Dogs = friendly, eager to please, associated with family's
Cats = introverted, expect you to serve them, associated with lonely cat lady's
I'm not saying cats can't be good, I had a cat growing up and he was great. Just these are the stereotypes. People have always seen cats as the bigger buttholes.
>dog people are mentally ill
No, all of you homosexuals who care enough about how your favorite species of animal slaves are depicted in this children movie are mentally ill.
I don't have a dog, or any pet for that matter, because I'm not low test. The fact that you care so strongly about the "superiority" of your fur baby over another shows how pathetic you are. No different than a Marvel fan freaking out over his favorite superhero.
It has nothing to do with PETA gays you low IQ moron. What he uses is a common philosophy technique called reductio ad absurdum.
Read a philosophy book once in your life (you wont).
>dog people are mentally ill
Dog worship is one of the most prevalent things in the west right now, and it's actually scary once you realize it IS worship.
>People treat dogs better than other humans >Dog owner's homes smell like rancid musk but they don't seem to mind >Canine enthusiasts have this weird "parent and child" mindset with their dogs, when they're NOT their child, it's an animal >Any hate on dogs is met with immediate backlash and the classic "all dogs are good boiz!!" rhetoric
Let's not even get started on Pitbulls
I got a cat and people called me it's dad and i immediately corrected them. I'm the owner, i don't treat my cat like it's my child and an actual child has way more value
This. It's just how normalshitters see things
Extroverted= fun to have around, always trusthworthy, 0 chance of being a silver tongue manipulator
Introverted or shy= a demon in disguise, arrogant, fricking autist that should've been aborted
It's weird cats are demonized when IRL you're obviously 10000x more likely to fight a dog than a cat since dogs act like nogs
then weird browns on Cinemaphile come up with abstract ways to prove their whiteness like having sex with dogs and saying you're not white if you don't
This wasn't actually fake, but it was published accidentally and they were made to print a retraction. Penis enlargement tech is reserved only for the chosen elite.
Sure but they still smell and are a waste of time. A family pet is ok as long as you don't treat it as "one of the kids." I'm actually nicer to dogs than 99% of people. I don't frick around with them and do things they obviously dislike because it's "cute" like put a hat on it, pick up its legs to dance with it, etc. Most dog owners are think animals are toys. Not many people even like dogs except for their own pleasure. Dog culture is a stain on society.
beagles, dashunds, pomeranians and shibas are the best dogs, they're all well behaved, better than most people
labradors, huskies, german shepherds and wolves are also nice when socialised properly
sausage dogs are funneh lookin
I dislike certain dog owners more than the dogs
like this moron
usually the bigger and louder the dog, the dumber the owner
My dislike of dogs as pets has nothing to do with anything about dogs themselves and everything to do with the fact that 99% of dogs have shitty owners.
>I'm actually nicer to dogs than 99% of people
other people's dogs really seem to like me, I dunno if it's cause I eat good food and smell better to them, or they can sense i'm unvaccinated, or that I'm a kinder person
it's like they seem to not like their owners much and want me to adopt them
every cat feels like family to me though, I will always say hello to a cat, they also seem surprised that I can always spot them, even at night
cats are like gingers and asian women
most are just kinda meh, but a really good one is amazing
dogs are a slightly chubby broad with huge breasts, sure there's flaws but you really can't complain that much about any of them
>barking, shitting, and pissing
pretty much every chubby drunk broad with fat knockers, who much like a dog lovingly crawls up in bed next to your seeking forgiveness often times with a lot of tongue involved...
A great cat is the better pet though, one that doesn't need too much attention but is loving enough with a good personality is great
Indoor cats are all miserable and I don't care what you fricking psychos say, your cat wants to wander around and kill things
People have lost their fricking minds with cats being outside
I know two people who have had their cats kidnapped by psychos who think any cat outside is minutes from death, even though it looks clean, well fed, and has no fear of humans...
>letting cats roam is better though
better for the cats but worse for the native animals that they go around killing for fun, no real animal lover should own cats.
