>saved up $90k >total monthly expenses are $1500 >getting very very tempted and close to just quitting my job I really don't like and just not doing anything for a year or two
I am in a similiar scenario and I decided not to quit but just do the bare minimum like actually bare minimum. Shit ton of sick days and whatnot. Once you have money saved up you stop giving a frick about your job.
>close to just quitting my job I really don't like and just not doing anything for a year or two
If you're like 30 and have a career to come back to then this is probably fine. If you're 25 and nobody will know you when it's time to come back, horrible idea. Happens to women that go on maternity leave all the time, they'll not work for 1 year raising the baby and then find all their previous doors closed when they come back.
I don't know. It's so dumb. I guess I like the idea of making money and being a productive person who contributes to his community by working, teaching, and being active among the people in my region. But I have all this money that keeps coming in. I don't know what to do. I guess I'm sick in the head
define productive person, what are you doing outside just feeding israelites in the capitalistic machine? There are jobs that are productive like doctors, academics, software engineers working on important open source projects. But most people's jobs and entire industry has 0 purpose. Please tell me what you do and why it matters. This isn't an anti work comment this is an anti israelite anti use capitalism comment.
I fricked up by quitting my last job instead of getting fired, I didn’t know how gibs work. So do I basically just get a job and be shit at it and get fired and then I’m set?
Not that guy but they don't in my country. I was on them for a year and they said I'd have to start going to a job agency so I just enrolled in an online degree and they now they just pay me to be a student. You have to pay that education debt back but lol only if you have a job.
That's a slippery slope, bro. Student debt will be attached to you for your whole life until repaid. Bankruptcy, credit scores, etc; nothing will remove student loan debt. If you ever make money in your life, inherit any property, or own any property, that will all be subject to a universal lien that the U.S. Federal Government will enforce for repayment on the debt. But if you own nothing and make no money; I guess it's cool.
That's exactly how it works in most European countries. Get fired and you'll still get welfare checks. Quit for literally any reason and you'll be shit outta luck for like 6 months.
So I can have a life and support myself. I lived as a neet in my early 20s. It was easily the most miserable time in my life. I will never go back to that.
I agree with that. I always noticed I have a burst of energy around 2-3 pm. That's when work should end and the rest of your day should begin. Working til 4-5 leaves me feeling tired at the end of the day. 8-3 with an hour lunch should be the work day. But I'm salary now with no set schedule so I usually stop working around then anyway.
I agree with that. I always noticed I have a burst of energy around 2-3 pm. That's when work should end and the rest of your day should begin. Working til 4-5 leaves me feeling tired at the end of the day. 8-3 with an hour lunch should be the work day. But I'm salary now with no set schedule so I usually stop working around then anyway.
I've noticed I crash during noon as well, in particular when I've eaten some gross shit with a lot of carbs. It's like my body needs a time out just to digest all that junk food, but I can't help it since I'm hungry and shit like salads don't do jack for me to satiate me.
Maybe more lean meats ? I like them and they are very satiating. When I used to work and eat like shit on the way back home I was fricked for the rest of the day too
>affording meats in 2024
I don't wanna work at a net loss, thank you.
eating a large lunch makes staying awake and energized to work in the afternoon harder.
Sometimes I power nap for about 15-25 minutes and wake up with way better concentration.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Do you live in canada ? What kind of salary do you get ? If you cant even afford cheaper meat like chicken I would say the works not worth it, I get neetbux and eat red meat like steak multiple times a month
4 months ago
Anonymous
Europe. The shitty no name chicken meat from Aldi costs like 4-5 dollars, and it only gets more expensive from there.
But then what, am I only supposed to eat pre-cooked cold chicken meat every day?
That's 5x5=25 dollars a week for one meal with nothing else. 100 dollars a month just for a snack.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Germany ? In netto and kaufland they have minced meat, beef only, for 2.99 to 3 something for 500 grams, same for chicken. Steak is like 300 grams and 5 euros, so too much but still affordable. Maybe you have similar stores or chains with meat like that ?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Kaufland
Yes, problem is they're always out of stock for pretty much anything. Besides, eating the same thing every day sounds terrible. I think I'll just go back to making myself some bread every morning, and maybe an apple. >Netto
Went there once, never again.
same but now that I have worked for 10 years I strongly believe the optimal life style is somewhere in the middle, like a 32h work week.
I remember being a neet a few years ago and it was genuinely the best time of my life. Being so free of worry and stress and not having to deal with shitty people at work or school was genuinely the most soothing shit ever.
Frick, I miss those days. I really do.
i've been a neet for 15 years and I'm trying to fall in love with neetdom again, I'm flirting with the idea of getting a job but I know I will just "I've made a huge mistake" to myself.
I do own a car. Believe it or not, I had a sugar mamma for a few years. I'm so frugal that I've lived off that for years. I technically have a job, taking care of my mother. That's what pays for everything. I've traveled a bit, but now it's more complicated. I'm in monk mode, I don't eat out regularly or date at all. My life did a 180 and I'm fine with it. That's the key, submission.
>working out or mastering a craft.
every NEET who parrots this line, none of them actually do it
they sit on their ass playing league of legends all day
I shower once in a month or two.
I wear the same clothes until the odour forces me to swap.
It's not that I can't shower or can't wash my clothes, I'm just exceedingly lazy.
>shave right before going to sleep >have breakfast at work
I started showering before work recently but it takes no more than 10 minutes at most, not a huge inconvenience.
I tried it once and it was shitawful. What ever shit they say about "it strengthens your immune system" or "it makes you le happy!" or whatever shit they say, it's a total meme. Even if it were true, it's not worth the pain.
The very first thing I do every single morning right after I wake up is that I take a huge dump. If I take a shower right after it'll be less likely that I'll smell like shit at work.
I don't think I ever smelled bad at work and nobody ever said anything to me about it but I'm pretty paranoid about it. It's said that you aren't able to smell yourself unless you smell really fricking bad so I try to do my best to prevent that from happening.
