I hate how they keep using the one guy who was Spider-Man once for every spoof copy of him. It was kind of cute the first time, but it's just obnoxious by this point.
>Everybody loves a good parody.
Speak for yourself.
>Mostly because everyone has a different thing to say about a topic and parody gives those thoughts a voice
And yet said thoughts always boil down to "what if there were lots of blood and sex and everyone is an butthole".
>And yet said thoughts always boil down to "what if there were lots of blood and sex and everyone is an butthole".
Man, way to tell everyone that you aren’t 18 yet. Brown Widow from the Venture Bros directly refutes your point and he’s just the tip of the Iceberg
Deku, Ladybug, and Batman Beyond are also directly inspired by Spider-Man
>specifically pointing out a character from a show that is "what if pulp, but blood sex and everyone is an butthole"
>Deku, Ladybug, and Batman Beyond are also directly inspired by Spider-Man
And just like their inspiration, they're all worthless garbage that people only pretend to like so they can fit in.
Listen kiddo, you clearly don’t watch much animation. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if you only watch the MCU, but the fact of the matter is that most of the characters you like are based on preexisting characters.
Superman himself is based on the book Gladiator and Batman is based on the shadow. So how bout you get out of my thread and crawl back to your dark academia friends.
This is supposed to be a fun thread, don’t be That guy
2 months ago
Anonymous
>most of the characters you like are based on preexisting characters.
I know this, and I don't care. It's not acceptable, and I'm tired of pretending it is.
2 months ago
Anonymous
So do you not care or is it not acceptable. Because I hate to break it to you kiddo, but most human art is additive and exponential
Even Lord of the Rings is based on Norse myths and various folklore
2 months ago
Anonymous
Then most human art is shit. If you can't make something original, then your "art" is garbage, and you shouldn't be allowed to profit off of something someone else came up with.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile is based on a Japanese site. If you truly believed this you’d close the tab now and start working on an original idea
2 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't make this shithole. Ain't my responsibility to fix the problem. Also, I'm not Japanese, so I have literally no other option.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Then can you at least leave my thread. I made a thread to celebrate parody and honestly I’m a little miffed that you are messing up my vibe also truth be told I get where you’re coming from. Years ago I went on this site before I was supposed to and lashed out about quite a bit. I was mocked, belittled and rightfully driven back into lurking. Now at 20 I hope I can prevent others from falling into the same pitfalls as 15 year old self, lashing out at people for stupid reasons because I wasn’t ready to accept my father’s death
2 months ago
Anonymous
>celebrating parody
Disgusting. You are actively cheering on the death of originality. Your father is lucky he didn't have to see his kid become such a pathetic piece of shit.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You just said you are happy my father died. I tried to be nice, and you said you were happy he died and then called me pathetic.
I have lost all respect I had for you. Get out of my thread you… actually no, I’m not gonna call you a name, I’m just disappointed. I pity you
2 months ago
Anonymous
Oh boo frickity hoo. You claim to have been on Cinemaphile for years and years, and that's got you tilted? All the racism, pedophilia, and literal nazi propaganda infesting the place, and someone being kinda mean to you is what does it? You ARE pathetic. Frick off and go jerk off t shitty ripoffs somewhere else, you whiny little shit.
Heck yeah. There’s always something so positive about his outlook on life despite everything bogging him down
>"What if Spider-Man shot web out of his ass? LO LMAO!"
This is what passes for humor these days, huh?
2 months ago
Anonymous
The episode this character premiered in was over a decade ago. . .
That said, Brown Widow does rule and you're a piece of shit. 🙂
2 months ago
Anonymous
I like the Brown Widow. Is he still bi? Or was that just a rumor
2 months ago
Anonymous
Not sure actually, I'm sure theres some Venture Bros. Deep Lore there, but he is an actor, so certainly within reason.
That's it? The best you got is harping on this false accusation? I stopped shitting on your dead dad, and you still can't approach this conversation in anything approaching god faith. Unsurprising, but somewhat disappointing.
Man I was trying to remember what this one's name was. Thanks anon.
Oh boo frickity hoo. You claim to have been on Cinemaphile for years and years, and that's got you tilted? All the racism, pedophilia, and literal nazi propaganda infesting the place, and someone being kinda mean to you is what does it? You ARE pathetic. Frick off and go jerk off t shitty ripoffs somewhere else, you whiny little shit.
In a thread about spider man expies your surprised THIS didn't get creators into trouble? DC has an army of lawyers to defend itself. Legal scare tactics only work on small and businesses anyway.
