexual who hates whites.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They kids were sent to schools of which ever religion they already belonged to. There were Anglican and Lutheran schools as well.
                >They were made to speak Englush because they were being educated to find work in an English speaking society. Moreover, the schools were the Indian's idea. Some if the first Bibles printed in the New World were in Algonquin.
                lolol, imagine falling for low effort copeaganda.
                >But you don't care, you're just another reddit homosexual who hates whites.
                I am Indigenous.

                >The Catholic church also did a bunch of ridiculous stunts like the bizarre Mary painting thing that they used as propaganda to claim that she appeared as a miracle in mesoamerica (shitty draft versions of the fake have also been found). That's what the whole "virgen de guadalupe" thing is
                It's not a painting, you moron. It's been verified several times.

                lolololol, here is a shitty draft, I mean another "miracle" for you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am Indigenous
                Yes, I'm sure your 1/16th Mexican status looked very impressive on your college application.
                Your image is from a missionary report about the miracle, you moron.
                https://www.magiscenter.com/blog/scientifically-validated-miracles-of-marian-apparitions-at-lourdes-guadalupe-and-fatima

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lolololol, here is a shitty draft, I mean another "miracle" for you.
                Not him, but you are a moron, the Virgen de Guadalupe is related to four apparitions in the Tepeyac Hill. Also thats not a painting, but a book, is the Escalada's Codex

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Catholic church also did a bunch of ridiculous stunts like the bizarre Mary painting thing that they used as propaganda to claim that she appeared as a miracle in mesoamerica (shitty draft versions of the fake have also been found). That's what the whole "virgen de guadalupe" thing is
                It's not a painting, you moron. It's been verified several times.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No they weren't. In fact they were the ones who collected and burned all the Maya books in a fire so big that you could see it from Cuba.
                Thats physical impossible. It's more than 2000 kms.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a giant mountain of books. There were records of people seeing the glow from Havana. Sounds insane but also Maya had a civilization's worth of books.

                >I am Indigenous
                Yes, I'm sure your 1/16th Mexican status looked very impressive on your college application.
                Your image is from a missionary report about the miracle, you moron.
                https://www.magiscenter.com/blog/scientifically-validated-miracles-of-marian-apparitions-at-lourdes-guadalupe-and-fatima

                lmfao

                >lolololol, here is a shitty draft, I mean another "miracle" for you.
                Not him, but you are a moron, the Virgen de Guadalupe is related to four apparitions in the Tepeyac Hill. Also thats not a painting, but a book, is the Escalada's Codex

                It's only called Escalada's Codex but it's not actually a codex. It's just a single page of parchment. Do you actually believe that obviously fake bullshit?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a giant mountain of books. There were records of people seeing the glow from Havana. Sounds insane but also Maya had a civilization's worth of books.
                Again, its physical impossible to see a fire 2000 kms away. Sounds like the typical myth/exaggeration. You cant even see the glow of a volcano. eruption at the same distance.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe it was a miracle

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lmfao
                I accept your concession.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a giant mountain of books. There were records of people seeing the glow from Havana. Sounds insane but also Maya had a civilization's worth of books.
                Again, its physical impossible to see a fire 2000 kms away. Sounds like the typical myth/exaggeration. You cant even see the glow of a volcano. eruption at the same distance.

                nta but Black person we literally just had to deal with Canada's wildfire smoke travelling to us and it was thick as frick
                if anything they probably saw the smoke

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                New York is closer to New Brunswick than Cuba is to Mexico

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are really comparing a wildfire that consumed 15.3 million hectares (37.8 million acres) of land in canada to the burn of some books? really?

                maybe it was a miracle

                Is not documented, plain and simple, its just a popular myth.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol, don't bother with that tard. Mexico is only about 200km from Cuba. The recorded claims say they saw them from Havana and the fires were in Mani which is closer to the 780km but details about this are unclear. Could be that they saw them from elsewhere in Cuba and then the claim was reported in Havana. Also, it wasn't just literal tons of books, it was thousands of religious figures and tons of other shit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The recorded claims say they saw them from Havana and the fires were in Mani which is closer to the 780km but details about this are unclear. Could be that they saw them from elsewhere in Cuba and then the claim was reported in Havana. Also, it wasn't just literal tons of books, it was thousands of religious figures and tons of other shit.
                So anyway, anon is right, is more a myth rather than a true event

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thing was recorded but it hurts settler feelings -- must be fake
                >thing was recorded and despite being obviously fake it props up settler fables - must be true and validated miracle

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >recorded in La Havana
                >780 kms
                people in La havana have superpowers. maybe they was vampires?
                >must be true and validated miracle
                not a christian here, so keep coping.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ambiguity
      >during the French Revolution
      The Church's overflowing corruption was part of what fueled it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This series was never historically accurate.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not accurate to the games either. Why the frick are they even bothering?

          But what about Trevor explaining that vampires are an evolved predator species that freak out when geometric shapes are shoved into their faces?

          I remember seeing some of the shit from 2chan responding to it. A joke about pachinko spinners repelling vampires was the best followup I remember.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Church's overflowing corruption was part of what fueled it.
        The church was targeted because the freemasons and ~~*bankers*~~ who financed the revolution wanted to eliminate all threats to their power. If you unironically believe that a bunch of proto-communists staged a bloody coup because they believed in "muh democracy" then you might be an actual moron.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not saying whether they're right or wrong, but why on Earth would you expect a bunch of hard left-wing Brits and Americans to have anything but disdain for Christianity? I mean the lead writer is literally a card-carrying member of England's Trotskyism party

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, at least we had Mizrak. But Nocturne’s priest is even worse than the OG one.

      As for the people in the replies to this post, no one denies the church did a lot of fricked up shit, but many of them were not like this and were just killed because of believing in God. And the French Revolution brought nothing but unstability and multiple changes of government in the century which followed (three different monarchies and three republics lmao)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You knew what you were going to get when they picked the French Revolution as a setting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Annette uses Christianity to entrap her former owner.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I wanted a scene of hot steamy sex with her!