I remember this one dude who smelled like actual shit, I didn't say anything to him out of politeness but I nearly threw up, ever since then I'm not taking chances.
Why the FRICK do I have to click the cloudfare shit like 6 times? It takes 10 times more than solving any captcha.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Why the FRICK do I have to click the cloudfare shit like 6 times?
You can buy a Cinemaphile pass to bypass it.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>giving money to this shithole and its brigade of troony jannies
frick off
you're better off paying for a VPN
4 months ago
Anonymous
A VPN doesn't let you skip captchas.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>pls gib money to hiro >basedbooru filename
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yepp! I'm still pissed the söyhomosexual who runs the booru hasn't accepted all my uploads. Only -some- of them. Fricking bullshit.
Anon, I have some bad news for you. Most of the times you can't tell if you stink or not because you're used to your own scent. At least that's why I think so many fat fricks walk around stinking like shit.
This is the correct way. Shower off all the grime from the day. Be fresh and clean. Slip into nice clean cool sheets in your clean jammies. Wake up fresh and ready for the next day.
Vs
Go to bed covered in sweat and dust from the day. Wake up in dirty sheets. Shower before work and arrive at the office with wet hair and smelling like ass and old spice.
I shave every other day, at night. I change pajamas every 4 days (underwear every other, when I take a shower). I change my sheets once per week or two weeks. I hope I don't smell.
Morning showers wake me up and i sweat a lot at night so i would be exceptionally stinky if i didn't shower in the morning. I also have terrible callicks so my hair would be a mess if i skipped a shower after waking up. You do have hair don't you anon?
>shower before bed >smell like shit when going to work and be covered head to toe in sores
or >shower in the morning >smell fresh and be completely clean and woken up fully by the pleasant morning shower
or >don't shower, just listen because that's what no one else did
your body sweats during sleep more than it does during the day. unless you're running or working out in the sun obviously. the correct way is showering at night and rinse your body in the morning with just water, it should take like 5 mins.
are you skinny? i also never sweated even when running miles but i was like 120 at 6'2, that was when i was young. i'm 33 now and I started sweating once my fast metabolism shit itself and gained weight. i definitely sweat now.
good metabolism and being active like all day i guess. i ran in school and would also skate all over town till about 8-9pm every single day. once i stopped doing that when i graduated surprise surprise i started gaining weight
>be wfh chad >wake up at noon >read emails from work >see colleagues thanking me for the email I sent to them at 8:17am (i scheduled it two days ago) >shitpost on Cinemaphile for 3 hours >do 15 minutes of work >work day over, start shitposting to relax
This is basically me except I do have a o attend several team meetings daily, but I take a couple of hours for lunch, sometimes nap, and I'll usually log out an hour early. I do like 10 hours of actual work a week, tops. Just this year I got a raise I don't even know why.
i get a minimum raise of 5% every year (and haggle to get it higher)
it's the only job i've had (for over 10 years) and i find it weird people just don't get yearly raises
>see colleagues thanking me for the email I sent to them at 8:17am (i scheduled it two days ago)
holy friggin based
is it possible to learn this power?
i don't even have time to shit in the morning and i am always on the bus holding in some stinky turds until i can get into the office. the receptionist thinks i am weird because i always just fly right by and wink at her while charging to the bathroom.
>sit down for 3 course breakfast that your wife has been cooking since 5AM >open the newspaper >finally look at wrist watch >"Look at the time, I'm late for work!" >take one bite of eggs >wipe your mouth with a napkin >take your briefcase and walk out the door
I only shave once every 6 weeks. Shower before I go to bed because I work out in the evening. Breakfast usually done at work on company time same as my morning shit. Coffein are taken in form of coffein pills. I dont waste a single second the whole routine is perfectly min/maxed. It takes me exactly 7 minutes from waking up to leaving the house. Take notes fellow bros.
>mfw have to wake up an hour before I intend to do anything because of epileptic seizures that occur during predominantly before, during and after sleep
>Be neet in judaised western country >On disability neet bucks for ~~*depression*~~ >Chat with cute foreign girls over a language learning website >Travel around and frick
Its that easy
Why even go to that troony shithole, you dont have to believe me mate
>Kaufland
Yes, problem is they're always out of stock for pretty much anything. Besides, eating the same thing every day sounds terrible. I think I'll just go back to making myself some bread every morning, and maybe an apple. >Netto
Went there once, never again.
Go early if possible, I know its hard to do with work maybe early saturday ? Here they are normally well stocked until afternoon. Netto is an absolute ghetto store, I mean kaufland is too but I just like their offers for packaged meat
you pay taxes on inheritance
quit embarrassing yourself
4 months ago
Anonymous
>you pay taxes on inheritance
Don't live in a shitty state then
4 months ago
Anonymous
You can also work around that bs as long as the one giving the money is alive, inheritance would be the wrong word, more like gift thats legally not yours
Go to a clinical therapy, open station, dont admit yourself to a closed one or go crazy enough that the doctors think youre a danger to others or yourself. Did a lot of times and was acknowledged that way. Mines legitimate I guess, but here the open clinics are boring at worst with some therapy, or you meet nice young girls, because a lot of women go into clinics for this shit.
>Go to a clinical therapy
gotta spend money to make money i guess. how many visits until you get neetbux? do you have to keep going to therapy after you start getting paid?
Good question I didnt get shit for some time as I was young and lived with my parents. Put an application for being unemployable due to my mental stuff, went to a state employed doctor who talked with me and looked at my clinical records, then got approved. Get my apartment paid, and money for the month like 500 something, more or less like the sandBlack folk who go here to bum around. Used to work before that but that doesnt factor in too much.
You get checked every year once, just go to therapy, and you need a psychatrist which you get anyway to write you exemptions. Mines actually more complicated than people going on neetbucks and not answering rhe jobcenter lol
if i have a suicide attempt on my record will that fast track me
4 months ago
Anonymous
Definetly. Was it recent ? If yes shut up about it, if not you can tell of it and say that you feel like shit and depressed but that youre not suicidal or they will put you in the real mental clinic with the shit flinging psychos.
