Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fricking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fricking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the frick you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fricking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fricked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.
Choose life
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INB4 straight edge chuds and soibois flood the thread
>chuds
Why being a transphobe?
huh?
Chuds are the trans which is why the word is overused, projection
Shallow Grave > Trainspotting
none of this applies to me except the rotting part
9 grand in debt and whiskey bottle in hand, body feels like it's been trampled on by a horse. WHAT A LIFE
>9 grand in debt
Most frugal american
Even junkies understand that the current path we follow is complete israelite shit.
How do normoids manage to not realize it as well?
They are usually the ones on pharmaceutical drugs. Instead of street drugs.
add to that they aren't even the fun pharma drugs and likely shit like SSRIs making them turn into pancakes
unironically religion. you'd think white america is pretty much atheist at this point with no one attending church but nope christianity is still going strong with normals of all ages
>unironically religion. you'd think white america is pretty much atheist at this point with no one attending church but nope christianity is still going strong with normals of all ages
go to church for once dumb frick its nothing but gen x and boomers
Bivger issue is Christian churches in America aren't preaching Christianity anymore.
Being sober for too long is as harmful to one's mind as drug addiction
The alternative is absolute despair, not much of a choice really
Misery living a "normal life" is so much better than misery in active addiction.
I disagree, my own addiction is more like a life of very high and very low. What you miss living a "normal life" is the very high parts, you also get to miss the very low ones unless you get ass cancer or something like that
>Abloo bloo it's the boogeymans fault I'm poor and an incel
Okay.
Also very transphobic of you using the word chud
bro i dont know how to tell you this but it has ALWAYS been one big cope
cope or rope there is no other way
I am addicted to oxycodone and have like twenty dollars in my bank account currently. Also never get as high as they do in this movie. Don't do it
alcoholic chads winning again, my bank balance is negative 1000 and I still keep finding ways to drink myself to death every night
All that stuff is good and necessary. He just added fricking as an adjective to make it sound bad, I guess?
none of it is good, you blue pilled homosexual
Ok the last few ones are shit, like eating junk food and watching game shows, um ok? Don’t do that
How is a big tv and clothes and a job bad? You wouldn’t even know about this movie if not for a tv screen
Edgy heroin man chooses a normal life at the end of the movie if you recall
he also comes back in the second movie and admits he's miserable
not canon
I'll eat my pride if I'm wrong but quite certain it's written by the same guy who wrote the original based around his own life
doesnt make it canon to the original film
>Edgy heroin man chooses a normal life at the end of the movie if you recall
you didn't see the sequel?
and then they made a cash grab sequel that completely undermines that ending.
it's not really undermining, I've jumped off the wagon several times and it is shit trying to live a normal life. I'm happier when it feels like I'm in squalor trying to do shady deals to keep my depraved habits going
You’re happier because your life turns in to an adventure at that point. But I think your being dishonest and it’s more highs and lows. Whereas if you have enough income you can simulate adventures safely without real downsides.
>without real downsides
that's why you call it a simulation, I get the full pleasure of wallowing in my own pain. The risk is part of the fun
>um ok
Stop typing out verbal pauses you homosexual
Like, what's your problem dude?
Yeah, I guess having a career and a family really sucks
it does in this day and age
>Dude just don’t breed that will pwn the israelites
No I have a life lmoa
>What is good for the majority is good for all
Autismbrained trash
choose subtitles cause your english is not intelligibile
I just wanted to play video games and watch good TV shows for nerds but I cant even have that
The problem with his type is that he is still defined as anti-something: "Those are the normies and i'm the rebel anti-normie who coincidentally should be venerated because i live while the sheep aren't" . There's no genuine revolution here, he wants to be accepted like everyone else.
in 20 years, people are going to be reminiscent for this kind of normalcy that this generation threw away
you mean now? anon its already been 20 years
Yeah imagine the 90s where it was easy to just “choose” to have a life, family and job. You could also just “choose” to be a heroin junkie for a few years and then choose to have a job and a house.
>normalcy
Thatcher years were brutal on Scotland. They don't dig into it in the movie as much as they do in the book
I love it. I fricking love it
>I love it. I fricking love it
Yeah lol this but also choose a VACCINE that wil definitely NOT KILL YOU it will just ALTER YOU FRICKING DNA but not to make you a israeli SLAVE, but for uhhh reasons WATCH OUT ITS HECKIN COVID WEAR 7 MASKS NOW !!!!!
Still waiting for the happening
the internet really fricked you up huh?
