>character sets out to lose virginity
>after overcoming obstacles, gets the girl alone in bed
>takes out penis and jizzes immediately after 1 pump
Why are they like this?
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>character sets out to lose virginity. >after overcoming obstacles, gets the girl alone in bed
I'm a virgin at 31, I'll never lose it
33 in a couple of months
bend over, he'll do it right now so you're done.
I lost my v-card at 30, you can do it.
How did you lose it, what did you change at 30?
How the frick does this even happen? Are you just ugly, extremely autistic, or both? Sex isn't even that big of a deal. The more you think about it the less likely its going to happen. Or just buy a prostitute, anyone that shames you for that is full of shit. Get your dick wet and tell people you got a GF. look at boogie, he did nothing but frick hookers and how he has a mentally damaged 20 year old gf
it's easy for it to happen since all you need to do is not engage with women sexually
Then that's on you. I swear 90% of people who think they are incels are just doing this to themselves. Its fine if you don't want to frick just don't complain that you aren't getting pussy when you aren't doing anything to get it
many of the spergs on here have incredibly toxic personalities and aren't smart or wise enough to even recognise their own pathologies, so they cope by whining about looks or degeneracy or money as factors.
The biggest factor will always be charisma over all, women dream about a charismatic man keeping them entertained for life, and theres less of them than rich guys. It is a learned skill to an extent however.
most men aren't very charismatic and they have gfs. Most women aren't charismatic either
of course, 90% of men aren't particularly charismatic, but 99.99% of women arent either, not that they need to be, much like humor, its a talent men have to try and develop to compete.
But once again, its also a learned skill, ideally by socialising as a kid around both sexes and learning to talk to women without annoying them by being narcissistic and neurotic.
one of the biggest chads i knew a few years back was a mega-manlet asian guy, he had money, but he was VERY charismatic, loud, hosted parties and spoiled all his friends alot, he was chewing through gfs in his 40s with a kid. Granted they were all asians but still.
Once again, >>>if you're fun to be around and well liked by your peers, of both sexes women will like you<<< they may not be 10/10s, but they will like you. I am an incel myself, but its purely for these reasons;
I HATE fat chicks, obesity is a very gross trait
i dont like tattoos but its not a dealbreaker, however subconsciously it puts me off so i don't try
i wanna date white, within my own race
no old b***hes, i need someone in her late 20s at most cuz i want kids.
I dont put myself out there much, and i have a solid job, but its not glamorous and very dead end so women get put off by lack of ambition. Otherwise im an attractive 5'7 italian guy who has to fend off asian + fat chicks all the time, waiting for someone more worthy.
Not the guy you responded to but its not about that. Just have some positive fricking aspects about you. All these people complaining about not getting laid have zero good aspects about them and are utterly useless people. Bring SOMETHING to the table. Literally anything.
I've got my big wiener not that they'd know since they don't give me a chance
>All these people complaining about not getting laid have zero good aspects about them
I finished college. Have an above average paying stable job. My own apartment and car. Am Cinemaphile and I know how to cook and I play 3 different instruments.
Never even kissed
do you socialize with women in a way that makes it clear you're interested in them sexually?
take a guess
I hope i didn't get stupider reading this post but I suspect I did.
In the future, just say the fricking thing directly. Don't ask questions like a poofter unless the person is willfully being a c**t
That's all on you? What do you expect women to do? I thought women were all vapid prostitutes who frick anything that moves but then they become impossible to talk to and scary and you expect them to just throw themselves at you. you probably just have a shitty personality or you are actively ignoring signs OR (here's the one no one likes) your standards are ridiculously high and you won't settle for anything other than a Christian wheat fields tradwife
I don't expect anything, just proving to that anon that the quantity of "good aspects" alone literally don't mean shit, hell you can be a lowlife poor hoodrat literal criminal and get girls if you want
I guess. I've never had any issue getting laid so I really can't offer you anything other than just put yourself out there and don't be a b***h. I used to have trouble with girls and then eventually I didn't. But I wouldn't recommend doing anything I did lol I would absolutely trade places with you. Getting laid is not all its cracked up to be.
You can have more charisma than anyone around you, but if you're also 5'4 and a bald chinless indian turbomanlet women won't magically find you attractive
not all women, but some yeah
you just have to lower your standards, lower than they have to
sure but some will still be into you and you're not the indian turbomanlet you described
>You can have more charisma than anyone around you, but
You don't.
Also the meme about being short is exactly just that, a meme. Anyone who's not White, or Black, is almost always on average 5'5 and their women are like 5'1. Indians, Mexicans, Filipinos, Japanese, Nicaraguans, Koreans, Chinese, other kinds of Chinese, etc.
The one exception being Mongolians who for some reason are almost always 6'++++
Maybe if you're doing the ultimate heightcel meme of refusing to settle for nothing less than a 6'4 swedish supermodel.
That's not true at all, I have seen the ugliest fricking people on Earth with 10/10s because they are funny and a good time to be around. Like the anon said.... toxic personalities.... and it sounds like you have one.
>I have seen the ugliest fricking people on Earth with 10/10s
I bet those "ugliest fricking people" were not also short
>The biggest factor will always be charisma over all, women dream about a charismatic man keeping them entertained for life, and theres less of them than rich guys. It is a learned skill to an extent however.
But how do you do this? Why do people say "just be funny", "just be charismatic", "confidence, just fake it till you make it" as if being a funny, charismatic, confident person is just a switch you can decide to flick and just be that?
I think I might be actually autistic. Most of my conversations with other people consists of me trying to talk like a normal person as hard as I can. A standard normie. It takes so much effort for me to not sound like a childish moron. And it's so fricking exhausting. I don't have any mental energy left to be funny, charismatic or confident.
Wtf am I supposed to do?
you need to talk to people more, but you need to analyse whats happening around you, what are their favourite pet topics to discuss? do a bit of research on them, not alot, just a bit, enough to have questions or opinions and throw them back and forth.
At least you're asking the right questions, go hit up youtube and start searching for answers from there. Cinemaphile and r*ddit have accumulated 90% of the least charismatic, most unlikable people on earth, you're being stupid to ask such questions here.
Charisma is king, and charisma is more than just speaking and being funny, its good body language, a genuine smile and laugh, dressing appropriately and having a degree of fashion sense, and being willing to do almost anything to make sure the people around you are having fun, including ruining your own fun for yourself.
