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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's way too early

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why even start it this early, you mouthbreathing moron?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Early bird gets the worm I guess

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You said the same shit last week.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a colossal homosexual who wears diapers, and he knows this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, frick OP

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GERMAN cow and chicken op image

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the absolute frick are you talking about, OP? I know you’re OP, by the way. Don’t try to deny it.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Regular show

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you let Muscle Man be your boss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pieman

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pops has the only good pie by default
    >dumbass janny judges can't make up their minds

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they skipped exit 9B
    >Thomas is just there now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was disappointed they didn't air 9B. It's not like it wouldn't fit in the slot or something.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It begins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ends now

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Ass

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Canuckistan

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh yeah what's his name?
    >dad

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect Timing on Both Ends
    > half-assed joke

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taxes are for suckers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average koth hater

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does this show feel schizophrenic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing is too fast, but it’s only 7 minutes long. It would probably drag out if it was 11 minutes.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two dad episodes in a row
    I'd be surprised to see him cameo in the following weasel cartoon

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Irwin's voice actress

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friday: Where we watch Prototype Bill & Mandy.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alarm goes off
    Something like that happened to me once.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The magic of going to the mall died long ago, sadly.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wew lad

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It all started when I was nih-yun..

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cow and chicken torture porn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like:
      >Red Guy Torture Porn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wild takes, anon? Really? That's one of the oldest clichés in the book.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tf2 wild takes are very funny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's next, a train running him over?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the checkered past logo supposed to be hidden in all the bumpers like [adult swim] is normally or only sometimes? I've seen it in one or two bumpers but not most of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the checkered past logo supposed to be hidden in all the bumpers like [adult swim] is normally or only sometimes? I've seen it in one or two bumpers but not most of them.
      Sometimes. There's a skeleton animated bumper.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how this woman feels to have sung such a moronic song.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A gig is a gig is A GIG!

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am Cliched

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > I Am Cliche
    One of the best I Am Weasel episode and a great satire on TV and old cartoons. It's funnier knowing that its a big "Frick you" to Tiny Toons and WB due to how poorly they treated David Feiss and Charlie Adler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the best I Am Weasel episode and a great satire on TV and old cartoons. It's funnier knowing that its a big "Frick you" to Tiny Toons and WB due to how poorly they treated David Feiss and Charlie Adler.
      John K made fun of them too...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, and?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, I'm pretty sure the first time I saw this episode was when I learned what cliche meant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a "fun fact" if it's just some random anecdote about you, someone no one knows or cares about. So stop autistically spouting that you homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you have me confused with somebody else.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Red guy appears in all 3 episodes
    NEAT

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve Marmel wrote this episode, this is what he had to say about the show after all these years.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gift scene
    Would you?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Looney Tunes, Le Bad!

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, Red Guy is a hack.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like episodes where it's just a bunch of bullshit happening to a couple characters in a chaotic mess. After the start when Weasel would get hit with an anvil for just a split second before changing to something else I'd laugh.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crossed out Buster

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the show actually use any of these cliches in other episodes? If not, that is true dedication.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >from the makers of Adams Family
      which one?

      I am big and you are small. I sneak in your basement it is my home now but you never find out.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Guy says Hello Nurse at the end
    Kek, Animaniacs was still airing at the time too.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cartoon makes fun of scripts
    Storyboards are much better anyways.
    Storychads > Scirgins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or: Storyboardchads > Scriptvirgins

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chicken cumming

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a maiden named hong kong? she sounds cute
    nice

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Making fun of the angry beavers, put them in diapers.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Tom Kenny is in every single episode? I'm tired of hearing that fricker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      never you never watch dibert then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Tom Kenny is in every single episode? I'm tired of hearing that fricker.
      Not really

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Kenny using his Heffer voice on a little girl
    Fricking kek.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/UG1iOLyGBhZuxpL1j82kJA/

    Frick off.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better Toy Story than Toy Story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Better Toy Story than Toy Story
      The older toy story movies from the 90s do have their merits. I like knick knack too and the horny girl.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the idea of a cow spraying warm milk on me from their four jets is not a bad thought. It has been very cold lately. If the cow is a girl she can give me the warm milk on my face it's fine. I've practiced.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m kinda glad this show is only on Fridays, cause a little of it goes a long way

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter had a similar plot

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they being portrayed as being unhappy to be wearing girls clothes? Stereotypes like this are hurtful to trans communities

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Feiss will not spring for that, no!

