Cavil bros??? WHY DO WE KEEP FAILING??

The new Guy Ritchie film won't flop tho r-right?? Ahah.. hah...

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how tubby BDH is, I can't wait for the webms.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy Ritchie
    >good
    Pick one and only one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lock,Stock and Snatch were both decent but in the 24 years since Snatch he has produced a mountain of shit. What a spectacularly miserable filmography.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$6.5M
    >3605 locations
    >= $1803.05 per screen
    Lol

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad it failed and YES I will beat off to BDH later.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Appletards always praise and defend their streaming service full of pretentious and shallow crap but when they need to pay for a movie in theaters they show their true face

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've gone straight to apple TV

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavil is only in it for like 5 minutes.

    Once I learned of that, I didn't bother trying to watch it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's in it for 3 minutes and 45 seconds and that's just the screentime where he's also in flashes.

      This movie should be sued for false advertisement.

      >Make spy thriller notoriously male dominated audience
      >Make it a rom-com notoriously female dominated audience
      >Men dont want to watch it cuz its not a serious thriller, women dont want to watch it cuz they dont care about spies
      >movie has no audience
      >"No way, how could this happen?!"

      You expect people who have those jobs because they are prostitutes in a moral sense to have logic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, unironically. Saw a preview in theaters and was interested, but now that I know Cavill isn't in it, I'll maybe watch it on a streaming service when I'm bored and too lazy to pirate something

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make spy thriller notoriously male dominated audience
    >Make it a rom-com notoriously female dominated audience
    >Men dont want to watch it cuz its not a serious thriller, women dont want to watch it cuz they dont care about spies
    >movie has no audience
    >"No way, how could this happen?!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Ana De Armas movie was the same and it was awful.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a handsome guy but he's a charisma blackhole and just not a very good actor. I have no idea why people want him to play Bond. He just doesn't have what it takes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True but he's the best possible choice in this day and age but then again they've probably already cast the guy who played Kick Ass for Bond

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's the best possible choice in this day and age
        LOL

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are moronic on trillions of levels.

          Ideally, I would cast someone else but things are that bad that Cavill is the best choice around. Not really a condenation of him or anything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are moronic on trillions of levels.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that he is front and center, he is basically a cameo in this.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    another box office flop for that moron cavill

    he will NEVER be bond.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he should go back to playing warhams like the aubreastst he is

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dick Tracy villain looking mother fricker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that hairline the power of aryan ubermenschhood

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason they put Henry on the poster is because they realized it was too much about the female writer and a cat and they think it might attract an action oriented crowd instead of cat moms, he's in the movie for like 2 minutes.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing more based in this life, believe me gentlemen, than seeing people that you loathe fail 🙂

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cavill is a great actor because he plays video games
    You gays are actually insane.

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