>*Cause I'm in too deep!*
>"YO BRAD! WAZZZZZZUP?!"
>*I'm tryin' to keep*
>"Where's Stacey?"
>*Up above in my head*
>Random fat guy at the pool: "Look! Stacey is about to dive!
>*Record scratch*
>*Slow-mo hot teen taking a dive into the pool*
>*Everyone thinks she might have drowned*
>*She appears and everyone cheers*
>*instead of goin' under*
Yep, for me it's an early 2000's teen movie.
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brave of you to have that hairstyle with that hairline, bro
are zoomers really this terrified of a tiny widow's peak? even women have that
zoomers are terrified of pretty much everything. Women, sex, alcohol, social interaction, failure, success, getting old, being young. They are the most neurotic generation ever shat into existence.
Chicks dig a widow's peak. It makes you look dangerous.
Bulma?
it’s called the vegeta
zoomers are mentally ill
bruh you were raised on smartphone apps
Jesus christ zoomers were wrecked by social media.
>all those snowflake replies
Keep up the job job lil zoomie
i wish i could have a quarter every time somebody misused the term snowflake
So you would have zero quarters?
Stop being such a snowflake, snowflake.
cry more
Based zoomer making haircels seethe.
how is that a zoomer post and how does it “make haircels seethe”
>he doesn't know
i just literally and explicitly told you i don’t by asking
>doubling down on not knowing
the hairlines fine, if the peak wasn't there it would just look like a normal line
That hairline is horrible for a young man. You probably have something similar which is why you're simping
You realize that people just naturally have a widows peak right? Had that same hairline the entirety of grade school and its been the same since
Yes I realize people have horrible hairlines. That's what I said moron. Having hair down the middle of forehead doesn't change that the sides of your hairline are completely creeping back. inb4 troon rage
>Having hair down the middle of forehead doesnt change that the sides of your hairline are completely creeping back.
Ya it does cuz they wouldve changed by now
Can you tell without the rest of the head? definitely not selling the idea of a teenager though, more like postgrad college lol. And no, god blessed me with thick hair.
If the peak wasn't there he'd have a five head. I bet I know why you're defending a five head.
have a nice day b***h. You talk like a woman.
OP BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
For me, it's the pool party from Not Another Teen Movie.
>"that's gonna stain!"
I DON'T WANNA WASTE
MY
TIME
BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY
I'm 35 and now a casualty of society
The funny thing is, that song implied that people being successful and conformist would be casualties of society. Shit like that song lead us astray.
Nah it's more about doing what you love instead of working for someone else, but for that to work you have to actually do it, and do it long enough to get good enough to make a living
too much World of Warcraft eh?
You know it mate.
So is he
>everyone drinking the cheapest alcohol they can buy out of red solo cups
>two main characters walking and talking
>glad that high school almost over and they're about to graduate
>asking if he's going to ask stacey to the prom
>as they talk we get several scenes of the party happening around them
>girls being hit on by football jocks wearing their letterman jackets or just carrying a football so you know they play
>guy wearing a towel around his neck and goggles heroically jumps off the roof into the pool
>others cheer and holler for him having stuck the landing
>nerd getting stuffed into a garbage can by several other dudes for apparently talking to one of the girls
>stereotypical fat guy named Odis over by the food stuffing his face
>without missing a beat they both say hi to him because it's cool to be fat
>he roars spraying food out of his mouth
>two random hot girls are seen gossiping about some of the other guys
>flying chunks of food hit them in the head as they scream and run off in disgust
>stereotypical black guy comes over and says his two lines for the movie then runs off
>stereotypical pervert runs over "I don't want to alarm you two dudes but Sandy Jenkins over there is wearing a very tight new bikini and it looks FUEGO!"
>in a monotone voice they both say "thanks Fillmore" as he runs off
>you gotta ask stacey out to homecoming before the quarterback Chad Elderson asks her!
>they talk about meeting up at a pizza place tomorrow after school to talk about a game plan for asking her out
>without even knowing it we've been introduced to our main characters whom we've already fallen in love with
tl;dr
Ain't nobody got time for that.
>Get ready for a hilarious ride as a bunch of high school buddies team up to give their pal a shot at love with the head cheerleader, all while trying to outwit the star quarterback. Packed with outrageous pranks, quirky schemes, and a whole lot of heart, this comedy is a blast from the past that captures the essence of 2000s teenage camaraderie, mishaps, and unexpected romance.
Kino
Any more teenage slice of life/coming of age kino? Can be from any era.
American Pie 1-3, the spinoffs are a mixed bag
Van Wilder (just the first one, the others were trash)
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Cant Hardly Wait
I've heard Easy A was good
Saved
Wet Hot American Summer, technically camp not school but still good
Super Bad
10 Things I Hate About You, more sentimental value really I remember watching it in school after we read The Taming of the Shrew
Dazed and Confused
Not Another Teen Movie if you want meta
just my picks
other slice of life that aren't entirely school related:
Road/Eurotrip
Girl Next Door
Dude, Where's My Car?
and a personal favorite: Varsity Blues
Thank you kindly anon, just grabbed wet hot American summer to start.
