Cuz you're in the closet son, we know it, all the other guys your age are out there with their girlfriends, but you're always sitting in your room playing those damn vidya games and goin on those dog garned internet chat rooms or what have ya
>character hasn't had a friend in over a decade and has never even held hands with a girl >he fantasizes about how he's going to turn it all around >character remembers he's 33
>character hasn't had gf in years >parents scared character is gay >character finally realizes something about himself >musters up the courage to tell parents that he hates women
dont fall for the woman meme. i recently broke up with my gf of a long while. i spent so much fricking money and time on her. the constant dinners, going places to take FRICKING PICTURES the FRICKING PICTURES always the FRICKING PICTURES. I swear next time i make a dating profile im going to say "you need to not like traveling and you need to rarely take pictures of yourself".
and if a woman ever says the words "love language" fricking run. she was also always telling me what to do with my life despite me making about 5 times as much as her and completely having my shit together and her being a borderline neet whose only accomplishment was being a b-list cosplayer. women are a meme
>character is a shorthaired woman >she's a dyke >character is a well endowed blond woman >she digs coal >character is very smart scientist >she's black >character is woman that doesn't fit the above criteria >she has a schlong
>character's parents suspect that he might be gay so they avoid looking too closely into his private life in hopes that he'll come out eventually >character realizes this and plays along but never actually confirms anything because it helps him hide the fact that he's actually just a fricking junkie
Sorry dad but I don't need to tell you where I'm going at 9pm on a Tuesday when I say I'll be out with friends but come back home after 45 minutes and immediately go to my room for the rest of the night
>after never teaching how to initiate with a woman
>as a joke
Did your parents hate each other?
>characters parents think he's a pedophile because he's never had a girlfriend and is openly obsessed with little girls
Yes, it's why I'm afraid to be involved with a woman. I'd fear she'd up like my mother
>family thinks i'm gay because i've never had a gf
i've never had a bf either so why aren't i straight
Cuz you're in the closet son, we know it, all the other guys your age are out there with their girlfriends, but you're always sitting in your room playing those damn vidya games and goin on those dog garned internet chat rooms or what have ya
>parents think you’re a sex addict
They’re on to me bros
>character comes out as gay
>parents are relieved he's not an incel
Checked
>character is British
>he's gay
>character hasn't had a friend in over a decade and has never even held hands with a girl
>he fantasizes about how he's going to turn it all around
>character remembers he's 33
>mom fricks son because she's scared he's gay
>son turns insane from cooming inside mommy and murders her
>character is gay
>everyone thinks he's a pedophile so they don't let him around their kids
>character becomes a pedophile after spending too long on Cinemaphile
BE CAREFUL ANONS
>character hasn't had gf in years
>parents scared character is gay
>character finally realizes something about himself
>musters up the courage to tell parents that he hates women
>Character is insanely masculine
>Later reveals he’s gay
Paranorman right?
It's not gay if they're femboys right?
It's even more gay honestly
This -- why would you spend your time with the most woman-like man possible if you don't have to entertain women?
>tfw have to tell my friends about the fat women I frick so they don't think I'm gonna kill myself
maybe
what's the difference between a femboy and crossdresser
This is a crossdresser, not a femboy
lol this dude killed himself after he was outed for being a crossdresser
Typical christian
Yup christcucks really are that dumb
>crossdresser
soulless, temporary dress-up for laughs
>femboy
soul, permanent personality change, becomes your identity, wants to be fricked by Chad
yeah and thats okay
women can frick off
>character has meaningless sex with random women
>doesn't tell his friends or family about it
>they think he's gay
dont fall for the woman meme. i recently broke up with my gf of a long while. i spent so much fricking money and time on her. the constant dinners, going places to take FRICKING PICTURES the FRICKING PICTURES always the FRICKING PICTURES. I swear next time i make a dating profile im going to say "you need to not like traveling and you need to rarely take pictures of yourself".
and if a woman ever says the words "love language" fricking run. she was also always telling me what to do with my life despite me making about 5 times as much as her and completely having my shit together and her being a borderline neet whose only accomplishment was being a b-list cosplayer. women are a meme
Yeah, selfie addiction girls are the biggest red flag
>dating a cosplayer
>women are a meme
>he didn't know this already
kek
>I was making 5 times more than a NEET
he unironically brags
>I had my shit together
he posts on Cinemaphile
Lol. LMAO.
if she was a cosplayer then taking pictures was literally part of her business, you moron
figures someone as dumb as you was up for dating a cosplayer though
>character is a shorthaired woman
>she's a dyke
>character is a well endowed blond woman
>she digs coal
>character is very smart scientist
>she's black
>character is woman that doesn't fit the above criteria
>she has a schlong
>character's parents suspect that he might be gay so they avoid looking too closely into his private life in hopes that he'll come out eventually
>character realizes this and plays along but never actually confirms anything because it helps him hide the fact that he's actually just a fricking junkie
Sorry dad but I don't need to tell you where I'm going at 9pm on a Tuesday when I say I'll be out with friends but come back home after 45 minutes and immediately go to my room for the rest of the night
It's not just the KHV thing. Your parents also know about your Bailey Jay folder
my parents know about that when they can't even hang up a smartphone?
They just know.
they still have parental controls installed on the router. they know everything lol.
but anon i set that up only the nsa knows