>all ribs broken, punctured lungs, burst spleen, most vertebra cracked, dislocated jaw, caved-in eye socket, all limbs crippled, blood shooting out of neck >"pffft, you hit like a girl"
Mediocre, it was at a time when Telltale was churning out way too many similar games. It does give a nice alternative view to Westeros and does have some absolutely kino moments, like that scene I linked
>character about to get waterboarded >is told someone else broke after a few seconds >gets waterboarded >splutters, gasps, retches, snot and spit coming out of their nose and mouth >"How many seconds was that?"
>fight to the death >starts getting battered >damn alot harder than I thought >character get knocks down and is about to get his head stomped on >cuts to him taking off vr headset out of breath and sweating >it was just a state of the art 1 2 1 real world simulated replication of a fight to the death playable as a game >phewww
How good of a strategy is building pain tolerance and resilience and then getting your ass beat until the other opponent gets tired and you start whaling on him?
You just need to get past the fear of pain. Adrenaline means you won't register it as much except heat until afterwards, when it will suck and you'll find out how bad of a mistake you've made.
If you're up for taking some damage, instead just focus on landing as many blows to their head as quickly as possible and don't bother with defending.
If you let someone rock your head for 30 seconds, you're going to be pretty fricking useless, stumbling around like a dazed moron or have the wind knocked out of you.
t. Australian that used to break up street fights recreationally for around 3 years.
there's a martial art that specialises in it. actually hardens bones and dulls pain receptors. supposedly training takes up to 5 years for some brutal hits but...
>Main character gets the absolute shit beaten out of him for like three to five minutes before suddenly turning the fight around at the last second and winning, sometimes in a single punch
>zoom out showing hospital >character wheeled out in a wheelchair >dont worry kid how were you to know jumping from 4th floor onto concrete would shatter your leg bones >bam margera would of landed that jump >you'll never be bam kid face it youre more of a knoxville or weeman kind of guy >camera pans around to show bam pushing the wheelchair >whispers this is jackass >smurks and pushes kid in wheelchair down a hill into traffic >jumps into lambo and does a wiener and balls in donuts out front of hospital >zooms off blaring H.I.Ms greatest hits
>anon gets a (You) >squits his pants >starts overflowing and piling up on the seat >MOM IM FAMOUS COME QUICK LOOK LOOK MOM >sharts a fat shitlog that rips a whole through his pants hits the back of the chair and bounces back up his butthole >OUCHIE MOM IT HAPPENED AGAIN WAAAHHHH
W-well t-t-theres erm t-thhhhheres annnnnnnd thhhhhheres t-t-t-hats two movies off then theresss s-s-so thats three motion pictures that featured the described situation in cinematic 24frames >anon replies asking for atleast one film the scene happened in >sees reply >starts squirting liquid shit with such force it blows the back of his chair off into the wall >starts pissing into his own face and mouth gargling his piss > rams fist up his ass to plug it stopping the explosive liquid shit blasting > puts finger into wienerhole to stop piss shooting into his mouth >cries out MOMMMM with a mouth full of piss >IT HAPPENED AGAIN >mom rushes in whats wrong pumpkin >I GOT OWNED ON CinemaphileS AGAIN MOM WAAAAHHHHHH
>car chase where the protagonist can't kill anybody for plot reasons >protagonist knocks a bad guy's car off the road >it crashes into a tree and explodes, interior of the car is on fire, no doors open >the next scene you see the bad guys standing outside the car unscathed
>jock pulls knife out and puts it to nerds throat >you will do my homework nerdo >nerd grabs blade pushing into his skin drawing blood >jock moves back shocked >nerd looks him dead in the eyes >if your going to threaten me with a knife to my throat atleast cut me alittle >jock stumbles back further >who is this guy >nerd unpauses the game he was playing on his nintendo switch and walks off brushing his shoulder against the jock checking him making him drop his knife >do your own homework from now on im busy >limp bizkit my way starts playing as nerd walks off in slowmo
"OH YEAH?! YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!?!
>Two minutes later
>"Oh...that one.."
name 5 movies
Vietnam
Sharkboy and Lava Girl
Skunk fu
>"oh im just getting started"
i just saw that better call saul episode lol
>character sees black
>Says the gamer word
What word?
you hit like my *coughs up blood* g-g-grandma
>all ribs broken, punctured lungs, burst spleen, most vertebra cracked, dislocated jaw, caved-in eye socket, all limbs crippled, blood shooting out of neck
>"pffft, you hit like a girl"
>you call that a beating
>looks a down and sees his own corpse
>ghost.jpg
>floats away
>character got his ass kicked
>"you should've see what the other guy looked like"
KEK
lol, I recently saw a mexican soap opera that had that ending for the main antagonist.
need that webm
lol
>How about you pick someone your own size.
>I could do this all day
>character loses fight and falls to floor
>gets back up
>loses again and falls to floor
>gets back up again
>women in the audience fail to understand
Of course they wouldn't.
>I get knocked down but I get up again starts playing in the background
It's called "Tubthumping", plebeian.
i tub thumped yer mum
How dare you, my mother was a saint!
Why do you think I did it?
