Do all Death Eaters have the same wand? Seems a bit unfair to them as kids >You look like a spineless little shit, here's a wand that typecasts you into being a faceless goon. Now get the frick out of my shop, a future Gryffindor is coming in
>Hello son. Young Tom Riddle, is it? >You look... kid, you look fricking evil. >I'm giving you a wand made out of spiky bones. >Okay, move along. >Oh hello! Young Horace Slughorn! >I am giving you a wand with slug horns on it >Lol lmao >Oh hello Belatrix >I ran out of time making your wand >Yeah I spent like five hours carving Horaces' wand to look like a slug >Anyway here's a weird stick I found outside
lol these harry potter threads are made by israelis
they almost completely vanished after the hamass attack much like the troony and BBC spam and now they're back
Why is Malfoy's wand one of the least ostentatious, you would expect him to have some extravagant looking wand for such a pompous character. Instead its very plain looking, even less so than the one Harry has.
Some of these are just silly >Oh, you're French and named Fleur? Here's a fancy wand >Oh, you've got BPD and are born to an evil family? Here's a twisted branch >Oh, you're from a Slytherin family? Here's a sounding rod. >Oh, your name is Sirius Black? Here's a serious black wand >Oh, you're a Weasly? Here's a twig >Oh, you're a slav? Here's a wand you can beat people with >Oh, you're a female Weasly? Here's a vibrator since you can't afford one on your own
Harry's wand is so painfully mediocre despite being Le Super Wand from Le Awesome Fawkes Feathers. Kinda reflects the character as a whole, you're told by the writer that he's special, but he ain't
US government officials are openly coming out saying they have a separate identity from the US and will use the US to do the bidding of another country.
Okay but for real every single first year girl would be jerking off with her wand as soon as she got it. Surely JK Rowling must have thought about this, right?
are these sounding rods or..? I pick the Dumbledore
Frick you
Ron's would make a sick warlock staff if it was bigger.
Voldemorts could make a sick cane
Snape's looks neat. Simple. Slick. Elegant. But not too extravagant.
Dunno who are Horace of Feur but those look cool
Do all Death Eaters have the same wand? Seems a bit unfair to them as kids
>You look like a spineless little shit, here's a wand that typecasts you into being a faceless goon. Now get the frick out of my shop, a future Gryffindor is coming in
>Hello son. Young Tom Riddle, is it?
>You look... kid, you look fricking evil.
>I'm giving you a wand made out of spiky bones.
>Okay, move along.
>Oh hello! Young Horace Slughorn!
>I am giving you a wand with slug horns on it
>Lol lmao
>Oh hello Belatrix
>I ran out of time making your wand
>Yeah I spent like five hours carving Horaces' wand to look like a slug
>Anyway here's a weird stick I found outside
Bros, I love reddit and Harry Potter so much.
Wll yeah, both go hand in hand.
Whats the deal with the blinds in the bottom left?
no one tell him
>miss alice
People used to really like Miss Alice. I did too but some guys would absolutely throw a fit if you suggested she had her breasts done
lol these harry potter threads are made by israelis
they almost completely vanished after the hamass attack much like the troony and BBC spam and now they're back
For me? It's Mcgonagall.
>dumbledore's has increasingly larger bumps along the shaft
jesus christ, rowling! we get it, he's gay!
Ginny looks good
i'm 99% heterosexual
I wonder if any of the actors got to keep some of these props. Would feel kinda bullshit if they used them for so long and didn't.
>dumbledore had a second boss phase
Snape, Harry, or Fleur
>ginny' hasa distinct black color
>dumbledore is like anal beads
Pottery
Malfoy.
Bellatrix one is peak pro gamer wand
It's handle allows her to swing it more effectively
Hermione likes it ribbed huh, hmm
hermione's up my butt
Did Hermiones wand actually look like that? I thought she had a generic brown wand and not a weird intricate yellow stick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh
Unironically Harry's. It has a handle.
these are dilators aren't they
Why is Malfoy's wand one of the least ostentatious, you would expect him to have some extravagant looking wand for such a pompous character. Instead its very plain looking, even less so than the one Harry has.
there is no way Luna didn't use hers as a dildo
sirius black
Neither, a wizards wand has a knob on the end.
I like Fleurs. It has a handle with a loop so I could twirl it on my finger. Plus looks nice. Otherwise Snape or Ron
Where tf is Lucius? His is the dopest by far
Narcissa, Horace or Ginny's
Some of these are just silly
>Oh, you're French and named Fleur? Here's a fancy wand
>Oh, you've got BPD and are born to an evil family? Here's a twisted branch
>Oh, you're from a Slytherin family? Here's a sounding rod.
>Oh, your name is Sirius Black? Here's a serious black wand
>Oh, you're a Weasly? Here's a twig
>Oh, you're a slav? Here's a wand you can beat people with
>Oh, you're a female Weasly? Here's a vibrator since you can't afford one on your own
>oh you're asian? Here, your name will be ching chong
the wand chooses the wizard they say... it all adds up
>God tier
Ginny, Never, Snape, Fleur
>Good tier
Narcissa, Sirius, Harry, Hermione, Voldemort
>Meh tier
Death Eaters, Slughorn, Malfoy, Ron, Luna
>Shit tier
McGonagall, Dumbledore, Krum, Bellatrix
Never, prease frick me
AVADACADAVER!
My dick in any and all Harry Potter fan's asses.
Does Hermione's wand also hit the wall with age?
Harry's wand is so painfully mediocre despite being Le Super Wand from Le Awesome Fawkes Feathers. Kinda reflects the character as a whole, you're told by the writer that he's special, but he ain't
>dumbledore's wands resemble anal beads
It's so much worse.
US government officials are openly coming out saying they have a separate identity from the US and will use the US to do the bidding of another country.
Its fricking over
Tomorrow ww3 starts
moron
moron
Bellatrix is the only good one, all the other ones look gay as hell.
I'm so coombrained my first thought was those futa wiener chart comparisons
Fleur > Voldemort > McGonagall
Unless these are going in my meatus, then Dumbledore 1&2.
Okay but for real every single first year girl would be jerking off with her wand as soon as she got it. Surely JK Rowling must have thought about this, right?