>He never once trained with vegeta.
never said nor implied this.
What you inferred was incorrect.
What I am saying is that Krillin is a normal human too. So because he was able to fly and shot blasts etc so too could you learn how to do this with training from vegeta. If they mean you are just his punching bag and the purpose isn't to make you stronger then yeah it would be a waste of time.
Vegeta aint gonna teach you that shit. He isn't a teacher. If you can't keep up with him he's just gonna kick your ass for 2 years. You'll spend more time in the hospital than improving.
Vegeta admires effort, and would teach you as long as you give 100%. It would be a miserable 2 year, but would worth it.
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>Vegeta admires effort
This was never implied, in fact he spent most of the series seething over Goku being his match despite born a low class warrior.
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Lmao no. Bejita is a manlet with rage issues that would abandon you when you prove not up to his standards.
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Are we talking about the same guy who just smirked in contempt and left Yamcha to potenitally die in that gravity chamber after Yamcha gave his best best effort? Keep in mind, Yamcha already has the strength of a demigod by our standards. The notion that someone elitist like Vegeta would go easy on a regular ass human if he tried hard enough is utterly ridiculous.
Krillin boosted off Guru for tenfold power. Tien trained for all he got. Krillin is weaker than 18. 17 is stronger than her, but died to an attack Chiaotzu survived. …Tien is always stronger than his sparring buddy.
Krillin boosted off Guru for tenfold power. Tien trained for all he got. Krillin is weaker than 18. 17 is stronger than her, but died to an attack Chiaotzu survived. …Tien is always stronger than his sparring buddy.
>He never once trained with vegeta.
never said nor implied this.
What you inferred was incorrect.
What I am saying is that Krillin is a normal human too. So because he was able to fly and shot blasts etc so too could you learn how to do this with training from vegeta. If they mean you are just his punching bag and the purpose isn't to make you stronger then yeah it would be a waste of time.
Krillin studied under the greatest martial artist since being a child and he excelled where others did not. There's no reason to believe that he is just an average Joe with good training and not some incredibly gifted and talented human who received the most conductive experiences early on and that some 20 or 30 something could replicate his success just by joining Vegeta. He'd probably put you into a 300 g chamber and watch you die, disgusted by your weakness and that'd be the end of it.
As a matter of fact you probably couldn't find a worse mentor among the DBZ cast if you tried.
>He never once trained with vegeta.
never said nor implied this.
What you inferred was incorrect.
What I am saying is that Krillin is a normal human too. So because he was able to fly and shot blasts etc so too could you learn how to do this with training from vegeta. If they mean you are just his punching bag and the purpose isn't to make you stronger then yeah it would be a waste of time.
Well if the red pill would magically make my body operate under dragon ball logic, then it would be worth it.
Still, training under Krillin or master Roshi would be infinitely better since they would be able to teach me techniques the human way. Vegeta would most likely just be confused as to why i wouldn't be able to fly on my own.
>I'm just a normal ass human dafuq is training with Vegeta gonna do for me.
Same applies to marrying 18. What is your puny, weak pecker gonna do to her?
I never really thought about it but with how strong Krillen actually is he probably slings strong dick too. You're absolutely right, I would never be able to frick Android 18 properly.
I'm too ugly and gross and even average to pure ugly women are grossed out by me, I think I rather take Android 18 as my wife as this would be the only chance at having a happy life with my own family
>OH MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! >ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY! >AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO! >DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! >HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA! >ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER! >MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON! >WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH? >OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA! >MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA! >MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE! >MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA! >THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN! >THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING! >WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! >FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! >IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
18, hands down.
Vegeta doesn't have the patience and I don't have the power to achieve anything noteworthy. Canonically, a regular human should be at least bullet-proof tier before learning to master ki, and Bejji is beyond human comprehension by now.
It'll be 2 fruitless years. Anyone choosing Bejita is going to regret it.
A 10/10 fertile never-aging android wife is every man's dream.
>. Canonically, a regular human should be at least bullet-proof tier before learning to master ki
Videl learned to use ki in a day or so.
>OH MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! >ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY! >AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO! >DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! >HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA! >ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER! >MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON! >WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH? >OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA! >MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA! >MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE! >MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA! >THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN! >THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING! >WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! >FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! >IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>admit you are weak and looking for excuses.
Bejita's only genuine strength is his master control over the oozaru form. He's weaker than Goku and always will be. He's a coper.
>Videl learned to use ki in a day or so.
Yeah, but she was being trained by Gohan, who's gentle, encouraging, and supportive enough to train a novice.
Vegeta's just going to spend two years punching you in the dick and admonishing you for your pathetic human biology that doesn't allow you to become stronger after each shot to the dick.
Even Yamcha became a #1 athelete.
Even a jobber is strong enough to be the best athelete in whatever sport you choose, and then you would have easy access to loads of money and b***hes.
>wife that could easily divorce you because she's far stronger then you >training with a guy who could teach you how to use ki and effectively guarentee you can declare yourself god emperor of the world and get as many wives as you want
>As long as you are a good person you'll ho gwt to train with King Kai and his colorful cast of misfits after you die. Forever.
Seems like a good idea to me. You are a good person who will keep his bodybafter death right?
Hey Roshi, long time no see! >G-Goku I'm glad you came to visit
No time for that Roshi, I need a sparring partner >Oh Goku, I think you may need someone more on your level for this
No, Roshi, I insist! >Well if you say so, but don't expect the best fight ever
*Goku and Roshi spar yet Goku ruthlessly snaps Roshi's arm*
I think you need to train more, this wasn't exciting... >G-Goku what happened to you, this isn't like you?!
C'mon Roshi, fighting is exciting, let me try to push your limits!
*Goku pins Roshi down with his foot and presses down* >GOKU STOP YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!
Oh come on Roshi, aren't you getting excited? >NO GOKU THIS HURTS PLEASE STOP
Hmm, let me help push your limits so you can get stronger!
*Goku slowly and individually breaks each finger of Roshi's left hand* >GOKU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!
Roshi, you're making me angry... I wanted a real fight!
I know! I can make break your limits another way and help you get stronger.
*Goku gets on top of Roshi, pinning him down* >DAMMIT GOKU WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!
*Goku's hand slides down Roshis ass as he pulls down his loose pants*
You won't be needing these anymore.
*Goku begins to sweat as he is "getting excited"* >NO!!! GOKU PLEASE JUST STOP THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE!!!
Too late Roshi, I need to push your limits,
I'm getting excited!
*Goku's obvious erection begins to show as Roshi realizes his intention* >GOKU PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! WHY NOT JUST FIGHT VEGETA?!