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's so unbelievably delicious, great VA too

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >erotic violence

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the spirit tiger makes it to the end

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Maria being gung ho for the revolution but it would have hit harder if they showed why she was so for it instead of explaining it because people unfamilar wiht the history will not have a good context of the period and what peasants were going through. It seems like they're not doing RichterxMaria so that's interesting.
    I thought Olrox was pretty cool. I liked that he was avenging his lover. I wonder if Richter will actually take revenge.
    I hope they expand on why Julia would kill a good vamp.
    I liked Richter more than I thought I would. Good moveset.
    I liked Annette. I wish there was a bit more nuance with Carribean slave aspect, but its whatever.
    Edouard was cool. I'm glad they incorporated his opera background. That fight where his vocals played was really cool.
    Drolta was ehh. Generic evil 2nd in command
    Erzebet is a cool contrast to Dracula. She's the pinnacle of colonization and exploitation. I don't get how her Sekhmet powers work. Egyptian gods are real?
    I am shocked the Abbot survived until the end. I am glad there is some nuance to his character but goddamn dude, helping vampires over atheists? What an idiot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least as far as the games are concerned, the Christian God and Devil are very real and top of the heap, with many other mythological gods and entities existing but being a lot lower in the pecking order. For instance, the Hindu fire god Agni is a boss in a few games and his bestiary description is "A primitive god of fire, captured by Dracula's magic."

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah. Thanks.
        Also Dracula made a god his b***h. Hardcore

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dracula in the games started as your pretty standard Bela Lugosi/Christopher Lee pastiche Halloween vampire but as the story started becoming more and more batshit in that overtly Japanese way, he ended up as an extremely powerful sorcerer that was pretty much at the point of ringing in the Apocalypse. So he'd originally start off by stealing your girlfriend and flying off into the sky with an 8-bit soundbite of evil laughter would play but then later ended up quite literally being the Castlevania universe's equivalent of the anti-Christ

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No wonder the series died off. They were a broken record

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              While there certainly was an element of repetition there (Order of Ecclesia tried to shake things up a bit but it was too little too late) the OG series died off because 2D platformers were rapidly being seen as passe and overtly Japanese games were falling out of fashion. Also it didn't help that Konami'd killed it off completely by the time of the indie Metroidvania resurgence of the mid-2010s.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will miss the gothic aesthic and Western monster mashup. Now I gotta get my fix from Souls games

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he ended up as an extremely powerful sorcerer
            This is a byproduct of Dracula being the final boss. It's there even in the first game. He's the final boss because he's the most famous movie monster and they justified it after the fact with fireballs and teleporting.

            Castlevania's "story" was always cobbled together hackery. Even the cover of the original game admits it without shame.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dracula's actual legend states he attended a school of magic where The Devil was the instructor.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Castlevania's "story" was always cobbled together hackery. Even the cover of the original game admits it without shame.
              explain further

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you study the art with a careful eye you'll notice how disjointed it actually is. Simon is ripped from a Frazetta piece.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He means how the original game's cover is just a copy of a Frazzetta piece. Early CV was just a mash-up of movies the devs liked - remember that before all the JRPG and anime stuff it started out as "Conan the Barbarian borrows Indiana Jones' whip and goes after the Universal monsters"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Conan the Barbarian borrows Indiana Jones' whip and goes after the Universal monsters"
                kino

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice headcanon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf, she does kind of explain why she believes in it in her first appearance with the speech shives gives the villagers. She's definitely got some rose-colored glasses on with regards to the revolution, but she's only 16 and I doubt the show is actually going to say it was a bad thing that shouldn't have happened. She kind of reminds of Sypha and what she went through in a way.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but seeing it is different from being told. Most Americans have no idea how fricked France was at the time so it might come off flat considering we never actually see any struggling French. We get soldiers and people in a bar having a good time. There is no dissenting voice in the main party so yeah I guess its going for a revolution good unless Alucard says different

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine Alucard having a problem with it especially considering the French nobility are actively working with vampires. He might make some accurate prediction about the reign of terror though, just because he's been around for so long and he's seen the good and bad sides of humanity.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edouard is pretty cool, I didn't expect them to use him in the way that they had. I remember watching the second episode and thinking to myself "Oh, the VA must be a talented singer IRL and they're giving him a big scene right here. Major Death Flag." And of course it happened. What I didn't see coming was how they still included him and made his singing a plot point. Him and Jacques (and whoever the mouthy one is supposed to be) need to just join Team Richter already.

      Mizrak's pretty cool too. Hope he survives.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see people not liking this version of Bathory, but to be fair, you don't have a huge amount to work with. If you base her around the IRL Bathory you have to tie her to Hungarian period geopolitics, if you base her around the game version from Bloodlines she's nothing but one of Dracula's two-dimensional cronies working behind the scenes to resurrect him yet again and if you base her on old horror movies like Countess Dracula you're just left with a vanity-driven serial killer with some minor supernatural trappings.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Countess Dracula

      Cool movie lad, quite underrated.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are a homosexual, OP

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Episode 5
    >Black chick points out how crosses work because vampires fear Jesus
    Please make your fricking mind, writers, is the christian god real or not?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was never in doubt, you didn't pay attention to the show if you thought otherwise. There's even a seen in the first series where a Night Creature openly talks about God and how He works

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what about Trevor explaining that vampires are an evolved predator species that freak out when geometric shapes are shoved into their faces?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He compared them to one, didn't say that's what they were. You can't "evolve" when you come into being by drinking blood. C'mon dude. Also it was just a reference to the novel Blindsight.

          They have a zombie priest weaponize holy water in the first show, I thought it was pretty much admitting religion was a shame in this universe.

          He was purified through death and was working in penance as explained with how Forgemasters work and the act of making water holy is explicitly good, not sure how you see this as bad or a sham.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have a zombie priest weaponize holy water in the first show, I thought it was pretty much admitting religion was a shame in this universe.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was never proven, to me they were just talking shit to the priest, same goes to holy water since it could just be magic. This is the first time the show straight up says vampires fear jesus and we see it being proven

        IDK would Annette know that's not how it actually works? She's not from a line of vampire hunters like Trevor was. She didn't even know who Dracula was.