Everybody always knew it was a lethal poison.
Doctor Death Donald Bumsmelled (pic) lobbied for it to be legal since the 80’s. They would never do it because it would be mass murder like putting anti freeze in ice cream would be.
Finally as a member of the terror government which did 9/11, murdered weapons inspectors via CIA suicider teams and did WMD lying to the world to start two militarily foolish wars to drain off americas power in preparation for what the Bush yale bonesmen call the new world order he as part of his deal to destroy america had assfartpain legalised.
Do not tell me that you are so brainwashed that you thought
>oh this lethal carcinogen is safe now
>it wasn’t safe for 20 years
>but it is now
>because these people said so
>Mmm… so sweeeeet. Nothing better than a Diet Croke to help me not noootice
Because that is fricking stupid. Are you “vaxxed” with the non-vaccine injections too? Because dah! Join the tens of thousands dying in America of the vax every week and enjoy a diet Croke at your funeral. What the heck can go wrong you’ll already be dead, fatty. Can’t turn into cancer if your blood is all clotted first am i write?
Or am I wong?
>Derp dee derp derp dee derp doo!
Got a theme toon for assparting vaxxies to hum as they enjoy the waters of life, a vax/diet croke wienertail
>derp dee derp derp dee derp doo
>Injecting the vax never killed me yet
>covid is something i will never get
>going to celebrate with an ice cool Croke
>wondering why I’m beginning to choke
>derp dee derp derp dee derp doo!
>thank you Dr Death for this great taste
>never let an stupid opportunity go to waste
YOU ARE AS DUMB AS A FRICKING ROCK IF YOU DRINK ASSPARTING OR HIT UP “VAXXINE”.
Thing is if you didn’t listen before it might be too late for you now. Geez it’s suicide. Why don’t you listen. It’s hypnosis, ~~*media hypnosis*~~ it has to be stopped. It’s murder. If you didn’t use mass media clown world would not exist.
Did you really just write all that shit out? Holy shit man
^meds
>le being a heroin junkie is le better than having a le job and a le family!!!
This place really is full of redditors huh.
le american le psycho
Le unironically le yes.
Not a redditor just an actual schizoid
Drugs are fun (non addictive ones like weed, mdma, acid, ketamine)
But once you get that phase out of the way you want to money max and get the comfy house, wife and be a family man
Nothing is better than a blowjob from your wife after a day mowing the lawn
Drugs are fun (non addictive ones like weed, mdma, acid, ketamine)
But once you get that phase out of the way you want to money max and get the comfy house, wife and be a family man
Nothing is better than a blowjob from your wife after a day mowing the lawn
Drugs are fun (non addictive ones like weed, mdma, acid, ketamine)
But once you get that phase out of the way you want to money max and get the comfy house, wife and be a family man
Nothing is better than a blowjob from your wife after a day mowing the lawn
I prefer Philip K Dick's telling of it in A Scanner Darkly.
> The pain, so unexpected and undeserved, had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn’t hate the cabinet door, I hated my life… My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. Now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing.
He basically did opt out of normal life to go live an amphetamine addict life with other weirdos and he captures it well. In some regards it's nasty, stupid and a waste but at the same time you get moments that feel like authentic life that means something.
>you will get a cute gf if you do heroin
that's it bros, I'm will become junkie
>I'm will become junkie
kek, I don't think you need to mate, you're already spazzed
I have been down that path and I did not get a cute gf, or any gf for that matter.
Deano chose life.
I was speaking to my mate who's sensible and works hard the other day and he was telling me how miserable he was because the missus was winding him up everyday. I think we're all in a similar boat at the end of the day
>because the missus was winding him up everyday.
like b***hing him out?
they moved in together about two years ago and both settled down but I think it's starting to fall apart. they're well off and and normal but I think it's just a choice
>get a gf settle down and do the rat race and want to have a nice day
>become an alcoholic and pickup random women in bars and want to have a nice day from financial troubles
it's a coin flip
>Find a way to do something you enjoy, gain enough money to live well, be with someone you really like
>be with someone you really like
>6 years later you hate them
don't get me wrong, I'm slightly envious but I still get laid, I just don't remember who they are afterwards. I've got a decent job too but I just blow it all on expensive nights out
choosing the appropriate wife is about the single most important decision you'll ever make
you have to actually be able to communicate and resolve issues with her
easier said than done, pretty much everyone I know that's "fallen in love" has split up less than a decade later
is there anything easier done than said?
walking, unless you're a cripple
farts
obi wan looks weird as frick