What are some movie traps Cinemaphile could have survived?
(Thread where this was posted got deleted cause the OP was a troll, so I'm continuing the discussion here.)
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Any trap that requires physical exertion to survive is unbeatable for Cinemaphile
Ok but what happens when you have to pee?
he suffocates again and has to drink it back up
He has to simultaneously balance his thirst and his need to pee
That happens automatically moron
You'd have to skol about 10L of water without breathing and then never piss
Skooooooooooooooooooooooooool
10L? How big is the area cleared?
1 cubic meter (HxWxD) is 1000L. The coffin has to be larger than the man inside, so let's say 2m by .5m with 10cm (.1) of breathing space needed. That's 0.1m3 which is 100L.
>rink 10l of water
>can breathe
>die of water poisoning
ok but get this, drinking water doesn't produce atmosphere.
back to the drawing board.
Is that Saddam? Legit question.
yeah, that's him now.
feel old yet?
Entrence isn't hidden by bricks and rubble so no
you sure the img's poster wasnt confused with Beerfest?
I saw that movie in the cinemas like 20years ago
I was the poster.
It's a horror movie full of deathly traps inside of a dark house, the winners get money.
At the ending, a woman and a Black escape alive, they find the exit door and SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
It's an opening at the edge of a cliff or something like that, and the movie ends with that revelation.
Yeah it's kinda old, definitely 2003 or below. Member the name?
Are you talking about House on Haunted Hill? Starring Geoffrey Rush and Chris Kattan
That's the movie I was talking about, but apparently it's not the same as the water casket one, watched a summary and nothing...
In my memory there was a rotating machine-trap that peels off (explodes?) some dude's face and the house was connected to a normal, lively pub/restaurant/party place on the surface.
House on Haunted Hill?
longnecc is loooonng
If the container is absolutely filled to the brim with the guy inside, where do you think the extra space would come from? His expanding belly would fill the little space he would achieve doing this.
The extra space is in his stomach. He is moving the space inside his stomache to the breathable area
That's what I said.
You aren’t very clever
>His expanding belly would fill the little space
What the frick is wrong with your stomach?
It obeys the laws of physics.
no this wouldn't work, but I don't know how compressible your internal organs are. If you instead somehow ingested a huge amount of air to bloat your body up until it displaced a large amount of the water then burped it out when underwater it could work. Doubt you would be able to ingest that much air though.
A typical adult casket is L2.1m x W0.7m x D0.6m, for a total volume of 0.882m3, or 882 litres
Average adult male head circumfrence is 57cm, so average radius from crown-to-brow of around 28.5cm
So to remove enough water to reach your nose, you'd have to drink the upper 0.315m depth, a total of 0.46305m3 (463 litres)
Drinking 5 or more litres of water in the space of a few hours induces 'water intoxication', resulting from dramatically reduced sodium levels and fluid-induced swelling in the brain
So nah, couldn't do it
Wrong
Solid argument. I give up.
Wtf? Why would you need to remove over half the depth of the casket just to get some airspace for your nose?
Because a casket's bigger than you are
drinking water would also just expand your stomach and intestines and you'd displace the same volume and the water level wouldn't change
You can flex to pressurize the water. Also you can fart so that your body displaces less liquid.
Could you theoretically fart hard enough to punch a hole in the casket?
I don't think you could even drink water while lying submerged face-up in a casket, it would already be flowing down your nose and into your lungs, and you would start coughing involuntarily.
maybe if you had a free hand to hold your nose before you were submerged, but what are the odds of that?
Drink some of the water AND THE AIR MAGICALLY APPEARS
No reason to believe the container is rigorously airtight.
even if there were openings where fresh air could displace into the casket, you'd have to drink at least a tenth of the water to get enough air, and as the brilliant mathematicians in this thread have pointed out that would either poison you or make you explode
Yeah but there won't be any more room for new air to leak in. The water would still be there, just inside your stomach.
Do you think your stomach has no gas/air inside of it?
Ever burped?
you can't breathe the gas in your stomach, it's mostly nitrogen and methane
If your stomach and bladder are empty, then you have open space inside your body to hold the water
the bladder and stomach are flexible. They expand when stuff is put in them and shrink when they are empty. They would have to be rigid like a ceramic jug or something to work the way you're describing.
Do you think your stomach and bladder are just continuously taut air balloons or something?
People are you are why we need eugenics
People like you*
Try drinking even one large glass of water while you can't take a single breath.
easy, are you handicapped? i do it whenever i want to get rid of hiccups
the crime officer?