Vegeta won't let me do these kinds of things, besides, what's wrong with spending time with my old master?
*Goku said this pressing his body against Roshi's back whispering in his ear*
*Roshi stays silent knowing his screams will alert no one, his struggles gone unnoticed even to god*
*Goku presses his erection into Roshi's loose dry ass*
HMPH, wow, Roshi this feels great aren't you getting excited?
*Roshi refuses to respond having his self worth stripped from him slowly as Goku's erection reaches farther into him*
Roshi was in the tournament of power and held his own against dides like Jiren. Super basically said frick you to powerlevels at least for a brief period.
because shounenshit shows are fricking inconsistent
roshi is GOAT but being sidelined after Piccolo only made sense since he's old and with little potential left to unlock
people that complained about the OG cast getting sidelined in Z are morons
Tien is taller, stronger and has more eyes. Only thing Krillin has over him is having a 10/10 hotwife. You could argue Krillin can grow his hair while Tien is never shown with hair, but we don't know if Tien shaves his head or is a baldcel. Even if it was, Tien wins 3-2
Tien is a complete joke even in Super where they gave everyone massive power ups. Krillin has been the strongest human for fricking 2 decades at this stage. It is a shame though as always that everyone but goku gets shafted. I loved playing tien in fighter Z.
>marry 18 >she flies away and doesn't give a frick because db universe doesn't have marriage laws nor does she care enough to obey the conditions of the marriage
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MONKEY FACE LOOKING AT ME! >C’MON LITTLE MARRON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA- >... >what >What? >WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
*Smashes camera replaying the footage of the Bull and 18 fricking against wall in fit of anger* >EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A HUMAN BABY! WHAT THE FRICK! YOU b***h! YOU LYING FRICKING c**t THIS IS A HUMAN BABY WHAT THE FRICK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH GOKU AND VEGETA!!! >HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING c**t!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE DBS MEETUP!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!! >WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEK CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFRICKING CHAMP! HOW THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING c**t WIFE POPPED A FRICKING LAUGHING BOUNCING TAILLESS NOSELESS HUMAN BABY OUT OF HER c**t!!! >STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A HUMAN BABY!!! AND SHE HAS NO NOSE TOO!!! IF SHE WAS NOSED, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS YAMCHA or TIEN'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A NOSELESS KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FRICKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! >GIVE ME THAT HUMAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FRICKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT HUMAN FRICKING BABYS FRICKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY TOYOTARO FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL c**t OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FRICKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU b***h GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FRICKING KILL IT! >I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
Vegeta would either kill me in the 1st 5 minutes or lose patience with how weak I am
I'd rather train with Yumcha, at least him being human he would understand what I'm capable of
That doesn't matter, the conditions of the pill are set. Just like 18 isn't forced to love but she's forced to marry you, Vegeta would be training you whether he likes it or not.
even yamcha can probably take out the entire military by himself you moron. goku level guys are literally capable of extinguishing all life in every galaxy with a fart.
>Fly up here and fight me! Show me your strength, human! >I have no idea how to do that. >what do you mean you dont know how to fly? CHILDREN fly! Focus your ki and get up here! >I dont know how to do that either. >WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN? JUST...here, I'll come down THERE, and you hit me as hard as you possibly can Ready? I'll just stand here. >*punch* >That cant have been it. >That was it >You didnt even throw the punch correctly! Who taught you how to fight? >LITERALLY NO ONE AT ANY POINT IN MY LIFE. >OBVIOUSLY
Yeah, training with vegeta would go great.
Kami-sama is the only one fit to train frail mortals. Piccolo would fly you into the wilderness and see if you survive, Goku would accidentally kill you by punching at 0,0000001% his power.
There's no world where training with Vegeta doesn't murder you, he's a genetic freak who somehow gets stronger when he almost dies. Marrying 18 basically guarantees that you have an immortal protector for life anyway, there's no downside
i knew someone would bring this clip up but if she marries me rn with no exxpecations of me being a great fighter i dont think shed be mad
its just that krillin is washed up
>10/10 >forever young >strong
Marry 18, easy. A lifetime of training with and breeding her will make me the strongest, and happiest man on earth.
Two years training with Vegeta, only to job forever because my name isn't Goku doesn't sound like fun.
It says you marry her. It doesn't say she loves you. It doesn't say the marriage lasts. It doesn't say she doesn't cuck you because your family friends are literal god-tier superaliens who are canonically hung like donkeys.
Well he was the one who let *this* happen, he could have stepped in and stopped/killed cell whenever but he didn't care about her at all and probably partially let it happen because of what she did to him
the option also doesn't say she wouldn't like you or have zero training. You are just making up more bullshit. Only the OP question counts, adding goalpost moving hypothetical is a cowards move
The option doesn't need to say she would have zero training, because we already know she has zero training. Her and her brother were just normal teenagers kidnapped by Dr. Gero for his experiments and turned into cyborgs.
You're the one assuming things like that she'll like you and be willing to train you.
18 can't train you. She is an Android. She doesn't actually use ki, she uses scifi android energy. She could never teach you to ki blast or fly with ki because she doesn't know how. She has android parts that do it for her.
>both options land you in the DBZ universe >chances are your arrival alters the timeline into some nightmare scenario where earth is destroyed >you're a newly introduced weak human near the main characters
You are so gonna die at least once in a very painful way if you choose training with Vegeta. Be the android's comedically weak househusband that exists to make the viewer chuckle by your very existence. That path is easy and you can just sit back and relax.
How is this even a decision? Vegeta is kind of a dick, why would I want to spend 2 years training with him when I could have a perfect hot wife that practically doesn't age?
>train with vegeta >get insanely strong >win his respect >come back to earth >kill krillin instantly >android 18 starts crying >attacks me >kill her instantly >Z fighters, who sensed krillin's death, arrive at the scene >gohan says something like "You monster!" >attacks me >vegeta appears and kills him instantly >goku isn't there because we timed it perfectly so that he'd be offworld >piccolo freaking out about gohan's death >vegeta goes to attack him >"hang on vegeta... I got this" >kill piccolo instantly >vegeta, who already respected me a lot, respects me even more >begin training for 2 more years to prepare for goku's arrival >take breaks to kill rest of all their families (and both trunks)
I'll never understand why people like you prance into a website literally called 'Cinemaphile', literally based of a japanese website, and where half of the banners are anime related, and have the audacity to complain about anime.
Does seeing Yotsuba every time you get banned not give you a hint you dumbass?
Vegeta would kill me after only 5 minutes of training. But i think i could make it 5 or 6 hours with 18 before she fricks me to death. seems like an obvious choice to me
Marry 18. You get a hot and strong wife who can protect you.