Find what interests you, hang out with those people, get better at talking to people, and grow from there. Also stop thinking and caring so much about what other people think. If you are socially awkward and autistic, just be socially awkward and autistic. Will people not like you or want to be around you? absolutely. Will people like you a lot and consider you a good friend? Absolutely. Remember that you aren't that special and there are millions and millions of people on this planet you can get a long with and more than likely they live around you.
I have this work colleague who always says cringy shit with an akward laugh and has a stutter. He's married. The thing is he's fully aware of he way he is and manifests it unapologetically, which makes him likeable since he comes across as genuine. You'll never be able to make everyone like you so don't worry about every conversation like you're defusing a bomb and need the perfect thing to say
>Will people not like you or want to be around you? absolutely.
i can't get over this. this is unacceptable to me. for better or worse, a person's worth in society is determined by how many people like them. considering that society is all there is, this means that people liking you or not determines your fundamental worth. therefore, i can't afford to have anyone not like me, and no one can dislike me if i don't interact with them
>Find what interests you
The problem here is when you tell this to an adult virgin he will just think of individual hobbies/interests 99% of the time, not something social or group oriented. It's not like an adult virgin schizoid will suddenly be interested in group book readings or whatever
Girls love hearing you lore dump about elder scrolls and give your political synopsis of fallout. Hell, just fricking explain why you enjoy American psycho exactly how Bateman described Huey Lewis and the news.
Just don't outright hate women and don't outright be racist. You can totally criticize immigration btw I've had a nice rant about how there's too many poojerts with a danger hair girl and she called me back.
JUST BE PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING IT DOESNT MATTER
>Girls love hearing you lore dump about elder scrolls and give your political synopsis of fallout.
no they don't, why are you lying?
There is only one rule. Be atttactive. Then you can rant even about elder scrolls. If you are ugly, nothing you could say will change it.
Girls that are ALREADY attracted to you like hearing you talk passionately about anything.
My frick with girls who like stories and reading and I mostly enjoy analysing the stories of games. But yeah maybe because I look attractive girls just listen to me ramble like an autist.
hello Henry Cavill, pleased to meet you
This dude is like 90% right.
Girls will accept that you have an 'incorrect' opinion if you either:
a) 'just don't understand the issue and she can fix you'
b) you know what you're talking about and you seem to have an 'in' on information that she doesn't
as long as you don't embarrass her in front of her friends or parents, or come off as a nutjob or conspiracy theorist. If you get a sincere 'I never thought of it that way' that's a good sign.
Even something like "I hate cats. I could never have a kitten in my home."
And she's like "omg i luv kitties so much, how can you be such a monster?"
"My father was allergic to cats, and when he would get sick from a cat being around, he'd come home and beat the shit out of me and my mom. I associated cats with that violence... and now I guess I'm just.... broken..."
"omg im so hot right now (i still need to talk him into getting a kitty)"
This. I used to date hardcore shitlib girls and I would get drunk and yell racist shit and they would just go with it because I was good at sex. Looking back at some of those "relationships" I am actually shocked with how much they put up with. I dated this one chick in my hardcore, alt-right phase and I was legit reading her Kurt Doolittle's propertarian essay despite neither of use knowing what the frick he was saying.
I wish I knew when I was being racist. I thought i was hiding it well but a girl I was dating for 2 months told me she was afraid to introduce me to her friends because I always say sus shit. Broke up with me soon after.
>I swear 90% of people who think they are incels are just doing this to themselves.
true. The issue is that get into a mindset that's hard to escape. Like the guy above who is saying nobody wants to frick him anyways since hes close to 30 and a virgin. Then they start browsing doomer and incel forums and the hole keeps getting deeper cause they not have all this reinforcement from other people in the same situation telling them its over and it bleeds into their personality, demeanor and everything they do
I use Expensive escorts. I workout and all that jazz but alot of women were not into me
I'm always amazed how some people can't even fathom how can someone be an adult virgin.
It's extremely easy, just don't actively pursue women. Boom, you're an adult virgin, that easy.
if prostitutes are my only option I would honestly rather die a kissless virgin
Why? Did you see a hooker on TV and were like "eew! that girl is smoking crack and is a shitty person! bleh!". Unless you are trolling the streets looking for crack prostitutes, most of the working girls you meet are sweet and kind. They are used to having clients who are older guys, virgins, ugly dudes, guys are that generally desperate. And you aren't paying for sex if you use an escort service, you're paying for a date. Sometimes they'll frick you, sometimes they won't. Look into it. I work with a guy whose face got fricked up in a car crash and takes out escorts because he's ashamed to try to be in a real relationship. He doesn't even frick them, he just takes them out for company. Give it some though, its not worth dying a kissless virgin and you won't get any brownie points for being le based
I fricked escorts before and the girlfriend experience is nice and all but there's always that feeling that she's not really into me and she's only doing it because I'm paying her. With a woman who's with you for you it's, ofcourse, entirely different
I treat every experience with women as practice. You're going to fumble it with some women, that's ok. You're just practicing for the girl who's your 1%
>Why?
Because a prostitute don't fix adult male virgin problems. It's just paying for condomed mastubation by proxy. Hell, I'd even still be kissless after it.
You fail to understand, sex mechanics are like 0.1% of the problems of an adult male virgin. An adult virgin can go to a prostitute every other day and he'd still be a clueless virgin in any IRL situation.
it's about being interesting enough to a woman that she willingly gets naked with you without getting paid for it, which is a basic part of being a man
prostitutes dont count.
Explain this to me without using doomer-speak or something you heard in a movie.
you have to love the woman
Nah, penis went inside vegana. The deed is done.
Paying a prostitute and saying you lost your virginity is like printing a certificate online saying you are a priest now. None of this shit actually matters yet the person lies to themselves about it anyway.
This is the stupidest thing I have ever fricking heard. A virgin means you haven't fricked. When you frick you are no longer a virgin. When you graduate college you earn a degree. Also what to stop you from fricking a girl the regular way (which still involves paying money btw) after you frick a hooker? Does your virginity get scrambled in the void preventing it from every truly being lost, even if you have a child? The more I talk to people on here the more I'm convinced you believe veganas have magical powers.
>The more I talk to people on here the more I'm convinced you believe veganas have magical powers.