I shower twice a day. All of you are morons. Why are you even arguing about showering before or after work when everyone on this board makes $200k doing two hours of work from home?
>Takes me 5 minutes to shower and 5 minutes to shave. >Live 10 minutes away from my job.
Yeah, I could do that, but I work 2200-0600 so it's all meaningless.
Do people really shave every day? I have to let it grow back for at least a week, otherwise I get micro cuts all over my face and bleed like a motherfricker.
>character wakes up >already snoozed alarm 3 times >vows he won't get wine drunk tomorrow night, same as he did two weeks in a row >gotta scratch off plants to make breakfast >gets directly into shower >supposed to shave already but spent the time under the hot water jerking off instead
I hate this trope haha
>wake up at 4 in the morning >go to airport >throw bags for nine hours and hang out with coworkers who are friendly and chill >shower >go home >watch tv shows and post on Cinemaphile >fall asleep
Next year will be better.
Literally, unironically, not figuratively, non metaphorically, seriously, frankly, earnestly, honestly, no jive, jape, jest, goof, or gaff, how do I get a job as a 32 year old neet who hasn't worked in three years, and those other jobs were just part time student work? I have a master's degree. I have applied to over 600 jobs in the last two years but no one gives a frick about me. Even $19/hour entry level admin assistant jobs. In fact they hate me. Everyone. I have been blacklisted by the entire world for no fricking reason.
Philosophy. That's why every single employer hates me. It is anathema to them. But I've been studying data science because I want to do something actually useful. I did a bootcamp. I have projects on my github. I "interned" for a non profit with a few fellow bootcamp graduates and was better than the math major at our work (I had to walk him through how to use git/github and how to adapt our project for his assigned datasets step by step). Yet he has a job now and I am forsaken. I tell you this as evidence towards the claim that I am not completely helpless and worthless, which I know you assumed because of my major.
I spent only about $3k. I think there was one semester of undergrad that was not covered by financial aid grants. But what does it matter if I can do the work?
Go to the nearest McDonald's and ask if they're hiring
I think I will do something like that just to see if it's actually possible to get hired, not that I'd accept.
Check your local hospital's website for job listings and get a job doing turn-over help/CNA help in the Operating Room. They're almost always hiring and it's easy work. It's not hospital unit CNA work like you may be thinking of changing diapers and shit covered old people, in the OR they're all under anesthesia so you don't have to deal with them. You just go get them and bring them to the OR, help the staff get materials for their cases, and mop up the blood after they're done. Pays more than McDicks and you don't smell like grease and get to see some cool stuff.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Interesting. I've worked in a hospital for two years in the logistics department. Heard crazy stories from my buddy who restocked cath/IR of operating room gore. I always figured you'd need some special education to work in there during surgery hours. I guess I figured the surgeons/anesthesiologists did that shit themselves.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You don't need any special education to be a CNA. In many states you need nothing at all, in some states you have to take a 2 week course that the hospital will pay for. Surgeons and MDAs don't do that small stuff they're way too self-important. Just a thought to look into, healthcare is one of the only industries still adding jobs at a good clip and surgery is the hospital moneymaker so they focus staff hiring on that.
When they see your resume, they see that the biggest qualification you invested the most into is your philosophy degree, so it does define you to employers.
You should list your bootcamps and shit (whatever came with a certifiicate) above your degree, just bury it. Take a few more certs as well, topical stuff applicable to the jobs you want. Nothing else you can do at this point.
My education is at the bottom of my resume, which spills over into page two. A line for each degree with no additional information except that I had a 3.84 in graduate school. The entire first page is name/contact info, short about section, projects, and relevant experience in that order. The projects take up the most space. The projects and the relevant experience section have 2 to 4 bullet points each and mention numbers/metrics as much as is reasonably possible. I have run it through an ATS optimizer. I know people who have done what I'm trying to do (bootcamp with no relevant experience) and gotten hired. Except both of them never even finished undergrad.
you need to meet people in person and make a friend that will hire you. unironically firm handshake shit. or ask your family/ their friends for work.
Connections/networks made online mean less than nothing.
>character has enough time between waking up to dress, brush his teeth, piss, and make a sandwich before leaving for work >works starts at 3-4pm >comes back at 10pm >shitposts and half watches streams of tv and film
repeat for years
not sure, I might be technically making a living but I live for nothing, enjoy nothing and do nothing.
it's been worse in the last 5 years.
it's worse every year in fact, the last few months I haven't even been bothered to eat enough so I've lost muscle mass
I miss 2nd shift i could stay up until the birds let me know it's bed time now im lucky to get 5 hours of sleep and am too much of a zombie to do anything
>wake up 10 minutes before i must leave to work >comb my hair and put on some cologne >my clothes are all prepared the night before so i just put them on >quick pee and face wash >i’m out the door >15 minute walk later and i’m already at work
I’m too lazy to brush my teeth, and i get free food at work
take your toothbrush to work and do it there.
people can smell your breath, look at how they'll create distance, turn away and cover their mouth while talking to you.
Best decision in my life was getting a cat that bothers me to feed him at 7am on the dot. I've always wanted to be one of those people that can just wake up and get out of bed and now I am thanks to my one-eyed orange gremlin, which coincidentally is the name of Trump's penis.
