>character gains inhuman, supernatural, godly powers
>"I must use them for good and to FIGHT CRIME"
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>character gains inhuman, supernatural, godly powers. >"I must use them for good and to FIGHT CRIME"
That's what I'd do. I'd use it to fight all the People of Crime.
ASAB
Cool it with the antisemitism
The idea of an average anon being imbued with superman-tier powers both frightens and gives me hope at the same time.
If Superman just flew around executing every subhuman criminal most problems would be instantly solved, yes.
No, anon! There's one catch: I must never kill! :0
>subhuman criminal
you can just say Black folk
He did it in Injustice comics and it worked so well and so fast they had to make him crazy eventually.
capeshit is for babies
>ooooo ga ga save dah cat
That's the extent of it
>character gains inhuman, supernatural, godly powers
>kills all Black folk, israelites, and undesirables
Id use my powers to COMMIT crimes hehehehahahahohoho!!
That's realistic enough. Not going full sadist Punisher is what isn't realistic.
You've just acquired a random superpower (link inside). What's the most you can accomplish with it?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Will you be the hero or the villain anon?
>Existent Information Manipulation
>The user can manipulate the knowledge, records, memories and physical evidence of a person or thing's existence, changing it or even erasing it while the target still exists physically the way they always have. This could change how people think or know about the target, as if it is a special item or they are CEO of a company (when they were not before) or just erase that information from everyone, making them not know who or what the target is.
Oh ho ho ho
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I got Mummification. Turning others into mummies? Pretty based. Like a Necromancer?
>Necromancy
>
The users either have magical abilities or have powers that revolve around manipulating the dead, death, the death-force and/or souls for good (i.e., resurrecting the dead), evil (in various ways), or neither. They can also communicate with the deceased – either by summoning their spirit as an apparition or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events or discover hidden knowledge. This is most frequently depicted as being able to resurrect the dead to varying to degrees, from shambling corpses to conscious zombies to even complete Resurrection. More powerful users and directly convert the living into the undead, allowing them to bypass conventional durability by turning an opponent into a mindless zombie at the user's control.
>Many practitioners find a way to cheat death one way or another, whether by becoming some form of undead creature or by bypassing their own ability to die.
heh looks like you're...BONED
If you're a Necro, wtf is Mummification then? I should have read it.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Empathic_Summoning
what the frick is this homosexual shit, i guess i kill myself for getting such a gay little ability
homie you got remote clones and memory sync, you could litterally run a platoon to bodyguard yourself and become unstoppable in urban cqb. just because you dont know how to use it dosent mean its useless.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Fallen_Angel
Things are about to get really, really stupid.
>Cyber Mind
I WILL DOWNLOAD A GF!!
>urban legand
>The user is an urban legend, rumors of strange or supernatural creatures in local neighborhoods. Their existence spreads and circulates orally, via the internet, or through newspapers.
>Depending the the series, the user's existence may be dependent on people believing in them. Because they are born from rumors and speculations, they may perish once people stop believing they are real. However if the rumor returns, they may reappear.
what kind of power is that?
That means you become the dangerous hacker know as Cinemaphile.
>Absolute Tracking
To track down snood during her most exposed and vulnerable, and give her a big bouquet of flowers
>You can turn into a buffalo at will
I don't know, I guess I would terrorize some Indian reservations West of the Rockies or something
I would re-moleculize israelites into being decent people.
>Part Inducement
>The power to add a part into a target. Sub-power of Part Manipulation. Opposite to Part Removal.
>Satan (Little Nicky) was able to will a pair of breasts on Stanley the Gatekeeper's head.
You literally gave me the power to turn trannies into real women. Hero to some, villain to others.
I would put several dicks all over the postop troons pelvic area but leave their crotch wound intact, so to speak.
"Psychic Disease Manipulation"
>Manipulate infectious essence/substances made of psychic energy.