        She says she studied them. Dunno how she got the info though, maybe copies of books from the Belmont library were spread around the world or she met other vampire hunters

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Night Creature in the church and Sypha both make it clear they know that God exists. They show you hell, I have to assume you're just trolling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IDK would Annette know that's not how it actually works? She's not from a line of vampire hunters like Trevor was. She didn't even know who Dracula was.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Annette specifically mentions having studied more about vampires in her confrontation with the plantation owner. She made an aside about discover their weaknesses to crosses.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her research could still be wrong. That's a real thing that happens.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm assuming he wasn't the first vampire she tested crosses on since she came to Europe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no, a historically terrible organization that spread nothing but death and misery is not portrayed as the bastion of holy goodness?
      What next we going to be mad about Nazi's being bad guys in most WW2 movies?

      Watching episode 4....goddamn the writers really hate the catholic church. That was already clear in the previous series, sure, but the first episode gave me hope that they would add some degree of ambiguity at the very least, but nope

      The theme of the show:
      >Christianity is great and objectively good, but Christians suck
      I'm Catholic myself, but there's some truth to that. I'll just be a better Catholic.

      The people offended by that should reexamine themselves and see if they're personally using Christian symbols like a unbanned swatiska to hate on minorities or if they're acting Christ-like by being charitable, pleasant, forgiving, and benevolent.

      The writers of the show are warning people not to blindly trust Christians as there have been plenty of meanspirited ones. They wouldn't do that if Christians were good to them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mostly agree with you and with general criticisms of the Church but even I think the show's a bit wishy-washy on conveying its stance. I don't need even need to a see wholesome "good" Christian character be in the right, it's just most members of the church we see are corrupt buttholes or so stupid they might as well be corrupt. I think Tera maybe counts? OTOH anons here seem to think even being a little critical of Christianity means shitting on it. Sypha was faithful too IIRC she was just like "yeah but God doesn't like Speakers lol".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already had plenty of that in season 1, and the fact that they tried to emulate anime style just makes the "church bad" discourse come out as even more of a cliche.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These left-wing, anti-white, anti-Christian writers have totally honest intentions. Just trust them and eat the slop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The writers of the show are warning people not to blindly trust israelites as there have been plenty of meanspirited ones. They wouldn't do that if israelites were good to them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not one single depiction of Christianity in this show has ever been positive. NOT ONE SINGLE FRICKING ONE.

        You're a blind fricking moron if you think there is absolutely any nuance to the writers when they shove their utter clear hatred for Christianity in your fricking face. Imagine being so fricking braindead that you think Warren Ellis had good intentions whenever he tips his fricking fedora.

        "Catholic myself" my fricking ass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trevor asks a good priest to make holy water in S1.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You ignoring the actual reasons why the show is dogshit is exactly why even Twitter is making fun of it at this point
    Cope and seethe

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those thighs

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know the first series had multiple seasons but I was hoping they’d wrap things up this go around
    Hate waiting, fricking drip feed homosexualry, can’t stand it
    That being said, good team up, but I know it will be ass, just like this season

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will spend one more season on Bathory shit then they'll probably lead into Symphony and later (if you're lucky) Aria of Sorrow

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No panties

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mad/sad she died and we're stuck with Bathory

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what happened to the Morning Star Whip?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alucard probably knows where it is if it's not back at the castle.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did Dracula and Lisa ever bother to tell their son they're alive somewhere?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find out when season 2 release in three years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      He looks so much better. I loved how they went with the washed out palette to make his eyes pop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting ass-raped will do that to a guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, this is such a better design its not even funny. Why did it take so fricking long for him to put on a fricking shirt

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I for am delighted Alucard is returning to his twink roots. Couldn't stand his long face in the previous series.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stand his long face in the previous series.
      He has a rough life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stand his long face in the previous series.
      He has a rough life.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >edouard

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Repent

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      papa legba

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird that you don't need to have faith in it for it to work.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, pretty sure thats how old movies used it as well

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In lore, God sees your plea for the power of Christ and decides if it should work or not in that instant. For the faithful it would work every time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who did it better?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a contest
        AAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEN

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she was hotter, that hairstyle is atrocious.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not the biggest fan of the hair either, especially in real life, but I think she is cute enough

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She could of been so much worse that's for sure, same with the vampires

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's super cute at times. Looking forward to more fan art of her.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And bad ending Annette as "lesser vampire" is basically close enough.

            >bad ending Annette as "lesser vampire"
            Hmm, feels like there should be some fertile ground here for fan art ideas

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damm, Erzebet is cucking everyone. Maria, Anette, who is next?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really want to see her rape twink Alucard.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ugly potato nose
          yew

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ugly potato nose
            I mean, she is black? Thats usually the type of nose they have, but to me they did it pretty well, they gave her black features without making her look ugly, wich is what stuff like video games do npwadays when trying to make "realistic blacks"

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think she's one of the recent actually pulled off 2D cute without giving her any unnecessary real features.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking hate her, not because she is black, but because she is a fricking Poochie character.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, a good artist drawing a shitpost. I am Jack's disappointed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                looks nice

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally, want her to wear different earrings when they change apparel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trevor:Vampire hate crosses because right angles mess with their brains
      >Drolta: Christian symbolism doesn't really affects me, just the sunlight TEE HEE

      >Anette: I KNOW YOUR BIG SECRET, CROSSES FRICK VAMPIRES UP. EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT CHRISTIAN IN ANY WAY, IT JUST WORKS

      The way this show wants to have its cake and eat it too is so fricking obnoxious. Sometimes vampire tactics is just science based and not actually religious in any way but when the africa witch is killing the slaver white vampire, crosses are inherently holy regardless of the source.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also Hell is real, and so are Egyptian and African Gods, but Christianity is not.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        : I KNOW YOUR BIG SECRET, CROSSES FRICK VAMPIRES UP
        No, she said specifically in regards to that guy as in he had belief in it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that incredibly convenient. And still against the established ruleset. Crosses don't do criminal profiling, they either are religious symbols that affect vampires or they're not. Pick a fricking lane and don't justify shit netflix writing.

