>characters look at each other
>cut to them having sex
Does this actually happen to normal people?
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>characters look at each other. >cut to them having sex
>characters look at each other
>cut to them having sex
Does this actually happen to normal people?
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No, irl time is linear and it doesn't skip forward to notable events
It sometimes does if I'm really drunk.
Time is a flat circle of sex
No, it does not.
Yeah. Normalgays just follow the flow of time and turn their brains off and everything works out for them.
>tfw you were actually supposed to follow the "just turn your brain off bro" advice
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>you hear the sex moans before the scene even changes
>You sex moans, dirty talk and climax as the camera stays on the characters who remain smirking at each other
>Cut to a completely unrelated scene the next day
Name five kinos that do this.
Turkish Captain America
Quite lynchesque i dare say
Well the cut omits the awkward negotiation of going to yours or her place, calling 5 taxi services when theyre all too bisy on a Friday night and finding the fine line between sexoing directly in the cab and not getting kicked out.
It also means that the writers who look like Woody Allen don't have to know what to actually say to a woman to make her sex you.
It's not hard, all you have to say is "Hi, I'm Woody Allen, would you like to be in my next movie?"
Yes, making eye contact with a woman triggers a pokemon battle style transition to sex
Essentially.
I call it “the look”. Between men it’s a look of mutual respect or hostility, between men and women it’s usually a look of shared carnal interest. You know how you see someone desirable and you’re looking at them right until you see them turn your way and you quickly avert your eyes? Imagine you were doing this and they turned and you just kept looking, calmly, cooly, patiently; and they just stopped and did the same.
It’s a sign of interest, of respect, and above all; sincerity. It screams “I want you.” And once it happens the night is pretty much over barring some kind of faux pas.
It’s really best to speak less after such an introduction and get right to suggestive, flirtatious fact finding; their name, who they’re with, what they plan on doing next tonight and where your encounter ranks on their agenda in the next few hours. It is rare to share this look and not at least get a phone number.
100%. Incels do not understand this.
>Imagine you were doing this and they turned and you just kept looking, calmly, cooly, patiently
It only works if you're tall/attractive.
A short/ugly man can calmly patiently look at women all day and he would only be seen as a creep for doing so 99% of the time.
Frick off you blackpill homosexual I'm glad you are miserable
But he's correct. If an ugly man is staring at a woman, she won't be turned on, she'll be creeped out. You could make the argument that she's only gonna be disinterested if she looks away instantly, but you can't dismiss the fact that ugly people aren't sexually desirable.
>Yeah I just stare at them. Works every time, bro.
Yeah, I got "the look" from a girl once. I was really drunk and kept eyefricking her and she eventually came over and started talking to me. We were fricking in a park 2 hours later.
how tall/attractive are you
one time I asked a milf I was talking to at a bar to sit on my face and it turned out she lived in the apartments across the street so about 8 minutes later she was on top of my face
that's probably the closest I'll ever get
>female character suddenly becomes shy and covers up her breasts with a blanket