I had time for it
Nice
>High school pool party
>Everyone looks 25
What gives?
>stereotypical pervert runs over "I don't want to alarm you two dudes but Sandy Jenkins over there is wearing a very tight new bikini and it looks FUEGO!"
Made me giggle out loud, because it reminds me of that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the nerds all get put into genpop and Malcolm hangs out with some old buddies who only talk about girls being "fuego" or not.
Although whatshisname with the goths was the funniest of them all.
>stereotypical pervert runs over "I don't want to alarm you two dudes but Sandy Jenkins over there is wearing a very tight new bikini and it looks FUEGO!"
>in a monotone voice they both say "thanks Fillmore" as he runs off
lol
>he roars spraying food out of his mouth
literally me
kino bravo nolan
I hate everything that reminds me of high school and adolescence in general, because I sucked at it. I suck at life nowadays too, but at least now I have money to hide from people and can work from home, going weeks without seeing a single human in person
Still ... The early 2000s elude me, making me miss something I never even had....
>tfw you wasted the best years of your life and they will never come back
I blame this website for a large portion of it
Blame yourself you frogposting homosexual
You were never gonna not waste them amigo
I didn't waste them and i've had sex with 26 different women but life is still suffering to me. If a moment is already in the past, it doesn't bring much joy, almost more pain because you know that great moment doesn't happen again.
Same but Cinemaphile was never the cause of it just a crutch. My life would have sucked regardless so I'm glad I found this shithole in 2005, it's still somehow the best place online bar very niche forums. Everything else is garbage or outright dangerous.
You can easily waste your youth doing the shit ITT too though. Partying is fun but it's a short lived happiness that doesn't stay with you. I would have rather just found a nice gf, stayed away from drugs and alcohol and got good grades.
This. The partying develops into alcoholism pretty quickly, which is a bit older way to waste youth than internet addiction.
You would have regretted it later in life and wondered what you missed. Possibly have come to resent your wife for it.
Well I did neither of those two things. So far my entire life has been a complete waste of time.
A lot of those wild college times are now coming back as felony charges for people at those parties since metoo
The last vestiges of soul left society around 2012. The last kino time was the 2000s.
i donned this hairstyle when hanging out with my cool older cousins who also had it, good times
Man, I miss being able to have fricked up hairstyles as a kid because it didn't have any political implications at that time. I used to have green hair and my friend's creepy uncle asked me if I was "a fricking alien or something," and I thought it sounded cool and went with it. One time when I rang my friend's doorbell the drunk uncle opened the door in his underwear, looked at me and then screamed "Chris! Your fat friend from outer space is here!"
I'M THE JOKER BABY
we can still live like this
nobody is stopping us
Being fat and having green hair is called being non-binary these days
>when based boomer uncles could be funny without somebody screeching about microaggressions or some shit
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
WE’LL BE SINGING
WHEN WE’RE WINNING
>side plot involves tricking the faculty/rival frat into eating a massive amount of dog cum
CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP
The hold blonde girl who does funny dance right after "The Doctor said my mom shoulda had an abortion-bortion-bortion-bortion......."
And then flops ass first into the back seat of the convertible with her feet in the air.
I was smitten by her.
The HOT blonde *******
there's no fricking convertible in that video there's a pool
You’re conflating two different songs/videos.
IM JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE
holy shit the stench of cope itt
Take a shower
I'm 40 and still style my hair like this but with less gel
same but I'm a heroin addict
Fricking spic
I genuinely thought my life in the US was gonna be like this and i would end up marrying some skinnny blonde. I didn't get married and now most women are fat anyway.
It was like this in every white country.
how do we save women from being so damn fat?
*cause I'm posting sneed!*
Take me back bros
how do we go back pls
here
>mfw watching this waiting for something good or interesting or worthy of nostalgia
>mfw so bored i have no face
Zoom zoom
Yeah we know you never had friends
we are never ever ever going back bros
*Universal Studios logo appears onscreen*
I will never forget watching Smallville for the first time last year and suddenly getting blindsided by a The Gorillaz song. I was suddenly 16 again.
UNRATED AND OUT OF CONTROL!
INCLUDES 3 DELETED SCENES TOO HOT FOR TELEVISION
>they're actually relatively tame by television standards
how do you watch this without wanting to kys
I wish I were younger and I'm still 27
I’ll be turning 40 next summer and I’ve reached that nostalgia tipping point where it’s just fun to reminisce about that era because I was actually in high school/college when those movies were current. You were just a youngin’ in the early 00s.
That's a terrible hairline
>a five head widow's peak in your 20s
Grim
when the broccoli heads will start to lose their hair, they will kill themselves in droves