No way I'm gonna train with Bejita. That dude would beat me up within an inch of my life. And it's not like I'd make any gains out of training with him, I'm just a normal human.
I wouldn't agree to spend more than ten minutes with Goku, he's an insufferable moron. Piccolo and Vegeta are basically the same character from two iterations of the show, but Vegeta is just as surly but also less moral and therefore more fun to hang around.
I'd need some assurances he's not just going to kill me for fun.
I think the only female character Toriyama didn't eventually ruin was Lunch and that's solely because he forgot to bring her back into the story. She can never be ruined now
Would I actually be able to learn anything useful from Vegeta? Ki doesn't exist in this world, does taking the red pill make me capable of learning to harness Ki or would it just give me the privlage of having Vegeta verbally abuse me for not being a superhuman with magic powers like he is?
Would 18 actually like me if I took the blue pill? Would we have any chemistry? What's the point of marrying 18 if she thinks I'm a loser, despises spending time with me, and doesn't laugh at any of my jokes, hates all the things I'm like, and we're both miserable. Even if it magically makes her put out once a week (purely out of obligation or else she dies or something) what's the fricking point if she's not into it?
Should be
Red Pill = Unlocks Ki powers and Vegeta becomes your personal trainer for 2 years
Blue Pill = Android 18 falls madly in love with you.
Who doesn't? Who gets to beat the boss other than Goku? The entire cast exists to soften up the bad guy so Goku can jump in and soak up all the glory, or at least the majority of the fights before the boss is defeated in whatever fashion. Goku pushes the merch
18 hates you and you can't stand her, everything she says makes you cringe and the feeling is mutual, your personalities are completely at odds, she never puts out or wants to send any time with you. You're married in name only, she flies off soon after the weddings and fricks muscled bald manlets (her type) behind your back, you never see her again.
Training with Vegeta has two possible outcomes.
1) He kills you for being weaker than him
2) You actually become stronger than him, in which case he never leaves you alone and will keep coming after you until he gets strong enough to kill you
The pill makes it so Vegeta has to train you or else he dies and at the end of the two years Vegeta gets a power boost proportional to the power boost you got while training under him so he has incentive to do his best at training you.
you are most likely getting babied by bulma and trunks at the compound mostly for a while until you're like yamcha level with some magic bullshit powerup you get like everyone else does. and then the real training would start but you wouldn't die or anything. still android 18 every time though, even if she divorces me immediately.
- Would you be able to do what humans can potentially do if you train with vegeta or would you be limited to our worlds possibilities?
-Is 18s love unconditional when marrying her?
If I wouldnt get superhuman abilities then there's no point in the red one and if she doesn't really love me there's no point in the blue one, there's not much I can provide for her
I'm naturally muscled just by living life and not eating trash. An intense training with Vegeta would get me so jacked I'd be able to score better than Android 18.
>train with vegeta >use my new found powers to rape 18
Vegeta at the age of like 30 after training all of his life was weaker than 18. What makes you think a human with zero experience in Ki manipulation (You) will be strong enough to overpower 18 with 2 years of training when she was stronger than Vegeta himself? Vegeta was 33 when Android 18 broke his arm, and he's a super gifted Saiyajin royalty.
Yes it was, Dr. Gero making Cyborgs more powerful than Frieza was ridiculous. But that the canonical lore we're working with and with it we can safely conclude that a human with a power level of like 10 (being generous, since a physically fit farmer with a shotgun was 5) wouldn't even come close to 18's power level in 2 years of training no matter who teaches them.
im build different >track down the dragon balls >ask shenron for limitless potential >aks that everytime i get my ass beat i grow stronger >for my third wish i ask for a cool jacket
two years with vegita i should grow pretty strong
The OP question was just about training, not about asking for power from Shenron. Asking for power results in him reducing your lifespan to like 3 months.
How would you even find the Dragon Balls? Vegeta would also have zero respect for you just asking for power from the Dragon Balls and just kill you.
Intense training won't do shit if you are a human.
Also, i guess we assume it's 18 after the dragon made her human?
Cause if she's robot, she would be so much stronger then us.
Her gently Poking/touching us would blast a hole in our body.
So, you wouldn't be able to have sex, cause her touch would rip/blast your flesh off. >she has control
That level of control seems impossible, like making an ice cube on the sun.
So robo 18 where you can never touch her,
or human 18 where you can?
As i said, i assume human, and i think we are free to choose.
I just want to know what madman would choose never to touch 18 (cause robot)?
And please don't argue you could touch her. (as robot) You are already dead, and your post does not exist.
Shenron didn't make her human, she was already human. Her and 17 are cyborgs, not androids. All Shenron did was remove the bombs from 17 and 18.
17 and 18 didn't lose any of their powers after Krillin's wish, which is clear even if you ignore 17's power level in Dragon Ball Super.
The Android 18 option didn't say she'll love you, only that she'll marry you. She can just fly away immediately if she feels like it and not care about marriage laws.
I assume main timeline but it's an important point. She's a sadistic psychopath in Future Trunks' timeline and won't be fun to have as a wife. Not even in a mommy femdom way, she'll just kill you on the 1st day and start massacring humanity.
You're not going to achieve anything in 2 years of training as a human with zero knowledge of Ki manipulation being taught by someone with zero patience and a horrible teacher.
>letting Vegeta train you when he jobbed to 18
has the right idea. Marry 18 and have her train you
The option doesn't says she'll like you or be willing to do anything like that. She also has zero training herself, being just a teenage girl that was kidnapped and made into a cyborg by Dr. Gero so she'll be a horrible teacher to have training you.
Anyone who chooses to train with vegeta hasn't seen dbz. Trunks trained with him for 2 years and he just did his own shit and ignored him the whole time. I'd rather spend that time impregnating the blonde toaster.
As correct as you are wanting an immortal mommy dommy pushing you to do better, I'd still pick Vegeta's rage and indifference for a training schedule.
She'd soothe you and kiss your booboos, he'd kick your for being weak yet would stop short of killing you because he would want to kick you more.
Vegeta would get better results, and 18 would only make you fifth in line for winning.
You're a human with a power level of like 10 (being generous, since a physically fit farmer with a shotgun was 5) that has zero experience with using Ki manipulation. You need Muten Roshi, not Vegeta.
You're not going to learn anything productive assuming he doesn't accidentally (or purposely) kills you.
Being kicked to within an inch of your life won't give you any gains anon. An injury like that would take you 2 years to recover from at least, you don't get zenkai boosts. Besides, 18 isn't a coddler and she's stronger than Vegeta as a super saiyan.
