Everything about him is so bland. What expression is he even trying to convey here? He just looks dead eyed. A blank slate of an actor. Zero charisma, zero range, zero talent. Stick to painting action figures and playing warcraft Henry, leave the acting to the professional adults
>NOOOO DUA LIPA DONT FORCE ME TO LIFT YOU UP IN THE AIR AND SMELL YOUR VISCOUS VULVA ON CAMERA >AAAAARGH YOU ARE A TURBO bawd PAINTING 40K MINIS IS BETTER THAN STRETCHING YOUR BEEFY LABIA WITH MY GIRTHY UNCUT wiener
>Norwood III >better beard growth >lots of chest hair >wide shoulders >breast development >narrow hips >female-type pubic pattern >big huevos >short legs
What am I?
It's a contract movie where they throw all stars in one movie to fulfill contractual obligations. Everybody gets a bit role and little of the movie makes sense or has any particular quality.
Imagine being Henry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Dua Lipa, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is play warhammer in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Henry and not only sit in that chair while Dua Lipa flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DUA LIPA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Jersey. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Henry. You're not going to lose your role as superman over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
It's the other way around. He never made a friend in Hollywood. He's expensive and kind of prudish, but doesn't have the raw charisma or acting ability to carry him through rough patches. So when things fall apart it comes crashing down fast because nobody wants to stick up with him. None of his co-stars or directors or studio heads like him
He refused the casting couch
He has no israelite friends (most important thing in Hollywood)
Former nerd turned gigachad means he still has his inner nerdom
Objectively he's pretty mid as an actor
>Matthew Vaughn >Hated all his other movies. >It's another "middle aged woman becomes object of obsession for numerous action men" movie. >Samual L. Jackson: "NOW LEMME INTRODUCE YA TO THE REAL SPIES!" >It's a diverse, multicultural assortment of uggos.
i didn't get passed the text >from the twisted mind of...
doesn't look good just based on the shitty music-video aesthetics alone. looks like that some netflix shit.
looks genuinely like a bad film, like I understand it's partly trailer editing but it just seems so frantic and relentless and overly colorful with a million big-name actors past their prime yet it looks so cheaply made with noticeably bad CG. I notice a lot of these being made lately, Bullet Train and The Lost City, these dumb easily digestable shallow little colorful pieces of candy that no viewer will remember a week after seeing it. makes me especially sad when I see big actors doing these just a little more than a decade ago these people were playing serious roles and decades ago they were doing it in good movies and they're reduced to this THIS? sad
that hair tho
??
Kinda Jedi ngl
Post hair right now
Travoltacore hairkino
You know Travolta was wearing hair pieces right?
And?
And what point are you making by comparing 2 actors that wear hair pieces?
Hollywood really thought they could get rid of /ourguy/
Everything about him is so bland. What expression is he even trying to convey here? He just looks dead eyed. A blank slate of an actor. Zero charisma, zero range, zero talent. Stick to painting action figures and playing warcraft Henry, leave the acting to the professional adults
Frick off Lauren. He still isn't going to frick you or save your shitty show
Dear mother and christ
Oh no nono nono
OOF.
Starting to believe the humiliation rituals are real because frick me that hairpiece is enough to kill a career outright
>hairpiece
he is wearing his norwood 2 proudly
chris evans did that hair with a mustache and hes just fine
Grow up zoomer. It's look for a movie.
That’s called hairspray and a hair dryer. Very easy.
What's this?
vanilla ice biopic
LMAO THAT HAIRLINE AHAHAHAHAA
no wonder he got mogged by generic kpop star #672
JUST
Men of Marvel, Supernatural or Lost mog DC "male" cast. Cavil is overrated and I am pretty sure paid Indians call him handsome on Cinemaphile
thanks for your valuable input teenage girl. can you post some more from your 'handsome men folder'???
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADDD
You just know
Imagine being an inch away from worshiping Albanian pusy
>Albanian pusy
wiener*
Call me gay, bbbbuttt I appreciate a woman who isn’t pure estrogen. Something about a woman who rides that line seems to be a more complete woman.
>that mouth
sexoo
homosexual
Post wrists and prove you are pure test. Otherwise get btfo.
I'm not proving anything to a troonyfricker. You're worshiping an ugly AlboBlack person castrato.
Awwww poor guy. You probably have man boobs and gyno.
>handmogs cavil
No I do not know what to make of this
>Hover hand
Holly shit he really is literally me
>Henry, you're ruining the shot, just touch her bum
>not unless she promises it's not rape
>it's not rape, Henry
>... I don't trust you
JUST
What’s with that Vegeta hairline bro
there's noth9ing wrong with a vegeta hairline as long as what's behind the hairline is thick
Thats paul from Tekken hair, Vegeta has crazy widows peaks.
Yeah, but no one that has a Norwood 2 widow's peak is thick behind the line. He's got it filled out with a hairpiece here.
no he's had hair transplants
some people are, it's very rare though
but more common than those who dont even bald past norwood 1
remember its only about 85% of men
That’s not Vegeta though
That’s not the Vegeta hairline you moron
What's with the Vegeta HAIR?