I rescued my cat from outside. I'll open a door for him sometimes and he just sits at the threshold. He remembers the streets and know they're not for him.
Cats spray piss everywhere, shit into a plastic box filled with sand which you KEEP in your house (mentally ill behavior for a human to store another animals shit). They shed dander just the same as dogs and destroy thousands of dollars worth of furniture by burrowing into it.
All animal lovers are weirdos but cat lovers take the cake and are the least sane. Every house or apartment I went into with a moving job smelled like SHIT whenever it was a cat owner. Also most cat owners vote blue and love Black folk and homosexuals.
>They shed dander just the same as dogs
cat fur can be collected and turned into hats
>destroy thousands of dollars worth of furniture by burrowing into it.
mine doesn't
>Also most cat owners vote blue and love Black folk and homosexuals.
my cat hates all 3
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Yours is one of the few, I could also say dog owners are particularly weird when they think their pet is a damn human. They’ll sit and talk to their dog in weird voices like it’s a child. Most pet owners are cringe and weird.
>They need to be eradicated.
only if they're out in the bush
if they're in the city, it's fine, there's nothing they can make extinct in cities, what's endangered in cities?
councils just need to make bird shelters in parks and set up cat cages around city/town perimeters so they capture any cats roaming out into the bush where they can cause damage to local wildlife, then those cats can be returned to their owners in the town/city
its why i had to pretend to feel bad for the cat my pitbull mauled. at the end of the day they are all animals and will kill each other, homosexuals need to stop applying our morals onto them.
i have never understood why aussies aren't encouraged to keep aussie animals as pets if they're so worried about their dwindling numbers
go breed tons of bluetongue skinks and promote it over goldfish or something
nah the difference is your garbage dog is not of nature
it was forged through inbreeding, importing the most Black personish traits into it, often times the mothers can't even have natural births
if your shitty dog needed to survive on it's own it may luck out blindly chasing a few things, but within a week it would starve after people locked all the toddlers away and the animals just knew to climb a tree or take flight as your dumb mongrel ran headlonging into every flight like the dumb Black person dog it is
>Ausfailia has an issue cats >Ausfailia has an issue foxes >Ausfailia has an issue with mice >Ausfailia has an issue with toads >they can't even handle their own emus
You know for all the stuff said about Australia's nativa fauna, they are some delicate b***hes when it comes down to it. Most are lucky their continent split off from the others so they didn't get btfo'd the tougher creatures.
we also didnt get the cool dinosaurs even waay back
no tyrannosaurs or raptors for us
for a country as big as ours, there must be tons of undiscovered fossils, probably all being pulverised by mining equipment
we also didnt get the cool dinosaurs even waay back
no tyrannosaurs or raptors for us
for a country as big as ours, there must be tons of undiscovered fossils, probably all being pulverised by mining equipment
we can't even domesticate kangaroos. its so over for us
>Lost a war against emus
It’s been over for you Aussiebros
Finally nice to see some dog hate in this thread. Dogs are an objectively shit creature but we're supposed to be in love with them or else you're racist or something.
>we're supposed to be in love with them or else you're racist or something
What?
[...]
Found the redditor.
If that makes me a redditor then I'm proud of it. A dog is the one true friend you have in this world. Can't wrap my mind around people hating the one true unconditional love there is in life. I can get hating kids, hating girls, hating a lot of things but if you hate a dog you deserve to die. No joke.
>if you don’t like dog you’re objectively a bad person
you drank big dog food kool aid and you don’t even know it. dogs arent capable of love they only care about food
Yeah how dare they not hunt their food by themselves. A bag of dog food costs 2$ and he will be eternally grateful at you for buying it. You can't say that about any other thing in this planet
It's because cats and dogs naturally play into the classic film archetype of "athletic, salt-of-the-earth protagonist that's relatable to the audience vs intellectual, effeminate and snobby evil villain (with British accent)". Much easier to code dogs as the former and cats as the latter.