Surely the person saying there's benefit in paying a pros' to lose your virginity is the person ascribing magical powers to veganas. As the anon you're replying to suggested, you still have all the problems that come with adult male virginity even if you pay a hooker to let you stick your dick in her. You still don't know the language of romance or sexuality.
I'm not saying the sort. If you want to get laid, frick a hooker. I think that if having a gf means that much to you do that.
whose to say an escort can't teach you something about women or relationships? Whose to say you have to frick them? If what you want is to be more comfortable around women, PUT yourself around women. Maybe that includes buying a hooker, explaining your situation, and maybe JUST MAYBE she might help your ass out. Stop acting like she's just a sex doll with a heartbeat, that is an actual woman with actual life experience. Don't consider it buying a girl to frick think of it like hiring a personal trainer. Also hire ESCORTS not PROSTITUTES. Escorts go on a date with you they will only have sex with you if THEY want to. You can get them online through an agency. Nathan Fielder did it on Nathan For You.
Anon you are telling 30 year old virgins to go pay hookers so they can give them dating advice on how to get women.
Do you understand how beyond moronic you sound? Fricking LMAO
How's that moronic? Whatever they are doing now clearly isn't working lmao that's why they are 30 year old virgins. Even if the hooker gives them shitty advice, at least they are getting used to being around a woman. Or just don't take my advice. I have friends who are also pathetic virgins/got pity fricked by an ugly girl and they NEVER take my advice, get angry with me, and continue to be virgins. At a certain point they just don't want to frick.
They'd do much better just talking to the ladies bagging their groceries.
no they wouldn't. I really believe simply feeling a pussy would be enough to help some of these guys. Or at least having a girl cuddle up with them. OR AT LEAST GO TO A STRIP CLUB AND GET SOME breasts IN YOUR FACE. Options homie, if it wasn't considered taboo in this moronic, puritanical ass country these virgins would be at the brothel 24/7. I thought you gays cared about returning to tradition. I guess tradition only means a methodist revival.
You clearly have no understanding of adult virgin problems.
Prostitutes and strip clubs solve ZERO virgin problems. What do you think, after an adult virign goes a strip club suddenly he's a Chad pussy slayer? If anything he'd probably avoid women even more after that
You are a fricking buffoon, kek. Stop putting pussy onto a pedestal.
Not putting pussy onto a pedestal is one of the main reasons why I'm still a kissless virgin.
If anything I should start caring MORE if I want to change anything
>still hasn't had sex
>telling someone who was a virgin and had sex what works for virgins
are you serious right now?
He's right though, the ideological surrender of knowing you literally cannot get a woman attracted to you unless you're straight up paying her is a depressing way to go out.
Maybe the reason of that is because you use words like "ideological surrender" when describing fricking a hooker lol. I'm sure your ancestors are looking down at you with admiration from /misc/ approved heaven quietly saying in angelic whispers, "based", as you turn off your PC and jerk off to sleep on xmas eve.
Dude, stop being so fricking obtuse. I swear to fricking God, adult virgins are the most difficult people to speak to because they will ask for advice and then immediately shit on your advice. Its not about BECOMING A CHAD you dumbfrick, its about getting used to being around women. Go to the gym, work out, better yourself, find a way to be around women in a sexual way. That doesn't mean going to church or trying to have a weird convo with some lady at the store. That means being around horny or potentially horny women. Will it suck at first? YES. Will you think its impossible? YES. Is it actually impossible? Look at yourself in the mirror, ask yourself how is it you exist, and then ask yourself that question again. If your failed father managed to get some gash and have a kid you can too
>Look at yourself in the mirror, ask yourself how is it you exist, and then ask yourself that question again. If your failed father managed to get some gash and have a kid you can too
holy kek
>How's that moronic?
Asking any woman on how to get women is straight up moronic. And you upped the moronation by saying virgins should ask not normal women but literal prostitutes on how to get women, fricking lmao
The problem of a virgin isn't the fact that he never inserted his dick into a vegana you dumb moron, but the fact that he's an unwanted man who is clueless in terms of how to get any girl in the first place.
Which is why even if an adult virgin does go to a prostitute he will still remain the same clueless "virgin" in any real life situation when it comes to getting girls. Paying to insert your condomed dick into hooker pussy won't fix anything
>How the frick does this even happen?
pic related
anyway, for me (i'm 25), all i had to do was stay inside all the time on Cinemaphile and video games, and when i did go out not talk to women at all because of a triple-headed fear of being accused of harassment, rejection, and looking like an autist (can't lose if you don't play the game). in short, don't go out and don't talk to women. it's that easy
Women don't have anything to really say anyway. You could get more in-depth conversations from a 10 year old about probably any subject on earth.
you still have time anon, keep trying, working on yourself, get a social job like a barman or card dealer at a casino or something.
Why though
because nothing creates more bitterness than regret, your body will start to fail you in small and big ways once you're past 30, and things like walking around the city all night will not really be possible because your hip or knee or achilles heel will start fricking up.
See a shrink idc mate, Cinemaphile is the worlds worst therapist for those who need to be told what to do with their lives.
why would you walk around the city all night?
That entire thing of "regret of not trying hurts more than trying" does not work for me, at least for my near 3 decades of life.
I am only becoming more and more content with the fact that I will more than likely die as a lone kissless virgin, not motivated to change my situation or do something about it. In fact I wish regret of inaction would hurt more because then I'd be motivated to stop being a kissless virgin still living in my childhood room avoiding anything and everything around me. But clearly regret doesn't hurt more, so I remain in this non life state.
I completely disagree. Regret is only worse when you know for a fact you'll be rejected.
It's easy as shit, just be lazy, unmotivated, jobless, and socially inept. You could even do it on purpose because it's that easy.
>Prostitutes
Literally better to die a virgin
you're paying for it either way, moron
It isn't even about money. I would only feel even more pathetic if I went to a prostitute, would literally die a virgin if that's my only option
With prostitutes, it costs both money and dignity. Your penis is getting wet, but you didn't earn it.
I was just terminally autistic and so low self-esteem I just never really tried to sexualize, the thing is: I'm actually fairly attractive and most girls were intimidated because I'm 6'3.