          Granted, the past seasons had the *exact* same problem so they're, if anything , consistent.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was literally no indication that the crosses had any real power outside what she physically did to them to trap him. The whole point was using the symbol because he believed in it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They burned him whenever he touched them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, but there is no indication if that was supernatural or merely from her rapid manipulation of the material.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but this is starting to sound like cope

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no real proof either way, its just confirmation bias to whichever you believe.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no real proof
                >even though the vampire burned from the cross the same way Vampires always traditionally have ever since Vampire media has been a thing
                ok

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, confirmation bias as said. It could just be from the metal being heated get bent into that shape from the magic too.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon that's not confirmation bias, that's you reaching. The cross being made out of whatever is irrelevant
                even classic horror movies have had characters put 2 sticks together to form a cross and it burns them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't burn him though until he actually touches it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that doesn't matter, classic vampire stories do that too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redditvania's depiction of Christianity in the first season was a huge red flag but I was willing to give it a chance, but it only got worse from there. I can't believe this show still has an audience.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT CHRISTIAN
        Doesnt mean she cant channel his power, even in the previous series a shitty priest was still able to make holy water

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was Alucard an incel?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like he grew up too fast just in time to see his life fall apart and his dad go crazy and then the only two friends he's ever made leave him alone after they all kill his dad. In the games IDK, all I know is he ends up fricking Maria.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the games he'd become an emotional wreck after being forced to put his psycho dad down (not long after he had to bury his mother, too) so he seals himself away and only wakes up in time for Symphony. After that, it's not really written what he did for the next ~300 years but he took part in the Battle of 1999 and by the time of the Sorrow games he's working as a glowie for the Japanese government.

        Nice headcanon

        m8 what did you think all that Dark Lord swank in DoS was about.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what did you think all that Dark Lord swank in DoS was about
          Not the "Apocalypse" or whatever the frick you were talking about
          The way you're embellishing things is pretty cringe, Castlevania never took itself too seriously

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure he's talking about how they copped Nostradamus' doomsday prophecies

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dark Lord swank in DoS was about

          I liked it how Celia's scheme is ostensibly to create a new Dracula to balance out God but then the manual just outright says that he's only doing it because she fears her own magic will disappear without Dracula in the world. What a b***h.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alucard echoes the whole ying-yang thing in Aria's ending. As the other anon points out, Castlevania story under Igarashi got pretty bloated and stupid the more shit he tried to cram in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what that word means

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cant find the scene of Annette smiling at the sun in google images
    >Even though its one of her major scenes
    The hell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Keep on searching for pic of the scene in question
      >Find a bunch of thumbnails calling saying that he character change is woke
      >Even though(as far as I've watched) she is less "woke" than the blond chick
      Thats kind of funny

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Annette and Maria both believe in the same things at the end of the day, but Annette has actually fought in a revolution and suffered the full weight of the circumstances that led to it. Maria in comparison has had an easy enough, sheltered life whose experience amounts to giving speeches and sassing the abbot.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Annette and Maria both believe in the same things
          Kinda but not really. Havent finished the show yet but even Annette's mentor talks about how the french revolution wont seek freedom for them, its just 1 european system replacing another, while Annette opposed a natural order that was ultimately just a made up thing and not truly natural, wich fits better with the plot and is presented in a better way with both the sun scene and her mentor's talk about ancestors, hell those scenes even fit as a counterpoint to Richet's grandad loser talk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute moment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her smile? Pure.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t I’m good conscience watch this show, not after they snubbed Grant in the last one.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      butt

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are teeth in there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      paused on this frame.
      She's like "aww sheet man muh nee."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      blighttown.webm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost half the frames there.
      Why don't they have inbetweeners for this animator to help his animation.
      Because they are extremely talented but their work needs more frames to be smoother, otherwise it is like I am blinking every millisecond.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the second part of the fight has way more frames for some reason

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Different animator most likely

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it my laptop lagging? because this is really choppy and powerpoint-ish

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just how most anime and anime-like shows look. Fluid 2D's expensive.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah, I dont watch much anime

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no they have inbetweeners to help with choppiness issue which seems like they didn't use for this guy who seriously needs one.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember the reactions back in season 2 when Alucard tried to get with Syfa and she chose Trevor instead and turned Alucard into a cuck?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when Alucard tried to get with Syfa
      This never happened. If anything Trevor was jealous of Alucard but he couldn't give a damn.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were talking about languages and their knowledge but Syfa still preffered the drunk chad bully Trevor over the basedboy beta cuck twink alucard lmao.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting rejected equals a cuck then? Then every guy ever is a cuck.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I admit this shot in the trailer is what got me to watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You should trust the racist, antisemetic, and antiglobalists instead

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's a thing in the game, but why is it only she can summon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blood of a mage and a holy man run through her veins giving her access to a holy realm.

      She's not the only one in Castlevania to do it but she is famous for it, Alucard gets some familiars and a Rod that lets him summon stuff in SotN.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blood of a mage and a holy man run through her veins giving her access to a holy realm.

      She's not the only one in Castlevania to do it but she is famous for it, Alucard gets some familiars and a Rod that lets him summon stuff in SotN.

      The animals are her familiars, familiars are a thing in the games but there was never a "magic realm" aspect to it - that part was invented by the show.
      Maria has familiars based on the Four Holy Beasts from Chinese mythology, and let's just say that one of those beasts hasn't appeared in the show yet. You can look it up and see which one that is.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chinese mythology, and let's just say that one of those beasts hasn't appeared in the show yet. You can look it up and see which one that is.
        arn't there 2 dragons?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there was never a "magic realm" aspect to it - that part was invented by the show
        WRONG

        They're sacred and holy beasts, I hate you gays not knowing the games and talking shit every thread.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also Maria actually has 5

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if they'll give her the Qilin to ride as a mount next season and then have her big attack be the dragon.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything, shouldn't the French Revolutionaries who executed children and nuns in the street have been the vampires?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youd think some of the people involved in the Vendee rebellions were vampires they impaled infants on spears, flooded entire town squares with blood from guillotines and cooked human lard in pots

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This retroactively makes me wish I never played any of the games.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't help but feel if this design wasn't black and it wasn't a western production. Then half the people praising this design would be moaning about bad porn ocs being forced into the show.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a worse Kojima-esque Succubus design with Diablo horns and Steven Universe hair.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And bad ending Annette as "lesser vampire" is basically close enough.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tera in season 2