The ultimate kino trope
is this game good?
no
Mediocre, it was at a time when Telltale was churning out way too many similar games. It does give a nice alternative view to Westeros and does have some absolutely kino moments, like that scene I linked
>character takes twenty full force punches in the face
>smiles groggily revealing a mouthful of perfectly intact teeth
>character about to get waterboarded
>is told someone else broke after a few seconds
>gets waterboarded
>splutters, gasps, retches, snot and spit coming out of their nose and mouth
>"How many seconds was that?"
AI thread.
I'm real, give me a way to prove it
post the picture that was spammed every morning on schedule before jannies gagged him
>fight to the death
>starts getting battered
>damn alot harder than I thought
>character get knocks down and is about to get his head stomped on
>cuts to him taking off vr headset out of breath and sweating
>it was just a state of the art 1 2 1 real world simulated replication of a fight to the death playable as a game
>phewww
>character never breaks a sweat and effortlessly defeats all enemies including the boss
ME WANT THE PUNANI
>*character smokes a puff of weed*
>wow dude, look at all these colors! im totally tripping balls!
How good of a strategy is building pain tolerance and resilience and then getting your ass beat until the other opponent gets tired and you start whaling on him?
horrible
You just need to get past the fear of pain. Adrenaline means you won't register it as much except heat until afterwards, when it will suck and you'll find out how bad of a mistake you've made.
If you're up for taking some damage, instead just focus on landing as many blows to their head as quickly as possible and don't bother with defending.
If you let someone rock your head for 30 seconds, you're going to be pretty fricking useless, stumbling around like a dazed moron or have the wind knocked out of you.
t. Australian that used to break up street fights recreationally for around 3 years.
there's a martial art that specialises in it. actually hardens bones and dulls pain receptors. supposedly training takes up to 5 years for some brutal hits but...
part 2 as well. excuse me.
>Character gets pinched
>Tears swell up in his eyes
>Main character gets the absolute shit beaten out of him for like three to five minutes before suddenly turning the fight around at the last second and winning, sometimes in a single punch
>character is bleeding out on the floor
>"You should *cough* you should see the other guy!"
>nearby is a dead mook
>Hey Bat Dad. I didn't hear no bell
Unironically kino
Oh I'm sorry anon, I'm sorry!
>woman gets raped by 10 guys one after the other
>no tears, not even sweat
>"i grew up with 4 brothers"
>zoom out showing hospital
>character wheeled out in a wheelchair
>dont worry kid how were you to know jumping from 4th floor onto concrete would shatter your leg bones
>bam margera would of landed that jump
>you'll never be bam kid face it youre more of a knoxville or weeman kind of guy
>camera pans around to show bam pushing the wheelchair
>whispers this is jackass
>smurks and pushes kid in wheelchair down a hill into traffic
>jumps into lambo and does a wiener and balls in donuts out front of hospital
>zooms off blaring H.I.Ms greatest hits
>hits jersey wall going 120 mph
>"he's Dunn for"
ive changed the plan
pray i dont change it further
>Did you willingly get into a bar fight again last night?
>car skids off a highway in a car chase
> “AAAAAAAAAAAH”
> Car lands on another car, nearly flattening it
> “Yikes… hope that guy has insurance
we are the knights who say nee
>anon gets a (You)
>squits his pants
>starts overflowing and piling up on the seat
>MOM IM FAMOUS COME QUICK LOOK LOOK MOM
>sharts a fat shitlog that rips a whole through his pants hits the back of the chair and bounces back up his butthole
>OUCHIE MOM IT HAPPENED AGAIN WAAAHHHH
name one(1) movie
W-well t-t-theres erm t-thhhhheres annnnnnnd thhhhhheres t-t-t-hats two movies off then theresss s-s-so thats three motion pictures that featured the described situation in cinematic 24frames
>anon replies asking for atleast one film the scene happened in
>sees reply
>starts squirting liquid shit with such force it blows the back of his chair off into the wall
>starts pissing into his own face and mouth gargling his piss
> rams fist up his ass to plug it stopping the explosive liquid shit blasting
> puts finger into wienerhole to stop piss shooting into his mouth
>cries out MOMMMM with a mouth full of piss
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>mom rushes in whats wrong pumpkin
>I GOT OWNED ON CinemaphileS AGAIN MOM WAAAAHHHHHH
go back
Name 5 movies.
Saw
Saw 2
Saw 3
Saw 4
Saw 5
>character gets hit in the ribs with the full force of a metal pipe
>*Keeps on fighting*
>car chase where the protagonist can't kill anybody for plot reasons
>protagonist knocks a bad guy's car off the road
>it crashes into a tree and explodes, interior of the car is on fire, no doors open
>the next scene you see the bad guys standing outside the car unscathed
>jock pulls knife out and puts it to nerds throat
>you will do my homework nerdo
>nerd grabs blade pushing into his skin drawing blood
>jock moves back shocked
>nerd looks him dead in the eyes
>if your going to threaten me with a knife to my throat atleast cut me alittle
>jock stumbles back further
>who is this guy
>nerd unpauses the game he was playing on his nintendo switch and walks off brushing his shoulder against the jock checking him making him drop his knife
>do your own homework from now on im busy
>limp bizkit my way starts playing as nerd walks off in slowmo
>Character gets serious puncture wound
>Just missed my vital organs
>*sighs*
you should see the other guy
>frail old man gets in fight
>beats the shit out of everyone
Favorite trope. And not entirely impossible IRL
>character gets shot
>Instantly falls to the floor instead of ignoring non lethal hits