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>CHEF, I NEED HANDS
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>CORNER
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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I NEED MORE RAVIOLI AND CAKES AND MASHED POTATOES TO SELL AT MY GREASY SANDWICH SHOP
    >AHHHHHH I ABSOLUTELY NEED 8 EMPLOYEES AND 17 POTS AND PANS TO MAKE THIS BLT
    >WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching this but I gave up around the 3rd time that cuban b***h sabotaged the restaurant. Cheapest way to introduce "drama"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that's not nice, anon, she is Puerto-Rican

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit, cartel mystery meat

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst skill campaign ever

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ey, how we doin' on the BLT with fries for table six, Carm?
    >I'M STILL WAITIN' ON THE WHITE WINE REDUCTION, COUS', HOW THE FRICK DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE DOIN'?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he's always in constant agony why doesn't he just get another job?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serious answer to your non-serious question: Even if people hate their jobs it's too late for them to learn how to do anything else. The opportunity cost of learning something new and being proficient enough at it to make a decent living is often a lot higher than sucking it up and doing what you know makes you money.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cooking is...le hard. I THINK I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAA!

      Serious answer to your non-serious question: Even if people hate their jobs it's too late for them to learn how to do anything else. The opportunity cost of learning something new and being proficient enough at it to make a decent living is often a lot higher than sucking it up and doing what you know makes you money.

      moron take of a neet. you never worked a day in your life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bouncing between minimum wage jobs while taking hustler's university isn't "changing careers" you moron. Maybe you'd know this if you had any skills worth paying more than $8 an hour four.
        Now don't frick up my burger, and if I see spit on it, I'll be speaking to your manager

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Changing your career isn't impossible, people do it all the time moron. Also, there's a lot of careers that are more profitable than being a chef so you'll reach that level of income pretty quick.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            People change JOBS all the time, a career is something you build. Not that you'd know
            Now don't frick up my burger like you fricked up my paint when you were working at Home Depot last week

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are cowards. It takes sheer determination and willpower to change career.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. another moron that's never made more than $20 an hour in his life and will never reproduce

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or rich parents. Most things are pretty easy with rich or supportive parents.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch this shit but why don't they just put less tables in their restaurant or hire another cook?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHARP BEHIND

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think the average I.Q of this board is?This isn't even counting the Netflix trash of the season, capeshit,star wars and political threads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you think the average I.Q of this board is?
      110-115

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      80-90

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that guy was shitposting about the kitchen confidential subreddit but jesus frick they really do call customers civilians

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pfft hahahaa what gays

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    times you acted like the bear? for me it's that time i worked at chilis

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it even called the bear?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon… anon I need those dubs. Anon. Corner, Anon, corner, behind, Anon where are the- ANON. ANON WHERE THE FRICK NO SHUT THE FRICK UP COUSIN ANON WHERE THE FRICK ARE THOSE DUBS I NEED THEM RIGHT FRICKING NOW

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAKING THIS SPAGHETTI SAUCE IS LITERALLY HARDER THAN EVERY SINGLE WAR COMBINED
    NOW WHERE ARE MY FRICKING TOMATOS
    PEOPLE ARE DYING BACK HERE

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE THE BEAR

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like oh my gosh Carmy is such a b***h like who would get mad at you in a high stress situation that I've caused, all I've done is stabbed a guy and leave.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    best character right here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the beginning I hated Richie and liked Carmie. By the end of S2 I like Richie and hate Carmie

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to get into this but everyone constantly yelling at the top of their lungs over each other about how making sandwiches is the most important thing in the world got tiresome.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAHHHHH WHY IS THIS WORK ENVIRONMENT THAT I MANAGE ALWAYS SO FRICKING STRESSFUL
      >FRICK
      >I SIMPLY CANNOT CALM THE FRICK DOWN FOR ONE DAY AND LOWER MY FRICKING VOICE AND AND JUST SEE IF MY BUSINESS BECOMES MORE ORGANIZED AND PRODUCTIVE AS A RESULT
      >MY EMPLOYEES AND I WOULD PROBABLY ALL BE HAPPIER
      >BUT EVERYONE LOVES WORKING AROUND A SCREAMING PISSED OFF BOSS SO I CANNOT DO THAT
      >AND WHAT HUNGRY CUSTOMER DOESN'T LOVE HEARING ME SCREAM AND SWEAR AT MY EMPLOYEES OVER A SANDWICH

      I don't care if it's the best roast beef sandwich in Chicago, if I walk into some shitty eatery and the boss is acting like this much of a loud anal homosexual, I'm just going to leave and go eat somewhere else

      This is definitely Ramsey's fault.

      Kitchens can get loud/heated, just like any workplace but it's not like how it's been presented in any media post-hells kitchen.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get a giggle every tome I see onenof these threads. Dont stop making them.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAHHHHH WHY IS THIS WORK ENVIRONMENT THAT I MANAGE ALWAYS SO FRICKING STRESSFUL
    >FRICK
    >I SIMPLY CANNOT CALM THE FRICK DOWN FOR ONE DAY AND LOWER MY FRICKING VOICE AND AND JUST SEE IF MY BUSINESS BECOMES MORE ORGANIZED AND PRODUCTIVE AS A RESULT
    >MY EMPLOYEES AND I WOULD PROBABLY ALL BE HAPPIER
    >BUT EVERYONE LOVES WORKING AROUND A SCREAMING PISSED OFF BOSS SO I CANNOT DO THAT
    >AND WHAT HUNGRY CUSTOMER DOESN'T LOVE HEARING ME SCREAM AND SWEAR AT MY EMPLOYEES OVER A SANDWICH

    I don't care if it's the best roast beef sandwich in Chicago, if I walk into some shitty eatery and the boss is acting like this much of a loud anal homosexual, I'm just going to leave and go eat somewhere else

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    forced meme

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chef can you please stop what you're doing in the middle of your very busy service and grade my work on these new donuts that aren't on the menu?? I got sprinkles 🙂

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GET THE FRICK BACK TO WORK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        did he really say that

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU STUPID FRICKING c**t
    >THE FOOOONG MEAT IS FOOOKING RAW AAAA LAMB SAUCE

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why people would go to culinary school given how little you make in that industry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      some people like cooking or have a knack for it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chefs typically are academic and practical failures. They can't go to real further education, they're not interested in pursuing a normal vocational career. Chef school is an alternative to working on a building site or joining the army.

      What came first, the chef industry turning out hundreds of thousands of drug-addled frickup unstable losers, or did, just perhaps, the kind of people who would be drug-addled frick-up unstable losers find a career that allows them to earn a living?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    testicle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my mom walked by and saw this and now im not allowed on the computer for all weekend

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