I feel like there's no way to not use this in a way that isn't villainous, unless I figure out how to reverse the effect and cure diseases. Anyways, I'd use this to create a worldwide pandemic with mild symptoms but is impossible to destroy. I'll have it affect the immune system so that old, weak, and unhealthy people die out easier while the young and fit survive. Eventually they'll make a cure or vaccine so I'll make the disease grow feelings of contempt and paranoia in the user to dissuade them from taking it. Once I have as many people infected as possible in multiple waves I'll mutate it and turn them into zombies to do my bidding.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Geothermal_Manipulation
CALIFORNIA'S NUTS ARE GONNA BE QUAKIN
Primordial Water Generation
>User can generate primordial water, water so ancient that it was from the beginning of the universe. Being more powerful than ordinary water generation, the user can use this power for a variety of powerful effects.
>Pure Water Manipulation
>Known Users:
>Suicune (Pokémon)
>Jesus Christ (Christianity)
>Jesus Christ (Christianity)
lol god damn it japan!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Database
definately evil if the government has anything to say about my morals.
probbly just extort politicians, drop secret docs on random schitso hard drives, watch chaos after alien leaks/epstien murder tape drops on his wiki page.
>Pheromone Defense
>The power to use pheromones to defend oneself.
>The user possesses defensive skills that are enhanced by pheromones, allowing them to block, parry, dodge, deflect, etc., with the power of the pheromone.
Guess I don't do fricking anything
can't you make girls horny for you with that?
>May only be used for defensive purposes.
no
checked
You are defending yourself against the death of your lineage
Based, but it says I can only use my pheromones for physical defensive maneuvers, meaning even if I get a horde of woman to attack me I can only use my pheromones to frick up their perception so I can "block, parry, dodge, deflect, etc." easier
It's Pheromone Manipulation but 1000% shittier
Getting women so horny for you they can't focus on their attack
>trying to goad women into physically attacking you so you can use pheromones to charm them
>power of "Cherufe" physiology
>able to turn into a giant, apocalyptic volcano demon from Mapuche folklore at will
I'm not sure how to use this power in any meaningful capacity. Maybe destroy Australia or something?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Artificial_Intelligence_Companionship
Literally get an AI waifu. Roasties will definitely get the government to label me a villain.
>Ghoulification
>The power to transform living beings into ghouls. Variation of Conversion.
I'm thinking based. I'll turn lowlifes, people on death row, etc into servitors and have them do manual labor, maintenance, all sorts of things.
You're basically No Fun allowed Man
>The user transcends all extensions of hierarchies/echelons, Systems in which groups are ranked one above the other according to status or authority no matter the size, scope or if they’re physical, conceptual, social, etc.
>>The user will be above the entire power structure itself of whatever the hierarchy consists of such as gods, cosmic entities, and metaphysical beings. Users could also transcend the hierarchy/echelon of entire worlds on whatever scale be it universal, multiversal, or even omniversal and beyond.
>>The end result will be the user becoming a unique, independent and free being with power greatly succeeding the entire power structure.
I will not become a hero or some villain rather I will become a god
>Right Manipulation
>The power to manipulate rights.
>The user can create, enforce, rewrite, redefine, remove and apply rights or privileges of targets as a whole or individually. They can manipulate different rights/privileges and make it so certain people have them or don't have them, such as protections or ability to own things and so on. These rights may come from a group, government or a divine being.
THE SOUTH WILL RIIIISE AGAIN
Why would the South have fought the Nazis? The only reason we were in that stupid war was because of that cripple homosexual FDR
It's a moronic Cinemaphile redditor meme where they wanna be edgy but stay politically correct
>Trigger both sides shitposters
Maybe I should check that board out
It has devolved into gay bible studies and haplo group autism
Don't use Nazi, it's derogatory. The proper term is National Socialist.
I meant it in a derogatory nature.
Ah my mistake
Frick off
>Rank Exchange
>The power to exchange ranks between people. Sub-power of Hierarchy Manipulation.
Nothing, I need something that I use to rape people.
>Reality Alteration Negation
so I can negate the power of altering reality, a power that doesn't exist because I'm the only one with powers
cool
great
thanks
Immune to propaganda
And schizophrenia
>memory magic
>The user can utilize a form of magic that involves memories allowing them to modify, fabricate, suppress, influence, repair, restore, erase, detect, and view them. They can change memories to confuse, wipe away certain memories to cause amnesia, discern, and provoke nostalgia.