There's weak people recovering while complaining on social media, and then there is real people who ignore that trash and go back to lifting and working out shortly after.
I deadlift more now than I did before back surgery.
I was surprised at how easy 385 was.
I had this mental block that I was weak because I had a ruptured disk repair.
I don't think you appreciate what a kick from someone that could destroy a planet at the 1st episode of DBZ will do to you. You don't have a Senzu Bean or doctors. You say back surgery. Who did this surgery? Doctors/Surgeons? You don't have them. You're not in a hospital.
You'll be lying on the ground with every rib broken and a collapsed lunge barely breathing while he tells you to get up.
You don't get stronger from sitting on your ass.
I get that you are placing DBZ shit with reality.
I'm pointing out that attitude is close to achievement.
If you don't let the limitations placed on you by others dictate your goals, you will exceed their expectations.
I never have, and never will. I was told that my injuries would never allow me to meet my desires.
Twenty years later, I have far exceeded what I was told were my limits.
That is why I pick Vegeta.
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Anonymous
There is middle ground between sitting on your ass and being killed by Vegeta. The middle ground is asking your cyborg wife to train with you.
If the question was for Muten Roshi, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, etc. training you, I'd agree. Vegeta would be a horrible teacher and you will learn/gain nothing for choosing him.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Sure.
Roshi, Tenshinhan, and Piccolo were not in the choices.
It was 18 or Vegeta.
18 would coddle you, and eventually do it for you because you were weak.
I don't mind coming in second behind 18.
It will not be for lack of effort though.
And Vegeta offers the hardest training.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hard doesn't mean better. You can train wrong which can do more damage than good, and Vegeta will probably train you wrong since he'd have no experience in doing that and will have to treat you as a fragile porcelain vase to not accidentally kill you.
18's supposed "gentle" training would be more productive considering the starting point of a human like you or me. Also why do you assume she'll coddle and be gentle? She has shown disdain for how weak Krillin has gotten when he stopped actively training.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Vegeta trains you to kill all enemies by any means possible.
This is weak.
No, I think that this is a good idea.
This. Vegeta is great at training himself but he's never been a teacher for others. Piccolo was brutal but he got Gohan, an infant, into fighting shape
I'm just a normal ass human dafuq is training with Vegeta gonna do for me.
>I'm just a normal ass human dafuq is training with Vegeta gonna do for me.
so was krillin.
He never once trained with vegeta.
>He never once trained with vegeta.
never said nor implied this.
What you inferred was incorrect.
What I am saying is that Krillin is a normal human too. So because he was able to fly and shot blasts etc so too could you learn how to do this with training from vegeta. If they mean you are just his punching bag and the purpose isn't to make you stronger then yeah it would be a waste of time.
Vegeta aint gonna teach you that shit. He isn't a teacher. If you can't keep up with him he's just gonna kick your ass for 2 years. You'll spend more time in the hospital than improving.
Vegeta admires effort, and would teach you as long as you give 100%. It would be a miserable 2 year, but would worth it.
>Vegeta admires effort
This was never implied, in fact he spent most of the series seething over Goku being his match despite born a low class warrior.
Lmao no. Bejita is a manlet with rage issues that would abandon you when you prove not up to his standards.
Are we talking about the same guy who just smirked in contempt and left Yamcha to potenitally die in that gravity chamber after Yamcha gave his best best effort? Keep in mind, Yamcha already has the strength of a demigod by our standards. The notion that someone elitist like Vegeta would go easy on a regular ass human if he tried hard enough is utterly ridiculous.
You are literally an autist who doesn’t comprehend what he says. You absolutely implied it.
please stop being moronic here. Go be moronic somewhere else.
How are you so moronic? You must be brown
Doesn't have a nose and is therefore an alien.
>Don't worry bro! You get to be Krillin!
This wasn't as reassuring as you thought it was.
isn't krillin the strongest natty human? tien isn't natty
Krillin boosted off Guru for tenfold power. Tien trained for all he got. Krillin is weaker than 18. 17 is stronger than her, but died to an attack Chiaotzu survived. …Tien is always stronger than his sparring buddy.
it's yajirobe
Krillin has no nose, he's not a pure human either.
I'm sure that will earn Vegeta's respect.
Krillin studied under the greatest martial artist since being a child and he excelled where others did not. There's no reason to believe that he is just an average Joe with good training and not some incredibly gifted and talented human who received the most conductive experiences early on and that some 20 or 30 something could replicate his success just by joining Vegeta. He'd probably put you into a 300 g chamber and watch you die, disgusted by your weakness and that'd be the end of it.
As a matter of fact you probably couldn't find a worse mentor among the DBZ cast if you tried.
unlock you KI and max out your potential. Yamcha is memed nowadays but even as the weakest Z fighter, he has superhuman strenght and abilities.
Well if the red pill would magically make my body operate under dragon ball logic, then it would be worth it.
Still, training under Krillin or master Roshi would be infinitely better since they would be able to teach me techniques the human way. Vegeta would most likely just be confused as to why i wouldn't be able to fly on my own.
>excuses
you are weak, of course you would take the pill that requires 0 effort
>makes a huge entrance before getting effortlessly defeated every time by the villain of the week
or be confused why beating the shit out of you to within an inch of your life wasn't magically making you twice as strong each time.
>I'm just a normal ass human dafuq is training with Vegeta gonna do for me.
Same applies to marrying 18. What is your puny, weak pecker gonna do to her?
Do you care if a Fleshlight cums? or a real woman?
No but she might. And she's not the kind of woman you want to piss off.
I never really thought about it but with how strong Krillen actually is he probably slings strong dick too. You're absolutely right, I would never be able to frick Android 18 properly.
at the very least you'll be able to fly and shoot shit from your hands
Videl too. I almost had an aneyusm when Gohan showed her how to harness ki.
Pathetic
Wrong board
All of Cinemaphile is Cinemaphile but not all of Cinemaphile is Cinemaphile
Leave him alone troony
the blue pill would certainly be the indulgent incel choice
The left one, then I can just rape android 18 until she loves me.
Then you would have to fight 17.
I will rape him too
Why even bother with 18 when 17 is the superior option
2 rapes are better than 1
Stop posting your gay anime shit here you have 14 other boards for it.
you can post anime on any board, frick off.
Yeah actually you can't homosexual. You have a containment board for a reason.
kys
I'm too ugly and gross and even average to pure ugly women are grossed out by me, I think I rather take Android 18 as my wife as this would be the only chance at having a happy life with my own family
which pill makes me marry vegeta?
