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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I thought calling their dads by their first name was an American thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Swedish thing. They do it to everyone over there: parents, doctors, teachers, etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO YOU CAN'T CALL A PERSON BY THEIR NAME

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's not always appropriate. Imagine you're meeting President Trump, are you really going to address him as "Donald"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why not? He loves being called "The Donald", it's his whole schtick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone i know calls their dad some variation of dad/father/pop

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I address him as homosexual

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because "dad" isn't really his/her dad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's good-looking for a 52 year old.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      warms my heart every time. love to see a happy ending.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      white men and being pedos, name a more iconic duo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I see two grown adults what's the issue?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I USED to coach her
          C'mon man. Even Stevie Wonder can see this shit

          >SHES ONLY LEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH, YOU SICK FRICK

          Cool story pedo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            seething roastie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              go back

              Smells like incel in here.
              Let's be honest the only reason you're defending him is because he's white and you're self inserting as him. Very sad!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t have to self-insert. I was fricking an 18 yr old when I was 34.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when I was 34.
                How old are you now? JFC.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Remember lil zoomie, you’re here forever.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >american
                >white

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Smells like incel in here.
                The man is having sex with a beautiful young woman is an incel?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the incels are the ones defending the pedo you illiterate moron.

              • 1 month ago
                The real totally not fake anon

                Anon... is ai they are defending, in this order, themselves, any dumb shit they like, redundant I know

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >being an incel is when you defend a man having sex with a woman legally defined as adult
                Are you trans? I think only trannies are convinced that everyone else who doesn't conform with their self-castrating worldview as incels think like you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Struck a nerve, huh incel?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Show me your meat curtains you dumb b***h

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            go back

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >SHES ONLY LEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH, YOU SICK FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >leaning in
      he's a beta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >u/Regular_Gap_6621
      Roastie toastie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      funny how women would be fine with this if it was a sugar daddy relationship, although it probably borders on that anyways

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women would be fine if the 18 year old was a prostitute, because sex work is real work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all relationships are mainly transactional for an attractive woman. they have surprisingly little depth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        white men and being pedos, name a more iconic duo

        I love how when women talk about THEIR OWN experiences with older men they describe it like some sort of fairytale or "ooops lol I was so stupid" but when its other women its literally RAPE AND SICK AND DISGUSTING despite the fact that every single perversion known to man is permissible. It really seems like only classic, healthy relationships are frowned upon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I USED to coach her
      C'mon man. Even Stevie Wonder can see this shit
      [...]
      Cool story pedo

      Anon has a point. I don't think dating an 18 year old is wrong, but if you used to coach her when she was underage, and are now dating her, that's pretty frickin weird, man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the modern medical industry never allowed dysgenic feminized c**ts like you grow up past childhood.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >creepy old wrinkly prune has a meltdown
          Kek, go grab your walker with tennis balls and stalk the playground for your future wife you demented old codger.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, why do you care if prostitutes like in

            because "dad" isn't really his/her dad

            frick men of the same race as her? Would you rather, I don't know... she go around sleeping with Black folk? The way I see it, you and many other homosexuals are better off giving up your women to the most virile members of your race instead.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >demented old fool starts ranting about Black folk, interracial sex and calling young women prostitutes out of absolutely nowhere
              You shook your cane around and your dentures fell out while typing that, didn't you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm only saying this is a net positive for your race, and that you yourself would be better off jerking off to femboys or whatever the frick it is you do in your free time... you're a b***h.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Grooming a girl you used to coach is weird, anon. Everyone thinks that. I would think that if she was my daughter, too. You can stop seething about Black folk and femboys when no one asked now and go back to your goon discord, you terminally online demented old homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Grooming a girl you used to coach is weird, anon.
                It's fine, she looks like a vapid airhead anyways. He did the right thing by taking her in her most ripe years.
                >Everyone thinks that.
                Most people are barely cognizant to the reality that they live an incredibly cucked existence.
                >I would think that if she was my daughter, too.
                That's just the typical feminist Westerner mindset, but this mentality isn't the norm in history. For example, in Ancient China most men would be more than happy to give off their daughter as a concubine to an emperor because only sons can carry their patrilineage, and their daughters benefit by passing along the Emperor's genes. Polygyny + monogamy for most of the population is the strictly superior option for society.
                >You can stop seething about Black folk and femboys when no one asked now and go back to your goon discord, you terminally online demented old homosexual.
                You're the one seething, not me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're not an emperor, kang, you're a weird wrinkly old man on the internet obsessed with Black folk and femboys. Dementia really is a horrible disease.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You're not an emperor, kang
                I wrote:
                >Polygyny + monogamy for most of the population is the strictly superior option for society.