Certified dog hater here. Hate their looks, hate their sounds, hate their smell >don't worry, he's really sweet >i'm sure he is, but i don't want it near me >b***h gets offended
Hate dog lovers too. It's a mental illness
I only ever have to out up with my sister's cat and he is annoying but alright, the constant newling and begging for food when I get home, the human sized turds he shits, the nerve to get on the table. It all annoys me a lot but he kinda grew on me, I can imagine a dog doing the same to me, I wouldn't get either one of those annoying creatures on my own however.
I am a fish guy, I jail the little fricks for their inhumane behaviour
>MY ANIMAL IS BETTER THAN YOUR ANIMAL YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL I WISH YOU WOULD JUST DIE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SAME ANIMALS I DO
it's all so tiresome with you homosexuals
Certified dog hater here. Hate their looks, hate their sounds, hate their smell >don't worry, he's really sweet >i'm sure he is, but i don't want it near me >b***h gets offended
Hate dog lovers too. It's a mental illness
Dogs are loyal and protect you in the material realm.
Cats protect and amplify your spiritual nature. Cats meditate all day long. When I used to lay down to meditate and my 20 year old cat would lay on my chest and purr which would make it easier for me to get into that state. They can sense energy coming from the chakra points. I know it sounds gay but the Egyptians were fond of cats for a reason.
The sin in this world has already overflown and I am ready to be judged for my doings when the time comes, god knew what he was doing when he created me.
>For some reason
It's because cats are emotionless, stupid, vicious animals. Humanity didn't even purposefully domesticate them and it's not hard to see why. What benefits do they offer? Toxoplasmosis and cat ladies? Fantastic
this was the movie that made me aware of what an hyper-autistic moron I was when younger. I remember being so hyped about this movie and talking constantly about it but I was the only one interested in it, except for my mother. I couldn't even talk my dad and older sister into going to see it, so I went along with my mum to watch it.
The movie was fricking cringe and shit and had nothing redeeming about it. At the end of the movie it was like the curtain was lifted and I could suddenly perceive with great clarity about how I appeared to others
Sure you, may ask, whats the harm in being excited for something, but I was thirteen years old at the time. All my peers were starting to be interested in girls and here I was bouncing up and down for a movie meant for 8 year olds, no wonder I never had a chance lmao
Dogs were bred to have many different jobs while cats only have 1 job: killing smaller animals.
You will not find a shepard cat.
You will not find a rescue cat.
You will not find an assist cat.
You will not find a police cat.
You will not find a hunting cat.
You will not find a guardian cat.
You will not find a fishing cat.
I could go on but the fact is cats are worthless outside of killing small animals.
That's because cats are stupid. There's this bizarre perception of cats being intelligent simply because they're aloof. Incidentally, this is the same kind of projection that socially ostracized midwit autists do on to people more popular or outgoing than them.
Dogs = friendly, eager to please, associated with family's
Cats = introverted, expect you to serve them, associated with lonely cat lady's
I'm not saying cats can't be good, I had a cat growing up and he was great. Just these are the stereotypes. People have always seen cats as the bigger buttholes.
dog people are mentally ill and always think cats are out to get them
dog people are tyrants, they just want blind obedience, they're also shallow thinkers
>dog people are mentally ill
No, all of you homosexuals who care enough about how your favorite species of animal slaves are depicted in this children movie are mentally ill.
go eat your dog food
I don't have a dog, or any pet for that matter, because I'm not low test. The fact that you care so strongly about the "superiority" of your fur baby over another shows how pathetic you are. No different than a Marvel fan freaking out over his favorite superhero.
>because I'm not low test
yeah you are madam
>favorite species of animal slaves
t.PETA gay
Bro what the frick is wrong with peta gays lmao
It has nothing to do with PETA gays you low IQ moron. What he uses is a common philosophy technique called reductio ad absurdum.
Read a philosophy book once in your life (you wont).