Yes, I lost it at 30 even though I'm that tall.
y'all should link up
Ive been coming way faster than usual. I could usually hold it 10 mins, but now i can blow a load within a minute. i dont like it
I can last 15 minutes
Have you been jerking quickly more often? Your body gets used to it. Don’t jerk for please jerk for stamina
Man wtf. The first time I had sex I lasted like an hour and a half and made my GF climax twice, I was genuinely astounded at how inaccurate the portrayals of dudes losing their virginity in movies were. My friends largely had the same experience too, so I know I’m not alone. Did you guys never watch porn as a teenager something? It’s possible that desensitized me. Not to mention, ever since I stopped using a condom I tend to last closer to 30-45 min, but that’s still more than the 10-15 min often portrayed.
Oh wait, I just read the rest of the thread, seems it actually is a matter of porn desensitization.
Jesus, that's harsh. Mine was an 18 year old latina I met through a friend. Maybe I was anxious about my virginity being too obvious, but from what I heard from a third party she didn't think I was, which helped soften the blow a fair bit. But yeah, it really put me off. Recently I started working up to trying again but the memory still lingers. I feel both freed from a curse but also entrapped into something else.
There’s really no point in fricking for longer than ten minutes. Her pussy starts to loosen and it makes nutting near impossible. Not to mention I’ve got better shit to do with my time.
women will get offended more often than not if you go past something like 20 min. They'll start to feel really self concious about not being able to get you off
kek, is that what your little japanese cartoons told you about sex?
kek everyone who actually fricks knows thats true. They'll get pissed about you cumming to quick and about you not cumming at all or pounding away until theh get sore
I can go literally hours.
The problem is that I can't fricking cum from penetration
That's what I get for doing nothing but jerk off to depraved porn before losing virginity at 28
shut the frick up moron 95% of all men in the world would be envious of you.
Might be a hornonal thing. Depression can apparently make you cum much quicker.
Same my gf even laughs sometimes and we've been together near 10 years
same, I have periods when I can't get it up, when I cum in seconds or when cumming just doesn't feel any good and sex/masturbation only worsen my mood
Shit sucks
So, the bigger question is does it make you stop.or can you continue on, hopefully for a significant time?
Same for me. How does it manifest? In my case, I get a foggy mind and can't really focus - I am having a bit of stress with IRL affairs at the moment, so it could be just that tough.
Bit unrealistic compared to not being able to get it up at all and the woman finally shaking her head in disappointment after multiple tries.
lay off the porn, my man
I can never get it up on the first date, second time around everything works perfectly, has happened 6/7 times in a row
The trick is to just not coom for a week.
Can a man even lose his virginity? Like isn’t the concept of virginity to make sure women haven’t been fricked so as to leave out any doubts about who the father may be? Seems weird for guys to care like what is your penis cherry getting popped lol
No, it's like how men never used to wear wedding rings, because it was just a way to indicate that women were married and off limits.
>Can a man even lose his virginity?
Yes, although most americans or israelites don't. Your foreskin is slightly attached to the glans of the penis in your formative years
What the frick are you even saying?
Emotionally, yes.
>character sets out to lose his virginity
>can't find the hole
>gives up and says he's too tired
this doesn't actually happen irl right?
Generally the girl will help you with that but the wetness should be readily apparent unless you skip kissing and foreplay like a moron
>unless you skip kissing and foreplay like a moron
we kissed in one room then she lead me up to another and i tried going straight to penetration after we undressed like a moron
Next time make out with her on the bed for awhile and rub her clit. Don't finger her! Women hate being fingered for more than a small amount of time, then everything else will be easy
This is what I'm most anxious of. Its instantly going to out me as a virgin when I'm struggling to find it.
Nah, it can be hard to find even for non virgins. Particularly if it's your first time having sec with that person. Different heights and body types mean you have to position your body differently.
Just slip your hand down there and gently feel around for it.
>can't find the hole
... you've got a one in two shot. It's the anterior hole. Or are you taking about morbidly obese women?
Just say "Guide me in."
It makes it even hotter.
this:
or just use your hands to rub her down there first, it's also hot and she won't know you're a moron
I remember in high school when my gf said we should do it without a condom. It's impossible the first time not to cum in one pump
That's why you knock out a quick one before heading out
this guy knows
frick to the no, I'd rather risk busting a nut too early than risk not getting hard at all
>jizzes immediately after 1 pump
The only reason this didn't happen to me is because I had a desensitized dick from fapping.
It’s to show that the goals they had at the beginning of the film were shallow and fairly ignorant. By the end they realize what they thought they wanted and what they actually needed were two different things.
I cum in like 30 seconds. How do I fix this?
for me I only cum fast with porn, with an actual girl I last forever
Crank one out an hour or two before you have sex or just get more comfortable with the person you're fricking. If that doesn't work there are drugs that delay orgasm, alcohol would be the most common, kratom works well for a lot of people.
Numbing creams, condom. You can try the reverse kegel route but it takes a long time. Ssri’s help but don’t do that. Adderall will help lol. Goon to no porn with a death grip and try and do more than 20 minutes every time but don’t cum. Make your body get used to using your dick without cumming
So doing that last part will let me build up tolerance? I don't want to have to use creams or drugs. Why can't this shit be built up like a muscle or something?
Yeah the last part will help but might take a while. People in this thread will tell you about death/iron grip
Would jerking off exclusively with a flashlight or Tenga desensitize my dick?
Probably not, your hand is always going to be harder. If you use lube it would probably help you get used to what a pussy is like, so it’ll probably help you get into the right frame of mind when you do have sex as it will feel familiar = less pressure
if you want to last longer practice edging when jerking off. bring yourself to the point of nearly cumming and then stop for a min, then back there again, then rinse and repeat. It also makes it so you have massive cumshots.
not in my experience. The Fleshlight is more stimulating than a vegana since it's designed to be that way. A vegana is much more subtle with the sensations
Mine isn't as bad as 30 seconds, but usually come quicker than I want. In my experience it's all about relaxation
When I'm feeling chilled, I can go longer. A warm bath, a beer and no time pressure is a good combination
>have death grip syndrome
>sometimes can't even feel the pussy and get soft
>when it finally gets hard, I cum in less than a minute because I'm anxious I'll get soft
>sometimes can't even feel the pussy and get soft
It's because you're fricking a woman who was blown out by Demitrius.
Kissing and cuddling feels a thousand times better than sex
This. I hate when the girl says we should go into the bedroom. I prefer kissing and hand stuff
Guys only want one thing and it's fricking disgusting
What I imagine dating Emma Myers is like tbh
I try not to imagine such things, it makes me suicidal.