Red pill duh, that's how you spend time with him to get an opening to make a move (or overpower him if training goes well)
Vegeta? Who? Oh you mean b***hjita! HAHAHA! I remember when GODku made him cry and piss his pants. LOL!
someone post the smegma pasta
>OH MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA!
>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!
>WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!
I laugh at these but a little bit of me dies every time
I'm too confused to be disgusted
I expect you will post this entire thing over multiple donos on the next Artosis stream
This is legit disturbing and it always makes me uncomfortable.
Don't forget the original.
>two years of training in the hyperbolic time chamber so it only takes a few hours
>marry Android 18 after
ez
18, hands down.
Vegeta doesn't have the patience and I don't have the power to achieve anything noteworthy. Canonically, a regular human should be at least bullet-proof tier before learning to master ki, and Bejji is beyond human comprehension by now.
It'll be 2 fruitless years. Anyone choosing Bejita is going to regret it.
A 10/10 fertile never-aging android wife is every man's dream.
>. Canonically, a regular human should be at least bullet-proof tier before learning to master ki
Videl learned to use ki in a day or so.
thanks, i always forget to save it
>Videl learned to use ki in a day or so.
Plot demanded it.
yeah, same goes for SSJ, UI, instant transmission and everything else. stop being a homosexual and admit you are weak and looking for excuses.
>admit you are weak and looking for excuses.
Bejita's only genuine strength is his master control over the oozaru form. He's weaker than Goku and always will be. He's a coper.
She was also the daughter of the greatest (human) martial artist, so I am sure that helped.
what? she wasn't krillin's daughter
>Videl learned to use ki in a day or so.
Yeah, but she was being trained by Gohan, who's gentle, encouraging, and supportive enough to train a novice.
Vegeta's just going to spend two years punching you in the dick and admonishing you for your pathetic human biology that doesn't allow you to become stronger after each shot to the dick.
>Bejji
>Bejita
Didn't ask, don't care, mexcrement.
>learn to become a massive jobber or frick primo android pussy
gee i wonder
Even Yamcha became a #1 athelete.
Even a jobber is strong enough to be the best athelete in whatever sport you choose, and then you would have easy access to loads of money and b***hes.
nobody said 18 would let you frick her
>
>wife that could easily divorce you because she's far stronger then you
>training with a guy who could teach you how to use ki and effectively guarentee you can declare yourself god emperor of the world and get as many wives as you want
>marry android 18
will she unconditionally love me or am i getting divorced a split second later?
she stayed with Kurururuin even after getting the Hercule money so it seems more like she'd be able to support you as a mommywife
She stayed with Krillin because she loves him, OP doesn't imply she'll love you
Secret conditions for OP choice:
Android18 sees you as an annoying burden
Vegeta genuinely loves you
I already saw this posted on reddit
Nobody’s falling for the bait, sorry bud
i'm gonna be killed in the first day either way
So clearly death by snusnu
>death by snusnu with the most gorgeous sexbot ever
vs
>death by raging manlet ki-blasting you for not flying at mach 15 on day 2
it's not even a debate
>As long as you are a good person you'll ho gwt to train with King Kai and his colorful cast of misfits after you die. Forever.
Seems like a good idea to me. You are a good person who will keep his bodybafter death right?
>not flying at mach 15 on day 2
Skill issue.
but 18 is stronger than bejita
No-not anymore...that was a long time ago. Delete this.
>training with saiyan morons
Hey Roshi, long time no see!
>G-Goku I'm glad you came to visit
No time for that Roshi, I need a sparring partner
>Oh Goku, I think you may need someone more on your level for this
No, Roshi, I insist!
>Well if you say so, but don't expect the best fight ever
*Goku and Roshi spar yet Goku ruthlessly snaps Roshi's arm*
I think you need to train more, this wasn't exciting...
>G-Goku what happened to you, this isn't like you?!
C'mon Roshi, fighting is exciting, let me try to push your limits!
*Goku pins Roshi down with his foot and presses down*
>GOKU STOP YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!
Oh come on Roshi, aren't you getting excited?
>NO GOKU THIS HURTS PLEASE STOP
Hmm, let me help push your limits so you can get stronger!
*Goku slowly and individually breaks each finger of Roshi's left hand*
>GOKU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!
Roshi, you're making me angry... I wanted a real fight!
I know! I can make break your limits another way and help you get stronger.
*Goku gets on top of Roshi, pinning him down*
>DAMMIT GOKU WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!
*Goku's hand slides down Roshis ass as he pulls down his loose pants*
You won't be needing these anymore.
*Goku begins to sweat as he is "getting excited"*
>NO!!! GOKU PLEASE JUST STOP THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE!!!
Too late Roshi, I need to push your limits,
I'm getting excited!
*Goku's obvious erection begins to show as Roshi realizes his intention*
>GOKU PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! WHY NOT JUST FIGHT VEGETA?!
Vegeta won't let me do these kinds of things, besides, what's wrong with spending time with my old master?
*Goku said this pressing his body against Roshi's back whispering in his ear*
*Roshi stays silent knowing his screams will alert no one, his struggles gone unnoticed even to god*
*Goku presses his erection into Roshi's loose dry ass*
HMPH, wow, Roshi this feels great aren't you getting excited?
*Roshi refuses to respond having his self worth stripped from him slowly as Goku's erection reaches farther into him*
Roshi was in the tournament of power and held his own against dides like Jiren. Super basically said frick you to powerlevels at least for a brief period.
because shounenshit shows are fricking inconsistent
roshi is GOAT but being sidelined after Piccolo only made sense since he's old and with little potential left to unlock
people that complained about the OG cast getting sidelined in Z are morons
>graphic fantasy about raping an old man
Goodmorning Sir
average /dbs/ post
have you never seen dragon ball threads on Cinemaphile? they're seriously deranged.
I'm not Mexican or Indian, so no
Blue pill, no contest.
Vegeta doesn’t seem like a good teacher.
Roshi or Gohan would be better honestly.
If I train with Vegeta I'll have several Androids 18 within a week
>Marry Android 18
>Get her to train me in how to break arms
Why would I ever want to pick Vegeta?
Vegeta gonna teach how to build robots?
Can I just have 18 torture me like she did Vegeta cause that awoke a lot in me
Vegeta can't train for shit.
18 so she can cuck me.
But krillen mogs tien in every way possible
Tien is taller, stronger and has more eyes. Only thing Krillin has over him is having a 10/10 hotwife. You could argue Krillin can grow his hair while Tien is never shown with hair, but we don't know if Tien shaves his head or is a baldcel. Even if it was, Tien wins 3-2
10/10 hot wife is a weighted stat, 200% multiplier
Tien is a complete joke even in Super where they gave everyone massive power ups. Krillin has been the strongest human for fricking 2 decades at this stage. It is a shame though as always that everyone but goku gets shafted. I loved playing tien in fighter Z.