HOW CAN PEOPLE AFFORD TO BE NEETS
YOU NEED MONEY TO INDULGE IN BEI G A LAZY homosexual ON THE INTERNET WHO PLAYS GAMES AND JERKS OFF ALL DAY
HOW THE FRICK DO YOU GRT MONEY
>Haven't been able to sleep more than 6 hours in a row since a few years ago >wake up anytime between 5:30 and 6:30 am >get giant breakfast, shave, jerk off, freshen up >get out of house >after work is over before getting home pass by shops to buy some food >right after putting the food I don't use in the fridge and the food I'll eat ready in the pans/pots/oven/..., invariably suddenly fall asleep for a 2-3 hours nap >wake up, cook dinner >watch some Cinemaphile related content while eating >shower >go to bed >realize it's still before midnight so I will wake up at a shitty hour again >curse >fall asleep immediately anyways
>character's boss tries to gaslight the team into coming in on saturday >gotta make that month anon >character is gonna drink and smoke weed and then sleep in instead
I am starting to bald. Idm where to confess because sure the frick not to people around me, but the balding has begun. And very rapidly noticeably so, I have (had, in time) a very lush raven-black hair but now, and it's been the only ''atleast'' in shitty life I hold all responsibilty for, it starts to disappear... idk, after it's gone, most of reasons to live for me are gone, might start to look for most pleasant forms to suicide now not to bother my family and associates.
You know it
Maybe try finasteride, I take it but doesnt stop my hairloss too much, others have great success with it though. And do it soon because regaining is almost impossible. If youre worried about dick problems, get your test tested, if its in normal range you can take fin, I take it for five years and my dick is as hard as before.
No, I am not a shill, I wont heartily recommend the drug to everyone but if youre afraid of losing your hair, its the only option(that may not work greatly like in my case, others had more success) to stop it. I was saying my dick works fine despite taking the drug for 5 years now, not that something will happen after that time elapses. Theres guys that reported dick problems and my theory is that there test was low, because finasteride will lower your test by a point, atleast on the scale that they measured mine with, lets say 14, where 0 is dickless and 25 is mega chad, I went from 14 to 13.
Right then, thanks for compact and sensible answer I assume I have high enough level if testosterone as my facehair grown like on turkish baklava seller'z face. I will look it up all thanks to you
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Just to be sure I would still have it tested, all those boomer sayings and ideas of what gives you high test or not are bullshit mostly. Just to be on the safe side. Here I think I paid like 100 euros for a panel done by an andrologist or whatever the frick they are called
4 months ago
Anonymous
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No problem, I hope you can solve your problem in any way you can, I know how it feels
>working
literally why
based NEET
Money.
NEETs don't get girlfriends.
I haven't worked in months. My girlfriend likes me because I'm handsome and funny.
r/ThatHappened
gottem
Not all women care about money
i had a gf as a NEET but i was also 19
maybe anon has a monster wiener
sometimes my wife gets mad at me because it hits her cervix and she gets post sex abdominal pain
If your wife doesnt vomit after sex from pain what are you even doing ?
literally me except i'm 54 and married. quit my job and draining my savings. but damn I love not working.
Every boomer ever
but i don't own a home, so how can i be a boomer?
>saved up $90k
>total monthly expenses are $1500
>getting very very tempted and close to just quitting my job I really don't like and just not doing anything for a year or two
I am in a similiar scenario and I decided not to quit but just do the bare minimum like actually bare minimum. Shit ton of sick days and whatnot. Once you have money saved up you stop giving a frick about your job.
>close to just quitting my job I really don't like and just not doing anything for a year or two
If you're like 30 and have a career to come back to then this is probably fine. If you're 25 and nobody will know you when it's time to come back, horrible idea. Happens to women that go on maternity leave all the time, they'll not work for 1 year raising the baby and then find all their previous doors closed when they come back.
so, what you're saying is that the only reason you have a girlfriend is because of your money? lol
Is that supposed to be a gotcha?
yes
Your girlfriend is basically a prostitute.
>neet virgin learns that women are prostitutes
High gf relies on other man to support her with his money
A prostitute is an independent woman who works and makes her own money
I’m not a NEET and I don’t have a gf because women aren’t worth it these days. Only reason I work is so I can buy food and ludokino.
I'm a NEET and I have a gf. She pays for pretty much everything. I'll probably get a job soon though.
Larp.
I don't know. It's so dumb. I guess I like the idea of making money and being a productive person who contributes to his community by working, teaching, and being active among the people in my region. But I have all this money that keeps coming in. I don't know what to do. I guess I'm sick in the head
You have no business teaching anyone when you’re privately a Cinemaphile shitposter, anon.
define productive person, what are you doing outside just feeding israelites in the capitalistic machine? There are jobs that are productive like doctors, academics, software engineers working on important open source projects. But most people's jobs and entire industry has 0 purpose. Please tell me what you do and why it matters. This isn't an anti work comment this is an anti israelite anti use capitalism comment.
I fricked up by quitting my last job instead of getting fired, I didn’t know how gibs work. So do I basically just get a job and be shit at it and get fired and then I’m set?
... You do understand that unemployment benefits only last for a few months, right?
I have no idea anon
Not that guy but they don't in my country. I was on them for a year and they said I'd have to start going to a job agency so I just enrolled in an online degree and they now they just pay me to be a student. You have to pay that education debt back but lol only if you have a job.
That's a slippery slope, bro. Student debt will be attached to you for your whole life until repaid. Bankruptcy, credit scores, etc; nothing will remove student loan debt. If you ever make money in your life, inherit any property, or own any property, that will all be subject to a universal lien that the U.S. Federal Government will enforce for repayment on the debt. But if you own nothing and make no money; I guess it's cool.
That's exactly how it works in most European countries. Get fired and you'll still get welfare checks. Quit for literally any reason and you'll be shit outta luck for like 6 months.
I’m American, how do I get the gibs here?
So I can have a life and support myself. I lived as a neet in my early 20s. It was easily the most miserable time in my life. I will never go back to that.
same but now that I have worked for 10 years I strongly believe the optimal life style is somewhere in the middle, like a 32h work week.
I agree with that. I always noticed I have a burst of energy around 2-3 pm. That's when work should end and the rest of your day should begin. Working til 4-5 leaves me feeling tired at the end of the day. 8-3 with an hour lunch should be the work day. But I'm salary now with no set schedule so I usually stop working around then anyway.
I've noticed I crash during noon as well, in particular when I've eaten some gross shit with a lot of carbs. It's like my body needs a time out just to digest all that junk food, but I can't help it since I'm hungry and shit like salads don't do jack for me to satiate me.
