>casually punches out a dragon

>casually punches out a dragon
>several scenes later we see that not only did the dragon get punched, it got fricking killed, and Ruber is eating it for dinner

Why the frick didn't Arthur just give this guy extra stuff? He's an absolute machine. This is the kind of guy that can single-handedly win you wars in the magical Middle Ages setting of Quest For Camelot. Arthur should have been perfectly fine granting him special privileges. You make execptions for people who can do what Ruber can do. It's just good leadership.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was also soloing the entire round table to get Excalibur.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blu Ray release when?
    If shit like cats Don’t Dance and Space Jam can get one then this sure as frick can.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His crew where ready to throw down with the dragons.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you suppose dragon tastes like?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better that Chicker according to the Axe Rooster.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        With this potion I bought from some witches
        A drop on this chicken
        Oh, watch as it switches into a weapon
        That I can use at will
        Now this chicken can kill
        His name is BLADEBEAK
        Get it right or you're weak

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did he actually throw the sword away in order to get the dragon to come within striking range instead of frying him from a distance? Ruber unironically deserved to rule.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf?
          I actually never thought it that way.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that is actually really smart and here I thought he had down syndrome or something

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i had totally forgotten this scene. that dragon looks great

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruber unironically deserved to be in a better movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God knows Gary Oldman is acting his ass off voicing him. He's maybe the only VA who's actually trying.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he went apeshit and immediately attacked after a bit of conversation

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills half of France in response to this
    wtf Ruber

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Arthur was a just and noble king and not a warlord who only cared for power. Watch Excalibur.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We were supposed to get a Bakshi-esque aniated fantasy epic for older audiences.
    >Sadly WB came and had it butchered into a half-assed, schizophrenic Disney rip-off
    Even worse you can see glimpses of what it could've been scattered throughout.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool

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