Is there an ultrasound in the original? This isnt real right?
I think the original is an ultrasound but it’s his baby (as far as he knows), and there’s no mention of a bf.
>Tien is too honorable to feel satisfied of cucking his homie
damn
>marry android 18 and have two years of intense training with vegena
>marry 18
>she flies away and doesn't give a frick because db universe doesn't have marriage laws nor does she care enough to obey the conditions of the marriage
forgot to mention i still would pick 18. Vegeta was a terrible pick for this question
>I swear officer, she's 18
Marry android 18. I can train with her and then we can just rob banks or something for money.
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MONKEY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE MARRON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA-
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
*Smashes camera replaying the footage of the Bull and 18 fricking against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A HUMAN BABY! WHAT THE FRICK! YOU b***h! YOU LYING FRICKING c**t THIS IS A HUMAN BABY WHAT THE FRICK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH GOKU AND VEGETA!!!
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING c**t!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE DBS MEETUP!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEK CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFRICKING CHAMP! HOW THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING c**t WIFE POPPED A FRICKING LAUGHING BOUNCING TAILLESS NOSELESS HUMAN BABY OUT OF HER c**t!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A HUMAN BABY!!! AND SHE HAS NO NOSE TOO!!! IF SHE WAS NOSED, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS YAMCHA or TIEN'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A NOSELESS KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FRICKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT HUMAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FRICKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT HUMAN FRICKING BABYS FRICKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY TOYOTARO FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL c**t OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FRICKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU b***h GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FRICKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
It's refreshing to know cuck still gets auto'd when you type it in caps
Train with Vegeta, I don't care about girls
Vegeta would either kill me in the 1st 5 minutes or lose patience with how weak I am
I'd rather train with Yumcha, at least him being human he would understand what I'm capable of
Left
Just because Vegeta is a powerful fighter does not mean he is a good teacher.
I have no idea what this is about, but my projection is that having no idea is 99.8% a good thing.
fellas post more fricked up goku greentext please
*smooch*
i look like this and i'm a 32 year old german man
so fricking masculine.
I want to go with the hyperbolic time chamber
Why can't 18 train you
vegeta didn't even want to train with him when they were locked in a room together.
That doesn't matter, the conditions of the pill are set. Just like 18 isn't forced to love but she's forced to marry you, Vegeta would be training you whether he likes it or not.
Blue and it's not even close.
>train and become mega strong
>now you can attract any woman
That simple innit
but 18 married a weakling...
even yamcha can probably take out the entire military by himself you moron. goku level guys are literally capable of extinguishing all life in every galaxy with a fart.
what about gymcels?
I really like 18 but damn Launch is perfect
Why did they edit her hair for the international version?
Itd be a great edit if it cut to Goku scarfing town a table of food at the end.
No such thing, if you lift you get pussy. You won't necessarily have 10/10s but there is no such a thing as gymcel.
>Putting down a plate of professionally cooked food while you look at a beautiful blonde swoon all over you
I respect Tienshinhan's desire to overcome Goku and others like him, but damn man, you could have spared some time to eat
why would I train with a jobber? so he can teach me how to lose at everything? I'll take that android pussy, at least she can birth me some Chad sons.
I would 100% rather be able to kamehameha and fly than be married
I'm already married so training it is.
>Fly up here and fight me! Show me your strength, human!
>I have no idea how to do that.
>what do you mean you dont know how to fly? CHILDREN fly! Focus your ki and get up here!
>I dont know how to do that either.
>WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN? JUST...here, I'll come down THERE, and you hit me as hard as you possibly can Ready? I'll just stand here.
>*punch*
>That cant have been it.
>That was it
>You didnt even throw the punch correctly! Who taught you how to fight?
>LITERALLY NO ONE AT ANY POINT IN MY LIFE.
>OBVIOUSLY
Yeah, training with vegeta would go great.
>If Vegeta was my dad things would be different around here
I'd at least pull my 9 out and unload a few at him. Kindly inform him that no humans can dodge bullets.
Marry Android 18 obviously. She got that cyberpussy and womb.
Choices:
>disappoint a fictional hero of mine
Or
>disappoint a fictional crush of mine
Sucks bros
Blue pill is the only answer. Training with Piccolo or Goku and then I'd choose red. Vegeta isn't a good teacher.
>Piccolo or Goku
Wrong choice.
Kami-sama is the only one fit to train frail mortals. Piccolo would fly you into the wilderness and see if you survive, Goku would accidentally kill you by punching at 0,0000001% his power.
Goku got very good at holding back and wilderness survival is great fundamental training.
Fair points actually.
Goku is the undisputed GOAT of ki-control.
no way vegeta is a good teacher
You take the red pill, you watch anime, you're trans.
You take the blue pill, you watch anime, you're trans.
I'll take being bullied by the Prince for 2 years, thanks.
*sigh* time to get a gym membership
Couldn't 18 also train you?
imagine not being white
I can't imagine it, but I feel for you
Marry android 18 obviously. The hell.
depends
did 18 already meet Krillin?
if so then I'll just train with Vegeta.
2 years with Vegeta and you can frick every woman on the planet.
There is a very good chance you die training with vegeta.
This shit is a litmus test, people who choose the hoe think they can keep her when they couldn't attract the same hoe without having this dilemma
Always go for strength. Never choose the millions, always choose the brain gains, etc.
It's a weaboo question on Cinemaphile. You are gay if you evsgn take it remotely seriously. You just did.
I'll have muscles to match Vegeta then I can sleep with anyone I want and live off my Onlyfans.
I've never seen DBZ, should I watch it?
if you're brown, sure. they all seem to love it.
how about the content of the show itself
I choose a thread that wasn't ripped from twitter, homosexual
I know that every artist and their mother draws Vegeta, but that's a cool version of him. I hope it's AI.
18
she can baby me and fight for me
Train with Vegeta, then earn 18's hand in marriage.
>train with Vegeta
>die because Ki isn't real for me since I'm not a fictional character
>marry 18
>she divorces me
Great options bro.
she wouldn't she'd be like "nyaaaahhgh i can't believe i have to be a wife now, but he is kinda cute".
If Android 18 loves me then she'll do all the fighting for me
It doesn't say she's gonna love you, just that she's marrying you. Do you think you can make her love you?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Doesn't matter. Had sex. Had child. All women are heartless robots, after all.