Maybe more lean meats ? I like them and they are very satiating. When I used to work and eat like shit on the way back home I was fricked for the rest of the day too
>affording meats in 2024
I don't wanna work at a net loss, thank you.
Sometimes I power nap for about 15-25 minutes and wake up with way better concentration.
Do you live in canada ? What kind of salary do you get ? If you cant even afford cheaper meat like chicken I would say the works not worth it, I get neetbux and eat red meat like steak multiple times a month
Europe. The shitty no name chicken meat from Aldi costs like 4-5 dollars, and it only gets more expensive from there.
But then what, am I only supposed to eat pre-cooked cold chicken meat every day?
That's 5x5=25 dollars a week for one meal with nothing else. 100 dollars a month just for a snack.
Germany ? In netto and kaufland they have minced meat, beef only, for 2.99 to 3 something for 500 grams, same for chicken. Steak is like 300 grams and 5 euros, so too much but still affordable. Maybe you have similar stores or chains with meat like that ?
>Kaufland
Yes, problem is they're always out of stock for pretty much anything. Besides, eating the same thing every day sounds terrible. I think I'll just go back to making myself some bread every morning, and maybe an apple.
>Netto
Went there once, never again.
eating a large lunch makes staying awake and energized to work in the afternoon harder.
Food is a energy goblin, no matter when youre fricked after if you had a large amount, even healthier meats and greens
I remember being a neet a few years ago and it was genuinely the best time of my life. Being so free of worry and stress and not having to deal with shitty people at work or school was genuinely the most soothing shit ever.
Frick, I miss those days. I really do.
i've been a neet for 15 years and I'm trying to fall in love with neetdom again, I'm flirting with the idea of getting a job but I know I will just "I've made a huge mistake" to myself.
how do you finance your daily life? dont you have desires? like owning a car or whatever I dont know.
Owning a car is for going to work and then getting fricked in the yearly or biyearly check up financially
>I don't leave my room, here's my cope
A car is the sign of ultimate freedom.
I mean you are correct I wont argue with your. The car thingy was just an example.
I do own a car. Believe it or not, I had a sugar mamma for a few years. I'm so frugal that I've lived off that for years. I technically have a job, taking care of my mother. That's what pays for everything. I've traveled a bit, but now it's more complicated. I'm in monk mode, I don't eat out regularly or date at all. My life did a 180 and I'm fine with it. That's the key, submission.
How the frick do you people afford to be neets, do yoou live with you parents?
You can't live in your parents basement forever, zoom zoom.
so I can afford molly and hookers and still keep my trad wife home and happy.. have fun sitting in yr ball-sweat all day, loser.
You live a life of sin. Do not gloat.
Stop believing in fairy tales anon.
BASED NEETBUX CONSUMOOOER. How do I joint your paradise?
Claim neetbux or study a easy course and get a loan to live on. Devote days to working out or mastering a craft.
How many swag bucks a month?
>working out or mastering a craft.
every NEET who parrots this line, none of them actually do it
they sit on their ass playing league of legends all day
>makers fun of working people
>gets mad that third worlders are working all the jobs in his country
>no one mentioned third worlders
Angry brown hands typed this
Who do you think will take the jobs that you don't want to do?
I know many white people that are happy to do shitty jobs. The idea that only immigrants want to do the worst jobs is left wing nonsense
so I can feed my cat (:
What a stupid little cat.
Who else is gonna pay for my drugs, alcohol, takeout and anime titty figures?
To gather enough money so I can NEET until I die.
People that shower in the morning are subhuman.
You shower at night before bed and go to sleep clean and in nice clean pajamas.
Why not both?
I do both
you spelt pyjamas wrong and wearing pyjamas is gay
they're called jammies you absolute homosexual
bet your aeromobile runs on tyres, fueled by petrol?
homosexual.
Change your sheets you stinky b***h. You haven't showered in 20 hours why are you here?
You don’t shower morning and night? Jesus anon
I shower once in a month or two.
I wear the same clothes until the odour forces me to swap.
It's not that I can't shower or can't wash my clothes, I'm just exceedingly lazy.
Grim. This is called depression anon
Worst part is I have a job. Luckily, I don't really stink, even after a month so it's not like people are noticing.
that isn't how it works. you aren't able to sense how bad you smell because you are acclimated to your own odor.
>shave right before going to sleep
>have breakfast at work
I started showering before work recently but it takes no more than 10 minutes at most, not a huge inconvenience.
Who's going to tell him?
unless you literally work in a garbage dump, everything thinks you stink and hates you.
Now that raises the question:
What about garbagemen? What do they do after a shift? Do they have highpowered hot showers at the office or what?
Based. In ussr people used to shower once a week, because the warm water was supplied on sundays
but you can also shower and clean yourself with cold water... what kind of logic is that
>but you can also shower and clean yourself with cold water
No man is tough enough for that. There's plenty who say they are, but in reality nobody takes cold showers. Never have either.
I do after going for a run in the summer.
Jesus that sounds like heaven.
ive been taking cold showers for years because its better for your hair and skin. maybe not ice cold though
My mate does and I know this because he does it at the gym as well
I tried it once and it was shitawful. What ever shit they say about "it strengthens your immune system" or "it makes you le happy!" or whatever shit they say, it's a total meme. Even if it were true, it's not worth the pain.
>has a big folder of basedjaks
yeah, it adds up
>shower at night
>go to work covered in sweat, spunk and shit
no thanks.
why not?
>shower in the morning
>sleep covered in sweat, spunk and shit
pick your poison
covered in sweat, spunk and shit
Not all of us are German
Schaut euch den Yankeepummel an.
what are you doing in your bed at night?
The very first thing I do every single morning right after I wake up is that I take a huge dump. If I take a shower right after it'll be less likely that I'll smell like shit at work.
The stink of your shit shouldn't follow you around, anon. Have you tried toilet paper?