>Emma will never excitedly take you to her room and show you her stuffed animal collection
She's not wrong, considering chickens' ancestors.
A child???
>Kuromi
Red flag
This. Personally I'd be satisfied with kissing and humping until I finish.
Lost mine last week at 29 years old, had really bad performance anxiety and struggled to stay hard but it worked in the end, didn't cum tho. Stay away from porn lads, it's all I ever used to jerk off and my dick didn't know what to do without it.
I had that happen when I had sex in hs. I beat my dick in such a way as to have it not cum when I actually had sex. Trained my dick though and eventually was able to cum. Train yourself anon. Jack off with only your left hand for a week or two.just rub the shaft up and down don’t do anything crazy.
Genuinely how do you get a girl as a 29 year old virgin? I am 27 and it literally doesn't seem possible.
Do you ever use dating apps? It's like fishing, you just have to be patient and wait until you get a bite. And be honest about your hobbies, there's a lot of gamer girls looking for a gamer hubby
No I don't.
Don't know if you don't try.
homie I've tried. No bites after a year.
>wait until you get a bite.
>he doesn't know
What dating apps do you recommend and why?
The real world, because that's where women are.
t. out of touch boomer
Everyone is terminally online these days, ESPECIALLY women.
I watched a movie where Sonic goes to the real world dude, it didn't turn out too well for him.
Lmao, I’m literally watching that movie with my GF as I post.
I met her on WoW, she's a 28 year old Dutch girl with a pretty nice skinny body. I never use dating apps or ever really tried to get girls before so I guess I got lucky. I think she's my soulmate too, so I hope I can come for her when she visits in a couple of weeks.
Guys, should we tell him?
Tell me what? You gonna spout some shit about her age and roastie? Don't care mate, I've never felt as happy as I do when we cuddle and fall asleep together, she's like my other half and I've never met anyone like her. We're both homosexuals here but I'll be a happy one.
You still haven’t met her lol
I visited her last week moron, like I said that's when I lost my virginity
He sounds cute bro
>didn't cum tho
wait how the hell does that work
Take any supplements?
>cum within the first 15 minutes
>dick stays hard for at least 40 minutes until I cum again
nothin' personell, two-pump-chumps
Personally I thank the years of busting again and again to multiple porn videos and being genuinely thrilled to be sticking my dick in something other than my hand or a toy. That joy is what keeps me going
Kino justification
Does it not hurt your dick? How old are you?
My dick only starts hurting around the 3rd or 4th one in a day
I'm only 26
>have iron grip when jerking it
>can frick a girl for hours without cumming
>girls actually seem to like this even less than cumming in one minute
You premature bros dont know how good you got it. At least you get to shoot your load.
This is good when you see your girl once a week. If you live with them yeah they start to hate the fact that you don’t cum lol. I just learnt to eat them out and it helped kek
>I just learnt to eat them out
Cuck.
Virgin.
It really depends, if she’s a virgin and shaves and keeps it clean, then eating a girl out can be a downright pleasurable experience, but in any other case it just feels gross.
I'm like this but only half the time
The other half I cum right away
Well think about it from their perspective. Are they hot enough to make you lose control and cum immediately or are you just trying out positions you saw in a porn for hours on end? Which one sounds preferable?
Nobody relates to me. I can get it up I just can't cum. I'm just pounding away at the pussy for 40 minutes and I can't even feel a tickle of an orgasm. I've been with 9 different women, most of whom are bombshell models and everytime I just PLAP away until the get sore.
It's like chewing on food and not being able to swallow, it's miserable
For people with PE that would be amazing. Your nightmare is someone’s dream
You'd think but women get so offended if you don't cum. They understand if you can't get it up at all, they know it's a symptom or anxiety. But they take it personally if you don't cum, like their pussy isn't good enough. I've had more than a few drop me because they didn't like long sex.
Never get it twisted. Girls like a short sex session. But a long one than goes on for 30 min? Quite a few don't enjoy it. Some do and they are champions.
They get offended if you cum too quickly. They get offended if you don't cum or it takes you too long to cum. They're never happy with anything.
what happens usually as a fellow death-gripper is that you frick them and they're in to it for the first 10-20 mins and then they lose interest and their pussy dries up faster than the sahara when they know you're not going to cum and they begin to see sex as a chore with you.
You're also right that a lot of girls think they arent hot enough or have something wrong with them if they cant make you cum. But then after a while they just think the problem (rightfully) lays with you and dump your ass quickly.
Only way to cure deathgrip is to not jerk off for 2-3 weeks. Which is near impossible if you're a porn-addicted moron like half the people on here including me. Being raised by the internet has fricked us all.
How long does it take you to cum to porn?
2 minutes
Interesting. I’m guessing you have a specific thing you like to cum to? Maybe think about that when fricking
like 10-15 mins
Death grip is when your dick gets used to the huge amount of pressure you put on it when jacking off though. Its the sensation of feeling that pressure that a pussy cant replicate, so abstaining from jerking it for 2-3 weeks brings back the sensitivity in your wiener again and you're able to cum from a pussy/mouth/whatever
Does death grip make you lose hardness quicker or anything?
not really. I just can frick for a long time while rock hard without really feeling much pleasure and without cumming. Once or twice it hasnt stayed rock hard but i think thats more to do with drinking before sex.
How are you getting these bombshell models?
Im a lookism Chad but socially moronic and broke. So I can get a one night stand off tinder but the next night they want nothing to do with me.
He's one of the best SSBM players of all time.
I'm sorry, Mew2King.
stop jerking off for 2 weeks.
make it 4 from experience
stop beating your meat so much
I had the same problem. If I dont jerk it then I can come from (1) position, which is prone bone. sometimes I can come from others but rarely
Smoke weed and take a gas station sick pill also a little caffeine
You might just be able to cum
Smoking weed will make it harder from my experience. All you need to do is take zinc every day and nofap for a few days before
Smoking weed has helped me cum from pussy and head while wearing a condom keep in mind I have death grip with both hands and have been fapping to hardcore since I was 13
I've only had sex once and that's what happened to me. I'm scared it'll happen again.
I have death grip syndrome and phimosis.
It's over.
Me too bro cant cum at all from sex and have to jackhammer my dick for 10 mins to feel anything there
Really fricks with my emotional state as when I have sex with girls they get the shits from me not being able to orgasm
I cum too quick and this sounds like heaven kek women have fricked up
stop jerking off for 2 weeks.
that's a man
Sauce?