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is nudity allowed if it's tasteful official art? Guess we'll see.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              my wife

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And bad ending Annette as "lesser vampire" is basically close enough.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not huge on every game design, but I think the ones that do stray modern at least have some level of gothic detail. CV is all over the place like that, sometimes a design is just very monster movie. That's at least speaking a horror language though. Drolta is just working off nothing, its just a very modern look. They could've leaned on 80s exploitation films for some sort of sexy but horror. Just has nothing going for it other than getting twitter posts going
        >oooohhh yass slay the c**tness

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another vidya adaptation series ruined by massive fedoratipping or forced progressivism
    >Bunch of atheists and leftards who never played a single CV game in their lives now dickride this show like they’ve always been old fans
    Anyone bothering with DMC adaptation at this point is getting what they fricking deserve.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shankar had a falling out with Ellis and the rest of the CV staff after S4 and presumably that same staff will have nothing to do with DMC.
      Take that how you will.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he fell out with Ellis and then actually sued a couple of the producers because he claims they went behind his back and screwed him on the Nocturne deal. No idea if it was thrown out or what, I don't think it was ever mentioned again but he has nothing to do with Nocturne and by his own admission had very little to do with seasons 3 and 4 of the original series - though given he's a money man and glorified hype merchant, who knows how much he had to do with any of it beyond getting the original deal with Netflix.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I usually attributed any of the stuff that was from the games making it into the show as his doing, tbh. He seemed to be one of the few actual fans on the staff, especially compared to Ellis.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I usually attributed any of the stuff that was from the games making it into the show as his doing, tbh. He seemed to be one of the few actual fans on the staff, especially compared to Ellis.

          Well I suppose we can say he dodged a bullet if even twitter is turning on Nocturne
          as long as Dante is still cool in the DMC show the way he is in the games, then it'll be infinitely better than Netflixvania

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twitter's not really turning on Nocturne, I check the tag every now and then and most responses are overall positive. A lot of the hype was around Drolta, Olrox and Alucard though.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno anon, the fact the official pages had to delete posts because enough people are shitting on it tells me there are enough raising a stink about it
              I'm also the kind of person that thinks half the likes/shares on a post for NEW THING are fake and made by shills so make of that what you will

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some Netflix lackey wrote the tweet and it's not a reflection of the show or the crew's intentions, even Sam Deats tweeted about how stupid it was. Anyone who watched the show and had basic comprehension skills can understand Annette was lashing out in her own anger and grief over Edouard when she called Richter useless. That's why after both of them go through their little character development moments and see each other again they're instantly fine.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Richter useless
                He is though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Richter has a moment of doubt because of childhood trauma
                >gets his anime character development powerup and starts easily mercing vampires with magic
                he literally did more than Annette this season.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree with that, but the point is that tweet wasn't written in good faith. It simultaneously shits on Richter's grief and turns a moment where Annette is working through her own anger into a "yaaaaaas #girlboss" moment. Not to mention it was stupid because Richter CAN do magic and he ends up getting it back.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, made the context out worse than it wasn't. Should be ashamed of ever posting that and fired that marketer for misrepresenting their show.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even Sam Deats tweeted about how stupid it was.
                while simultaneously praising all the other things people have been shitting on, plus he and his stupid brother always get butthurt and talk shit if anyone has anything negative to say so it's not like they're above that sort of behavior
                Of course the showrunners are going to damage control when it's necessary, I really doubt they would have said anything if the reaction wasn't overwhelmingly negative
                the damage has already been done, I've been seeing more and more people shit on the show saying they're not going to watch it, it's dropping in relevancy on Netflix's "trending shows" (though I'm sure they'll still say it got a bazillion views or whatever) and fans of the show are resorting to the "you're just racist/homophobic" angle to deflect any criticism, same thing that happened with other flops like Ghostbusters 2016 or TLJ
                If Sam and all those other idiots wanted this show to be good, they should've grown a spine and not let the writers and whoever else just do whatever they want

                is it my laptop lagging? because this is really choppy and powerpoint-ish

                the animation is very choppy, half the fights are like that
                it's insane they took longer to make this show than any of the previous seasons but it's somehow worse

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's insane they took longer to make this show than any of the previous seasons but it's somehow worse
                And people shit on 3D animation when this is what you'll get nowadays with traditional 2D.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twitter's not really turning on Nocturne, I check the tag every now and then and most responses are overall positive. A lot of the hype was around Drolta, Olrox and Alucard though.

            I thought Shankar's name was in the credits though? Unless that's just simply the result of the suing and he did absolutely nothing in it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they here anyways? They ran away from all the evil racist homophobe chuds on reddit and came here because they fell for the Cinemaphilemblr meme?

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people here pretend to be christians and also look at porn?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why Netflix and people pretend Santeria is quirky/cool now?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are you a virgin?
    >but a virgin, shouldn't I have a virgin?

    lmao I lost my shit. It's suppose to be a gut wrenching moment but Erzsebet over in the corner questioning everyone's virginity while they talk over her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually virgin women became stronger vampires when converted, so she had a point asking that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a reference to Bathory wanting virgin blood IRL

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually virgin women became stronger vampires when converted, so she had a point asking that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks like Lino-O.
      >Sounds like it was recorded on a Sega genesis with two cans & sting.
      >Not sexy at all just what the kids call "The Ick".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sexual thing for bathory. She wants to be their first.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And converting Terra, she'll probably gain a taste for MILFs.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She remembers Tera has that girl who escaped.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The girl who escaped and ripened.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets hope Tera stays around

      if the 2nd season doesn't have at least one scene with these 2 i'll be writing a strongly worded letter to the Netflix office

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupidly enough i thought this might be a hint that the sekhmet thing is fake or not what bathory thinks it is, like it's weird for someone who is supposed to be a god to question her own shtick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>but a virgin, shouldn't I have a virgin?
      Maria confirmed she's going to lose her virginity to Alucard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But his pelvis hasn't recovered from Greta.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          300 years and he still hasn't recovered? Good god what did that woman do to him and where can I get the same

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd like some too

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a great ride, but now I'm stuck waiting for season 2.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to have a discussion without the thread devolving into shit flinging about race and gays
    >Thread devolves shit flinging about the catholic church and Christianity instead
    Did OP use a monkeys paw?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      devolves shit flinging about the catholic church and Christianity instead
      that happens in all these threads of this show

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is so hard to accept about a hypocritical priest being the bad guy?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of it was handled cartoonishly badly, and also inconsistently.