I don't think I ever smelled bad at work and nobody ever said anything to me about it but I'm pretty paranoid about it. It's said that you aren't able to smell yourself unless you smell really fricking bad so I try to do my best to prevent that from happening.
I remember this one dude who smelled like actual shit, I didn't say anything to him out of politeness but I nearly threw up, ever since then I'm not taking chances.
Why the FRICK do I have to click the cloudfare shit like 6 times? It takes 10 times more than solving any captcha.
>Why the FRICK do I have to click the cloudfare shit like 6 times?
You can buy a Cinemaphile pass to bypass it.
>giving money to this shithole and its brigade of troony jannies
frick off
you're better off paying for a VPN
A VPN doesn't let you skip captchas.
>pls gib money to hiro
>basedbooru filename
Yepp! I'm still pissed the söyhomosexual who runs the booru hasn't accepted all my uploads. Only -some- of them. Fricking bullshit.
Anon, I have some bad news for you. Most of the times you can't tell if you stink or not because you're used to your own scent. At least that's why I think so many fat fricks walk around stinking like shit.
DOING YOUR MOM
DOIN-DOING YOUR MOM
Christ man change your sheets and stop sharting at night
>cant prevent himself from cooming and sharting overnight
ladies and gentlemen, I give you the average American male
I shower when I get home from my sweaty job
~~*breakfast*~~
This is the correct way. Shower off all the grime from the day. Be fresh and clean. Slip into nice clean cool sheets in your clean jammies. Wake up fresh and ready for the next day.
Vs
Go to bed covered in sweat and dust from the day. Wake up in dirty sheets. Shower before work and arrive at the office with wet hair and smelling like ass and old spice.
I shave every other day, at night. I change pajamas every 4 days (underwear every other, when I take a shower). I change my sheets once per week or two weeks. I hope I don't smell.
Morning showers wake me up and i sweat a lot at night so i would be exceptionally stinky if i didn't shower in the morning. I also have terrible callicks so my hair would be a mess if i skipped a shower after waking up. You do have hair don't you anon?
I shower as soon as I get home, so I'm not tracking outdoors grime all around the house for hours.
>shower before bed
>smell like shit when going to work and be covered head to toe in sores
or
>shower in the morning
>smell fresh and be completely clean and woken up fully by the pleasant morning shower
or
>don't shower, just listen because that's what no one else did
>smell like shit
Not everyone sleeps on a pig pen. Wash your sheets once in a while lazy bum
if I shit all over myself then it doesn't matter how clean my sheets are, I'll still smell like shit
your body sweats during sleep more than it does during the day. unless you're running or working out in the sun obviously. the correct way is showering at night and rinse your body in the morning with just water, it should take like 5 mins.
It's almost impossible for me to sweat. Day or night.
are you skinny? i also never sweated even when running miles but i was like 120 at 6'2, that was when i was young. i'm 33 now and I started sweating once my fast metabolism shit itself and gained weight. i definitely sweat now.
>120 at 6'2
good metabolism and being active like all day i guess. i ran in school and would also skate all over town till about 8-9pm every single day. once i stopped doing that when i graduated surprise surprise i started gaining weight
>he doesn't wfh
ngmi
>be wfh chad
>wake up at noon
>read emails from work
>see colleagues thanking me for the email I sent to them at 8:17am (i scheduled it two days ago)
>shitpost on Cinemaphile for 3 hours
>do 15 minutes of work
>work day over, start shitposting to relax
This is basically me except I do have a o attend several team meetings daily, but I take a couple of hours for lunch, sometimes nap, and I'll usually log out an hour early. I do like 10 hours of actual work a week, tops. Just this year I got a raise I don't even know why.
i get a minimum raise of 5% every year (and haggle to get it higher)
it's the only job i've had (for over 10 years) and i find it weird people just don't get yearly raises
>start shitposting to relax
Well, after a productive day like that, I'd say you deserve a little maxing and relaxing.
I wfh about 25 hours/week making 220K/year. not bad
>see colleagues thanking me for the email I sent to them at 8:17am (i scheduled it two days ago)
holy friggin based
is it possible to learn this power?
Things that never happened.
i don't even have time to shit in the morning and i am always on the bus holding in some stinky turds until i can get into the office. the receptionist thinks i am weird because i always just fly right by and wink at her while charging to the bathroom.
nice one. work shits are an artform
Why are you winking?
anon is being flirtatious
Why don't you just get up earlier?
Since 2024, I have quit shaving both my face and head, I am gonna try to look like Devin Townsend. My hairline is nearly as bad as Lenin's.
>sit down for 3 course breakfast that your wife has been cooking since 5AM
>open the newspaper
>finally look at wrist watch
>"Look at the time, I'm late for work!"
>take one bite of eggs
>wipe your mouth with a napkin
>take your briefcase and walk out the door
>your wife
Stopped reading right there.
I only shave once every 6 weeks. Shower before I go to bed because I work out in the evening. Breakfast usually done at work on company time same as my morning shit. Coffein are taken in form of coffein pills. I dont waste a single second the whole routine is perfectly min/maxed. It takes me exactly 7 minutes from waking up to leaving the house. Take notes fellow bros.
Not from you brother
>character brushes their teeth
>there's no blood
>mfw have to wake up an hour before I intend to do anything because of epileptic seizures that occur during predominantly before, during and after sleep
Odd form of epilepsy, anon.
Invest in some quality clippers & a good whey protein product, homosexual.
Why would you shave in the morning before work?
I haved around my belly button and every single folicle has turned into a an ingrown hair.
>I’m too stupid to wake early enough to do basic morning routines
>character wakes up
>screams Black person
Literally me
i wfh and shower maybe twice a week
>Be neet in judaised western country
>On disability neet bucks for ~~*depression*~~
>Chat with cute foreign girls over a language learning website
>Travel around and frick
Its that easy
If you're a neet, you're not fricking anything except for your hand. That's a fact.
