>characters go to have sex
>they don't put a towel down so they don't get fluids all over the sheet
Immersion ruined.
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>characters go to have sex. >they don't put a towel down so they don't get fluids all over the sheet
you don't put a towel down for "fluids" you put it down if you're breaking a hymen
My gf leaks a lot after I cum in her.
You need to carry her to the toilet upside down like a jug so it doesn't spill out.
Jokes aside, I always get up afterwards and get my wife 1-2 tissues so she can stuff it while waddling to the bath.
This guys is correct. His girlfriend leaks a lot after you cum in her.
virgin
>the girl doesn't waddle to the bathroom right after
I only ever put a towel down if she asked for anal
Right, I be sweating like I'm in the sauna for 30 minutes. It's so hot. Where's the refrigerator?
You know I never noticed this but you're right, I actually do use a towel every single time I have sex, yet I never see that in movies.
I mean, if it gets through to the mattress, it can stain and mattresses ain't cheap.
>T. POOR gay
ikea have really good waterproof mattress protectors these days, if your girl's a squirter
they don't crinkle, or make themselves known in any way at all really; you won't even know it's there
get one for her, women always feeling all self-conscious and shit
Germans and there piss addictions.
sometimes it's entirely fluid from the skene's gland; much more viscous and syrupy - sugary sweet too, not bitter and watery like piss
but there is also often piss
hence the necessity of the mattress protector
You're fricking gross.
not my fault I make girls squirt with my magnum dong bro
I'm just being pragmatic and educated about the reality of the situation
The reality of the situation is, nature is saying you need become a man and have a child, but your chicken scheiße.
bro you can't even make your wife squirt, I don't have to listen to you
She's gets more joy out of teaching her children.
how can she even make an informed decision if you're unable to perform?
you're depriving her of one of life's greatest mysteries
She's had an ice cream Snickers bar before, bro.
and it made her squirt?!
I don't know, but she looked funny.
You care about a woman's pleasure, he doesn't.
He is the chad here, you're just a pathetic frickboy who needs a woman to "enjoy" making love with them.
Real men don't give a frick about their pleasure or happiness, it's meaningless. Their entire existence is about providing men with pleasure and children when he wants them.
Don't talk like you know anything, you're fricking pathetic.
>I'm a chad because I'm unable to make women cum
Wha? I love sleeping on my piss infested squirt soaked bed. You people are getting too comfortable with this life.
I live in a cold, damp country; a pissy mattress soon becomes a pissy, mouldy mattress
you let her piss a few times to mark her territory and your bedroom starts looking like the fricking Upside Down
Spray it with that shit that gets cat piss out of rugs and then tell her to slowly dry it with a blow dryer. Make sure to keep an eye on the electric meter so she can pay for that part of the bill....it's not much; $5 a squirt is what I charge.
>character has to make a phone call
>doesn't first spend 15 minutes pacing around nervously and screaming into his pillow
Come on now.
I used to date this gal that would let me nut inside her. She would ride me until I came and then fall asleep on top of me. First time it happened , it was really uncomfortable because I could feel the jizz and pusy juice running down my balls, but I started to enjoy it after a while. Nowadays if I fall asleep without a blanket over me, I'll wake up with that cold feeling and start thinking of her, and how the only cold spots I used to have were the places where her skin wasn't touching mine.
Nice blog, homosexual.
Yeah it was a nice time being with her. That being said, she definitely broke my heart in two but I can honestly say I'm better for the experience. That sort of thing hardens you to a bit, but it's important not to bottle it all up. It wouldn't have lasted very long anyways, she was a pro abortion leftist, I'm an unapologetic national socialist.
>unapologetic national socialist
oof
where do you think you are?
Couldn't have said it better myself
Not /misc/ and polyps are well known for their pleb taste
>5 hours later
>comes back with "you're a poo poo head"
good one
>45 minutes felt like 5hrs to him
Why are modern nazis such slobs?
>I have never encountered hyperbole
>Can't detect 17 layers of irony
newfriends everyone
it was 18 layers
you wouldn't get it
Yeah, well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
>t. their all time best seller
Why is sex so nasty bros flapping seems so much more appealing
>flapping seems so much more appealing
>t.
is that how sex works? i honestly dont know. not even joking.
t. virgin
Some girls squirt....like every single time (I married one) but some don't squirt at all, but there's always going to be a wet spot of some kind, which is the only instance where I can see a towel working. My b***h straight up drops like 5 gallons every time, but I just go sleep in with my dogs in the barn when that happens. We only frick like 3 times a week. Oh I'm the guy that charges for squirts btw....it wasn't a joke. I can't go stinking up my work truck with piss and we don't have plumbing so in the winter I already never shower.
so assuming a guy creampies a girl, what is the clean up procedure after?
The girl waddles to the bathroom and takes a leak. Also there might be a stain if you didn't use a towel when pulling out after the deed is done
>characters have sex
>Male MC has a love interest
DROPPED if i cant relate the movie or show shouldnt be made
>people talk to the main character and interact with him willingly
This movie lacks immersion. Its just not realistic.