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the show was smart, Red Guy would say that Chicken's ice cube ice cream was a vegan ice cream.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing these old promotional pieces where Time Squad is so prominently displayed is weird with how it disappeared almost immediately after being pulled, yet all the other characters around it are still shown today

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not a dentist, but I've seen one on tv.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking lethal cartoon

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of the two, Weasel definitely is better paced. Cow and Chicken has ADHD-tier pacing and goes on way too fast with no quiet moments.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Cinemaphile b***hes about modern cartoons having ADHD pacing but pretend Cow and Chicken either didn’t do it or it wasn’t this bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Cinemaphile b***hes about modern cartoons having ADHD pacing but pretend Cow and Chicken either didn’t do it or it wasn’t this bad

      Shit taste.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maxwell Atoms episode
    Kino, but this episode is rather bland and not that funny.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do cartoons today still use the "Characters are in a Colosseum and have fight each other as gladiators." plot, or has that died out?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do cartoons today still use the "Characters are in a Colosseum and have fight each other as gladiators." plot, or has that died out?
      Looney tunes have one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am weasel and Angry Beavers having similar ideas
      LOL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoons today
      What cartoons?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's plump

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    first have over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't tell me what order to have things!

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember that Cow and Chicken game about trying to get on the bus?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 3 months ago
      Steelsoul

      She tied ribbons to her nipples...old cartoons got away with a lot of shit

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cow's tit's came out during the swimsuit competition
    Instant win

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know the one where they say where they're from and France yells it?

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only episode Tara Strong was in (she was never in any Weasel episodes).

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the girls are fricking hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redguy is proto-Roger

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit I also realized the similarities. He’s like an earlier, kid-friendly version of Roger.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also without the constant pop-culture references

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nonhuman
            >Flamboyant
            >Chaotic
            >Wears plenty of disguises, both male and female

            How the hell did I not realize that until now? Did MacFarlane ever work on Cow & Chicken?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He co-wrote three Season 1 episodes.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    red guy fricking deserved it

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cow is such a sweet pea.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's too pure for the world she's in.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >piano lessons
    second half has nothing to do with piano.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Guy plays a piano at the end but ok.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Sackless Games
    Another good episode. Steve Marmel is one of the better writers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t he the same guy who wrote for Danny Phantom?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. When he left FOP and DP to work on Yin Yang Yo, they instantly went to shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sad!

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wally Gator

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine chaddy gator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doing what? What are you trying to say here?

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The point is to hit the apple!
    They were hitting the apple.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!
    So SpongeBob stole that gag from here?

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >koth in the good again
    I will stay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learn proper English, you tard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a pun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain it to me then, because it sounds like nonsense.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but if you explain the joke, then there is no joke.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The series finale with Greg Eagles.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the last Cow and Chicken episode (half hour 52). A shame it didn't have a proper finale or movie to wrap things up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am weasel had a finale

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Lance Sackless a Lance Armstrong reference?

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dixieland

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ting Tang Tong

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or both of these shows have thicker lines the later the episodes gets to the finale? I remember knd being the opposite having super thick lines in season 1 but in season 6 and bnm crossover have very thin lines.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Is that a crime?"

    No, but wearing blackface is.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >song of the south cow and chicken version

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The instruments sound similar to catdog here...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blues revival. It was the style at the time, until edm took over.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billy and mandy recycled this episode plot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which episode?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was located in a swamp

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They visited a bluesman in the swamp?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They didn’t.