My homie I've only been probe masterbating with a pillow my entire life, have phimosis too but I still pop big nuts somehow
Reading this thread is quite an eye opener, I lost my virginity last week I could get hard but struggled to stay hard, my dick really liked throat fricking her but a regular blowjob felt meh, fricked her with a condom but couldn't feel much and didn't cum. I was expecting to bust a nut as soon as she touched my dick. I thought I was a freak but you lads seem to be the same, I think it's performance anxiety and porn addiction, is there a way to fix this?
Exposure therapy,anxiety relief nootropics,stop watching hardcore porn and actively think about not strangling your wiener when jeriking it
stop jerking off for 2+ weeks. Then make sure it stays that way. Your sensitivity will come back.
>throat fricking on your first time
do zoomers really
Porn has been devastating for the zoomer generation.
>somehow get cute 21 year old coworker naked in my bed ready for sex
>can't stay hard with condom
My life is a joke tbh
Yeah same
I'm going on trt soon. Going to take cialas every day, and nofap
Its 100% porn addiction/dependency
We are gonna make it
Listen bud you managed to get her there and that's what matters most.
Yeah and we went on one date after and she ghosted me since
Doesn't matter, for one night she acquiesced, you won anon, you won
I got 1/3 of my dick in her for a bout 2 seconds and that was it
Once you’ve felt raw it’s impossible to go back to condoms.
I think this was the problem. The girl I dated in high school wanted to go raw by the 12th grade so for like 3 years I only ever had it raw. Then going back to condoms with new girls killed me
Try a bigger condom.
When I lost my virginity I thought
>harder+faster=better at sex.
But a vegana expands for the dick and if you're purposely stretching it out it won't feel as tight. You need to go slow and really feel the texture and use your head like a swab to feel everything.
I used to have hours of dirty sex with my meth addict gf. It's hard to cum on meth but you stay hard forever. It's insane.
READ THIS IF YOU STRUGGLE WITH DEATH GRIP
Boys I know the cure for death grip and it doesn't involve no fap
99% of the pleasure in your dick is in the head. What you need to do is take just 2 fingers (index and thumb) and GENTLY stimulate around the foreskin near the head but not down the shaft.
It will be difficult for a few days, but eventually you will be able to cum just but twisting around the tip of your head.
This guarantees sensitivity and prevents the rest of your penis from feeling numb during sex. Once you do this you'll never go back to regular masterbating.
nah, i have cured death grip multiple times by just not jerking off for 2 weeks. The problem is that i went back to jerking off daily which slowly brings the death grip back in full force.
The trick is to only use a Fleshlight after you've gone your 2 week period and never jerk off more than 3-4x per week with it.
My method is better, trust me. You'll always relapse and relying on a Fleshlight is even more unhealthy. Better to just use 2 fingers and stimulate the head. You'll cum sooner anyway without destroying the nerves. And you will cum normally even if you masterbated the night before sex.
Jerking off daily made me cum quicker 🙁
What if I want death grip to last longer?
thanks Jordan
The first time I tried having sex with my gf that I had dated for 3 months in high school I was so nervous I couldn’t even get my dick hard. She would play with it or suck it to get it mostly hard but as soon as she tried putting the tight ass condom on I would just deflate immediately. A few days later we tried it again and I was able to keep a mostly erect penis but pulled out way too early and told her to finish me off and then just went soft again.
Shit like this is very normal but insecure people (almost everyone) will lie about it. No one knows how to have sex before they've done it a few times. How did you perform after that? Did you get better?
Yeah I remember specifically the 3rd time we had sex was when everything got good. I had smoked weed before coming to her house and we basically just starting fricking as soon as I got there and my dick was harder than ever. After that I could get hard every time without weed
I was always astounded to find how much weed helps make sex feel better, you’d think it would do the opposite but somehow I just get way more excited when I’m high. Idek if it affects my stamina, but it definitely lets me get harder and makes the sex feel more thrilling.
Forgot to mention I basically quit wearing condoms completely after this while dating her and to this day I think if I ever got a chance to get laid again I just straight up wouldn’t do it if they told me to wear a condom. I don’t even watch porn if the guy is wearing a condom and I’ll quit reading a doujin if the artist includes the MC wearing one because I know it feels like nothing while you’re fricking.
Same, in all regards. Condoms ruin the experience much more than some would think, even thin ones drastically decrease how pleasurable the experience feels.
>Tfw she tells me I'm not allowed to cum inside her before sex
>Tfw she's blushing at my size
>Tfw she's riding me like an Amazon
>Tfw she takes it out, rips off my condom and starts riding me harder
Does being ridden feel good? I wouldn’t really know, I’m exclusively a top guy.
What? What the frick do you mean "top". You're not a homosexual so don't use homosexual terms for sex with women. Just say you exclusively do missionary
You just don’t wanna say that you’re bottom lol
Top and bottom are literal gay terms you moronic homosexual. Top means penetrator and bottoms are people who are penetrated.
Being underneath a woman while she's riding you isn't being a bottom. Don't tell me you unironically call yourself a top when talking about straight sex? People think you're just a gay man
Maybe im small dicked or something but my girl could only orgasm when riding me. I liked how wild she got in that position and obviously it feels good having to do nothing except grabbing her hips or breasts.
Same here bro, I was always a doggystyle guy but my girl could only get off by being on top
Depends. If you can get the position just right you can get her pubic bone stroking your glans which is a first class ticket to coom city. In general though it's obviously harder to get into it if you like being dominant.
It lets them grind their clit along your pelvis. It's not a dick size thing.
I've never cummed just from being ridden, but once the girl comes I start pumping her while she's still orgasming and that often does the trick
But nothing really beats a good blowjob
things that never happened.
I have never kissed a girl. I have never held one's hand. And I never will.
I don't even want sex, I just want to kiss her lips, fondle her breasts and rub my dick up and down her leg. What kind of sexuality is this
I came really fast during my few first times of having sex and nowadays I can't stay hard for long or get exhausted while fricking. But for a few years in-between I was a sexual fricking tyrannosaurus who could just pound forever.
Do women know they're fricking a virgin?