Kidnapping, for one.
touche officer
Resisting arrest. *BANGBANGBANG*
> he got us again, chief
Wouldn't the mass in the coffinn remain the same? He's just transported some portion of it to his stomach.
too much water. maybe if you were standing in a similar container that would reduce the surface area enough
mass is irrelevant
>mass is irrelevant
But theoretically if he were, idk, really really thirsty though?
you mean the volume, and the answer to both is yes, water would go in his belly, but his belly would expand, meaning virtually no difference
this is about middle school level science
Yeah, volume. I'm not a physicist.
Mass is conserved, but volume isn’t. I think the idea is that the empty spaces in your disgestive track would be replaced with water from the casket, functionally reducing the overall volume of water since you come in with empty space inside of you.
Nope
? Your digestive track isn’t a perfect vacuum, however minor, there are small air gaps inside you. You could displace those with the water, expelling the air.
Nope
:b
what if you sucked the water up your dick into your bladder instead
what if you spread your anus and sucked it up backwards?
your suggestion is to boof the water
boof for your life
If there are gaps in the lid, can't he try to roll the casket over to drain it?
Would a casket even be able to hold that much water? I would think the pressure of the water against the sides of the casket would cause it to burst, unless they're made like bathtubs or something.
It doesn't have to be filled to absolute max capacity, just enough for the water level to be grazing the lid
if you're ever stuck in a casket filled with water, the solution is to just realize this, and then the casket will comply with your logic and promptly burst asunder
IF the coffin is not airtight, you can push some water out
If the coffin IS airtight you can't create new air
jigsaw really lost his edge
I could have confidently beat the barrel in Would You Rather by just being in shape. 2 min underwater is a joke and 4 minutes while holding still isn't even remotely difficult.
t. Free diver
Based diver anon and a good flick.
Yeah being fit is huge. I’m fricking swol and I have handgun on me all the time so I would get me through most movies. I feel like I could just rush and beat the shit out of most movie villians and the other ones are getting a .45 mag dump, this goes double for paranormal shit that ”can't be killed" by firearms. Dracula might survive me empting my gun into his face, reloading shooting out both his knees and blowing his dick off, before being anally raped but I have a feeling he would at least consider not fricking with me again after that.
without reading any reply
even if he was able to drink some water for a gap to breathe, you inhale oxygen and exhale co2
he would still die do to oxygen running out
clearly that person didnt pay any attention in school
No, he would die from acidosis from continually reinhaling his co2
Hey, I saw that video
I too say that video >:3
was it the internet historian video?
thanks, I'm going to wrap myself up tight in my blankets and watch this on my phone as I go to sleep.
I have a phone holder on a metal arm attached to my bed for just such a purpose, very comfy.
sweet dreams anone
I just saw that video
harrowing kino
Where's Saddam?
The entrance to his gamer room is hidden by bricks and rubble so you can't see him
Different one but, I wouldn't have gone into a bellycrawl squeeze without a guide or experience
I could have saved him…
the biggest problem this ignores is that even if the guy was able to somehow drink the winter, create a gap, and not pee it out he is sitll fricked since it would just filled with CO2 (assuming it had any breathable air to begin with) in other words its a certain death trap
water would absorb the carbon and provide more Oxygen
Anon, carbon + water produces carbon monoxide and pure hydrogen
It makes carbonic acid.
Learn to read.
the water you drink would still be under the water level, you could drink your body weight of water and it still wouldn't go down.
Just do what I did in the tub as a kid, "jump" against the foot side of the tub, catch your momentum on the head side with your arms, and push yourself back towards being able to "jump" again. Biggest waves and biggest mess, if there is a gap in the casket you'll be able to push a whole bunch out quickly that way
That's a lot of fricking water to drink.
Do you know how much water you'd have to drink to lower the level across the entire surface area to just your nose? And how quickly you'd have to do it? It's physically impossible.
No, how much and how quickly?
READ THE THREAD
So you don’t know.
if there's enough water to submerge you lying down, then there's too much to fit in your stomach without you dying of water poisoning. To know the precise amounts that would kill you, I would need to know your weight, height, and your volume in water displacement.
I've chugged enough beers and Sprite that I could probably do it
I think Cinemaphile could make it through this.
didn't they need a rainman level autistic genius just to get out. Have you read this thread, I don't think everyone is trolling
I remember reading somewhere that they could have gotten out without the sperg but they were all tired and frustrated and near insane, so they couldn't think logically
a guy in that original thread actually fully submerged himself and drank water
did he died?
brother, you don't want to know what happened to him
I could get out of one of those movies where the characters are in hell but can't get out because they keep being mean and nasty.
If I was in a situation like that I'd be really kind until I escaped.
Assuming that the guy is small, the coffin is a tiny box barely bigger than him, and he can drink 4 liters of water with 100% displacement efficiency
These threads are horrible
all they do is give false hope to anyone unfortunate enough to get into such a situation
This poster is a sadistic kidnapper who is angry that Anons are foiling his schemes