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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both had to pretend Zendaya was hot. They both lost.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ZDS

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the nose
    >the haircut
    Jews really aren’t even hiding it anymore.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally written by the Potion Seller.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MY WHITE BOYS ARE TOO CUTE FOR YOU, ZENDAYA!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He showed up at the premieres with more charisma with those actors

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >patrick literally letting him win in the end
    he did beat him, what movie did you watch lol, he just gave him the old signal that they fricked, but that lit the fire for art to actually engage fully, then he beat him fair and square

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm just reading too deeply into it, but I got a few whiffs of homoerotic subtext between Art and Patrick. Did anyone else pick up on that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean aside from the full anal penetration in the ending?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got it when they sucked a banana while looking into each others eyes? Because me too

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter who won, the ending was transcendent.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So were they gay or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That dude was so smug.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best scene.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Zendaya is so ugly that they would rather kiss each other lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a small town 7 in a business full of small town 10/10s.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TEAM ART

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie about to dudes who haven't admitted they're in love
    >chick comes in and poisons their relationship
    >ends with them finally ditching her and embracing one another

    pure gay kino

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens after? Do they tell Zendaya to frick off, and pound each other's bussies into the sunset? Or do they set up some kind of MMF poly triad?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We did. No one saw it and the company lost money.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      Go back shithead.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he hit the ball before hitting the net and the ball hit the ground before he hit the net/other court, he won

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >match point
    it was, and your right about the net that was a mistake, yea not sure what they would cal it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was
      It was not. They were in a set tiebreak, and they were only on the 2nd point. The game wasn't over no matter who won that point.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COME ON!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The music was so good they let it full blast over the dialogue multiple times and I was vibing with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could always tell the scene as about half over when the techno music comes on for no reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still funny that Edgelord NIN guy is rehashing 90s gay club grooves for zoomers

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luca and Eggers are carrying cinema on their backs rn

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *unst unst unst*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking shit.

      Is techno back? I'm sick of dub/bass/house

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really loved basically everything about this shit. Does that make me a homosexual?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it means you have taste. Good movies are good movies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is good about this movie?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The characters are dynamic, complex, and believable. The story is structured in a way that keeps you guessing, and it delivers on ideas it sets up earlier in a satisfying way. The movie draws a parallel between the tennis scenes and the dialogue scenes by maintaining a consistent visual language, which helps you process the themes. There is a lot of artful blocking, camera movement, and cinematography. The use of music is novel and exciting.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Techno/dance in 90s was used for Tarantino-esque crime, chase, thriller, cyberpunk/sci fi. Not for tennis/sports indeed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong with enjoying a gay kino now and then

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This happens in doubles tennis all the time right?

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