So basically mind-control, except the person doesn't even realize what's going on and can be gaslighted into becoming my best friend. I can easily take over the world.
4th Dimensional movement
>Users possess the power to move and travel in a 4th-dimensional universe/multiverse; fourth dimensional designation is applied to a temporal dimension or a higher, more complex layer in physical space. Fourth-dimensional entities can use it to transport instantly in space or travel between eras.
I would use this power to learn the true history of mankind, and learn more about the true nature of fate and humanity.
>instant transmission
>litterally goddamn time travel
buy a lottery ticket
Gay
>Flawless Artistry
>User has incredibly enhanced and flawless skill in artistry, meaning their creative skills are ideal to everything in their creative impulse/creativity by the conscious or subconscious response to create amazing artwork directly from the user imagination by any means such as crafting, acting, drawing, singing, dancing, painting, sculpture, music, film, etc.
Time to make kino.
>The ability to manipulate anything bigger than a multiverse but smaller than an omniverse. Advanced form of Multiversal Manipulation. Variation of Environment Manipulation.
Cool I'm god
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Murder_Inducement
Hello , fellow Hitler
>gum manipulation
Can I rape with that?
>show about "anti-capeshit
>character gains inhuman, supernatural, godly powers
>they are so cartoonishy evil and low IQ it loops back to being normal capeshit
I would use it get rich somehow
frick everybody
Anti-capeshit is even worse than normal capeshit. Are you really gonna tell me that shit like Watchmen, The Boys, and Invincible is "good" because there's blood and they say "frick"?
No it's good because it factors in the likely possibility that the person who gets great power won't instantly feel the need to act selflessly.
that's already factored in via supervillians
I'd say at least Invincible is good just for Omniman, although its pretty obvious from season 1 where they're going with him (villain to hero redemption arc probably).
>gain super powers in a setting where there aren't
>donate sperm/eggs
>wait a few years, watch the fun begin
>beats up two bit purse thieves and loan sharks instead of going after Microsoft or George Soros or any of the politicians raping kids and destroying the world
Superheroes have NOT aged well in the least.
why is it always LE crime or WORLD ENDING THREATS
can't it be about something else?
>Montage of superhero goofing off with his powers when he first gets them
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hatred_Inducement
I'm gonna be ultra Hitler
>superhero show/movie about crimefighting superhero
>all the criminals are white
>~~*MCU*~~ movie (Dr. Strange)
>characters exploring a slum in Tibet
>some blue eyed wienerney skinhead comes out of nowhere
>”OI, GIMMIE YA WOTCH.”
burst out laughing
If I obtained any kind of superpower you bet your ass I'd be rapping and stealing like a motherfricker
well what would you do with hose powers?
I already have hose powers ask your mom.
>I must use them to kill everyone doing bad things
Yes
Kira canonically must have gotten carple tunnel from the sheer amount of times he had to write “berg” in his initial wave of cleansing.
He mostly wrote down the names of criminals at the start so he probably had to write a lot of "Tyrone" and "DeShawn"s
No, he specifically didn’t target petty criminals at first, he went for big names like crime bosses, politicians, corporate execs, etc.
Yeah I guess you're right
>death force
Sucks for everyone not a <100 lbs female.
I promise to use my powers only for rape.
It's either that or have nerds b***h at you constantly to become a living battery to provide free energy for the whole planet
I would, as well. I would slaughter criminals in my city and country.
If I ever gain supernatural powers, I will extend my NEET lifestyle indefinitely.
>need money
>teleport money from bank right into my hands
>dude what if super people but.....cynical and edgy??
zoomers and millennials deserve their suicide rate
>characters gets ability to kill everyone with a face and name
>kills random criminals instead of israelite politicians
polturd moment
Too antisemitic for you, huh.
?
Okay, but WHY do I have to be a penniless vigilante? Why do I have to be a vigilante at all?
What would happen if an average user of Cinemaphile gained such powers? Kidnap their waifu and make her a sex slave?