Choose one and only one and prove you know kino

Tom cruise vs Brad Pitt
there is only one right answer. Giving the wrong answer means you can't understand kino nor recognize it so it's over for you.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt
    not one bad movie (besides maybe burn after reading that shit was lame lol)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not one bad movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigli

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither of them have been in one good film.
    Kill them both.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE EITHER A bot OR ZOOMER
      either way
      you will never know kino.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU ARE EITHER A BOT OR ZOOMER
        Incorrect. Unlike you, I have good taste.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt has been in like 20-30 great films

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very simple.
    Tom Cruise is more fun on screen but Brad Pitt would be more fun IRL and to hang out with.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't watch movies irl and would be too busy achieving his goals, I doubt he is even aware of movies he hasn't started in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. he's aspirational while Cruise did a video in some movie club in France where he praised utter dogshit no one has heard of so he seems like a film buff.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Pitt

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, hwatches one movie per day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Starring Tom Cruise

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise. You're a woman, homosexual, troon, nogger, israelite, Hispanic, commie if you say otherwise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and kinosseur

      >not one bad movie

      that homie played a socrates type character advocating for black people in that movie lmfao

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cruise
    cause he did not got beat up by his asian stepson

    brad is a fricking cuckold.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trick question. The answer is Adam Sandler.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    brad pitt

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise, can there be any other sensible choice?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt said he listened to Frank Ocean, cries on camera, is a gay, has done evil pozzed shit while Cruise makes sincere kino that is family friendly and available to all and that will be remembered by normal people and not maladjusted losers who have no personality outside of being morons who watch garbage like Fight Club and Se7en. Cruisekino is for warmblooded, conservative and faustian heterosexual high T/IQ males.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did he become such a homosexual? he also raised kids that weren't his own, falling for a hollywood psyop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why did he become such a homosexual?
        You're thinking of Tom. Brad became a cuck, not a homosexual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope, brad is both, tom is neither.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tom's as gay as a window! Stop kidding yourself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was a homosexual pretty boy theatre kid without any actual talent, he's not a good actor at all. he won an oscar for playing himself and because he'd already did all the humilation rituals expected of him. Cruise works outside the system and has transcended it. He's like a larger than life movie character in the flesh, a real life Superman. I fricking love Cruisekino and watched MI7 about 2 times in the theater. Best movie i've seen in ages. Brad is no better than your average Hollywood prostitute, he has no creative aspirations or initiative unlike Cruise who loves making kino and finds it to be his life's purpose.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise, he's better. Eyes Wide Shut and Collateral are miles better than anything Pitt did.
    and he's a fellow manlet to boot

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitt has been in great movies, but not as the lead. Cruise has got a pedigree that Pitt hasn't, and has lead the likes of Eyes Wide Shut and Magnolia.

    Both have some right bottom of the barrel shit so I don't think that cones into it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cruise has got a pedigree that Pitt hasn't
      I didn't ask who had the best dog, Black personfricker!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sean Connery has the most prestigious filmography of all time though Cruise is his second and if MI8 is kino might surpass him.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt if you're a woman or gay.

    Tom Cruise if you're a straight CIS male.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. End of. Close the fricking thread.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise and its not even close. Pitt's kinography is mid except Fight Club

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. MI2 is the greatest action movie ever made. Only true kino appreciators are privy to this.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Kino of course. Brad has a few good ones, but I could go without.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here just to inform that everyone who replied choosing Brad Pitt over Tom will never recognize kino and is either a female(no soul) or a bot. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why has Cinemaphile made worshipping tom cruise into a personality trait

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise hasn't done a serious movie since Eyes Wide Shut. It's all action garbage. Pitt has more range.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >action is le bad
      not even a real argument at this point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most "men" stop enjoying action films when they're about twelve, sweaty.
        You're supposed to grow out of them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be a man so what do you know what most men enjoy or do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      eyes wide shut dabs on every single brad pitt movie though

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're both trash.

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