          Good example: We establish very early on that God is real. Priests can bless water, holy water kills vampires. Plus the speech that Fangsy gives the corrupt Bishop before ripping his face off, where he basically calls him a corrupt b***h whom his own God would despise. I actually liked that, I thought season 1 handled it great. Some corrupt church officials did bad things, they all died, in the same episode a lay priest blesses some water and helps save the town.

          So, basically it's a series in which God is real, Christianity is based and can defeat the forces of darkness, but the religion itself is not immune to corruption. Okay, by all accounts this is the least offensive portrayal of religion in anything not explicitly pro-religion I've seen in years.

          But then we move forward, and shit stops adding up. That same evil bishop butthole gets brought back as a zombonie, and they have him walk into a river and bless it to frick up some other vampires. Wait. How does that even make sense? If, as werewolf-vampire fellow said, that bishop was despised by God, why is he allowed to bless stuff? What? Where IS the Church during all of this shit anyway? You know this is set in the 15th fricking century? You know what ELSE was going on in the 15th century? Like five different Crusades in Eastern Europe. The Hussites were being Crusaded, the Poles got Crusaded (long story) but somehow despite having hundreds of thousands of explicitly religious knights running around killing other Christians, they just... Ignore a massive vampire army bringing Total Livestock Death over in the Carpathians?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Upon acknowledging Christ as your savior you are able to bless things. It's not conditional, the dude saw Christ as his savior but also did bad things. Plus he was in a state of penance as a zombie, so he was pure. He can no longer take actions of his own unless told to. All his actions in this moment are pure just like the act of blessing water.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks Augustine I forgot my obscure Catholic ritual lore. Has anyone tried blessing the ocean yet to frick with Godbrand or does it only work on freshwater?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, they know not to swim in the ocean since they're vampires ...the holy blessing just made it more potent. Running water is still a weakness of theirs. It's why they stopped chasing in Nocturne when they got to the river.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And then you have the shit where they have that, right, but then they straight up rip off Blindsight for the moronic shit about Vampires seizing up when they see right-angles, hence crosses deterring them.

            Man it'd be really embarrassing if we were to look around, say, Dracula's fricking HOUSE and see it's full of right fricking angles. If I hadn't cancelled Netflix years ago I'd go and screencap 50 examples of this flagrantly violating their own lore right now, but suffice to say they obviously added that in because they felt they had somehow been too charitable to Christianity to let the Cross turn away the undead because it represents Christ, nohoho no, it has to be LE SCIENCE. Worked in Blindsight, does not work here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He forgot to include that too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What he did NOT do is post enough HOT VAMPRIE ASS. If you're going to do this, you can't let up. You need to full on item crash with that shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well the show is set up for it. Honestly believe outrage bait is a feature at this point, just look at that one tweet from the main account that blew up with hate. The shit flinging works to deflect criticism, but also bury it in people shitting themselves over a black woman being on screen. Maybe the staff's intention wasn't just bait but no ones got anything interesting to say about the story. Despite it apparently needing so many changes cause its impossible to make a monster killing romp enjoyable.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any Ayami Kojima artwork of Olrox?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think so, but in her artbook there's some fanart she's done for old horror movies and I think there was a Nosferatu one. I can post a picture if you'd like.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but in her artbook
        ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, excuse the quality.

          >but in her artbook
          ?

          Santa Lilio Sangre.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A very cool James Whale Frankenstein piece, too.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, excuse the quality.

              [...]
              Santa Lilio Sangre.

              That's really cool. Thanks anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A very cool James Whale Frankenstein piece, too.

            Neat, thanks

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A very cool James Whale Frankenstein piece, too.

            She's so cool. Why weren't she or Yamane involved with Netflixvania even in a minor capacity, anyway? Heaven knows it could do with it.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show has sucked wiener since Godbrand died.

    The Serbian vampire was actually gigabased and I really liked him. Literally named him Ratko lol, yeah very subtle guys, what was his full name, Ratko Radovan Milosovic Karadzic the 88th but his friends call him "Ustashe the Chetnik" for short?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume Peter Stormaire actually costs money unlike the rest of these people.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writing was dogshit
    Animation was nice
    Skip it and blacklist the shit writers from any future material you consume. That is all.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they'll find a way to bring Dracula back into the plot in the next season? It seems unlikely considering how Dracula ended up being at peace at the end of the first arc, but it's still Castlevania so Dracula just being entirely out of the plot would be weird.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      St. Germaine will accidentally bring back Dracula from another dimension and we'll end up with this universe's Dracula having to fight the new one. Screencap this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be funny if the villains have this big scheme to revive Dracula, and the first thing he does is beat the crap out of them for ruining his peaceful after life.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt Bathory would want to bring Dracula back, seeing as how she considers herself to be a literal Goddess. She wouldn't be able to tolerate anyone with more power/authority than herself. If anyone is to try and bring Dracula back, I imagine it would be a rival faction who wants to use him as a trump card against Bathory. Maybe even Orlox himself since he's obviously not a fan of what's going on.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orlox's character as a vampire is more similar to lestat from interview of the vampire. he's not interested in the pathethic affairs of a opulent elite and has more in league with the new morals of the new world.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally a seaman deamon

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will our guy make an appearance on the show at some point?

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >add streltsy vampire
    >instead of basing him on historical streltsy, they base him on a Warhammer meme unit

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was really unexpected I almost died of laughter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unexpected
      After the vampire pretty much mounted him?