There's no world where training with Vegeta doesn't murder you, he's a genetic freak who somehow gets stronger when he almost dies. Marrying 18 basically guarantees that you have an immortal protector for life anyway, there's no downside
i knew someone would bring this clip up but if she marries me rn with no exxpecations of me being a great fighter i dont think shed be mad
its just that krillin is washed up
>10/10
>forever young
>strong
Marry 18, easy. A lifetime of training with and breeding her will make me the strongest, and happiest man on earth.
Two years training with Vegeta, only to job forever because my name isn't Goku doesn't sound like fun.
>forever young
she was made human so that's not a thing
It says you marry her. It doesn't say she loves you. It doesn't say the marriage lasts. It doesn't say she doesn't cuck you because your family friends are literal god-tier superaliens who are canonically hung like donkeys.
Loser mentality
Also, the Z fighters are turbo gymcels, and they are good bros
>It doesn't say she loves you. It doesn't say the marriage lasts
It also doesn't say that it doesn't, not my fault you'd let a good thing go to waste
Vegeta wouldn't be a very good teacher. I'd rather learn from Muten Roshi or Tenshinhan.
What are they feeding him?
Chocolate, for Valentine's Day.
anime is stupid
Android-saiyan hybrids would have been godtier but she got knocked up by Krillin and had a cabbage headed tard baby instead
Marron is a 100% human child. Just because 18 was modded doesn't mean her children would be born with cyborg parts.
couldn't you just marry android 18 and get her to train you how to fly and ki blast?
did vegeta ever win a fight against 18?
I'd rather be trained by her
Well he was the one who let *this* happen, he could have stepped in and stopped/killed cell whenever but he didn't care about her at all and probably partially let it happen because of what she did to him
>Cell was able to become Perfect only because of 18
she is literally perfection
>letting Vegeta train you when he jobbed to 18
has the right idea. Marry 18 and have her train you
the option also doesn't say she wouldn't like you or have zero training. You are just making up more bullshit. Only the OP question counts, adding goalpost moving hypothetical is a cowards move
The option doesn't need to say she would have zero training, because we already know she has zero training. Her and her brother were just normal teenagers kidnapped by Dr. Gero for his experiments and turned into cyborgs.
You're the one assuming things like that she'll like you and be willing to train you.
18 can't train you. She is an Android. She doesn't actually use ki, she uses scifi android energy. She could never teach you to ki blast or fly with ki because she doesn't know how. She has android parts that do it for her.
Can I marry vegeta and train with 18 instead? Vegeta is more submissive and 18 is the better fighter.
homosexual
Assuming Vegeta would actually teach me how to use ki blasts and fly, obviously that one.
>both options land you in the DBZ universe
>chances are your arrival alters the timeline into some nightmare scenario where earth is destroyed
>you're a newly introduced weak human near the main characters
You are so gonna die at least once in a very painful way if you choose training with Vegeta. Be the android's comedically weak househusband that exists to make the viewer chuckle by your very existence. That path is easy and you can just sit back and relax.
Training with vegeta seems pointless since android 18 can also train me.
Vegeta
Get to become the strongest human
Both
So I get to be Krillin without the hardwork? Why would I chosoe Vegeta? Humans have a finite power threshold - Krillin is it.
I chose not to chose life, I chose something else...
How is this even a decision? Vegeta is kind of a dick, why would I want to spend 2 years training with him when I could have a perfect hot wife that practically doesn't age?
>train with vegeta
>get insanely strong
>win his respect
>come back to earth
>kill krillin instantly
>android 18 starts crying
>attacks me
>kill her instantly
>Z fighters, who sensed krillin's death, arrive at the scene
>gohan says something like "You monster!"
>attacks me
>vegeta appears and kills him instantly
>goku isn't there because we timed it perfectly so that he'd be offworld
>piccolo freaking out about gohan's death
>vegeta goes to attack him
>"hang on vegeta... I got this"
>kill piccolo instantly
>vegeta, who already respected me a lot, respects me even more
>begin training for 2 more years to prepare for goku's arrival
>take breaks to kill rest of all their families (and both trunks)
And then you kiss
I'll never understand why this website is so obsessed with anime.
What happened that made Japanophiles think they're welcome here?
/misc/ and /b/ don't care about Japan so where are these Jap obsessed tourists coming from and why?
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Porn website!
its a copy of a japanese website, originally created specifically to discuss anime without anyone being able to powertrip or taste-make.
I'll never understand why people like you prance into a website literally called 'Cinemaphile', literally based of a japanese website, and where half of the banners are anime related, and have the audacity to complain about anime.
Does seeing Yotsuba every time you get banned not give you a hint you dumbass?
>2024
>anon believes that the average anon knows who or what Yotsuba is
Anon one day you need to accept that life is not ideal.
It's not even close
shit bait
both would kill you instantly
Vegeta would kill me after only 5 minutes of training. But i think i could make it 5 or 6 hours with 18 before she fricks me to death. seems like an obvious choice to me
>Shamed by your wife in front of your toddler daughter and Goku
>Toddler daughter starts shaming you too
>Goku sitting there awkward as frick
I guess that's what Krillin gets for having a Mollie Tibbetts memorial shirt on
confirmed hero btw
train with vegeta, rape 18
Marry 18. You get a hot and strong wife who can protect you.
No way I'm gonna train with Bejita. That dude would beat me up within an inch of my life. And it's not like I'd make any gains out of training with him, I'm just a normal human.
>Blonde haired blue eyed big titted domfu that never ages
Frick Vegeta you fricking queers you guys are acting like he's Goku or Piccolo ffs.
I wouldn't agree to spend more than ten minutes with Goku, he's an insufferable moron. Piccolo and Vegeta are basically the same character from two iterations of the show, but Vegeta is just as surly but also less moral and therefore more fun to hang around.
I'd need some assurances he's not just going to kill me for fun.
>Blonde haired blue eyed big titted domfu that never ages
this
The training, that's not even a question. You know how easy it would be to pick up chicks if you could just vaporize people with magic?
It's cringe that they made her a stay at home housewife. She should've stayed a heartless 90's punk tomboy.
I think the only female character Toriyama didn't eventually ruin was Lunch and that's solely because he forgot to bring her back into the story. She can never be ruined now
Being a housewife is waaaay better. That's what god made females for. Anything else is just disgusting cultural Marxism and destroys society.
Nah toriyama is based for that. And 18 isn't completely benched, fought in the ToP.
>train with vegita
>power level go from 5 to 10
oh wow, i'll take an android waifu thank you very much
>being trained by a jobber
Would I actually be able to learn anything useful from Vegeta? Ki doesn't exist in this world, does taking the red pill make me capable of learning to harness Ki or would it just give me the privlage of having Vegeta verbally abuse me for not being a superhuman with magic powers like he is?