Different powers, different costume, different name, story you name it. The only similarity is that they are both relatable teen heroes and that's not a basis for a lawsuit.
None of that matters. It's obviously meant to be not-Spider-Man. Marvel has no balls.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Quit being moronic.
2 months ago
Anonymous
NO BALLS!
2 months ago
Anonymous
Stop describing yourself
2 months ago
Anonymous
I'm actually describing your dad. Surprised he managed to fire one out before croaking.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You are 14 years old
2 months ago
Anonymous
I am over a decade older than you, but whatever.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, and I bet you’re a ninja too. Just like Randy Cunningham who is also based on Spider-Man
2 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, so is Danny Phantom, and it sucks too. Pointing out more derivative trash isn't going to stop them from being derivative trash, and it won't change the fact that I'm much older than you despite your desperate protests.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Not protesting anything. My replies come solely from boredom and slight irritation at you for ruining this thread instead of staying in containment.
Also I will continue to state that you are 14 because it is true
>Do you also want Marvel to sue DC for The Terrifics being blatant expies of the F4?
Yes. Why the frick haven't they? Again, they have no balls.
Not protesting anything. My replies come solely from boredom and slight irritation at you for ruining this thread instead of staying in containment.
Also I will continue to state that you are 14 because it is true
>a bloo hoo muh safe space
Frick off. You don't get to have a "nice" or "comfy" thread. Nobody does. It's Cinemaphile. If you don't like it, leave.
>why are people being mean to me for shitting on the floor? >clearly this is the plagiarists fault! Save me Stan Lee Sama
2 months ago
Anonymous
You are not entitled to have a thread go the way you want it. Ever. Again, if you do not like this fact, leave.
The episode this character premiered in was over a decade ago. . .
That said, Brown Widow does rule and you're a piece of shit. 🙂
It frankly doesn't matter when this garbage knockoff was made, it's still fricking stupid.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Teenager
2 months ago
Anonymous
That's it? The best you got is harping on this false accusation? I stopped shitting on your dead dad, and you still can't approach this conversation in anything approaching god faith. Unsurprising, but somewhat disappointing.
2 months ago
Anonymous
No, you’re clearly still doing it. In fact you just did. So you’re lying.
This is why I think you’re 14. You do not give off the proper understanding of an adult and constantly lie
The only alternative theory I have is that you’re the cartoon dad guy. And if that’s the case then that’s even worse given that I was the only one who actually believed in you and tried to help turn the parodies in that story into less blatant copies and more original characters
2 months ago
Anonymous
Blah blah blah, you're still deep in denial that plagiarism is wrong, and that you shouldn't celebrate it.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You’re right. Plagiarism is wrong! A mistake! Just like giving women the right to vote and founding America
God I wish I lived in the Britannia empire right now! I’d be such a posh sexy gentleman soldier paladin conquering for the Queen
2 months ago
Anonymous
Dude, just stop. Go finish your homework and take a deep breather
Oh boo frickity hoo. You claim to have been on Cinemaphile for years and years, and that's got you tilted? All the racism, pedophilia, and literal nazi propaganda infesting the place, and someone being kinda mean to you is what does it? You ARE pathetic. Frick off and go jerk off t shitty ripoffs somewhere else, you whiny little shit.
>IT'S Cinemaphile SO WE ALL HAVE TO BE ANNOYING MORONS 24/7.
Yep, underage.
Also shut the frick up about knockoffs, moron. Nobody gave a shit that Pale Rider was a Shane knockoff because they're both good movies. Maybe wipe the semen out of your ears and listen when people tell you that taking inspiration from other works isn't a guarantee of a bad story.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>>IT'S Cinemaphile SO WE ALL HAVE TO BE ANNOYING MORONS 24/7.
About 17 years of being in this place has taught me that is indeed the case. Again, if you don't like it, fricking LEAVE.
>Nobody gave a shit that Pale Rider was a Shane knockoff because they're both good movies.
They should care. But this is a shit world we live in, so theft is somehow considered okay.
>Maybe wipe the semen out of your ears and listen when people tell you that taking inspiration from other works isn't a guarantee of a bad story.
Doesn't matter if it's a "good" story or not, it's still plagiarism. It's still wrong regardless of the end product's supposedly quality.
Indeed, his particular abilities are also quite intriguing. I always found it cool how he was basically collateral damage for a big DC event as his origin
Tangentially related but that reminds me of Shutterbug being collateral damage. Does it count as a parody if the parody is an alternate universe version of spidey?
Skitter
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For me, it's Capitán Arácnido.
