I'd suck on those water jugs every day for the rest of my life, multiple times a day at that. I would suck on my ex girlfriend's breasts so much that she began lactating, made her breasts grow two cup sizes and get all firm and engorged, it was awesome and she fricking loved it. I gave her a massive breastfeeding fetish, the only reason we broke up is because she got a job in China working for Apple (she'll be back stateside in like five years or so, unless she stays there). She messages me regularly, says she really misses me and still has very strong feelings for me
Miss u 2 Sophia hope I c u soon, I know ur on this board so you know I wrote u this
The only part you should care about a woman not having hair is her face.
As long as that's smooth, only dainty tiny dick gay boys care where else she has hair.
>Grow boobs yourself and drink your own man milk.
Unless you meant "get fat and drink your own cum" then the only way you're drinking man tiddy milk is by trooning out.
Certain kinds of hormones used in MTF HRT are the same hormones produced naturally by women during pregnancy and after giving birth, and can sometimes cause lactation as a side effect. Source: I am in several discord chats
I would tell her we could lift weights, building muscle mass will help with back problems and reduce her bust. It's also something fun we can do together
Yes, stronger back muscles can mitigate back problems associated with huge breasts, also the exercises in general can reduce body fat, not enough to look lean but they will reduce it overall
Left.
Becoming older is no excuse to get fricking fat, and if my choices are limited to b***hes who can't fricking smile and look miserable all the time, I'll pick the shallow option with DSLs.
My girlfriend is a tall version of the second panel and I'm a supermanlet. My wiener knows no rest, for when she's in class/work I'm jerking it to our times in bed. I know she's very attracted to me, too. God, I hope I'm attracted to her this much after I marry her.
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.
right 100%
marry right when she was still young and grow old with her
This
Yes ofcourse. Left becomes right.
i dont want a prostitute
this, she looks like the perfect loving wife to have in your 60s surrounded by grandkids, grumpy look aside
I'd suck on those water jugs every day for the rest of my life, multiple times a day at that. I would suck on my ex girlfriend's breasts so much that she began lactating, made her breasts grow two cup sizes and get all firm and engorged, it was awesome and she fricking loved it. I gave her a massive breastfeeding fetish, the only reason we broke up is because she got a job in China working for Apple (she'll be back stateside in like five years or so, unless she stays there). She messages me regularly, says she really misses me and still has very strong feelings for me
Miss u 2 Sophia hope I c u soon, I know ur on this board so you know I wrote u this
Right any time.
Left turns into right after six months of marriage anyway
left would look like right after 5 years of marriage, unless you pay for surgeries, so yeah pretty redundant comparison
Left with right's color scheme.
Left looks like hard to get
Right looks like she's gonna be nagging me 24/7 and doesn't shave
Solution:Grow boobs yourself and drink your own man milk.
>and doesn't shave
Good
homosexual
The only part you should care about a woman not having hair is her face.
As long as that's smooth, only dainty tiny dick gay boys care where else she has hair.
Not everyone loves cavewomen, homosexual. Enjoy eating your piss stained c**t hair.
>piss stained c**t hair.
Do people not bathe where you come from?
He probably hasn't showered since monday
>t. has never been with a woman
Do breasts feel like bags of sand too anon?
Right because big birthing hips!
Left looks like a fricking prostitute.
LEFT!
Which one can I repeatedly impregnate and plow through the entire pregnancy as her belly and breasts grow bigger?
I think we all know the answer.
Right
You don't need to troon out to get boobs, just get fat.
>Grow boobs yourself and drink your own man milk.
Unless you meant "get fat and drink your own cum" then the only way you're drinking man tiddy milk is by trooning out.
>He doesn't know about man milk
>taking hrt
I don't think troonys lactate. I may be wrong about that.
They do while they're taking HRT
Certain kinds of hormones used in MTF HRT are the same hormones produced naturally by women during pregnancy and after giving birth, and can sometimes cause lactation as a side effect. Source: I am in several discord chats
If this is a problem, I propose that more archetypes of busty women be drawn. Lots more.
Like this
I would tell her we could lift weights, building muscle mass will help with back problems and reduce her bust. It's also something fun we can do together
Is this actually true?
Yes, stronger back muscles can mitigate back problems associated with huge breasts, also the exercises in general can reduce body fat, not enough to look lean but they will reduce it overall
I wouldn't mind if she wanted to get a breast reduction. Also
>It's to hooot
What the hell's she saying?
Sweat and rashes from her boobs rubbing against each other.
ohhh hot, lol i thought she was saying Hoot like an owl. Like she was referring to Hooters or something
Left and right are ultimately the same just with a 20 year difference between them.
right, left just feels like one of these high maintenance egocentric thots
i remember these and the flat girl comics
Well twittegays lost their shit to pic related so whose fault is that?
who even cares about meatbags?
neither. left is too brown and bimbo-ish, right is too old (any woman over 35 is disgusting).
I bet right give nice hugs
Real men know you turn the left into the right through years of love and care
Right. No question. Even the grumpy tired look is a perk, for it means she's working hard. I want to be the one to help her relax and make her smile.
Right.
I miss these goofy little comics about big boob/small boob problems. They almost seem like a quaint relic of the 2010s.
Aw, jeez. Do only oldgays remember big dick problems?
>his name was Robert Paulson.
Right. I have a dark hobby of fricking my friends' moms. Most of them were married
Right
Tbh I would blow gallons inside right
Someone draw them kissing
Left.
Becoming older is no excuse to get fricking fat, and if my choices are limited to b***hes who can't fricking smile and look miserable all the time, I'll pick the shallow option with DSLs.
Right, easily.
that chambermaid in movie BRAVE
Both
>"Fricking Centris-
I just like boobs
right
How about we turn the left into the right
Should have stopped on the second panel.
My girlfriend is a tall version of the second panel and I'm a supermanlet. My wiener knows no rest, for when she's in class/work I'm jerking it to our times in bed. I know she's very attracted to me, too. God, I hope I'm attracted to her this much after I marry her.
im surptised he can see anything with as much as he states at the sun
Sunsets and sunrises aren't as intense compared to the rest of the day
2nd panel best
Right. Treat her like the hard-working queen she is. Thank her for all the wonderful years and bury my face in those fat milkers
Right, 100%
My man.
No I will not
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.
>verification not required
Make them kiss.
Choose
right no contest
Isn't part of the problem trying to put women into archetypes because of their bodies?