Checkered Past - Day 42

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The virgin Big Bad Burrito vs the Chad Pepe Wrap.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bunch of unflavoured beef in a mass-produced tortilla vs a homemade burrito stuffed with cheese, spiced beef and other ingredients
      Nah. You can keep it, gringo.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate beans but that burrito always looked so good.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lt. Tanaka is cute!

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this Shaggyzilla plot would have worked better in the 70s/80s.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why's that?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a entire can of chili with a entire can of pinto beans and was eating thinking "Boy I'm sure glad I've got the day off" and I got a call from my boss. Lucky he changed his mind. Refried bean and cheese burrito or whole?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the nights really starting on a fart episode im just going to not watch

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The one day I can actually check out Checkered Past
    >Starts with a fricking fart joke
    Fantastic.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How big of a shit would it give you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Massive. It could kill you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your butthole would never be the same.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not eating half now and half later

    Rookie mistake.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is one delicious burrito

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That thing had to be extremely cold by the time he finished

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dexter had slaves

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gives Dee dee his lab
    >she immediately starts destroying it
    She pretty much admits that's all she wants to do

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if dexter ended like that, him depressed and shutting down his lab

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let 'er rip!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET IT WHIP

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that was hateful.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a reverb on that brap.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    METEOR-SAMA AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Of course the obvious solution to our problem is to build a GIANT ROBOT
    like most problems in life

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, the power of Windows and Linux working in tandem!

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >megatron pistol reference

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYONE DIED!

    The end.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's up to Dexter and Mandark to restart the human race

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mpreg to restart the human race.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Dexter became King Assripper.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go away Augie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think he shit his pants?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well there you have it. That's our story. Earth's dead. Goodnight.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could I use soda for that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can certainly try.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >90s teen

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nah he's cool
    I feel like they're going to bully him before this is over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. They only ran once he was beyond saving. They're cool.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dexters gonna get raped.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His poor bussy.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PIGLET RUN MAN
    PIGLET RUN

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did... this just end with Dexter being molested?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black cowboy
    >named Buck
    What did they mean by this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it means you spend way too much time on your phone
      it also means you probably dont clear your internet history
      it also means you dont know how algorithms work

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how lonely the guacamole girl makes me feel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could never eat enough avocados to make her happy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. I binge eat so much it'd make you sick.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate dorks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go away Kevin.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was Ed trying to prove with his freeze experiment?

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in my 30s
    >still have bad skin and acne
    This episode isn’t as funny to me now.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Getting bullied by JONNY of all people.
    Eddy really takes an L in this episode.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just keep the hat on. Or pop the Zit.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would the Eds fare in the Mojave?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you come up with a new post?

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Rolf has seen this many times, in the old country"

    foreshadowing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has Rolf seen STDs in the old country?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember that the stew is called "Carbuncle of the Flesh".

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did it eat itself?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old country STDs must be pretty fricking gnarly.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rolf scares me

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love when the Eds stick up for each other.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone looking sorry except for Sarah and Kevin.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OVER HERE WEIRDO

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that paparazzi scene

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that Nazz seems nice every so often.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU ALL NEED HELP

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember laughing my ass off at that scene when I first saw it.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is "Tzoz"?

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Rolf doing it in his underwear?

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rolf spends his free time pantsless
    Only way to do it.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolf got rid of the zit, at least.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHRINK ME

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    QUACK

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine showing Rolf the movie Deliverance.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >His bark's bigger than his bite.

    He's right.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pickle?

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLIDE ON THE SOAP

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll be all over you like a b***h!
    I don't remember what YTP I saw that from, but it never left my mind.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember eddy threatening about double d's hat secret. Some of this characterization reminds me of the school episodes. Not in a bad way though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets real mean and cynical towards the later seasons. I like when they're bros to each other and not c**ts.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute turtle 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to think it's the man-eating turtle from the world record episode.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene that gave birth to Edd x Kevin shippers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's so funny, hombre?
      >chatting about his bike
      I love scenes where the Eds get some nice moments with the others. II wonder if it's based on which writer does it or if they just go back and forth on how they feel about that happening.

      I wish shippers didn't exist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the same guy wrote each episode.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          so we can all agree that this episode was probably Dexter at his absolutely dumbest right?

          >I thought the same guy wrote each episode.
          Danny Antonucci was involved in the writing of every episode of the show and directed every episode except "Smile For The Ed" which is a strong contender for worst episode of the show

          So, who would win?
          Mandy, Gaz, or Vicky?

