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I will take the two reality-warpers (Freddy and Pennywise) and hope they don't shit the bed.
literally none of them would be afraid of pennywise, making him worthless
Pennywise is basically a lovecraftian god
>basically
King has always been a dime-store Lovecraft knock-off.
he lost a spiritual fight against children and then to manchildren
Pennywise knows exactly what makes its target afraid, the reason the Loser's Club beat it is because they had a literal Eldritch God on their side. Pennywise would just turn into Jason's mother, he'd turn into a catholic priest for pazuzu, etc. And Freddy would have me covered at all other times and could just kill 80% of those people outright in one night.
That being said, do the peripheral entities opposing those monsters show up to help us? Like if I don't pick Pennywise to protect me, would the Great Space Turtle actively work to help me giving me typical Stephen King plot armor/literal deus ex machina escapes? Would God help me if Pazuzu was my enemy?
i don't recall seeing that gay old turtle in the movies
God will always be there to help you.
I have accepted His Son as my begotten Savior. I have no fear of dying, for I am already guaranteed to live forever in the eternal kingdom of Heaven.
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Then you needn’t fear anyone on the list.
>guaranteed to live forever
fricking hell christcucks are hilarious, so scared of death they have to worship a false profit....oh I meant false prophet lol
>Hannibal - Pennywise would exploit his childhood trauma of having to been force fed his sister by Nazis
>Ghostface - probably a zoomer. Pennywise probably wouldn't even need to transform. He could probably just say some racial epithets, "trans lives don't matter", etc to get under their skin
>Jason - he's terrified of water as shown in Freddy vs Jason
>Freddy - Pennywise transforms into the To Catch a Predator host
>Norman Bates - easy, Pennywise transforms into Norman's mother
>Ring girl - just show her the latest news story about Best Buy no longer carrying physical media
>Pazazu - God
I don’t think Pennywise beats Pazuzu at all.
>freddy and jason
is the only real option one is a reality warper one can better defend you physically
I choose the two helpers to help the rest kill me.
freddy and jason
that tag team is too good to pass up on
Sadako and Babadook
Freddy and Jason. I would pick Pennywise but he gets bullied to death, which Freddy could easily do.
>high tier
Jason, Pazuzu, Sadako, Freddy, and Pennywise are the only good choices, I think I'd take Jason and Pennywise though. Jason for ripping apart the more mundane threats and Pennywise for countering supernatural ones.
>I would pick Pennywise but he gets bullied to death
That's only the Skarsgard movie version. So it depends if the OP pic is specifying the Skarsgard Pennywise, or if it's just meant to be a general representation of Pennywise
pennywise and freddy. i don't do reality warping shit
Pennywise and Jason
Freddy and Sadako Freddy for support against the lesser ones like Leatherface and Ghostface and Sadako because she's OP as frick and solely so she cant come after me since Freddy wont be able to kill her everyone else will job to this combo
I get Pennywise is super powerful, but he could become entirely disinterested on account of none of the other killers fearing him in any way.
It's generally understood that the two you choose will do their best to protect you. In which case the only logical choice is Freddy and Sadako.
Freddy can distract. Sadako is an invincible killing machine who can't be stopped, slowed, hidden from, or escaped.
>no Michael Myers
garbage list. Also, why is psycho and silence of the lambs even on there? they're not horror movies
>they're not horror movies
is this bait?
bait
psycho technically fits the slasher genre so its fine here but SotL is entirely a psychological thriller. These movies don't really fit with the others
The entire Hannibal series is very much into the horror realm. It's more graphic than a number of other, similar properties.
I choose Sadako and Jason because they're both unstoppable.
They spend the whole time having sex and ignoring you.
freddy and jason easy
jason stomps nearly all those homosexuals he's a zombie gigatank
freddy I just need him on my side bc Frick having him in my dreams
I don't need help to defeat these losers.
I can take them all by myself.
not Pazuzu, not even "Christ" can overcome him. HAIL PAZUZU
just give me the big fredder
Going for the autism build with Bates and Hannibal
If you go for Bates, could you get his Vera Farmiga mother?
Good thread, reddit.
owned
Cinemaphile style
the new pennywise is so bad
He's a modern icon and the best part of the movies.
