Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget

They can't frick it up, right?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've already fricked it up by replacing the leads.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ now they have to ruin this fricking one-shot movie too?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to see how they make it about trump and racism!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already have

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Romesh Ranaganangangnangnan
      Why is he in everything now?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he’s a hideous abomination and movies are a humiliation ritual in this decade

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pajeet nepotism. One pajeet gets a job as a producer, so he has to bring his whole village from Mumbai to Hollywood.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me about it.
          t. works in an office where 50% of the employees are jeets

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Levi actually does sound like Mel’s Rocky tbh so I think he’ll be fine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No nothing is going to be fine, it’s all gunna be fricked forever I can promise you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't fine at all. israelites attacked the world trade center. How is that fine? I'm absolutely OUTRAGED.

        Jews are going to break into your house at night when you are asleep and they're going to kill you with a razor sharp circumcision knife. Quite frankly you deserve it because you're not taking the matter seriously.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sir this is Burger King

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Um, actually this is Cinemaphile.
            You might need to get your eyes checked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no john hurt
      >no Mad Mel
      Who greenlit this trash? Do they think for a second anyone is gonna take their family to see the corpse of a great movie that had a 1 in a million chance of working the first time around?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon....john hurt is kill. also he wasn't in chicken run

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        john hurt is dead, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigh, another ginger replaced

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shocking lack of israelites. Wait till the ADL hears about this!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Gel Mibson
      >Bella "thumb face" Ramsey
      No thanks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already shit.

      Yep. Knew it.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is mel gibson in it?
    is the tagline "get clucked" ?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are all doing the Dreamworks face

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix
    Oh yes they can

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ‘Nick Mohammed’
    “Yes hello sir you are fricking what you chicken son of a basterd b***h. Open your cloth and show chicken breast.”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloody?????????

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You funny fricker

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was only successful because 3d animated movies were new back then
    I couldn't give less of a shit about it now

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Chad Chadson - no watch.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a-and then...the movie said industrial chicken farming is bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White american zoomers literally have to kill to get a girlfriend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      israelite slayer.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern day Aardman is sadly very pozzed. My brother's kids watch it and it's full of minorities nowadays. We were lucky to get the shorts and first movie before the rot took hold.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's it even stop motion anymore

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S THAT THING I LIKED FROM 25 YEARS AGO!
    No, it'll be shit like every nostalgia-bait movie.

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