Celebrity deaths that are going to actually upset you when they happen

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gungey

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting upset by the death of some hack who made a mellowed-down version of Dune
    I believe Reddit would be more your thing, mate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mate
      what are you some moron brit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's how we talk around this parts, pardner. lurk more before making your first post on Cinemaphile, my zoomer friend, or you'll be giving more cringe in the future.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I only saw the first 20 minutes of A New Hope
      They make it off Tattooine, you know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i watched that whole shitshow and could barely stand it. pretentious, mawkish, insultingly childish and shamelessly unoriginal. only "people" with an intelligence bordering with sheer mental moronation could enjoy garbage like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >broooooo Duneeeeeee

      Only the first book was good, the rest is non-sensical shit written by some boomer on drugs and how drugs are so cool, but with the most unrealistic and unrelatable characters in fricking history

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You never read past the first book.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read Messiah, it was "alright", Children had me fricking snoring and you're telling me this old frick wrote three more after that?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels are shit and always will be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels are better than the original trilogy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sick of pretending I don't feel this way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the truth that X'ers can't live with

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, it's not even close. The originals were an unsatisfying appetizer for the star wars universe. The prequels were a three course meal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can enjoy the prequels if I pretend the OT doesn't exist while I'm watching them. They don't feel like they take place in the same universe to me. A prequels fanboy here also gave me advice of binging them as one movie and it was better that way too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels are good and always will be, RedditBlack person. lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but lots of people responsible for good shit also make some bad shit along the way. Of course, if Lucas had actually cared more about directing movies his legacy would probably be more complicated than it is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels are better than the original trilogy.

      The prequels and the original trilogy are both really good and fun to watch, and are better than the OTHER trilogy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, I completely agree with you. I deeply love the original trilogy films AND the prequel trilogy films, but I love the original trilogy films a little bit more than the prequel trilogy films because I grew up with the original trilogy films. In my opinion, Star Wars is only the first 6 films and nothing more. None of Disney's shit is canon, in my eyes.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He already died long ago . . .

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas is a Californian liberal who's so crypto-israeli he's best buds with the giga-israelite Spielberg. His life achievement is a space adventure for little boys. He's a racemixer, avid Black person lover, and democrat to such an extent he actually voted Hillary. If his death will upset you, you are sheep

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eighth post best post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but he made star wars

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Reynolds and Christian Bale while shut down this board for a week.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you only say that 'cause you want those guys to frick you. you're gay. my homie. you want to feel their warm cum flowing through every each of your holes. your fantasies disgust me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you mean ryan gosling? bale sure but not reynolds

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna miss this lil homie like u wouldn’t believe

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the threads when biel dies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >biel
      is that suppose to be the new flavor-of-the-month twink amongst zoomers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she buries all of us

      >biel
      is that suppose to be the new flavor-of-the-month twink amongst zoomers?

      tourist

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more patriotic cuckservative slightly-right-of-center but not too far right kino 🙁

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shitposting when either Aiden or Tom Hardy dies will make this site unusable for days.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for you

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's imminent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he was to lynch himself that would be the biggest lynching in his career

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even today he looks pretty healthy, lot of gas in the tank

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >swirl the numbers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch essentially lives like a monk at times. He's going to be around for quite awhile. He's still very sharp.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Lynch, where's the fricking weather report?

      Georg Hegel

      Herzog won't die, I refuse to believe he's mortal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey Lynch, where's the fricking weather report

        He's making a new film
        Source: trust me bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Herzog won't die, I refuse to believe he's mortal
        true
        black don't crack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's still got about 10 more years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE
      The man may very well never make another kino, but Twin Peaks The Return was a masterpiece to end a directorial career on so it's fine. Let Lynch enjoy his final years in leisure. He held the line, he can rest now.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas has consistently proven to be a weird autist and so yeah I think it will hit inside us all somewhere we didn't realize we had a place for george

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is george inside you, fren

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        in my liver where i drank away everything beyond the originals

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, with his circumcised dick in your mouth while you do a stupid and off-topic thread just to digitally suck his dick more.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not prepared

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course he is a diet coke drinker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you saw this would you go up and bother the fricker?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never, I'd let him eat his goyslop in peace. What am I gonna do to him he hasn't faced a million times before? Lucas probably has little kids going UTINI at his face every week.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, why would I? Not a fan of the prequels nor the special editions, but still had a lot of fun with all the OT games, comics, books etc. So I'm grateful enough not to get on his balls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a salad? Doesn't look like it. Worried for him bros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you saw this would you go up and bother the fricker?

      id do this

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what a homosexual. why don't you suck his dick as well? that sucker's death will be his only positive contribution to humanity's zeitgeist.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont even talk about that wtf who even makes threads like these

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hasn't made a good movie since 1977
    why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he never made a good movie and you wienersuckers should finally admit it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        American graffiti was good

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I wouldn't want to warwick post anymore
    I'd dump a bunch of pastas in his sticky thread for old time's sake and then retire from midgeposting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those ugly ass shoes.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas
    David Lynch
    Christopher Lee
    Jack Nicholson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Lee died 8 years ago?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I completely agree with you, I will be genuinely upset when George dies. But at least we might finally get official versions of the despecialised editions of the Star Wars original trilogy films.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be really nice. That's the worst thing the prequels did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the worst shit in the SE has nothing to do with the prequels, though, and the SE predate the prequels. They're just Lucas continuing a trend of bad judgment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I may have acquired a copy of the SE at the same time as one of the prequels in my childhood, so I associate them. Watched the originals up till then.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone associates them, for good reason. Not just because of shit like inserting Christensen awkwardly into ROTJ, but because they're just shit and similarly tasteless. People lumped Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in with the Star Wars prequels too.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    John DiMaggio

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Jim Cummings, voice of one of my favorite characters.

      Frick him.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas will never die

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Shannon

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't he tell CBS to show him the holiday special before they aired it on november 1978?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he dies do you think his "little personal films" collection will be made public? Do you think he's been making porn?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he was telling the truth when he mentioned them or maybe he thought about it and never got around to it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Madonna should rightfully be dead now
    >advanced medical technology saves her with godlike force

    What the frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a Prayer rocks.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Georg Hegel

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just can't wrap my head around a skinny Hackman. Gene Hackman has always had chubby round cheeks you want to pinch

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron sellout boomer
    can't wait to spit on his grave

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him and John Williams. Used to count Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford among them, but meh, they have both become unlikable in their old age so I'm not so sure anymore.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    S
    Frick him and all his extra chins.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately his death won't mean I never have to hear about Star Wars ever again.

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