That changes nothing.
Jigsaw has toonforce tier levels of asspulls and flashback powers, so even if i do get killed there’ll be a flashback 5 movies later where it shows it was a fakeout and i lived.
My second is Ghostface, i mainly want him so he can take out Pennywise through bullying and verbal abuse.
Hard agree on Jigsaw. He'd be able to kidnap everyone else, even the supernatural ones with some convoluted bullshit. Everything would be meticulously planned, and even if something does go wrong he knew it would happen all along and came up with an insurance policy. You probably wouldn't even need a second, but if I had to I'd take Freddy to pick off the normal humans and at the very least disrupt the supernatural ones.
>jigsaw hooks them all up to ridiculous bullshit
>half of them just remove their trapped limbs and carry on with the murder
good work
>jigsaw
not only that there'd be no legal ramifications
hannibal puts them all to sleep with his boring ramblings and freddy takes them out in their dreams
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For me, it's the 'Dook.
Book Pennywise mogs all but I guess Freddy and Jason. Ring b***h only gets you if you're near a tv if I remember right, Babadook was some homosexual metaphor for mental illness, Chuckie is a doll, movie pennywise is a self concious ghost clown, pazuzu is too busy being a moron trying to scare people, and the rest are just people. You do not want Freddy or Jason coming after you
>everyone saying freddy
Freddy cannot protect you if your enemy isn't asleep, outside of dreams he's just a burn ward patient with a knife glove
Also to this point, does Pennywise even sleep? Or Sadako? Or the Babadook? Or Chucky? Freddy can't do shit if they don't sleep and these are some of the most dangerous villains listed
Pennywise definitely sleeps. It goes into hibernation for 27 years, comes out for one to feed, and then goes back.
Of course, if it's active and trying to kill you, it probably isn't sleeping.
>Pick Pennywise
>It's during IT's long hibernation
Instant KO for Freddy
>he's just a burn ward patient with a knife glove
Jason went down for the count BEFORE Freedy was killed by those teenagers in the film where they faced each other but I agree since that movie introduced elements never seen before.
Does his Mortal Kombat appearance count? At least he had two gloves for a start
Freddy and Jason. Even if we lose, it'd be fun to see the team up
This is a slide thread. You'd be low IQ to not know who to pick, there's only one answer to this question
What's the answer then?
Saw and IT. Saw will house me in a facility filled with traps, and IT is an interdimensional demon so do I need to explain that one.
Jason because he's actually terrifying.
Sadako to keep me company in bed.
could Satako take you into her dimension and render you invincible that way?
freddy could still get to you
taking freddy is a good choice if only for the fact he won't be after you
>no Michael Myers
Shit thread
Jason fills his archetype
I pick Sadako just because I'd hate to face her the most
The trump card Freddy has is that he can probably transform into whatever you're afraid of and use it against you. Pennywise can do it too, but none of the people on the list would be scared of him, making him less effective.
Freddy and Jason are the objectively most powerful combo. Freddy for the mental warfare and Jason for the brute strength.
jason and ringu
You have to choose Freddy since he's unstoppable in the dream world. Maybe someone like Sadako could help you defend against him since she has psychic powers?
What the frick jiggy gone do?
>JASON VOORHEES
>YOU'VE MURDERED COUNTLESS TEENAGERS IN COLD BLOOD
>I WANT TO PLAY A GAME
What would the test even be?
You must take a bath and forgive your mother?
Even if he rips him apart, the worm thingy will crawl out and run away
What if he plays a game with the worm thingy?
He'll have to catch him quick before he turns into the other thingy
But then he could just play a game with THAT thingy
I doubt it's killable but the other anon also has a point. It either crawled up or out of a girl's ass IIRC.
Ole Jiggy might get a surprise he wasn't expecting.
you really think jiggy doesnt have all this planned out? psh
it's going to crawl up his ass
qrd?
If you destroy Jason's body, his "essence" or something can possess you, and you'll eventually turn into him, hockey mask and all.
Pamela was into some necronomicon shit and now the only way to permanently put him down is via some magic dagger that has to be wielded by another Voorhees.
I think they did something like that with Freddy too, where only his daughter could kill him. So it's not a bad tag team to use here.
