>character opens fridge. >grab milk bottle and starts drinking

>character opens fridge
>grab milk bottle and starts drinking

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    blizzard moment

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund moment

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character opens mom's bedroom door
    >grabs breast and starts drinking

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >character opens thread
      >grabs pepe image and starts posting

      >character grabs penis and rubs it up and down
      >milk flies out

      kys frogshitter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >character grabs penis and rubs it up and down
      >milk flies out

      Why did this give me an erection.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to include

        >character wakes up and has a leaky, sweaty anus covered in light layer of golden-brown, shit residue despite showering the night before
        every fricking time

        whoops

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character doesn't gag at the taste of the crusty milk caught in the threads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't blow on it first to knock of the crusty parts

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character opens thread
    >grabs pepe image and starts posting

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do that. Milk is delicious.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use a little saffron. It gives this subtle, yet mind-blowing under-taste.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I myself am of good white stock and therefore only drink raw milk with nothing added to it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ask.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. All your kind does is ask for housing and gibs in white countries. Then you b***h about us being better than you like there's nothing you could possibly do to try to emulate us.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Geez.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesse what the frick are you talking about

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder what your under-taste is

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im so sick of that fricking frog

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING SAVAGES.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do it, ice cold milk every single day. It's fricking great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im lactose intollerant so if i have some delish choco milk it makes my butthole scream and shoot dihharaaeah poo everywhere and it HURTS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people can stop being lactose intolerant if they force themselves to drink a lot of milk, you should try that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dunno... my fat sister has 0 self control and is also lactose intollerant and i've had to start shitting at work because there is always diahreeeeooa poo on the toilet from her 300 pound ass.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you live with your sister?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're married.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              our parents died when we were little kids. since then we just stick together. its probably co-dependency at this point. its not like i can just leave her alone after all this time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's rough. I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Are you two boyfriend and girlfriend, too?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She got nice breasts? I'll take 'er off your hands.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            our parents died when we were little kids. since then we just stick together. its probably co-dependency at this point. its not like i can just leave her alone after all this time.

            >not feeding her until she’s bedbound

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaha. I'll drink another glass or nutritious whole milk for you, friend.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canadian character opens fridge
    >grabs milk bag and starts drinking

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put coffee creamer in my milk sometimes

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character grabs penis and rubs it up and down
    >milk flies out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grandma starts raping faster than Eminem
      >gets slathered with hot milk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      then a granny shows up and starts raping

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character wakes up and has a leaky, sweaty anus covered in light layer of golden-brown, shit residue despite showering the night before
    every fricking time

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink a half gallon of milk every day. No sense dirtying a glass

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american comes home
    >leaves front door wide open and doesn't take of his shoes

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you like milk your nonwhite

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character opens fridge
    >grab milk bottle and starts drinking
    >realizes it's his roommates cum bottle
    >keeps drinking

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character grabs black breast
    >starts drinking milk
    >tastes like chocolate

    >character grabs asian breast
    >starts drinking milk
    >tastes like banana

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking for a man who has recently drunk milk

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