>Captain
Who is his major?
Arachnids apparently, and that includes scorpions.
I hate how they keep using the one guy who was Spider-Man once for every spoof copy of him. It was kind of cute the first time, but it's just obnoxious by this point.
>>best Spider-Man parody
miles morales
>nobody laughed at my shitty joke the first time
>maybe they'll like it the second time-PLEASE LIKE ME!
have a nice day.
Don't be on such a hairtrigger, you yutz. You might as well put a "please troll my ass" sign on you.
>actually celebrating knockoffs
The frick is happening anymore.
Everybody loves a good parody. Mostly because everyone has a different thing to say about a topic and parody gives those thoughts a voice
>Everybody loves a good parody.
Speak for yourself.
>Mostly because everyone has a different thing to say about a topic and parody gives those thoughts a voice
And yet said thoughts always boil down to "what if there were lots of blood and sex and everyone is an butthole".
>And yet said thoughts always boil down to "what if there were lots of blood and sex and everyone is an butthole".
Man, way to tell everyone that you aren’t 18 yet. Brown Widow from the Venture Bros directly refutes your point and he’s just the tip of the Iceberg
Deku, Ladybug, and Batman Beyond are also directly inspired by Spider-Man
>specifically pointing out a character from a show that is "what if pulp, but blood sex and everyone is an butthole"
>Deku, Ladybug, and Batman Beyond are also directly inspired by Spider-Man
And just like their inspiration, they're all worthless garbage that people only pretend to like so they can fit in.
Listen kiddo, you clearly don’t watch much animation. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if you only watch the MCU, but the fact of the matter is that most of the characters you like are based on preexisting characters.
Superman himself is based on the book Gladiator and Batman is based on the shadow. So how bout you get out of my thread and crawl back to your dark academia friends.
This is supposed to be a fun thread, don’t be That guy
>most of the characters you like are based on preexisting characters.
I know this, and I don't care. It's not acceptable, and I'm tired of pretending it is.
So do you not care or is it not acceptable. Because I hate to break it to you kiddo, but most human art is additive and exponential
Even Lord of the Rings is based on Norse myths and various folklore
Then most human art is shit. If you can't make something original, then your "art" is garbage, and you shouldn't be allowed to profit off of something someone else came up with.
Cinemaphile is based on a Japanese site. If you truly believed this you’d close the tab now and start working on an original idea
I didn't make this shithole. Ain't my responsibility to fix the problem. Also, I'm not Japanese, so I have literally no other option.
Then can you at least leave my thread. I made a thread to celebrate parody and honestly I’m a little miffed that you are messing up my vibe
also truth be told I get where you’re coming from. Years ago I went on this site before I was supposed to and lashed out about quite a bit. I was mocked, belittled and rightfully driven back into lurking. Now at 20 I hope I can prevent others from falling into the same pitfalls as 15 year old self, lashing out at people for stupid reasons because I wasn’t ready to accept my father’s death
>celebrating parody
Disgusting. You are actively cheering on the death of originality. Your father is lucky he didn't have to see his kid become such a pathetic piece of shit.
You just said you are happy my father died. I tried to be nice, and you said you were happy he died and then called me pathetic.
I have lost all respect I had for you. Get out of my thread you… actually no, I’m not gonna call you a name, I’m just disappointed. I pity you
Oh boo frickity hoo. You claim to have been on Cinemaphile for years and years, and that's got you tilted? All the racism, pedophilia, and literal nazi propaganda infesting the place, and someone being kinda mean to you is what does it? You ARE pathetic. Frick off and go jerk off t shitty ripoffs somewhere else, you whiny little shit.
Underage
Brown Widow rules.
Heck yeah. There’s always something so positive about his outlook on life despite everything bogging him down
>"What if Spider-Man shot web out of his ass? LO LMAO!"
This is what passes for humor these days, huh?
The episode this character premiered in was over a decade ago. . .
That said, Brown Widow does rule and you're a piece of shit. 🙂
I like the Brown Widow. Is he still bi? Or was that just a rumor
Not sure actually, I'm sure theres some Venture Bros. Deep Lore there, but he is an actor, so certainly within reason.
*good
Teenager and a piece of shit, interesting. . .
t. never read 1963
What was that female spiderman rip-off that was a literal advertisement on Cinemaphile for a few months? I forgot her name.
MILES MORALES.
Honorable shout out to 'piderman.
Sideways is pretty underrated as far as spidy expies.
Man I was trying to remember what this one's name was. Thanks anon.
weak
I'm surprised Marvel didn't sue over this. Maybe they were going to until they saw the predictably abysmal sales numbers.