Only if you do some moronic shit like not finding the hole. Having great sex is mostly something you get in a relationship because of the bond you have
To be fair, pussy hole is always just a little bit lower than where you think it is, always.
it gets better when you're 45
t. 45 year old
Explain sir anon please.
>t. 24 yo virgin
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Go and kiss one then
If only it was that easy
it is. Used to feel the same way until 27 until I saw some nearly obese homosexual throw cringy sentences at some girl and take her home. The biggest thing holding you back is your anxiety. Be unapologetically yourself and be straightforward with your desires. Being an adult virgin I'd say is in 90%+ of cases a combination of being a shut in and being shy. You actually have to put yourself out there
I have to do the very opposite of being myself if I want anything to change
You are right about the anxiety/shy part though
what I mean is that at this point your personality is pretty much cemented and there is no point in pretending to be something you are not because the mask will eventually slip. This is assuming you want a gf and not just a one night stand. An example of this is that if you're an avid gamer you can't just go and say "oh I never do that nerd shit" and try to act cool about it. You have to own it since its one your main hobbies and if you do, you could potentially find a girl who is into it aswell and you bond over it. I talked about anime with my wife on the first date. I had no idea she was into it and I could have hidden the fact that I'm a weeb to come off more like a Chad but it's something we ended up bonding over
>there is no point in pretending to be something you are
But I have to pretend to some degree at least, going out there saying to a woman that I never even kissed while being almost 30 is just moronic, it will only make things worse.
Watching anime in 2023 isn't even considered a weird thing anymore, while I can guarantee you that being a kissless virgin who never was in any kind of relationship at near 30 years of age is most definitely seen as very weird by nearly all of society, especially women.
You don't go into past relationship talk on the first couple of dates
it was considered really nerdy back then. like not washing yourself basement dweller nerdy
>going out there saying to a woman that I never even kissed while being almost 30 is just moronic, it will only make things worse.
i didnt tell the girl i lost my v plates to i was a virgin until after because i was embarrassed but she didnt care when i told her she was even kind of excited she got to take my virginity
Once she gets to know you past the self imposed issue of no relationship experience, assuming shes into you, the chances of her dropping you over it are slim. If she does, she isn't someone you want in your life anyways. There is no point in beating yourself up over something like this anyways since you can't turn back time. You have to accept the past and make sure you don't keep going a way you don't want to in the future. If you end up getting into deep talk about this stuff with her, obviously after you're in a relationship, be straightforward about your anxiety
You must've been young.
No woman on the planet is excited to take the virginity of a 30 year old virgin.
i was 28 this was 6 months ago
Congrats then, good for you.
What did you change 6 months ago for it to happen?
i started talking to a girl and she talked back and it went from there
i had never really tried talking to girls before that lol
like this guy. The reason women dont find themselves in that situation is because they get bombarded by guys wanting to frick them. As a guy, you have to be the one making the moves. If you don't, you get no pussy
Where did you meet her/start talking to her?
The reality of the first time is much funnier, being unable to keep an erection and feeling stomach cramps and fatigue in your arms from holding your body weight up.
>being unable to keep an erection and feeling stomach cramps and fatigue in your arms from holding your body weight up
that's just you being fat, fatty
If you can't do 20 push-ups without feeling any pain then you cannot have sex in the missionary position.
Just do belly to belly missionary like the good lord intended.
he didnt jizz, did u even watch the movie?
That's not even what happens. Our boy McLovin manages to stick it in her before getting wienerblocked by the sex police, which turned out to be the same police officers as before.
Had they not been there, my man would've pounded that all night long.
Michael Cera is of course too much of a virgin prude to have sex, and Jonah Hill was too much of a coomer, McLovin was the only one who managed to play it cool the whole time,
I thought this was from black mirror kek
Did you think it was the pedophile kid from that episode with the troll face?
this was my fear fricking for the first time and I ended up going for almost an hour and almost losing my boner a couple times. fricking porn man
when i lost my virginity at 28 i was such a heavy wanker that i had the death grip and couldnt cum
next night we woke up at 3 in the morning and i spent half an hour fricking her and came inside her and i had a big friction burn on my big dick from fricking so hard for so long
Funny that in real life, coomers have a death grip and stay in bed very long (as long as his lungs and heart survive of course) to the point girls complain about not being "enough"
I want to experience sex just once at my full potential before hopping on finasteride (hair loss, balding badly) just to know what it could be before getting my libido halved. I've tried so hard to improve and got close with one girl but there is nothing that could be done to pass it when you're not a handsome Chad.
And I'm too poor and know well I won't be able to get my dick hard with hookers.
It's fricking over.
>just to know what it could be before getting my libido halved
sexual side effects on fin are rare, less than 2% experience it. i've been on it for 3 years and i can still nut 3-5 times a day if i feel like it at 30 yrs. came in my woman twice last night in the span of an hour
I'll make sure I die a virgin.
just snap your boner it aint nothing
Sex havers, please respond.
How does sex with a condom compare to fapping? Is it really hard to cum?
They're fine. Not a big deal at all. You can get different thicknesses and lubes. It can feel like there's almost nothing there at all. Never had a problem coming in one.
Say it knocks the feeling down 30%, even the good skyn ones. So if you're already desensitized from fapping, you're screwed
I lost my virginity at 14. I didn't have that issue.
>have a late 30s FWB
>she's divorced, two children
>she's so tight I have trouble putting it in, she often has to guide my P into her V
>still can take her at least few tries
I have a hard time understanding how does that happen, maybe she has a daddy stitch? Dunno
What's the most unrealistic part of porn that doesn't apply to real sex? Can be moronic positions or anything else.
69 being fun. You can't focus, she can't focus, taking turns is much better
Are you moronic or something? Does your brain not have the ability to tongue frick pussy while getting your dick sucked?
Wtf are you gonna do if you're under fire and you have to reload or have a weapon malfunction?
>comparing 69 with war
kek
>gunfights only happen in a war zone
Me and my gf did this once when we were drunk it was incredible but she had to be wasted to try it
the moaning is over the top
It depends on who you're with. Some girls whimper, and others like screaming profanities.
It can be.