                ADHD zoomer dumbass.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry it's just that I don't really care to read more rambling fantasies about interracial sex from an old gooner who thinks he's a kang and men should marry their underage daughters to him because... well, because they just should okay!?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lmao zoomer tears. Y'all youngins get so worked up over the fact that men with more life experience are inherently more interesting and get more pussy. When you are his age you will also be into 18 year olds like ALL men. Literally ALL men. So stop acting like you are above that. Being creeped out by being attracted to young, developed women is a purely American thing and American culture is just an amalgamation of all the cultures in Europe that were too obnoxious for the Europeans to handle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin nash?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The tragic events of 1992 still haunt him in ways he can only express by dating children.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          F

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      redditards seething

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      am i stupid for thinking this seems wrong, she is only 18, she doesn't have enough live experience to judge the character of a person, she can't tell if the guy is a scumbag or not. maybe if he meets her father first and he measures his character and can see if he is a good person or not and can date his daughter(i type moronic but iam being unironic)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's creepy as frick. Not only because of what you said but he was her coach before she was 18. Technically he groomed her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it just me or can you tell a lot about a girl's armpits by looking at her face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are anons so obsessed with this kind of stuff? This won't be you. This guy had sex with many women as a teen, married, had a family. Whereas you're gonna be a lonely bald sack of sadness by the time you're 40. Nobody is gonna wanna frick you, let alone young women who can have any man they want.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I felt disgust at people who call parents by their real names.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BASKIN

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >address my father as "sir"
    >he still beats the shit out of me and my siblings when he comes home from the pub
    sometimes you can't win

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you failed the test. you were supposed to disrespect him and show him who the real man of the house is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've tried that as well and it doesn't work. Ultimately the only thing that can change this shit is if he fricking dies or I get strong enough to take him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how old is he?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pushing 60.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              dude, you could definitely take him. if he comes at you, defend yourself but don't overdo it either. just enough for him to realize that you're not a little kid anymore, or i don't know how old you are, but you gotta be at least 18, right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          starting strength + GOMAD, the road is yours, friend, but i can't walk it for you. don't abuse your power either, use it to defend your siblings, your father will stop when he sees he can no longer get away with his wrongdoing.
          >Verification not required

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up, (56 year old here) there was a Pentecostal kid in the neighborhood whose parents were strict as hell and he called everybody else's parents "sir" and "ma'am" which kinda weirded them out, as I and my friends and I were taught to address adults as "mr/mrs last name" or for parents of close friends, "mr/mrs first name".

    I'm kinda annoyed kids today (even little kids) address adults by their first name but it seems to be the norm and I noticed it happening in the new Spider-Man movies, where even Peter Parker calls her "May" instead of "Aunt May" as does his fat Asian friend.

    Just another example of Western civilization going down the tubes...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >People with more formal manners than what my parents arbitrarily instilled in me are weirdos
      >People with less formal manners than what my parents arbitrarily instilled in me are destroying the West
      Zero self awareness

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >arbitrary
        Keep coping.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How are they not arbitrary, gaytard?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            One generation doesn't respect their parents, it follows they fail to instill that feeling into the next generation, and so on. Very much a sign of decay.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with you but how is it not arbitrary? As anon said, previous generations would have thought of you as not respecting your parents or other adults by not saying sir/maam. I would assume that parents who allow their kids to call them by their first names do not view it as disrespectful, or else they wouldn't allow it. You're imposing your arbitrary value system on others. Again though I agree it is weird to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no they wouldnt dumbass moron

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character sneakily sniffs his love interest's dirty underwear with an expression of pure joy on his face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you've never done it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I visited the USA I used ma'am and sir alot, since I'm used to the formal talk in German (sie instead of du) and russian (vi instead of ti), while in English it's just you/you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's much more common in the south but northerners are generally okay with it too.
      I use sir/miss for strangers and sir/ma'am for people older than me.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did your dad not beat some respect into you? I'll gladly fill in for him if he was too busy to do it himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What does beating have to do with acting like a receptionist in your own house?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's about respect moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How is "dad" less respectful than "sir"?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never address anyone directly with their name or an honorific/title, including my parents, siblings, wife, and coworkers. I just talk at them until they realize I'm talking to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This might be the most plausibly autistic thing I've ever heard.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 36 and I call my dad "daddy".

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some of y'all have never set foot in the south and it shows.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a late Gen-X, is it our fault that you all turned out totally useless?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The word sir is derived from the word sire which means "father".

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