>Character is called "Duncan Idaho"
>It isn't a George Lucas film
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>Character is called "Duncan Idaho". >It isn't a George Lucas film
>Character is called "Duncan Idaho"
>It isn't a George Lucas film
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As someone from the state, nobody knows what Idaho actually means.
Idaho? Udaho.
It might as well have been
can't wait to meet Jesse Alabama, or Jake Carolina.
I bet you can't, homosexual.
hehe
>Sister Ayn Rand McNally of the Ben and Jerry's
After Dani California, of course
What do you think Star Wars is influenced by?
Akira Kurosawa, Flash Gordon and WW2.
>Jacob Nebraska
>FOR HE IS THE GREENWICH NORTH HACKENSACK
Quizno's Haddock
The Quiznos
>Alia.jpg
Never forget what Dennis Vileneuf took away from you, anons.
>Denzel Washington
>Will Toledo
Wait until the new DUNC when Maro Montana and Wayls Wyoming comes on screen
>James South Georgia And The South Sandwich Islands
Who writes this shit?
Nice try but the names Dunc Anidaho
Dunc N(igger) Idaho
Duncan Duhnaut
>movie is called DUNC
>character is named DUNCman
Incredible post
what direction is he looking at?
Hes got the Eyes of Ibad fren.
Its when you rub melange on your dick and try and put it in a baby Shaia Labouf.
Didnt you even watch it?
>what direction is he looking at?
Can't be Vileneuf's direction, since that's not a thing that exists.
Okay, but will there finally be a Dune Messiah movie so we can see Robo-Duncan plow the shit out of Paul's sister?
>“We recovered the intel from the Fremen spy and it confirms the worst. Somehow Duncan Idaho returned.”
>“Wait, do we believe this?”
>“It cannot be! Duncan is dead!”
>“Face swapping. Gholas. Secrets only the Bene Tleilaxu knew.”
Don't they just clone him a bunch of times in the later novels?
There is a sequence in the Brian novels where they straight up just clone every single notable character of the original novel except as little kids for no reason but to pad the book.
That's unfortunately something started from the end of Chapterhouse.
Chapterhouse only has a Miles Teg clone on top of the mandatory Duncan clone (and Scytale but he'd also been cloned thousands of times)
yeah and he literally dies hundreds of times over the next 5000 years, he's stuck in an eternal hell of rebirth because the atreides love him so much
Yes.
And because of genetic breeding programs overseen by a character that can live for thousands of years, he also is like a moron compared to everyone he's surrounded by. He just keeps getting cloned because he's a likable guy.
>Dunkin Shamokin
Not gonna lie, if I was a prince and had a bodyguard like him I'd let him frick my brains out every night.
perhaps later, after your mom scratches my back for me.
Just came out of an early screening
What did I thought of it?
review are good. is the movie good?
Absolutely, unironically better than the book and the first movie.
They can use that to make a gratis conclution with Messiah
So will they change the name from Jihad and Jihadi to something else for obvious reasons.
They called it a holy war in part 2.
They called it Paul's Crusade in trailers for DUNC part 1.
>is the movie good?
No Alia, too much Zendaya.
Only people who hate Dune, like this guy
, can possibly enjoy DUNC.
I think I will enjoy seeing it. But most certainly will not see it.
> look, guys, I'm stabbing myself in the foot ironically! am I cool yet? will you accept me??
Why do people like Dune? I get liking it on a conceptual level. It has some interesting themes and science-fiction elements. But like, the writing just on a technical level is absolute dogshit. There is absolutely nothing going on character-wise and the pacing is, well, you should already pretty much know is fricked.
There is no reason for the book to be as long as it is, and there is no reason for this adaptation to exist, and in six hours of footage no less. What both entities needed was a proper fricking editor to tell both author and director how moronic their works were and to go back and do another draft.
Goddamn.
The only reason you are uncomfortable with anything longer than a 100mins runtime is due to Studios being greedy israelites and cramming in more screenings per day.
You have become accustomed to a simple israeli trick and somehow started agreeing with them.
True kino should only be a MINIMUM 12 hours or longer.
It was published in the mid 1960s. Books were people's entertainment at the time. Movie theaters existed but you wouldn't go out to the movies every night. TV was the three big networks but at that time their programming was quite limited. There were no VCRs, much less streaming. People had hobbies, listened to records, and read books to pass the time in the evening. Longer books were appealing because you were getting more entertainment for your money.
It's one of the few settings, in my opinion, that feels very wide and very deep.
>And this is my right hand man, Scotty Kentucky.
Dustin Omaha
the scene where he's fighting sardaukar is incredibly stupid
The whole movie is stupid. The battle scene is the most poorly choreographed thing I've ever watched
Frog eyed frick
>Joe Montana
>is a goat
>casting Duncan Idaho
>man who becomes so complex that he's at the same time a kwisatz haderach, a ghola, a near-perfect combatant in a world where hand-to-hand combat has been refined to an art, and a person that engages his wits and pathos against literally living gods
>I know let's cast this meathead dumbo that can't emote worth a shit and can only play roided out dolts
perfect, second only to casting the florentian pig
they should have cast Bautista as Idaho and Mamoa as Rabban, made him the only haired ginger to boot
But Bautista is even stupider than Momoa.
what was his problem
He is a meathead dumbo in book 1
Just cast a different actor and say he is younger. Problem solved.
I'll reserve my judgement until I see him play autistic mentat Idaho in movie 3
I guess they never planned on a franchise if they cast this bloated old guy as Duncan, who has to appear in the prime of life for 5 more books
He'll be no match for Guido NewJersey
Chuck North Dakota
>george washington
Why do people find it bizarre that some people in the future still have English sounding names? There are real people with the surname Idaho, one of these could be his distant ancestor.
>name is Duncan Idaho
>he's somehow not the main character of a series called Dunc
But he pretty much is.
Fan fiction doesn't count.
> Walks into the room
> Private Idaho by the B52s starts playing
Really? A bit silly Villy.
im so tired of that gay. i don't get the appeal and never liked him. got also frickin sucked.
Who will play him in Messiah?
I’ve always heard it said Dune is a cautionary tale against messiahs and white saviors, but this movie makes it out that Paul’s ultimate choices were the only way to save the Fremen. He literally drinks a potion that lets him see all futures and pick out the only future where his people survive.
Fricking KEK, Star Wars has some great names in Brazil like Captain Panaka = Captain Dumbass.
>Dunc 2 Imahoe