>character in his 30s goes to a bar on a friday evening. >sits by the counter ordering beers

>character in his 30s goes to a bar on a friday evening
>sits by the counter ordering beers
>lady across the bar counter is eyeing him a bit
>he chugs what's left of the beer in one go
>hard cut to them having sex
Other tropes so unrealistic they just make you kek audibly?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having had sex before I wouldnt know 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sex isn't even good, it's just wanking but with extra steps and having to tolerate a yapping machine afterwards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How would you feel if Mia goth wanked you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sex isn't even good
        look at this tremendous cope. sour grapes, friend! sour grapes!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It really is that easy if you're attractive. I had no idea myself until I went out to the bars with my much taller/better looking brother and watched as women eye fricked him all night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If your brother looks like you somewhat, you could pull the ol' switcheroo on her and get laid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He does and doesn't. I look like him but with a weak chin, very sunken eyes and zero personality behind them. People often say they can't believe we share the same mother. Girls at the bars tell him he's an adonis and they tell me I "look like I snuck onto the Earth" (real story)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Genetics a b***h. Are you the smart one, at least? Bigger pecker? You gotta have the upper hand in something

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If his brother is good looking that means if he has children they will come out attractive as well. But his brother's children will come out ugly like his brother

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's literally better than me in every way. Graduated from Ivy League while I could only get into state college. Works a seven figure job now while I'm working nightshifts in a field outside my degree. Happy family man with a wife and kid on the way while I'm a worthless junkie without a single friend. I'd like to lay it all on the feet of genetics but honestly he's just a better, nicer, all-around more competent guy than me and has been forever. He's the real deal.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well, at least you're redpilled on ~~*them*~~..... unless your bro does that better too??

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We're israeli lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao
                Just nepomaxx then, ask your bro for some cushy job on his firm or something, he is obligated to abide by israeli law

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is actually the reason he's a loser and his brother is Chad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Comparison is the thief of joy, mon frere.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We're israeli lol

              average channer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know she's trying to needle you to figure out your personality right? What did you say or do in response?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just walked off. Honestly stung pretty bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not supposed to frick people you can stand being around anon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character is taking a shit
    >he only wipes once

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character goes to a bar
    >one beer please

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character is at a supermarket
    >hard cut to him in the tinned foods section

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >character is reading a book
      >hard cut to him turning over a page

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > character says he's not going to do that
    > hard cut to him doing it

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You think its unrealistic to have sex with a woman you meet at a bar? Anon I...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it happened at least 4 times in no particular order to a select few within the continental united states

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually I go to a bar with a group but I stopped by a bar alone the other night because I had a bit of time to kill and got talking to a woman there. Exactly like the meme. No segs because I only had time for 1 drink and left but I can see how it could happen.

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