JUST
Make him blonde and it's literally Duke Nukem
Imagine having to act with this turbo bawd. Knowing all she cares about is scandalous sex and money. While you just want to build pcs and paint 40k.
>Imagine having to act with this turbo bawd
Oh no, what a nightmare...
Nah these type of girls are irritating af. Spending any length of time around them would be exhausting.
Yeah but if I were paid millions to do it, I would make an effort tbh
>NOOOO DUA LIPA DONT FORCE ME TO LIFT YOU UP IN THE AIR AND SMELL YOUR VISCOUS VULVA ON CAMERA
>AAAAARGH YOU ARE A TURBO bawd PAINTING 40K MINIS IS BETTER THAN STRETCHING YOUR BEEFY LABIA WITH MY GIRTHY UNCUT wiener
>NoooOoo don't milk my wiener u shqiptar succubus
I don't know, some times being overly loose creeps into cringe territory.
It's called acting.
She isn't an actress. Every role she ever played was just being herself. Aka a turbo bawd.
stop being mean to my qween
that's a man
a man with Klinefelter syndrome
>Norwood III
>better beard growth
>lots of chest hair
>wide shoulders
>breast development
>narrow hips
>female-type pubic pattern
>big huevos
>short legs
What am I?
a middle-aged man with a beer gut
She looks like she'll give you schoolyard bully sons. Hot
she looks like a sexy troony
Is that Oompa Loompa
hey that's my hair
UNDEFEATED
Who else /manbunning/ their 2-Vertex?
>40yr old man has 40yr old hairline
what is wrong with you people?
they're just insecure about their own hairline lmao
oH NOOOoooooOo ahAHAHAHAHA O HNONONONO AHAHHA OH NOOO
>henry has same hairline as mike
wtf
>its true
Holy kek
It's a contract movie where they throw all stars in one movie to fulfill contractual obligations. Everybody gets a bit role and little of the movie makes sense or has any particular quality.
It certainly has that feel.
So what is it?
Even if he's suppose to play a fictional character in the book, nobody would describe that as their ideal hairstyle for a spy or secret agent.
I can't imagine that hairstyle is meant to be anything other than comedic, but that begs thejjj question why hire Cavill for the role.
>why hire Cavill for the role
It's part of his audition for Bond.
reminds me of rico dredd a little bit
homie killed it, made that movie
>Cavill bros, we're black.
Damn right.
Wesker?
Imagine being Henry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Dua Lipa, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is play warhammer in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Henry and not only sit in that chair while Dua Lipa flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DUA LIPA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Jersey. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Henry. You're not going to lose your role as superman over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
al dente
Now the hair looks ridiculous but as the owner of a widow's peak myself i can tell you its not really a turnoff unless you're noticeably thinning
way back
Bros getting ready to play Vegeta in the live action DBZ show.
Can somebody tell this get to get a transplant already ffs
>80 posts arguing about hair
is this board female?
worse
gay
Women don't care anywhere near as much about men's hairlines as the insecure balding homosexual does.
Could I get a quick rundown of what he did to piss off hollywood? Surely it wasn't just bailing on a netflix project?
It's the other way around. He never made a friend in Hollywood. He's expensive and kind of prudish, but doesn't have the raw charisma or acting ability to carry him through rough patches. So when things fall apart it comes crashing down fast because nobody wants to stick up with him. None of his co-stars or directors or studio heads like him
He refused the casting couch
He has no israelite friends (most important thing in Hollywood)
Former nerd turned gigachad means he still has his inner nerdom
Objectively he's pretty mid as an actor
>that piece of shit hairline
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Matthew Vaughn
>Hated all his other movies.
>It's another "middle aged woman becomes object of obsession for numerous action men" movie.
>Samual L. Jackson: "NOW LEMME INTRODUCE YA TO THE REAL SPIES!"
>It's a diverse, multicultural assortment of uggos.
Hard pass for me, not sorry.
It's the best Cavill can get, can't turn it down
Just torrent it and never watch it like everything else the last 6 years
i didn't get passed the text
>from the twisted mind of...
doesn't look good just based on the shitty music-video aesthetics alone. looks like that some netflix shit.
looks genuinely like a bad film, like I understand it's partly trailer editing but it just seems so frantic and relentless and overly colorful with a million big-name actors past their prime yet it looks so cheaply made with noticeably bad CG. I notice a lot of these being made lately, Bullet Train and The Lost City, these dumb easily digestable shallow little colorful pieces of candy that no viewer will remember a week after seeing it. makes me especially sad when I see big actors doing these just a little more than a decade ago these people were playing serious roles and decades ago they were doing it in good movies and they're reduced to this THIS? sad
He looks like that douche in Liar Liar
>what if Mark Millar wrote Remington Steele
Gee I wonder if the real twist is actually the frumpy writer with the dumpy is actually the agent all along.