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my pious Catholic heroes? Netflix CV is shit.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a christcucks seething thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll never stop being funny how many christgay larpers there are on Cinemaphile these days. I'm sure if you spend enough time sperging out about bad representation on a mongolian throat singing board, Jesus will forgive you for jerking off to all those little girls lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any selfrespecting christian wouldn't be caught dead using Cinemaphile of all sites.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a hard time imagining most, if any, are real. Though perhaps I'm out of touch and there's this weirdo contingent of like, reverse dipshit teenager communists out there. Who like to wave about "Christianity" in some kind of insipid moral crusade without knowing a goddamn thing about it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maria was 14 when she gave birth to J-dog, God is a hebechad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you morons always surprised that people with censored views are on on a forum with relatively little censorship? This is the only place people can type "gays burn in Hell" without getting banned

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll never stop being funny how many christgay larpers there are on Cinemaphile these days. I'm sure if you spend enough time sperging out about bad representation on a mongolian throat singing board, Jesus will forgive you for jerking off to all those little girls lol

      not even a christian but you homosexuals crawled here from reddit go back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh reddit boogieman

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They turned sweet Maria into a potty mouth.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SALT THE FRICKING EARTH

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Every OC has a dumb design
    I don't get it they didn't realize that most of the CV monsters came from D&D and horror movies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm impressed with powerhouse refusal to use the original designs, they went out of their way to make new monsters rather than use the hundreds of unique designs from the games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do we seriously not even have a minotaur chase scene?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think is this ? Anime, an entire episode where Richter fights a giant undead bull in a burning city is childish, this medium must grow beyond the childish stereotypes, no, you are going to hear a homosexual haitian sing opera for two episodes, and you are going to like it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >LaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaacrimoooOOOOOOOooosaaaaaAAAAAaaa

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was playing Castlevania yesterday, and, I think there is something wrong with my game, I'm not exactly sure what it is.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the "opera singing scenes" necessary? my ears cringed everytime i heard that character sing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Broadway kids love that shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMO the only really bad singing scene is in episode 2, which just sounds really wrong for some reason. The later singing scenes aren't nearly as bad and it works as a plot device.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >episode 2
        I thought that one was really loud... amongus short clips with loud sounds volumes of loud

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drolta looked like an extra from Cyberpunk just walked onto set.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drolta seems kinky as hell.
      In an alternative version she's tormenting ritcher in her sex dungeon or something.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr durrrr what's with the larping christcucks????
    I'm not a Christcuck, nor will I pretend to be one for even a second. I'm the furthest thing from religious and I'll be the first to tell you that.
    However I do believe in this thing called integrity, and Christianity is a key component of Castlevania's mythology whether you like it or not.
    The franchise was created by some non-Christian Japanese dudes, and if they could respect Christianity in their depiction, then the Shitflix writers should have done it too. End of story.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Religion aside vampire lore is deeply connected with Christianity, vampires are scared of crosses, get burn by holly water, can even get near that little cookies they give in church.

      Trying to make a story with vampires in a pre modern world but also trying to divorce it from christian iconography is like making a super hero story divorced from modern western culture. it just feels off and awkward.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trying to make a story with vampires in a pre modern world but also trying to divorce it from christian iconography
        That's been a growing trend for decades, sadly. Even the classic Blade movies have him explicitly say that crosses and holy water don't do shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >crosses and holy water don't do shit.
          I kinda liked Trevor's explanation of crosses messing up with vampires' vision because it's a symmetrical object or something...

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except he was being moronic, when they trapped that slave master the crosses didn't scramble his mind it was burning his skin

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they stole that from the Blindsight novels they have no creativity

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd like to hear Warren Ellis explain why in the video games one of the most powerful secondary weapon is literally the Bible.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Blade movies
          >classic
          I hate zoomers so fricking much.

          >crosses and holy water don't do shit.
          I kinda liked Trevor's explanation of crosses messing up with vampires' vision because it's a symmetrical object or something...

          >vampires are afraid of geometry
          That was just Ellis' moronic fedoragay cope to explain away the fact that crosses work on vampires.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, the first two Blade movies are over twenty years old by now. I was a kid when those movies came out

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you watch the actual classic Hammer/Universal movies that the games were based on you'd understand that vampires represent metaphysical evil and taking away the weakness to holy images is just stupid.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's exactly what I'm saying. Shit's moronic and always been moronic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even need to resort to vampire lore, Castlevania games don't even focus on vampires other than Dracula himself.
        The fact is that crosses, holy water and bibles burn ALL monsters in the games. The games unambiguously mythologize Christianity as a force for good. The deeper connotations of Christianity and its role throughout history was never the point of the games, and goes far beyond their scope.
        This is something an emotionally intelligent person would understand and accept, regardless of whether they agree with Christianity or not. The problem is that fedora-tippers like Warren Ellis are the furthest thing from emotionally intelligent.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would the shared universe thing even work ? Is Dracula going to get his power from Mundus now ? Is Dante going to be involved in the 1999 castle war ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Shankar being autistic

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if they're gonna do Maria/Alucard is there going to be a time skip at one point? I figured they bumped her up to 16 to make it a little less weird when it does happen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there will be a 5 year skip at some point I don't know if nocturne is supposed to just be rondo or if it will also do SoTN or if they'll do that over a separate 3-4 seasons.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whole ass episode about muh slavery
    does it get better

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do redditors defend eating slop to own the chuds? They've done this since "Last Jedi".

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    amoma

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show wants to have it both ways. After five seasons of "I fricking love science" fedora-tipping they have WE WUZ African ooga booga spirits being totally real.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it can, portraying christianity as real fundamentally goes against the faith aspect of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dracula, then Mathias Cronqvist, declared war on God
        >He gets reincarnated as Soma Cruz as a sort of second chance at life
        >There's been literal divine intervention in the series before
        The Christian God is real in Castlevania it's just that unlike other deities he's passive to a fault.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone's BIG MAD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >caring enough to reply

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Richter totally used uppercut on that second b***h didn't he lmao

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    arent vampires unable to cross running water?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even Alucard is weak to water

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Marquis's wife was pretty hot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the same one?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I'm pretty sure it is. Things were moving quickly but she's explicitly shown leaving the party.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black """writer"""
    >Egyptian Gods
    Oh Nonononononononononononononononononono~

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cushite/nilotic/afro-semite/eastafricanBros.... our response?