>If you destroy Jason's body, his "essence" or something can possess you, and you'll eventually turn into him, hockey mask and all
Technically no, he posessed a doctor, a policeman, a reporter (complete chad btw) and only transitioned into Jason with that waitress 5 minutes away from the end of the film.
Also, apparently Sewer water can turn him into a kid and cure him from his both mental and physical disease, though I dont know if this movie is even "canon." It just doesnt fit anywhere.
He's walking without charges unlike everyone else
what were the babadook's gimmicks? how do you beat em
Freddy and Jason. Freddy is the only one who is actually a threat, and Jason cannot die.
>Ghost Face
is human, dies to Jason or is killed by Freddy when he sleeps.
>Lecter
is human, dies to Jason or is killed by Freddy when he sleeps.
>Norman Bates
is human, dies to Jason or is killed by Freddy when he sleeps.
>Ringu
can't hurt me or even manifest in reality unless I watch a shitty VHS tape. b***h, I don't even have a VCR.
>Chucky
is a fricking doll that weighs like 5 pounds, I'll kick him out a fricking window myself.
>Jigc
is human, dies to Jason or is killed by Freddy when he sleeps, if the cancer doesn't get him first.
His followers are also human, and die to Jason or Freddy.
>Leatherface
is human, we've been over this.
>IT
can't hurt me, or anyone else, unless I spent any length of time in Derry, Maine since that's the only place in our universe the deadlights thing has any influence over. Pennywise the Clown isn't even a physical being, its just another mostly illusory manifestation of the deadlights thing.
>Bibbledonk
I'm not a single mother, I'll be fine
>a teenager possessed by a Sumerian wind demon
is pretty much just a human, dies to Jason and since I refuse the demon entry, it'll have to go find another host. I can just have Jason kill that host, too.
Your analysis is on point but I have a feeling Freddy will try to handle Sudoku and the Exorcist girl for "reasons"
He's been chosen to defend me, I assume this means he'll do as he's fricking told or at least do exactly as he needs to do to keep me safe. He can play with Sadkoko and Pazuzu all he wants after all the human threats are dead.
>Bibbledonk
Jason is slow though, if say 3 of them come for you at once Jason could only take 1 or 2 at a time. Freddy isn't much help if they're not asleep
>can't hurt me or even manifest in reality unless I watch a shitty VHS tape. b***h, I don't even have a VCR.
She's already coming for you. The implication is that you already watched the tape.
Just get some other stooge to watch it then
So? I either make Jason and Freddy watch it and she wastes her existence going after them or she shows up and Jason just stalemates her.
>I'll kick him out a fricking window myself
It's not that easy, he can overpower a grown adult with ease. Let's not forget he can split his soul into pieces and possess literally anything now. Then with the Heart of Damballa, you can bring him back infinite times. Even if you do manage to kick him out the window, he will come back to kill you or your loved ones to frick with you.
So I would pair him with Freddy so I could sleep at night.
>knows how to do an exorcism
No, Chucky envokes Damnballa, not God, which he doesn't believe in.
Didn't the newest Exorcist film establish that you don't need to be Catholic to fight demons?
maximum cringe
Not canon
i think poornorman might be a bit out of his league here
freddy and JigC
Just how powerful is Pazuzu, and could he be overpowered by Babadook?
Also who could beat Jason? Ghostface, Hannibal, Bates, Chucky, Jigsaw, Leatherface, and Chucky are all purely physical when it comes to attacks.
Sadako is conditional, so I don't see how she'd even be in this fight. Also, I'm guessing she has the same powers and limitations as an onryou and would be vulnerable to onmyoudou defense. That's something you could do on your own.
I think I'd go with Jason and Pennywise. Jason is a physical powerhouse who can teleport and functionally immortal. Pennywise is a Lovecraftian god. I don't know what kind of effect he'd have on ghosts or souls. So he may not be able to outright destroy Sadako, Pazuzu, Freddy, and Babadook, but I feel like he'd be able to contain or manipulate them.
In other words, Jason is on DPS, and Pennywise is CC.
Pazuzu's a potential MVP here unless you have an exorcist lying around.
>just kill the girl
And the spirit might decide to possess you.