          >So, who would win?
          >Mandy, Gaz, or Vicky?
          definitely Mandy(though I think it'd be actually a closer fight than a lot of people think) but what we really need is one of those triple fusion charts with those three

          i got like 6 bean burritos with red sauce because of exter

          >i got like 6 bean burritos with red sauce because of exter
          gonna need to remember to grab one or two for myself when I go to Del Taco in a bit here

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Smile For The Ed
            The camera one?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The camera one?
              the one where they get their school pictures taken

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so we can all agree that this episode was probably Dexter at his absolutely dumbest right?

            Oh yes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It feels out of character. That and how neurotic Edd sounds. He's supposed to be meek even to his close friends.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugh gross.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene where morons think Kevin and the others would only like Double D if it weren’t for Eddy and Ed.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin seemed too outwardly friendly there to Double D.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kevin talking to Nazz
    >reuses the "Is that a giant clam?" audio
    What did they mean by this?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember that yeah really bit from the bumpers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Can never find it though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Can never find it though.

      CN really fricking loved those repetitive jokes for their bumps.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aunt Ruthy?

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Antonucci?

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prepare to meet your maker!
    >aunt lucy?

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least the turtle is okay.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one episode had Ed laughing with the other kids over Eddy's zit and Double D talking to Kevin, while Eddy gets fricked over in both segments.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's genuinely "hateful" here, and that word's been spammed a lot lately.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than anything from this generation though.

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HATEFUL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FART

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the crying country grim in a closet episode?
    This is like the one specific memory I have relating to hating how pathetic they wrote Grim in later episodes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grim is black
    >Doesn't have a dad
    What did they mean by this?

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a Brett Varon episode

    Awesome.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    RED

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TO HELL WITH THE TURTLE

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you say don’t won’t or can’t to Mandy?

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, anon.

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHAME

    SHAME

    SHAME

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grim’s getting a foot up his bony ass.

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they can animate long generic bumpers but can't even draw more than 5 frames for the character ones

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gladys got a nice rack.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both her and Claire.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Claire's are bigger.

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They thought Mandy was their daughter.

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mother, i am hungry, and i require nourishment, now
    Breastfeeding must've been weird.

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goth metal posters

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, who would win?
    Mandy, Gaz, or Vicky?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mandy by a landslide.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what about Cartman?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's Vicky doing in here?

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she travels all over the world! and burbank

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    giant hag boobs

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pud'n is dead
    Sad.

    that bottom heavy nurse tho

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandy is an all powerful demon confirmed.

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hypnotized mom
    based
    also
    >billy talking about how they just kept going on and on and was boring
    also based

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That slight confusion before the hypno took effect really got to me.

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of those nanny shows.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly the point of the episode.

      Which reminds me, is Supernanny still a thing?

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ed chilling on the streets at night bumper hits hard for some reason but the subway rapping and dexter dancing in an empty building seem creepy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dexter dancing in an empty building
      It's symbolic of the past which you can never return to. Malls and cartoons, gone forever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So take me back to Constantinople
        >No you can't go back to Constantinople

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    COURAGE

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >motw just meets them not even half a minute into the episode
    Damn.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sucks their guts

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >terminalmontage-tier scream

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUCC

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dog hate broccoli

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boiled broccoli
    >old rancid boiled broccoli
    >old rancid boiled broccoli that I had between my toes for a week

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I graduated at the Mold on Crumpet
    I live on an American diet.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But if he sucks himself then it should go right back to his own stomach?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he'd get super skinny with a massive gut?

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Grim the only one without grossout tonight?

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got like 6 bean burritos with red sauce because of exter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      From Taco Bell?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could just ask them to overstuff one to get the same effect.

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Folding
    My only regret is. That I have.. Boneitus...

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there’s no Q in Cincinnati, twerp

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Music
    RETURN THE SLAB

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, what did her family do to Muriel's family that she threw him in a lake?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was Eustace's grandmother.

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billions must die

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eustace’s mom and the Phantom share the same VA.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that was lame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom’s lame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exciting ending with therapy
      whew

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then he decided to get cremated and flushed down George S. Patton's toilet.

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hank boomer rage episode
    Classic.

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uncle Ruckus moves to Hank's neighborhood
    What happens?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you prefer the company of white men

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how KOTH sorta became an honorary part of the block.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And What's New Scooby-Doo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the last few minutes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only because of the whiners demanding threads be made only 15 minutes before and no earlier.

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna say it

    she cute

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