            Billy and mandy recycled this episode plot.

            is full of shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            in billy and mandy there was a pool that teleports to a swamp

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's hardly the same thing.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              With a bluesman?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >G-man
    Half-life reference?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. underage

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an exec called a CN show a "hateful fart cartoon"
    >it was Billy and Mandy and not Cow and Chicken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cow and chicken was fricking lethal cartoon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up already.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cow and Chicken was way more tame in comparision. Billy and Mandy was more gory, violent and had much more booger and fart jokes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Billy and Mandy was more gory, violent and had much more booger and fart jokes.
        Atom's spinoff, Evil Con Carne had a brain getting squished and it looks way too gruesome. Like some of them have actual blood in it!

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda insane Cow and Chicken only lasted from 1997-1999. The characters still appeared in promos and Cartoon Cartoon Fridays for years afterwards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cow and chicken never survives the 2000s
      Why?

      It didn’t need to. It already had 52 half hours delivered on time and on budget in the course of two, three years tops. Most shows were lucky to live to get past 13 half hours. This quantity bullshit is exhausting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, Disney shows lasted longer. Feiss never even got to work on the newly opened CN Studios while Genndy and Craig worked there for many years.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn’t matter, you quantity-obsessed moron. Feiss was already busy elsewhere.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope, he lost while his former employee Maxwell Atoms was more successful. That's embarrasing.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, what’s embarrassing is you making that same post for years. Besides that, Feiss is working on a new show. Eat shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He had the most experience of all CN creators of the time, yet he made the shittiest shows. What a fricking failure. Now he works for Genndy, one of the young talents that overshadowed him .

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off, quantitygay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ed Edd n Eddy lasted longer than most disney shows.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and it went through seasonal rot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like no one's ever heard of seasonal rot here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and it went through seasonal rot.

          Even the worst of EEnE is better than Cow and Chicken.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Piss off, already.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be delusional, you know that's right.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it's true?

                morons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's your problem?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've ran out of autismo repellent

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What’s yours?

                Is this thread full of 12 year olds or something?

                Sadly yes, and OP is their moronic leader. Maybe the next thread will be better but I wouldn’t bet on it.

                Imagine thinking Cow and Chicken is better than Ed boys. have a nice day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like em both but ed edd n eddy has better ideas

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine thinking Cow and Chicken is better than Ed boys
                I said Ed, Edd, and Eddy was better than Cow and Chicken, though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go frick yourself and shove your shit taste up your ass.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What’s yours?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But it's true?

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earl is a wuss.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Guy looks just like Inspector Zenigata.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cow and chicken never survives the 2000s
    Why?

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't have a story without conflict
    Actually solid advice

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the audience cleared
    Just like the block after they got rid of the second most popular show.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another good Weasel episode that is a satire on PSAs. Love the concept of Baboon burning houses while Red Guy sells fire extinguishers. Great scam.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never open your door to a monkey carrying fire
    Good advice.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a wildfire belongs in the wild

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    End of cow and chicken

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >koth time!

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How does it feel when quantity anon stumbled in your threads?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annoying.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the subtitles?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering where?

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this thread full of 12 year olds or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly yes, and OP is their moronic leader. Maybe the next thread will be better but I wouldn’t bet on it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, no? Just autists.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >koth again

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys incel-ebrating tonight?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The what?

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    End of KOTH

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    End

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    See you on monday!

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now airing you!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cow and Chicken such a funny and weird as frick show. They don’t make them like that anymore. David Feiss doing well these days right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cow and Chicken such a funny and weird as frick show. They don’t make them like that anymore. David Feiss doing well these days right?
      So good, wonder why I didn't see it until like last year of christmas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >David Feiss doing well these days right?
      he has a kickstarter for a new show he's developing.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    never understood these threads. even as a loser i have more important things to do than watch cow and chicken on cartoon network in 2024

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