Wagie coping eh ? Jbw and nothings a problem
https://desuarchive.org/LULZ/search/text/Wagie%20coping/
>146 times
ebin /LULZ/ maymay
Why even go to that troony shithole, you dont have to believe me mate
Go early if possible, I know its hard to do with work maybe early saturday ? Here they are normally well stocked until afternoon. Netto is an absolute ghetto store, I mean kaufland is too but I just like their offers for packaged meat
I respect you sir
around and frick
doubt
Helps when you get money from relatives, not talking crazy amounts
this larp keeps getting more contrived
In some countries its possible, depends on the social security system. And yes getting a little inheritance has never hurt anybody.
you pay taxes on inheritance
quit embarrassing yourself
>you pay taxes on inheritance
Don't live in a shitty state then
You can also work around that bs as long as the one giving the money is alive, inheritance would be the wrong word, more like gift thats legally not yours
>On disability neet bucks for ~~*depression*~~
fricking how
Go to a clinical therapy, open station, dont admit yourself to a closed one or go crazy enough that the doctors think youre a danger to others or yourself. Did a lot of times and was acknowledged that way. Mines legitimate I guess, but here the open clinics are boring at worst with some therapy, or you meet nice young girls, because a lot of women go into clinics for this shit.
>Go to a clinical therapy
gotta spend money to make money i guess. how many visits until you get neetbux? do you have to keep going to therapy after you start getting paid?
Good question I didnt get shit for some time as I was young and lived with my parents. Put an application for being unemployable due to my mental stuff, went to a state employed doctor who talked with me and looked at my clinical records, then got approved. Get my apartment paid, and money for the month like 500 something, more or less like the sandBlack folk who go here to bum around. Used to work before that but that doesnt factor in too much.
You get checked every year once, just go to therapy, and you need a psychatrist which you get anyway to write you exemptions. Mines actually more complicated than people going on neetbucks and not answering rhe jobcenter lol
if i have a suicide attempt on my record will that fast track me
Definetly. Was it recent ? If yes shut up about it, if not you can tell of it and say that you feel like shit and depressed but that youre not suicidal or they will put you in the real mental clinic with the shit flinging psychos.
I shower twice a day. All of you are morons. Why are you even arguing about showering before or after work when everyone on this board makes $200k doing two hours of work from home?
Yeah same, atleast twice, thrice if its a training day.
>Takes me 5 minutes to shower and 5 minutes to shave.
>Live 10 minutes away from my job.
Yeah, I could do that, but I work 2200-0600 so it's all meaningless.
security guard?
Nope. Railroader. I just wear either jeans or carharrt pants and a sweater and hat.
me 5 minutes to shower and 5 minutes to shave.
No it fricking doesn't. Showing takes at least 10-15 minutes, and undressing, drying body and hair and dressing up takes another 30.
Are you a woman? It does not take me more than 15 minutes total to get ready.
>Showing takes at least 10-15 minutes,
Shower on, quick rinse over, shower off, lather up with soap, shower on again, quick rinse off. Done. I finish showering in under 2 minutes.
Do people really shave every day? I have to let it grow back for at least a week, otherwise I get micro cuts all over my face and bleed like a motherfricker.
I'll do it every 2 or 3 days. Longer if I'm feeling lazy. I could shave every day, but it's hardly needed.
Buy double bladed razors and just some cheap $10 handle.
>character wakes up
>already snoozed alarm 3 times
>vows he won't get wine drunk tomorrow night, same as he did two weeks in a row
>gotta scratch off plants to make breakfast
>gets directly into shower
>supposed to shave already but spent the time under the hot water jerking off instead
I hate this trope haha
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>go to airport
>throw bags for nine hours and hang out with coworkers who are friendly and chill
>shower
>go home
>watch tv shows and post on Cinemaphile
>fall asleep
Next year will be better.
>character wakes up and gets out of bed
how am I supposed to relate to somebody so productive?
Literally, unironically, not figuratively, non metaphorically, seriously, frankly, earnestly, honestly, no jive, jape, jest, goof, or gaff, how do I get a job as a 32 year old neet who hasn't worked in three years, and those other jobs were just part time student work? I have a master's degree. I have applied to over 600 jobs in the last two years but no one gives a frick about me. Even $19/hour entry level admin assistant jobs. In fact they hate me. Everyone. I have been blacklisted by the entire world for no fricking reason.
What is your master's in?
Philosophy. That's why every single employer hates me. It is anathema to them. But I've been studying data science because I want to do something actually useful. I did a bootcamp. I have projects on my github. I "interned" for a non profit with a few fellow bootcamp graduates and was better than the math major at our work (I had to walk him through how to use git/github and how to adapt our project for his assigned datasets step by step). Yet he has a job now and I am forsaken. I tell you this as evidence towards the claim that I am not completely helpless and worthless, which I know you assumed because of my major.
You say that but you did spend 8 years and $200k on philosophy degrees
I spent only about $3k. I think there was one semester of undergrad that was not covered by financial aid grants. But what does it matter if I can do the work?
I think I will do something like that just to see if it's actually possible to get hired, not that I'd accept.
Check your local hospital's website for job listings and get a job doing turn-over help/CNA help in the Operating Room. They're almost always hiring and it's easy work. It's not hospital unit CNA work like you may be thinking of changing diapers and shit covered old people, in the OR they're all under anesthesia so you don't have to deal with them. You just go get them and bring them to the OR, help the staff get materials for their cases, and mop up the blood after they're done. Pays more than McDicks and you don't smell like grease and get to see some cool stuff.
Interesting. I've worked in a hospital for two years in the logistics department. Heard crazy stories from my buddy who restocked cath/IR of operating room gore. I always figured you'd need some special education to work in there during surgery hours. I guess I figured the surgeons/anesthesiologists did that shit themselves.
You don't need any special education to be a CNA. In many states you need nothing at all, in some states you have to take a 2 week course that the hospital will pay for. Surgeons and MDAs don't do that small stuff they're way too self-important. Just a thought to look into, healthcare is one of the only industries still adding jobs at a good clip and surgery is the hospital moneymaker so they focus staff hiring on that.