>characters have sex
>lie there together for hours afterwards
yeah hell nah i gotta piss mane
>porn stopped working
>cambawds stopped working
>brothels stopped working
It's over
>porn still working
>try to quit
>can barely go a single day
its over
>quit porn and jerking off
>start feeling really amazing after about a week
>emotions return, energy level increases, huge boost of confidence and motivation
>hit 3 or 4 weeks
>complete reversal. Feel absolutely miserable and weak
Nofap is only good if you actually having regular sex imo. Otherwise you gotta fap at least twice a month
Did u know primates only jerk off when they're in captivity? Free ones dont engage in that behavior
>free monkeys grab another monkey and frick when they are horny
>try and grab a girl to frick her if i feel horny
>get called a rapist and sent to jail
wtf i hate society now?
only time in recent memory i used a towel was during her period. any period sex kinos?
Fricked my Asian ex on her period in the backseat of my car once. When we finished and the lights came on there were bloody handmarks all over the interior. It looked like a scene from a horror movie. She was mortified and I couldn’t stop laughing.
how can you call yourself a warrior if you never had blood on your sword?
My first year or so of my fapping career I remember this time I stopped for a moment and suddenly a stream of fluid shot out of my dick in a short hard burst. It wasn't an orgasm and I hadn't felt like i needed to pee. The fluid didn't look or smell like piss or cum, just water. This happened one more time later and then never again and I still don't know wtf that was about
self-cleaning pipes
hahaha i cant believe it
this exact shit happened to me the very first time i whacked it as a kid, it is a vivid memory and i still to this day have no idea wtf that was all about.
my dick just started blasting like a shaken up can of soda
Wtf this happened to me exactly once when I was 12. I convinced myself my memory was exaggerated.
water of life. If you ate it you would have become the Queerzahadrach.
If you jerk off before puberty you just have to piss. It also allows you to from then on have female orgasms.
>trying to get a good edge going
>have to piss all the time
>cum
>have to piss again
>characters go to have sex
>guy does not fail to get an erection despite not having sex for years and woman tries to reassure him while secretly judging him for it and wondering if he's not attracted to her
very unrealistic
I even put down a towel, or just a clean shirt, when I fap.
My ass sweats so much when I jerk off.
If you needed any more proof that sex is a degenerate activity.
>man makes a move for sex
>no im on my period
b***h that’s some of the best sex you’ll ever have like wtf is your problem also your butt’s not on its period is it
>man makes a move for sex
i never. too afraid
i have a dark burgundy towell in the closet for when my gf is on the rag, she doesnt know ive never washed it tho
Unbelievable.
Lol it's funny seeing mid 20s to early 30s anons ITT. You were supposed to get the giddy sex chitchat out of your system as teens, along with "I have to buy bigger sized condoms bro" and "my longest sex was 5 hours bro".
It's already assumed that men your age are having sex regularly starting in your 20s as naturally as you eat lunch or brush your teeth, yet the posts ITT reflect the sexual experience level of juveniles. Kinda fricked up since it reveals how developmentally stunted most Cinemaphile anons are specifically due to a lack of relationships and sex in their formative years. Not trying to shame anyone ITT, just saying it looks weird from the outside looking in.
you ever been called pompous before?
Sorry if it came off that way
>i am le mature
no one gives a frick. there you go
>gf has black sheets
>wondered why she washed them every other day
>they don't put a towel down so they don't get fluids all over the sheet
???????
actual virgin confirmed
>not fricking on her side of the bed then rolling to your side after blasting her and falling asleep while she waddles to the bathroom
It's like you guys don't even know how to sex
>thing that is just a normal part of most peoples lives is something I will never ever experience
Is this how blind/wheelchair bound people feel about me being able bodied?
>male character doesn't cum first, retrieve a towel, then pull a vibrator out from a drawer because he's too lazy to use his fingers
Unrealistic
Is there some kind of correlation between refractory periods and cum volume? I shoot absurd amounts of jizz but afterwards I don't want to have sex again for like 3 days. Don't know how some guys can cum once and be ready to go again in 15 minutes, but then my girl really isn't proactive in bed at all, I have to direct everything.
no, it's probably more like something to do with the levels of prolactin released and the density of corresponding receptors, although the evidence is conflicting
likely it's hormonal either way, rather than just your balls being emptied like a cistern
the guys who have a shorter refractory periods might have had their genes influenced by ancestors with more promiscuous mating strategies
I'm a 28 year old kissless, handholdless virgin
Womem put down matress protectors and change sheets often. Hard to believe but it's true.
Also get out attention seeking frog spammer, you homosexuals killed Cinemaphile.
I've always just fallen asleep with the girl. They almost never went to the bathroom after sex. And certainly no towels. You people are weird.
I used to be this way until the time I buttfricked my ex and went right to sleep. I woke up a few hours later and went to take a piss. It looked like I was wearing chaps made out of magic shell.
Fluids…?