34, but go ahead and keep being wrong, moron.
In a thread about spider man expies your surprised THIS didn't get creators into trouble? DC has an army of lawyers to defend itself. Legal scare tactics only work on small and businesses anyway.
It's a blatant knockoff by their direct competitor. I guess they just don't have any balls.
Different powers, different costume, different name, story you name it. The only similarity is that they are both relatable teen heroes and that's not a basis for a lawsuit.
None of that matters. It's obviously meant to be not-Spider-Man. Marvel has no balls.
Quit being moronic.
NO BALLS!
Stop describing yourself
I'm actually describing your dad. Surprised he managed to fire one out before croaking.
You are 14 years old
I am over a decade older than you, but whatever.
Yeah, and I bet you’re a ninja too. Just like Randy Cunningham who is also based on Spider-Man
Yeah, so is Danny Phantom, and it sucks too. Pointing out more derivative trash isn't going to stop them from being derivative trash, and it won't change the fact that I'm much older than you despite your desperate protests.
Not protesting anything. My replies come solely from boredom and slight irritation at you for ruining this thread instead of staying in containment.
Also I will continue to state that you are 14 because it is true
Do you also want Marvel to sue DC for The Terrifics being blatant expies of the F4?
Or how remade Damage is just a Hulk expy?
He doesn’t want anything, he’s a contrarian. They don’t actually have opinions they just take up strawman arguments against whatever’s popular
>Do you also want Marvel to sue DC for The Terrifics being blatant expies of the F4?
Yes. Why the frick haven't they? Again, they have no balls.
>a bloo hoo muh safe space
Frick off. You don't get to have a "nice" or "comfy" thread. Nobody does. It's Cinemaphile. If you don't like it, leave.
>why are people being mean to me for shitting on the floor?
>clearly this is the plagiarists fault! Save me Stan Lee Sama
You are not entitled to have a thread go the way you want it. Ever. Again, if you do not like this fact, leave.
It frankly doesn't matter when this garbage knockoff was made, it's still fricking stupid.
Teenager
That's it? The best you got is harping on this false accusation? I stopped shitting on your dead dad, and you still can't approach this conversation in anything approaching god faith. Unsurprising, but somewhat disappointing.
No, you’re clearly still doing it. In fact you just did. So you’re lying.
This is why I think you’re 14. You do not give off the proper understanding of an adult and constantly lie
The only alternative theory I have is that you’re the cartoon dad guy. And if that’s the case then that’s even worse given that I was the only one who actually believed in you and tried to help turn the parodies in that story into less blatant copies and more original characters
Blah blah blah, you're still deep in denial that plagiarism is wrong, and that you shouldn't celebrate it.
You’re right. Plagiarism is wrong! A mistake! Just like giving women the right to vote and founding America
God I wish I lived in the Britannia empire right now! I’d be such a posh sexy gentleman soldier paladin conquering for the Queen
Dude, just stop. Go finish your homework and take a deep breather
>IT'S Cinemaphile SO WE ALL HAVE TO BE ANNOYING MORONS 24/7.
Yep, underage.
Also shut the frick up about knockoffs, moron. Nobody gave a shit that Pale Rider was a Shane knockoff because they're both good movies. Maybe wipe the semen out of your ears and listen when people tell you that taking inspiration from other works isn't a guarantee of a bad story.
>>IT'S Cinemaphile SO WE ALL HAVE TO BE ANNOYING MORONS 24/7.
About 17 years of being in this place has taught me that is indeed the case. Again, if you don't like it, fricking LEAVE.
>Nobody gave a shit that Pale Rider was a Shane knockoff because they're both good movies.
They should care. But this is a shit world we live in, so theft is somehow considered okay.
>Maybe wipe the semen out of your ears and listen when people tell you that taking inspiration from other works isn't a guarantee of a bad story.
Doesn't matter if it's a "good" story or not, it's still plagiarism. It's still wrong regardless of the end product's supposedly quality.
Nobody cares
Indeed, his particular abilities are also quite intriguing. I always found it cool how he was basically collateral damage for a big DC event as his origin
Tangentially related but that reminds me of Shutterbug being collateral damage. Does it count as a parody if the parody is an alternate universe version of spidey?
Shutterbug was interesting because he took Pete back to his horror mutant roots but was still a good person
I think it counts
What's Spiderman about him?
Teen hero agile and super strong but has portal powers instead of a web slinger.
Sideways
Venom. Not even close.
Spider man is multiverse being like Deadpool. I mean what gives.