The last girl time I had sex (years ago) the girl moaned really loudly when I first entered her missionary. I remember thinking that it was loud enough that I didn't want my neighbors to hear
it smells a lot more than they let on
dozens of escorts, all perfect.
app girls who thing they're doing you a favor don't keep clean
What does 8t smell like
Nothing is better than missionary. Every other position looks good but for guys missionary is all you need
>AAAAOOUUU
>OOOOOOHHHHH
>OOOOOHHHHH MMMYYYY GAAAAAAAWWWWDDDD
>AAAUDPGIPIPGJPPPIGO000
that shit doesn't happen, it's
>its a Truman takes 20mg of Cialis but it doesn't work so he takes another 20mg an hour later and it barely works episode
help
I've beaten off for so long that I can't cum just from pussy.
I fricking wish I could jizz. I just don't climax nor feel much down there despite how hard it gets
The first time I had sex I managed to last like 1 hour because I thought sex would instantly make me cum and the experience was a letdown
Then I cum and I wantd to cum inmmediately so I only lasted 10 seconds
First time with a girl we planned on just sleeping in the same bed without sex at first but I kept getting rock hard and had to go to the bathroom to jack off three times and still ended up banging her at midnight.
I've never had interest in having sex with actual 3D women. I hate them, and if you aren't blinded by them you quickly see they are responsible for 90% of the major problems in a guys life.
matched a girl on tinder like 8 months ago, b***h treated me like shit constantly ignoring me, it took me stalking her profiles and repeatedly messaging her for 4 months to finally be able to go over to hers and smash, 2 months ago she complained to me that guys don't want to get to know her and they just want to smash, meanwhile I said in trying to get to know you and take you out on dates but she always ignored my offers and left them on seen (yes I knew I was the backup of the backup of the backup when Chad wasn't dicking her down)
complaining to me that men don't wanna get to know her and about all her insecurities with her face and body and today she just told me she has a boyfriend (I knew in the back of my head I never had a chance), it's so fricking demoralizing
tinder prostitutes aren't worth it, the only people who find "love" on there are ultra charismatic+dedicated guys who appear wealthy, and women with low standards.
Jesus Christ 4 months? If a girl doesn't reply after 4 days I unmatch. If a girl ghosts me I unmatch, if a girl is boring I unmatch.
I don't think the juice was worth the squeeze dude.
Race mixing doesn't count sorry pass port bros
>Race mixing doesn't count sorry pass port bros
I'm not a Trad larper but it's hard to match the appeal of these traditional and well mannered ethnic women. Even the most liberal Asian is more respectable than the most traditional white woman.
Black girls will tell the funniest gay and trans jokes and will watch troony rekt videos.
Latinas will cook and clean and pamper you.
White women are just...constantly shit testing you, it's like a constant battle for superiority. You can't make any reasonable requests without a transaction of some sort. Most are psyoped into loving trannies, gays and immigrants to an obsessive amount.
My experience is just in Canada thoever. I heard European women's are really sweet and kind. Canadian broads are frigid and demand you build a house while she watches blacked porn
Don't go to the gym
Don't get a haircut
Don't shower
Don't get Plastic Surgery
Don't walk up to random women
Don't get Better hobbies and not Staring a screen all day
Don't work on yourself
Don't mew
Don't bonesmash
Just be youself and Confident
I don't give a frick how long I last. Whether a woman likes it or has an orgasm at all doesn't matter to me one bit. If she wants to get off she can finger herself
>takes out penis and jizzes immediately after 1 pump
couldnt be me haha....
>dude just improov go to the gym two times per day join 12 different book clubs approach 50 women per day become a rich and extremely passionate harp player bro
all this empty normalhomosexual casual advice is useless considering that the vast majority of people that are in relationships are none of those things, probably even more boring and interest-less than a standard kissless virgin
just get with the terms that some people are simply meant to die alone
>t. doomertroony
homosexual crab
This guy just doesn't want to try. Don't be like him.
I look like OP's pic but I'll never lose my virginity.
First time my dick entered a pussy I came on the way in. No condom either. She got pregnant from this nanosecond of penetration and got an abortion 8 weeks later. I never talked to her again. Second time I fricked a b***h I knew to cum before the date so I could last longer.
>be 28
>go find a hooker
>she give a blowjob
>20seconds in, I shoot my load uncontrollably and it went down her nostrils.
i usually cum in 1 to 45 seconds, only had sex around 15 times, shit really sucks. Only thing that gave me infinite stamina was being extremely drunk
For the dudes who can't come, try to find what makes you tick. I could go on for ever humping, but it tickles my fancy as soon is you get the sound from flesh against flesh with a hard hump.
This anon is right. Here's what makes me nut
>That hard PLAP noise
>Staring at the girl's lips while your pounding away, somehow about lips is the most erotic part of the body
>kissing her while she's moaning
>Her moaning
Amen, brother. Sound is where it's at.
My first and last time involved me pumping her for a while feeling nothing by mild irritation. After a while my dick hurt and the condom was making it way worse. Eventually she told me to stop, neither of us finished and she went to sleep. Ever since I haven't tried getting laid and I am not anxious about what I'm missing out on because it honestly sucked.
It really does kill your interest in sex when you have a bad experience.
The worst sex I ever had was with this girl who honestly had a really pretty face and what I thought was a skinny body underneath her clothes. But as soon as she got naked it was all off. She had hair around her tiny nipples, she had no ass and it was covered in long stringy ass hair. Her body made me want to puke. Then when I entered her it felt like shit, like it wasn't even a vegana, it was just....not right. She was 100% a woman but I felt like she was a troony in disguise. I just couldn't even cum and I stopped after a bit. I couldn't even sleep next to her. I woke up at 4am and drove home. It fricked me up so bad from pursuing women that I literally just stopped working out.
This is why I have never and will never wrap my dick in latex
>want to do sappy shit like cuddle and confide my vulnerability
>advice in these threads is always to manipulate women like they're overgrown children incapable of being treated as equals
Bros how do you get a gf you don't have to train like a dog
Don't worry, anon, there are girls out there looking for doormats as well
you can confide vulnerability once you're in a relationship with her. You obviously don't do that in the initial getting to know phase. Just like you wouldn't with a new guy friend
Don't take advice from people here or who have a vested interest in your money. Their advice is just a short term fix that leverages the possibility that you won't be a complete c**t despite acting like one to get into a relationship, which will lead you to a dead relationship either out of spite, or so you go back with more money in hand for extra advice.
I don't respect people who have sex.
Imagine this happening with your oneitis at 33 and she never wants to see you again and you haven’t touched a woman in the 8 years since haha
sounds like she's a c**t. This is why you don't get oneitis