Go pick up the dog shit before it eats it
N
>dog people are mentally ill
Dog worship is one of the most prevalent things in the west right now, and it's actually scary once you realize it IS worship.
>People treat dogs better than other humans
>Dog owner's homes smell like rancid musk but they don't seem to mind
>Canine enthusiasts have this weird "parent and child" mindset with their dogs, when they're NOT their child, it's an animal
>Any hate on dogs is met with immediate backlash and the classic "all dogs are good boiz!!" rhetoric
Let's not even get started on Pitbulls
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shoo, cat.
You forgot one I particularly hate:
>We don’t deserve dogs!
>dog owner's homes smell like rancid musk but they don't seem to mind
KEK that's true
I hate the "furbaby" parent bullshit. So cringey
I got a cat and people called me it's dad and i immediately corrected them. I'm the owner, i don't treat my cat like it's my child and an actual child has way more value
dogs are also cops and kill people
*sp
This. It's just how normalshitters see things
Extroverted= fun to have around, always trusthworthy, 0 chance of being a silver tongue manipulator
Introverted or shy= a demon in disguise, arrogant, fricking autist that should've been aborted
They’re are good guy cats in Aristocats, 101 Dalmatians, The Rescuers, and Oliver and Company.
exactly but one animal that is always the good guy in cartoon is the mouse, why? That is a disease bringing disgusting pest
Jerry was a piece of shit, Mortimer Mouse, the Mouse King, Mickey Mouse in South Park
Otherwise mice are almost always good for some reason
If you want to have an evil rodent in your story, you use a rat, which is just a bigger, nastier mouse. No real reason to have evil mice.
It's weird cats are demonized when IRL you're obviously 10000x more likely to fight a dog than a cat since dogs act like nogs
then weird browns on Cinemaphile come up with abstract ways to prove their whiteness like having sex with dogs and saying you're not white if you don't
9 out of 10 'cat vs dog' threads are started by dog people to shit on cats and to circlejerk to themselves that dogs are superior, when they aren't
I hate dog people, just the way they think gets on my nerves
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245
>huffpost
That really says something about YOUR intelligence (or lack thereof).
https://www.science.org/content/article/cat-people-are-smarter-dog-people
https://www.iflscience.com/cat-people-are-more-intelligent-but-dog-lovers-have-their-positives-too-67592
https://nypost.com/2023/10/04/sorry-dog-lovers-cat-fans-are-smarter-than-you-experts/
https://time.com/2798972/studies-show-cat-people-are-smarter-than-dog-people/
https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/studies-show-cat-people-are-smarter-than-dog-people.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/cat-people-more-intelligent-than-dog-people-study-claims-9479741.html
owari da, inu kun
>trust the science that I just gleamed from google goyim
This wasn't actually fake, but it was published accidentally and they were made to print a retraction. Penis enlargement tech is reserved only for the chosen elite.
Dogs genuinely suck. Dangerous, selfish, dumb, ugly creatures with narcissistic owners.
some dogs are ok
Sure but they still smell and are a waste of time. A family pet is ok as long as you don't treat it as "one of the kids." I'm actually nicer to dogs than 99% of people. I don't frick around with them and do things they obviously dislike because it's "cute" like put a hat on it, pick up its legs to dance with it, etc. Most dog owners are think animals are toys. Not many people even like dogs except for their own pleasure. Dog culture is a stain on society.
beagles, dashunds, pomeranians and shibas are the best dogs, they're all well behaved, better than most people
labradors, huskies, german shepherds and wolves are also nice when socialised properly
sausage dogs are funneh lookin
I dislike certain dog owners more than the dogs
like this moron
usually the bigger and louder the dog, the dumber the owner
My dislike of dogs as pets has nothing to do with anything about dogs themselves and everything to do with the fact that 99% of dogs have shitty owners.
