The book was written in 1964 when old conservative fogeys like Dahl were fresh on the hunt looking for anything to blame for the moral decay which was the product of their own whole-hearted endorsement of capitalism. If the book were written today, "chewing gum" would have been replaced by like, vaping or avocado toast or something like that.
I'm willing to bet a good bit of the moral outrage against gum chewing in the 50s and 60s was done by middle aged frickers who threw their cigarette butts on the sidewalk and thought that was okay.
the grandpa joes are on par for me, original is more entertaining but I have to give burton credit for finding an actor that looked near identical to the quentin blake illustration
Why didn't he stop her from chewing gum that made her bloat up into a living blueberry? It's like he did the bare minimum to stop her from chewing it on purpose.
Chewing gum used to be a lot more popular, particularly with kids, and in some cases kid would spend all their allowance on chewing gum and use it like currency for favors at school. So a few kids would just be chewing gum constantly, to the annoyance of adults.
This. Gum for kids died in the early 2000s when gum makers started marketing to adults with stuff like Dentyne Ice being the first big one.
In the 50s through the 90s, gum and especially bubblegum was heavily marketed to kids and very popular, and I can see how people would find it annoying. In the 90s every street corner in a big city would be covered in blobs to black old gum. And if you were eating in a restaurant you NEVER touched the underside of the table because there was always gum stuck there.
I remember when I was in middle school and me and a friend stole as much gum as we could from the nearby convenience store, it was fun and i had a ton of kids buying packs from me.
I chewed it every day for years as a child, and never went anywhere without it.
then they started putting artificial cal sweeter poison in them and I stopped completely.
i missed it for years, but they ruined all the types I liked.
How many of those twenty Oompa Loompas exploded after having chewed the gum? How'd they fit Violet onto the candy boat? What does the Juicing room look like?
For me it was her personality and design and my dick still aching for her even after I hit 18
others are inflation fetishists or berry transformation fetishists
ultimate life hack, you get an (assumedly) endlessly replenishing source of blueberry juice each day, you just have to juice her every morning.
oh and also she's blue now, I'm suppose there's some exotic appeal to that. in the remake didn't she become elastic-bodied because her bones liquefied or something? you could probably get up to some kinky stuff with an unnaturally flexile gf
>For years and years she israeliteed away! >Her israelites get stronger every day! >With one great tremendous israelite. >They bite the poor girl's tongue in two... >And that is why we try so hard... >To save Miss Violet Beauregarde!
What did Burton mean by this....
it's literally just plastic
they've been making you chew plastic
real hard gum isn't plastic and is also good for your jaw, dr mew recommends jaw exercises with gum daily
>dr mew
lmao imagine the inverse chin line on this anon
moron, gum comes from gum trees.
Modern goyslop chewing gum you get from the checkout aisle doesn't have gum tree gum, or natural anything for that matter.
You can go out of your way to get "real" gum, but 99% of gum consumed today is not that.
>goyslop
Then gum is goychew????
>morons on Cinemaphile don't know about gum trees
Imagine being this terminally fricking online and closed off to the world
i was always told it was whale fat
it is, LE bad
Wonka was autistic, don't apply rules to them.
Depp's was the best of the character btw, built for Great Glass Elevator.
>Depp's was the best of the character btw, built for Great Glass Elevator.
Hopefully being crushed by it, Final Destination style.
chewing gum isn't the problem, recycling the gum that is
I'd recycle her gum, if you know what I mean, which is what no one else did.
anon...
yes?
>recycling the gum that is
Whats problem
by recycling you consoom less
>recycling gum is LE BAD why?... trust the candy seller man that would generate less money if people recycle gum!
The book was written in 1964 when old conservative fogeys like Dahl were fresh on the hunt looking for anything to blame for the moral decay which was the product of their own whole-hearted endorsement of capitalism. If the book were written today, "chewing gum" would have been replaced by like, vaping or avocado toast or something like that.
I'm willing to bet a good bit of the moral outrage against gum chewing in the 50s and 60s was done by middle aged frickers who threw their cigarette butts on the sidewalk and thought that was okay.
Violet was the only character that was better in the remake than in the original.
>mfw I feel hot and creamy tomato soup running down my throat.
the grandpa joes are on par for me, original is more entertaining but I have to give burton credit for finding an actor that looked near identical to the quentin blake illustration
Why didn't he stop her from chewing gum that made her bloat up into a living blueberry? It's like he did the bare minimum to stop her from chewing it on purpose.