When they see your resume, they see that the biggest qualification you invested the most into is your philosophy degree, so it does define you to employers.
You should list your bootcamps and shit (whatever came with a certifiicate) above your degree, just bury it. Take a few more certs as well, topical stuff applicable to the jobs you want. Nothing else you can do at this point.
My education is at the bottom of my resume, which spills over into page two. A line for each degree with no additional information except that I had a 3.84 in graduate school. The entire first page is name/contact info, short about section, projects, and relevant experience in that order. The projects take up the most space. The projects and the relevant experience section have 2 to 4 bullet points each and mention numbers/metrics as much as is reasonably possible. I have run it through an ATS optimizer. I know people who have done what I'm trying to do (bootcamp with no relevant experience) and gotten hired. Except both of them never even finished undergrad.
Go to the nearest McDonald's and ask if they're hiring
you need to meet people in person and make a friend that will hire you. unironically firm handshake shit. or ask your family/ their friends for work.
Connections/networks made online mean less than nothing.
>character has enough time between waking up to dress, brush his teeth, piss, and make a sandwich before leaving for work
>works starts at 3-4pm
>comes back at 10pm
>shitposts and half watches streams of tv and film
repeat for years
it's a livin', anon
not sure, I might be technically making a living but I live for nothing, enjoy nothing and do nothing.
it's been worse in the last 5 years.
it's worse every year in fact, the last few months I haven't even been bothered to eat enough so I've lost muscle mass
Buddha smiles on your renunciation of worldly things tho bro
I miss 2nd shift i could stay up until the birds let me know it's bed time now im lucky to get 5 hours of sleep and am too much of a zombie to do anything
>wake up 10 minutes before i must leave to work
>comb my hair and put on some cologne
>my clothes are all prepared the night before so i just put them on
>quick pee and face wash
>i’m out the door
>15 minute walk later and i’m already at work
I’m too lazy to brush my teeth, and i get free food at work
take your toothbrush to work and do it there.
people can smell your breath, look at how they'll create distance, turn away and cover their mouth while talking to you.
Best decision in my life was getting a cat that bothers me to feed him at 7am on the dot. I've always wanted to be one of those people that can just wake up and get out of bed and now I am thanks to my one-eyed orange gremlin, which coincidentally is the name of Trump's penis.
HOW CAN PEOPLE AFFORD TO BE NEETS
YOU NEED MONEY TO INDULGE IN BEI G A LAZY homosexual ON THE INTERNET WHO PLAYS GAMES AND JERKS OFF ALL DAY
HOW THE FRICK DO YOU GRT MONEY
they leech off their parents
Be born in a neet friendly country
I'd rather die.
>Haven't been able to sleep more than 6 hours in a row since a few years ago
>wake up anytime between 5:30 and 6:30 am
>get giant breakfast, shave, jerk off, freshen up
>get out of house
>after work is over before getting home pass by shops to buy some food
>right after putting the food I don't use in the fridge and the food I'll eat ready in the pans/pots/oven/..., invariably suddenly fall asleep for a 2-3 hours nap
>wake up, cook dinner
>watch some Cinemaphile related content while eating
>shower
>go to bed
>realize it's still before midnight so I will wake up at a shitty hour again
>curse
>fall asleep immediately anyways
stop jerking off in the morning and taking naps moron
tried, then I just fall asleep even earlier and end up waking up completely rested still after 6 hours, only at 3 am or so instead of the usual hour
>character's boss tries to gaslight the team into coming in on saturday
>gotta make that month anon
>character is gonna drink and smoke weed and then sleep in instead
I am starting to bald. Idm where to confess because sure the frick not to people around me, but the balding has begun. And very rapidly noticeably so, I have (had, in time) a very lush raven-black hair but now, and it's been the only ''atleast'' in shitty life I hold all responsibilty for, it starts to disappear... idk, after it's gone, most of reasons to live for me are gone, might start to look for most pleasant forms to suicide now not to bother my family and associates.
You know it
Maybe try finasteride, I take it but doesnt stop my hairloss too much, others have great success with it though. And do it soon because regaining is almost impossible. If youre worried about dick problems, get your test tested, if its in normal range you can take fin, I take it for five years and my dick is as hard as before.
Anon I'm emotionally distraught enough not to think clearly, pinky promise you're not a shill and think so truly? Pls.
Also sorry i'm a bit drunk but if I understand, you imply that for those 5 years my dick might have some obstacles because of the drug?
No, I am not a shill, I wont heartily recommend the drug to everyone but if youre afraid of losing your hair, its the only option(that may not work greatly like in my case, others had more success) to stop it. I was saying my dick works fine despite taking the drug for 5 years now, not that something will happen after that time elapses. Theres guys that reported dick problems and my theory is that there test was low, because finasteride will lower your test by a point, atleast on the scale that they measured mine with, lets say 14, where 0 is dickless and 25 is mega chad, I went from 14 to 13.
Right then, thanks for compact and sensible answer I assume I have high enough level if testosterone as my facehair grown like on turkish baklava seller'z face. I will look it up all thanks to you
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Just to be sure I would still have it tested, all those boomer sayings and ideas of what gives you high test or not are bullshit mostly. Just to be on the safe side. Here I think I paid like 100 euros for a panel done by an andrologist or whatever the frick they are called
Many thanks I will seriously consider that, maaaaan you've helped much for totally alien person asking for nothing in return...you've done a good deed anon rememper my gratitude, a random gay from internet
Don't greek-stare me like thatn
>turkish baklava
i'll give you some of my hair anon
Thanks Anon I appreciate it, I really do
Every day I push the envelope for how late I can wake up and still make it to work on time. Also I haven't been to work on time in years.
>wake up at 6am to gf coming home from work
>have to shoot out of bed and dispose of last nights coom paper before she reaches the bedroom
Just steal fap in the bathroom and wash ?
No problem, I hope you can solve your problem in any way you can, I know how it feels
Thank you, thanks