>I'm actually nicer to dogs than 99% of people
other people's dogs really seem to like me, I dunno if it's cause I eat good food and smell better to them, or they can sense i'm unvaccinated, or that I'm a kinder person
it's like they seem to not like their owners much and want me to adopt them
every cat feels like family to me though, I will always say hello to a cat, they also seem surprised that I can always spot them, even at night
I've fought at least ten cats to the death and zero dogs.
You’re a real pussy destroyer.
cats are like gingers and asian women
most are just kinda meh, but a really good one is amazing
dogs are a slightly chubby broad with huge breasts, sure there's flaws but you really can't complain that much about any of them
>but you really can't complain that much about any of them
except them barking, shitting and pissing on everything
worst pet ever
Owning a pet in the first place is cucked.
cats are much quieter, cleaner and tidier than dogs, and they dont need to be walked each day
they are the ideal pet and ideal animal
This. What if you want to just exist for a minute? Dogs give you no freedom.
>barking, shitting, and pissing
pretty much every chubby drunk broad with fat knockers, who much like a dog lovingly crawls up in bed next to your seeking forgiveness often times with a lot of tongue involved...
A great cat is the better pet though, one that doesn't need too much attention but is loving enough with a good personality is great
Indoor cats are all miserable and I don't care what you fricking psychos say, your cat wants to wander around and kill things
>Indoor cats are all miserable
100% indoor cats are
however, if they've never ever been outside, then they dont know what they are missing
letting cats roam is better though
>who much like a dog lovingly crawls up in bed next to your seeking forgiveness often times with a lot of tongue involved...
you just know...
People have lost their fricking minds with cats being outside
I know two people who have had their cats kidnapped by psychos who think any cat outside is minutes from death, even though it looks clean, well fed, and has no fear of humans...
ignoring the crazy people outside, the cat is still happier to go out
how do I become a cat?
Everybody wants to be a cat.
>letting cats roam is better though
better for the cats but worse for the native animals that they go around killing for fun, no real animal lover should own cats.
That's just their excuse because they're too lazy to walk their cat.
I rescued my cat from outside. I'll open a door for him sometimes and he just sits at the threshold. He remembers the streets and know they're not for him.
>meows, shitting and pissing everywhere
cats are quiet
cats bury their waste and are much cleaner
they dont sniff butts, they dont drink out of the toilet, they dont slobber over everything
dogs are like the drunks of the pet kingdom
Cats spray piss everywhere, shit into a plastic box filled with sand which you KEEP in your house (mentally ill behavior for a human to store another animals shit). They shed dander just the same as dogs and destroy thousands of dollars worth of furniture by burrowing into it.
All animal lovers are weirdos but cat lovers take the cake and are the least sane. Every house or apartment I went into with a moving job smelled like SHIT whenever it was a cat owner. Also most cat owners vote blue and love Black folk and homosexuals.
my cat goes to the toilet outside
>They shed dander just the same as dogs
cat fur can be collected and turned into hats
>destroy thousands of dollars worth of furniture by burrowing into it.
mine doesn't
>Also most cat owners vote blue and love Black folk and homosexuals.
my cat hates all 3
Yours is one of the few, I could also say dog owners are particularly weird when they think their pet is a damn human. They’ll sit and talk to their dog in weird voices like it’s a child. Most pet owners are cringe and weird.
Wait its not Cats Vs. Dogs? Its fricking Cats AND Dogs?
They team up to fight the israelites
Cats are just misunderstood.
I miss my cat bros
She was perfect
Cats were so much cooler in this, I remember rewinding the tape just to see them destroying dogs
cats rule and dogs drool
The Russian Blue was the best character in the movie
Most Hollywood writers and producers have a weird hateboner for cats, I suspect they view dogs as the ideal goyslave while cats are too independent.
The movie is for cat haters.
Cats are responsible for killing millions of our Australian wildlife each year and are responsible for driving a lot of our fauna to extinction.
I report every single cat I see wandering out past car curfew. They need to be eradicated.
