>cheap and unfinished animation that looks worse than Wish's

>cheap and unfinished animation that looks worse than Wish's
>uses a non-human creature as a metaphor for discrimination in a way that's less applicable to real life than Zootopia or Elemental
>titular character is yet another goofy hyperactive girl
>plot and themes we've seen in so many other animated films
>boring forgettable villain
>climax is taken directly from The Iron Giant
>fakeout death that's revealed in the most abrupt and last-minute way possible

This feels like the kind of movie social media critics SHOULD hate, and yet everyone considers it a groundbreaking masterpiece and I don't know why.

I bet if it were a Disney film, everyone would be hating on it like they did with Elemental and Wish.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoes on or does she not have shoes on. For some reason I remember seeing her and thinking she was not wearing shoes and then I was watching it again and she was wearing Little Boots so I don't know does she have shoes on or toes exposed I'm so confused

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh? it's considered a groundbreaking masterpiece? where?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like the movie but it undeniably is well done in a technical sense.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Nimona a self insert?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She might be retroactively. A lot of trans creators claim their pre-trans media was always (secretly) intended to be trans allegories

      Considering how low the bar is for a "trans allegory" it's hard to really disprove, though I find it often quite suspect and sometimes the people in question are reaching pretty damn hard

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So how is Matrix a trans allegory?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, but apparently it is?

          The only thing I can think of is that it legitimizes trans people in that all trans people would have a Matrix avatar which is the wrong sex and that's why they feel dysphoria

          Doesn't explain how stupid the machines would have to be to get sex wrong, but whatever

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't explain how stupid the machines are
            The machines are using Humans as batteries which is beyond inefficient especially when you consider there are other animals far more efficient for this purpose... oh and the fact they could just use geothermal power like the humans of Zion do.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The world (body) you live in isn't real.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guy discovers that he's living a lie, so he transitions into his platonic real self, rather than continue to live that lie. Doesn't Morpheus even say something about feeling like there's something off about the world? Then offers Neo a transition pill. And the system hates that and tries to make everyone conform according to the program.
          In retrospect, the movie is very trans. The movie's packed with a lot of symbolism I can spend paragraphs unpacking.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can spend paragraphs unpacking.
            Do it.

            The creator comes across as having BPD, so yes.

            Is it wrong that I'm anticipating of Noelle's suicided attempt?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's also Switch who was supposed to be a dude outside the Matrix but the studio vetoed it.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but the studio vetoed it
              Why did they do that?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What

          Guy discovers that he's living a lie, so he transitions into his platonic real self, rather than continue to live that lie. Doesn't Morpheus even say something about feeling like there's something off about the world? Then offers Neo a transition pill. And the system hates that and tries to make everyone conform according to the program.
          In retrospect, the movie is very trans. The movie's packed with a lot of symbolism I can spend paragraphs unpacking.

          said on top of Mr. Smith deadnaming Neo.

          • 6 months ago
            stupid name here

            KEK DEADNAME? NEO DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS HSI NAME FOR HALF THE FILM

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        and unfinished animation that looks worse than Wish's
        Is spiderverse giving us worse looking films? Wish tried to do something like spiderverse with stylized animation but it looks like ass. Nimona looks like ass too but gets praised.

        It's cause a lot of people want to prove they were always "trans" and that there were signs so it doesn't look like they just randomly decided to be a troony. So they grasp at anything.
        Can't wait for all the detransitions in the next 10 years lol.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nimona looks like ass too but gets praised.
          The movie was 95% done and it was literally the last movie SkyBlue released (technically). There's definitly a style and subtle humor in the movie. but it's more "It's a miracle this movie actually released" that makes people forgive that fact

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not trying to be spiderverse, if anything this just looks like slightly higher budget slugterra

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The creator comes across as having BPD, so yes.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is so upset that Disney is failing that he has to make up shit nobody has said to justify crying over this movie.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why there isn't porn of her?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      post moar webms plz

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This feels like the kind of movie social media critics SHOULD hate, and yet everyone considers it a groundbreaking masterpiece and I don't know why.

    Because it’s diverse and LGBT+, that’s why.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney canceled it for a good reason but Disney bad so now people are pretending that the movie was good. Furthermore, the fact it’s aggressively LGBT only adds to the narrative that Disney bad for canceling it.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney was justified in canceling this. It got fewer views than the Miraculous movie despite Nimona being available in more than twice as many countries. Late-era Blue Sky movies were carrying $100 million+ budgets. This shit would've flopped.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the narrative that this would've done well in the box office has died down. Netflix really is the perfect home for it - hell I bet a lot of Stevenson fans already have it for She-Ra - and yet it maxed out at what... 7 million views? The Adam Sandler lizard movie got 34 million in it's first week. This would've been another Disney bomb if they kept it and released it.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally a 1,000 yo dragón girl and You still complainin'?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot to add
    >turns race swaps white guy for no reason

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason people are hyping this is up is because Disney canned it. They want to prop this up as a success to give Disney the middle finger. There are also gays in it which is a plus to critics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney eating shit over a project they passed on in a year where they've released multiple turd flops is just gravy. I wish WB could do likewise.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least you get to watch it at home without having to pay expensive cinema tickets

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