Leatherface says his prayers and eats his vitamins so he's immune to that shit
Chucky knows voodoo and performed the doll possession ritual himself, so presumably he also knows how to do an exorcism.
I don't remember much about the Babadook, but didn't he work on some similar principle that if you're not afraid of him, he won't do shit? Maybe I'm imagining things.
I guess Freddy could potentially deal with spirits and non-corporeal forms, given that he became a dream demon, but who knows. Pennywise's gimmicks wouldn't work against anyone here because they don't feel fear.
I think you have to choose Freddy not because he is great but because otherwise he’ll kill you in your sleep where the others can’t help you.
People choosing Jason and Freddy aren't getting that it's a 10 on 2 fight, both of them would be overpowered. You need a strategist and that's either Pazuzu or Jiggy
Lecter + Pazuzu might even be a good answer here
Freddy's a good enough strategist given that he beat people who trained extensively to operate in the dream realm, and Jason can take care of the physical threats.
Anon, 7/12 of that list are just humans and David Parker Ray's soul in a regular doll. Jason wouldn't even break a sweat wiping out half that list even if everyone dogpiled him at once.
>a teenager possessed by a Sumerian wind demon
its nor her, you fricking idiot, its Pazuzu himself, moron.
The it's a spite in favor of Pazuzu. Everyone's dying.
lmao just point a cross at it, it's that easy to deal with
I take Linda Blaire and the ring b***h so that I can have a threesome with them before I die
>the rest are coming to kill you
Then I choose none on the list 😀
They'd be coming after you either way. Some of them like Norman might try to cum *on* you. So it's better to have some defense than none.
Gonna go with Jason and Pazuzu since they seem the most unkillable.
>Pazuzu possesses Jason giving him telekinetic and weather control powers
Jason and Freddy by default because you cant kill Jason, and if you dont take Freddy he will just kill you when you fall asleep. The others can all be defeated.Except I gues Pennywise if you arent a bunch of kids gangraping another kid, but then Pennywise is constrained to fricking New England so I just wont go there
>everyone's picking Jason
I want to pick him too just because he's too fricking cool, but you guys are forgetting the most important thing: he's a moron. Just because he's super strong and immortal doesn't mean he'll do a good job at protecting you.
Sure but none of these guys do any sort of long range killing, so I could have Jason just walk/sit nearby me all the time and he can just go moron strenght at anything that tries to attack me. I would actually love to pair him up with Hannibal as some sort of genius tard wrangler but you cant not pick Freddy because... he kills you when you fall asleep.
You could probably pull him out of a dream pretty easily with Hannibal as your bro and Jason ready to kill him on sight
The move this week for Jag was probably getting rid of Felicia or Cirie without telling anybody
Good choices Cinemaphile!
BUT
do you risk it all and fight everyone above with the help of whoever is in THE MYSTERY BOX?? it's a pretty big box!
How big is it exactly?
generic choice sized!
That's wildly unhelpful
Are you gonna tell us what's in the Mystery Box?
THE BOX
Gimme the box pat.
Well, Cinemaphile? Are you feeling groovy?
Pretty much guaranteed to get possessed with this dumb frick around. Then he'll kill you too
THE BOX THE BOX
3 bears and 10,000 rats.
freddy to defend me and sadako for me to rape
True, you will be up fricking for so long that they will all fall asleep
I just realized that this isn't a death match, it's on who can protect (you) the best. Sure, Jason can't be killed, but can he be taken out of the fight long enough for you to die? Also who can bypass Jason entirely and strike directly at you?
threesome with Sadako and Pazuzu
You have to remember they're after you, not your defenders.
Hell, if Ghostface is multiple people like it usually is they could just have 1 or 2 draw aggro from Jason and the others go for you.
Best choice is JigC for the pure INT build and FreddC since otherwise it's GG
Pennywise and Sadako obviously.
You don't have to take Freddy you just have to kill Freddy before you sleep. So, within 48 hours
JigC and Jason for the Pinky and the Brain dynamic.
Id say samara( that her name?) But i feel like shed take 7 days to warm up and id be dead by then
Idk jason and chucky i guess.
Reminder that in the original novels, Sadako is some giga Goddess who can self replicate and impregnate anyone with her clones.