>They need to be eradicated.
only if they're out in the bush
if they're in the city, it's fine, there's nothing they can make extinct in cities, what's endangered in cities?
councils just need to make bird shelters in parks and set up cat cages around city/town perimeters so they capture any cats roaming out into the bush where they can cause damage to local wildlife, then those cats can be returned to their owners in the town/city
then we'll just have all the crops being eaten by mice, good job moran
seems like a skill issue for those shitter prey
why don't they simply evolve and git gud at surviving the presence of the true apex predator
straight facts
its why i had to pretend to feel bad for the cat my pitbull mauled. at the end of the day they are all animals and will kill each other, homosexuals need to stop applying our morals onto them.
I hope your shitbull attacks me so I can put my knife into his eye.
i have never understood why aussies aren't encouraged to keep aussie animals as pets if they're so worried about their dwindling numbers
go breed tons of bluetongue skinks and promote it over goldfish or something
nah the difference is your garbage dog is not of nature
it was forged through inbreeding, importing the most Black personish traits into it, often times the mothers can't even have natural births
if your shitty dog needed to survive on it's own it may luck out blindly chasing a few things, but within a week it would starve after people locked all the toddlers away and the animals just knew to climb a tree or take flight as your dumb mongrel ran headlonging into every flight like the dumb Black person dog it is
sounds like a cat skill issue tbh. my dog was bred to be top of the food chain. if cats cant keep up with evolution they deserve to be mauled
tiger is top of the food chain
cat wins
survival of the fittest
>Ausfailia has an issue cats
>Ausfailia has an issue foxes
>Ausfailia has an issue with mice
>Ausfailia has an issue with toads
>they can't even handle their own emus
You know for all the stuff said about Australia's nativa fauna, they are some delicate b***hes when it comes down to it. Most are lucky their continent split off from the others so they didn't get btfo'd the tougher creatures.
we also didnt get the cool dinosaurs even waay back
no tyrannosaurs or raptors for us
for a country as big as ours, there must be tons of undiscovered fossils, probably all being pulverised by mining equipment
we can't even domesticate kangaroos. its so over for us
lmao
baby emu is better
>Lost a war against emus
It’s been over for you Aussiebros
>for some reason
The cats flattened Buenos Aires.
Finally nice to see some dog hate in this thread. Dogs are an objectively shit creature but we're supposed to be in love with them or else you're racist or something.
>we're supposed to be in love with them or else you're racist or something
What?
Found the redditor.
Dogs are pure love
If you hate dogs you're objectively a bad person
If you love the dog so much why don't you marry it?
Mental illness: the post
If that makes me a redditor then I'm proud of it. A dog is the one true friend you have in this world. Can't wrap my mind around people hating the one true unconditional love there is in life. I can get hating kids, hating girls, hating a lot of things but if you hate a dog you deserve to die. No joke.
>if you don’t like dog you’re objectively a bad person
you drank big dog food kool aid and you don’t even know it. dogs arent capable of love they only care about food
Yeah how dare they not hunt their food by themselves. A bag of dog food costs 2$ and he will be eternally grateful at you for buying it. You can't say that about any other thing in this planet
How much dies the humor of this movie hold up anyway? I remember being very surprised even as a kid at how funny it was.
catgays are legitimately mentally ill
It's because cats and dogs naturally play into the classic film archetype of "athletic, salt-of-the-earth protagonist that's relatable to the audience vs intellectual, effeminate and snobby evil villain (with British accent)". Much easier to code dogs as the former and cats as the latter.
Certified dog hater here. Hate their looks, hate their sounds, hate their smell
>don't worry, he's really sweet
>i'm sure he is, but i don't want it near me
>b***h gets offended
Hate dog lovers too. It's a mental illness
how do I become a cat?
cat is precious
I only ever have to out up with my sister's cat and he is annoying but alright, the constant newling and begging for food when I get home, the human sized turds he shits, the nerve to get on the table. It all annoys me a lot but he kinda grew on me, I can imagine a dog doing the same to me, I wouldn't get either one of those annoying creatures on my own however.