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to start watching Nocturne, but I skipped massive parts of season 1, 2 and never watched the other seasons. Do I need to know anything that was specific to the anime? I know my game-specific Castlevania lore.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient Egyptians were Hungarian.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG!!! KEMET WAS BOSNIAN!!!

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the Belmonts able to use magic?

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope the next season takes its time fleshing out the the relationship of the group. I doubt the show will get 4 seasons like the previous one so they better speed it up to achieve a finale that feels just as good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as best boy Mizrak sticks around, I'm fine with that. Edo and Jacques need to get out of dodge and join too, I don't see the point in them staying around when multiple people on Bathory's side has said he needs to shut the frick up.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seen better

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AWWW SHIIIIET WHITEBOI FRICKED UP MY WEEEEEEEAVE

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show sucks absolute ass and sums up nearly everything wrong with modern dark fantasy, but you guys are out of your mind if you don't think the grumpy 30-something year old anime and videogame nerds who hate it wouldn't have been all over it had it been exactly the same but come out in 2007, been done by Gonzo or whoever and had "Produced by Koji Igarashi" in the credits.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a fan of Castlevania, if you replace Dracula with an OC lady and the music with generic crap then I don't care. The only scene that was tolerable was when they fought Dracula and a remix from the games was playing.

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GibiASMR is gonna atleast 2 tattoos because of this show.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People claim to be fans and say they hate the show
    >Meanwhile the people that post their huge collection of every Castlevania games (including unreleased ones) say they love the shows

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real fans love the shows, no shit. Only Cinemaphile and /misc/ gays shit on it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real fans love the shows, no shit. Only Cinemaphile and /misc/ gays shit on it

      So you mean the only people who like this show are those with no standards and will buy anything with the Castlevania logo on it?

      I'm a Castlevania fan but I don't like everything named Casltevania. I'm not braindead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very few people actually care about Castlevania aside from a few hardcore fans that love the the series' so far. All these "fans" with negative comments are mostly just casuals stopping by to be racists and the like

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People claim to be fans and say they hate the show
        >Meanwhile the people that post their huge collection of every Castlevania games (including unreleased ones) say they love the shows

        Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

        Real fans love the shows, no shit. Only Cinemaphile and /misc/ gays shit on it

        You can throw this bullshit around as much as you like. At least on the Japanese end, the new series is a non entity at comicet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show usurps Aria of Sorrow as the worst Castlemania ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real fans love it and fake fans just use it to spin their racist agenda

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consoomers like dogshit
      ya don't say

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duh, nothing but pretenders shitting on Nocturne

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop fricking astroturfing troony, fans of castlevania on the twatters are telling people NOT to watch this shit, not even as hate watch, nice try but you will never be a real woman.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
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        Can you please stop netflix shill?

        This is why i tell people that Cinemaphile got overtaken by the trooners in the last few years, since they knwo normies STILL think that Cinemaphile is still a bastion of free speech, when in reality, it stop being so since GG.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real fans love the shows, no shit. Only Cinemaphile and /misc/ gays shit on it

      Very few people actually care about Castlevania aside from a few hardcore fans that love the the series' so far. All these "fans" with negative comments are mostly just casuals stopping by to be racists and the like

      Real fans love it and fake fans just use it to spin their racist agenda

      Duh, nothing but pretenders shitting on Nocturne

      Can you please stop netflix shill?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real fans love it
      >but it's totally unrelated to the stuff they like beside name of characters and brand.
      There is people who love 90s Mario bros film and 90s street fighter movie. There is always dumb people.

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's immune from criticism because being viewed as a racist is WORST thing ever.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they do Turok they're just gonna make him a black dude because liberals don't give a frick about Native Americans.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eat the slop or you're a racist
    I didn't expect the shills to pull the race card that quickly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is making you watch the show.
      I dropped this show because of the bisexual scene with Alucard.
      Never in a million years would Alucard have buttsex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is, the stupid official account made Annette the center of a false statement.

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finished the series. Only somewhat decent catholic fricks men butts. Only person to use the power of Jesus is a witch. The absolute state of christians in media

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Richter throws a grand cross near the end, I just wish they showed him praying at some point or something.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christianity has no meaning in Castlevania Christianity is just a system of power like in a shonen, think of Christian faith as chakra or ki energy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...and praying is the equivalent of those ninja hand signs or goku screaming and sharting himeslf. It shows up in the games and is notable for it's absense. Especially if they're going to actually do shit with the church.

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the Japanese know Castlevania. Every cutscene is better than this Western garbage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Revolver Ocelot took up a side gig of being a circus announcer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ever notice that half of Death's moveset from LoI is just copied from Metal Gear RAY? Even the arena is similar.

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this show actually trying to paint the French Revolution in a positive light?

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really loved Nocturne, I find it strange anyone actually disliked it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty animation
      >shitty voice acting
      >shitty dialog
      >shitty pacing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I find it strange anyone actually disliked it
      why the frick would that feel strange to you?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first few episodes pretty lame and all the preachy exposition was pushing me to the point of dropping it entirely. Things picked up as soon as Richter encountered Olrox though and now I’m invested in seeing it through to the end.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for the next season, want to see how Maria and Alucard interact. hope he goes wolf modo at least once and she rides around on him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see her interact with the gay knight, she full on hates the church now and he is kind of part of it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was just spitting venom because she was upset and hurt.

        Also some sidestories like how Dracula made Drolta babysit Alucard would be cool.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but she should still be lived about it in the next season. She got very little character stuff this season compared to Richet and Annette so I think that would be a good way to cover that and also make the gay dude an actual character( and maybe explain to me why the hell a gay dude is so faithful to the church)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like the writers wanted to pat themselves on the back for having a gay man be so faithful to the church. For some reason I feel like I'm okay with this since he had a heel-face turn at the end.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also some sidestories like how Dracula made Drolta babysit Alucard would be cool.
          I keep forgetting we literally have tumblr refugees here

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone worships something, be it a God, an idealogy, some force of nature. To deny this is foolish. The Abrahamic God is the realization there's one greater whole. Maria in the series per example is as much as a zealot as her father is.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll now watch your gay show.

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole show is a Reddit moment.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You fricking enjoy this shit, Boco?
    >Sniff it all up, I haven't washed my feet since the days of Cleopatra

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