You have to pick Freddy since otherwise he can just wait you out until you fall asleep. Jason would be the natural pick to defend against all the physical attackers (Leatherface, Hannibal) however he would struggle to defend me against smaller, faster slashers like Chucky and it is unknown how he would fight supernatural forces like Pennywise or Pazuzu. The thought of having Jason coming for you is scary, but if you pick Pazuzu or Pennywise you would have to hope they can use some tricks to protect you. I go with Pazuzu simply because I like the Exorcist franchise more.
Hannibal and Saw-man. If it was an actual movie they would outsmart the rest to prove that regular humans can be as scary as real monsters. You know its true.
Jason and bottom left. Most of these guys feed off more fear and my crew has such a single-minded focus it wouldn't be an issue
>bottom left
how the frick do you not know Leatherface's name?
Jiggy never lost so him and either Freddy or Jason because they're invincible.
What are the worst possible choices? Norman bates and Ghostface
Depends if Ghostface is more than one person, uses guns and has that weirdo voice changer from Scream 3 because I take it with that last one you can easily distract morons like Leatherface or Vorhees
I remember Babadook being able to affect dreams so I would pick him and Sadako.
sadako and pazuzu for sexo
freddy and jigsaw, freddy for obvious reasons, but jigsaw is smarter than all of those frickers, and even if u kill jigsaw he will have others carry out his bidding. all of the supernaturals would be powerless to jigsaw cuz he is already going to die anyways he has no fear. there is immense power in numbers (if structured well)
and i bet jigsaw and freddy would go after all of their loved ones. if jigsaw can use freddy as a weapon he would be able to manipulate every single character and could probably invade a military commanders mind to gain power, or even the president etc. jigsaw could literally start his own pure society with that type of power, no wrong doing, only punishment.
also out of all of them, who gets away with it in the movies? jigsaw
Seriously? Come on bro, not even a contest. Freddy and Jason. Best combo.
Context is important here.
Are we assuming Sadako can attack regardless of whether you’ve watched her VHS?
Can Pennywise actually travel somewhere outside of Derry, or do I forcibly get placed in Derry?
Can the Babadook do anything to me if I’m not a grieving single parent? Will it just present as a generic supernatural force?
Some of these guys get crippled right out of the gate.
If Jigsaw can make a laser trap, you think he could build a proton pack to handle the supernatural threats?
jigsaw can just nuke his enemies from orbit
the antagonist from final destination
death? freddy, jason and sadako are already dead
pazuzu can't die he's a demon
death always wins
>Ghostface
Would get stomped by nearly everyone on the list.
>Freddy
Assuming this is in the real world, Freddy won’t be of much help.
>Hannibal
Not really impressive. Just a doctor.
>Jason
I’d pick him.
>Norman
Would get stomped.
>Sadako
I’d pick her. I don’t think she’s ever been physically harmed.
>Chucky
Worthless pick.
>Billy
Why is this on here?
>Leatherface
I’m assuming he’d be scared of everyone on the list.
>Pennywise
Bullying kills him.
>Babadook
Never saw this one.
>Reagan
Again, why is this here? The demon might be a demon, but it’s still in a 12 year old girls body. Not really a fighter.
>Assuming this is in the real world, Freddy won’t be of much help.
until you fall asleep and then he kills you without either of your picks being able to do shit
would be funny if death kills you because being dead is the best protection against them all
freddy would just collect your soul when you die
several of these are just humans
others are invincible spirits or nearly godlike in thier powers
I’d go Reagan and Ghostface just for it being the most random and illogical pair.
Can I just camp behind the dead lights with Freddy until the whole thing blows over?
Probably JigC and Freddy. JigC is the only one who is enough of a mastermind archetype to assemble something like the JigCU in the first place, and his traps have both offensive and defensive power.
are there any examples that could 1v12 these homosexuals
The Turtle. Touma Kamijou. Duke Nukem.
The Tall Man could probably give them a run for their money simply because he has such an overpowered and nonsensical mixture of different powers. Then again
>jobs to an ice cream man with a shotgun
Freddy and Sadako. Sadako is non-avoidable, Freddy is way too much of a hustle to get him out of your tail, plus he can frick Jason up. The other are all human / easier to deal with.
Just give me Jiggy. I want to play a game with him