I am a fish guy, I jail the little fricks for their inhumane behaviour
>I am a fish guy, I jail the little fricks for their inhumane behaviour
i like you, anon.
Because CATS ARE EVIL.
>MY ANIMAL IS BETTER THAN YOUR ANIMAL YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL I WISH YOU WOULD JUST DIE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SAME ANIMALS I DO
it's all so tiresome with you homosexuals
You're right. Why not enjoy both. These people can't not hate things.
cat people dont mind dogs
it's always dog people who make a big deal about how they dont like cats and how special their heckin doggos are
this thread literally proves you wrong
we dislike dog people, not dogs
see
1/50 posts
cat and dog people both hate you
I dislike both but i dislike dogs more. I would gladly torture a dog to death and i like the videos of chinks burning dogs alive
I like both 🙂
All but fighting breed dogs. Dog bred to fight and kill other dogs is not a pet.
>pibble mommy
yjk
I love dogs because dogs love me. Simple as.
For humans, both are ideal.
Dogs are loyal and protect you in the material realm.
Cats protect and amplify your spiritual nature. Cats meditate all day long. When I used to lay down to meditate and my 20 year old cat would lay on my chest and purr which would make it easier for me to get into that state. They can sense energy coming from the chakra points. I know it sounds gay but the Egyptians were fond of cats for a reason.
Cats are in that sense pretty similar to spiders, I use them to get my vibrations right for black magic.
>I use them to get my vibrations right for black magic.
Seek help and find Christ
The sin in this world has already overflown and I am ready to be judged for my doings when the time comes, god knew what he was doing when he created me.
My grandfather had a saying. 'To a dog you're family, to a cat you're staff.'
Truth. Cat owners are beta slaves.
Why do brown people hate dogs anyways?
Pisslam orders them or something?
depends on the brown person
plenty of whites hate dogs too
Cat's literally carry a mind control virus designed to make you their slave.
This is lovecraftian shit right there.
toxoplasma makes you a chad, it also invented human society
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17435678
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/14747049221112657
>tfw you realize Cats & Dogs was a giant allegory about the Iran-Iraq War
Dogs always wanna stir shit up.
Cats just wanna take it easy.
truth
aha. they take it easy until they get hungry, then they are absolute ball breakers
>Take it easy
Sloth
>For some reason
It's because cats are emotionless, stupid, vicious animals. Humanity didn't even purposefully domesticate them and it's not hard to see why. What benefits do they offer? Toxoplasmosis and cat ladies? Fantastic
You are a sad man with no friends to speak of
Funny, cat people are usually the people with few social connections. Project harder, cat lady
this was the movie that made me aware of what an hyper-autistic moron I was when younger. I remember being so hyped about this movie and talking constantly about it but I was the only one interested in it, except for my mother. I couldn't even talk my dad and older sister into going to see it, so I went along with my mum to watch it.
The movie was fricking cringe and shit and had nothing redeeming about it. At the end of the movie it was like the curtain was lifted and I could suddenly perceive with great clarity about how I appeared to others
Sure you, may ask, whats the harm in being excited for something, but I was thirteen years old at the time. All my peers were starting to be interested in girls and here I was bouncing up and down for a movie meant for 8 year olds, no wonder I never had a chance lmao
Damn
Dogs were bred to have many different jobs while cats only have 1 job: killing smaller animals.
You will not find a shepard cat.
You will not find a rescue cat.
You will not find an assist cat.
You will not find a police cat.
You will not find a hunting cat.
You will not find a guardian cat.
You will not find a fishing cat.
I could go on but the fact is cats are worthless outside of killing small animals.
That's because cats are stupid. There's this bizarre perception of cats being intelligent simply because they're aloof. Incidentally, this is the same kind of projection that socially ostracized midwit autists do on to people more popular or outgoing than them.
>You will not find a fishing cat.
you have no clue what you're talking about
Cats glow in the dark. You can see them at night and you should run them over at night. That's what I do.
you should be run over
I ran over a cat in 2017. Shouldn't have been outside.