He wanted the undesirables to filter themselves out.
Wonka would have killed those brats if he could have gotten away with it, dude.
>muh too much competitive
She was born a winner and is destined for greatness. Frick this gay movie.
Violet should've won
its bad for your teeth, his dad was a dentist
You’re supposed to add le before bad redditor.
I want to give her a sister
before or after she's a 3000 pound blueberry that squirts blueberry juice when aroused?
Is the juice warm?
I said sister, not daughter, pedo
you can still give her a sister while she's a blueberry
He meant he wants to frick Scarlett.
Chewing gum used to be a lot more popular, particularly with kids, and in some cases kid would spend all their allowance on chewing gum and use it like currency for favors at school. So a few kids would just be chewing gum constantly, to the annoyance of adults.
This. Gum for kids died in the early 2000s when gum makers started marketing to adults with stuff like Dentyne Ice being the first big one.
In the 50s through the 90s, gum and especially bubblegum was heavily marketed to kids and very popular, and I can see how people would find it annoying. In the 90s every street corner in a big city would be covered in blobs to black old gum. And if you were eating in a restaurant you NEVER touched the underside of the table because there was always gum stuck there.
I remember when I was in middle school and me and a friend stole as much gum as we could from the nearby convenience store, it was fun and i had a ton of kids buying packs from me.
was it cinnaburst?
I chewed it every day for years as a child, and never went anywhere without it.
then they started putting artificial cal sweeter poison in them and I stopped completely.
i missed it for years, but they ruined all the types I liked.
>OH N-
The fricking scene that made a bizarre fetish.
asr was so cute lads. I still love her today
I hate that I cannot say that a cute girl is cute without so much as feeling like a pedo for saying it.
you can blame twittertrannies for that one
>twittertrannies
Twitter is full of nazi trannies now
Strasserism made a comeback?
Musk did
thats somewhat of an improvement i guess
Shouldn't, she's smoker trash
that just makes her more atractive to me
she is still pretty cute today, at least in my opinion
I thought the point wasn't the gum but that she was an airhead NPC. The gum chewing was a visual metaphor for her being like a cow.
>is really gross
>is hated the most
you do the math anon.
How many of those twenty Oompa Loompas exploded after having chewed the gum? How'd they fit Violet onto the candy boat? What does the Juicing room look like?
Does anyone have an explanation for why this scene spawned an entire fetish?
What the frick even arousing about it anyways?
wreidos
For me it was her personality and design and my dick still aching for her even after I hit 18
others are inflation fetishists or berry transformation fetishists
>spoiler
Anon, get help with that shit, it's not good for your mind and soul.
The ultimate one is from the Faust movie where that prostitute wishes for a big rack and becomes breasts and ass with a head.
But then she melts...
I don't remember that, I remember Lucifer or whatever blowing some smoke at her that sends her to hell.
I don't think it's necessarily the gum but there's something cute about only the top half of the face being visible
Very talented athletic girl becomes a useless blueberry abomination
anon, that scene didn't spawned an entire fetish, an entire fetish spawned that scene
frick you
pathetic
sexo
what if this happened to your gf
Frick her (with or without consent)
ultimate life hack, you get an (assumedly) endlessly replenishing source of blueberry juice each day, you just have to juice her every morning.
oh and also she's blue now, I'm suppose there's some exotic appeal to that. in the remake didn't she become elastic-bodied because her bones liquefied or something? you could probably get up to some kinky stuff with an unnaturally flexile gf
acquire unlimited booze and fuel
hopefully I don't have to clean up any giant blueberry shits or anything like that
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All candy is bad. They should come with health warnings like smokes do.
they already do come with warnings in my country
But they already do?
>For years and years she israeliteed away!
>Her israelites get stronger every day!
>With one great tremendous israelite.
>They bite the poor girl's tongue in two...
>And that is why we try so hard...
>To save Miss Violet Beauregarde!
What did Burton mean by this....
sexo
i always swallow my gum, been doint it for at least 6 years now, nothing bad has happened so i guess my parents were lying all this time
>Why?
Literally listen to the song.
dobson pls go
Don't lump us all in with that virtue-signaling gay
Get, /d/egenerates, gee-yet!
/d/egenerate website
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because she didn't bring enough for everyone
I liked the bratty rich girl in the original. You can see her underwear in one of the shots.
Some anon post it.