Would 18 actually like me if I took the blue pill? Would we have any chemistry? What's the point of marrying 18 if she thinks I'm a loser, despises spending time with me, and doesn't laugh at any of my jokes, hates all the things I'm like, and we're both miserable. Even if it magically makes her put out once a week (purely out of obligation or else she dies or something) what's the fricking point if she's not into it?
Should be
Red Pill = Unlocks Ki powers and Vegeta becomes your personal trainer for 2 years
Blue Pill = Android 18 falls madly in love with you.
she shames him to encourage him to be better, like a tradwife should
>there are anons on Cinemaphile right now that we're inspired by this trash
Pathetic.
if you train with vegeta you could theoretically rob all husbands of their wives and they couldn't do anything about it
basically a supernatural rapist nobody can stop
I don't watch dragonball. can vegeta beat android 18? I think I've seen a clip of her completely folding him.
vegeta always jobs to "new villain" but eventually gets better by bullshit training and dominates said villain
...only to repeat the process and job again
but yes im confident either vegeta or his disciple could physically dominate android 18
>vegeta always jobs to "new villain"
Who doesn't? Who gets to beat the boss other than Goku? The entire cast exists to soften up the bad guy so Goku can jump in and soak up all the glory, or at least the majority of the fights before the boss is defeated in whatever fashion. Goku pushes the merch
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Blue pill without hesitation.
18 hates you and you can't stand her, everything she says makes you cringe and the feeling is mutual, your personalities are completely at odds, she never puts out or wants to send any time with you. You're married in name only, she flies off soon after the weddings and fricks muscled bald manlets (her type) behind your back, you never see her again.
It's sad that's the limit of your imagination
Training with Vegeta has two possible outcomes.
1) He kills you for being weaker than him
2) You actually become stronger than him, in which case he never leaves you alone and will keep coming after you until he gets strong enough to kill you
The pill makes it so Vegeta has to train you or else he dies and at the end of the two years Vegeta gets a power boost proportional to the power boost you got while training under him so he has incentive to do his best at training you.
>they don't know vegetas mellowed out a lot
you are most likely getting babied by bulma and trunks at the compound mostly for a while until you're like yamcha level with some magic bullshit powerup you get like everyone else does. and then the real training would start but you wouldn't die or anything. still android 18 every time though, even if she divorces me immediately.
the choice is obvious
This type of behaviour is what leads to chicken nugget tossing
Yeah good luck trying that shit on 18.
>show about robotics comes up on TV
>"Oh yeah, she's an android by the way"
I don't want any of that.
>take the blue pill
>18 finds the dragon balls and wishes for Shenron to turn you into a flesh train
2 very important details that are missing
- Would you be able to do what humans can potentially do if you train with vegeta or would you be limited to our worlds possibilities?
-Is 18s love unconditional when marrying her?
If I wouldnt get superhuman abilities then there's no point in the red one and if she doesn't really love me there's no point in the blue one, there's not much I can provide for her
Android 18 is already married and not really my type
2 years of training with Vegeta I could have almost any woman I wanted at the end of it
Bejita doesn't know how to train as shown multiple times through the anime. I'll marry my immortal wife instead
He was completely down to make the new saiyans in Super his apprentices though. He's also 100% going to make trunks into a monster.
I mean if training with Vegeta gets me to fly around and blast mountains out of the way in 2 years, I'm down.
> Train with Vegeta.
> After two years track down and mercilessly rape ALL the androids. At the same time.
Yes.
Android 18 can train me too. I don't need Vegeta.
18 has never been trained in her life, she doesn't know how to teach
blue pill duh
i'm not a space alien one day of training with vegeta would literally kill me.
Redpill for two years of intense training.
Thots are always secondary.
I don't want to cheat with a bro's wife, so I'll just train with the jobber I guess...
I'm naturally muscled just by living life and not eating trash. An intense training with Vegeta would get me so jacked I'd be able to score better than Android 18.
Two years of training with vegeta so im strong enough to rape 18
Vegeta at the age of like 30 after training all of his life was weaker than 18. What makes you think a human with zero experience in Ki manipulation (You) will be strong enough to overpower 18 with 2 years of training when she was stronger than Vegeta himself? Vegeta was 33 when Android 18 broke his arm, and he's a super gifted Saiyajin royalty.
Honest answer? Bad writing and power creep.
Yes it was, Dr. Gero making Cyborgs more powerful than Frieza was ridiculous. But that the canonical lore we're working with and with it we can safely conclude that a human with a power level of like 10 (being generous, since a physically fit farmer with a shotgun was 5) wouldn't even come close to 18's power level in 2 years of training no matter who teaches them.
im build different
>track down the dragon balls
>ask shenron for limitless potential
>aks that everytime i get my ass beat i grow stronger
>for my third wish i ask for a cool jacket
two years with vegita i should grow pretty strong
The OP question was just about training, not about asking for power from Shenron. Asking for power results in him reducing your lifespan to like 3 months.
How would you even find the Dragon Balls? Vegeta would also have zero respect for you just asking for power from the Dragon Balls and just kill you.
jesus christ, Training with a Demi god and potentially unlock supernatural powers vs some chick
how is this even a decision
Vegeta would be a horrible teacher. I'd rather have Piccolo or Muten Roshi teach me.
>train with vegeta
>use my new found powers to rape 18
Intense training won't do shit if you are a human.
Also, i guess we assume it's 18 after the dragon made her human?
Cause if she's robot, she would be so much stronger then us.
Her gently Poking/touching us would blast a hole in our body.
So, you wouldn't be able to have sex, cause her touch would rip/blast your flesh off.
>she has control
That level of control seems impossible, like making an ice cube on the sun.
So robo 18 where you can never touch her,
or human 18 where you can?
As i said, i assume human, and i think we are free to choose.
I just want to know what madman would choose never to touch 18 (cause robot)?
And please don't argue you could touch her. (as robot) You are already dead, and your post does not exist.
Shenron didn't make her human, she was already human. Her and 17 are cyborgs, not androids. All Shenron did was remove the bombs from 17 and 18.
17 and 18 didn't lose any of their powers after Krillin's wish, which is clear even if you ignore 17's power level in Dragon Ball Super.
I want the sexbot.
2 years of intense training won't do you much good because you are only human.
Android 18 can protect you and train you for life anyway
The Android 18 option didn't say she'll love you, only that she'll marry you. She can just fly away immediately if she feels like it and not care about marriage laws.
Also what universe are we talking here with 18.
Bad timeline where goku dies from heart attack or the main one
I assume main timeline but it's an important point. She's a sadistic psychopath in Future Trunks' timeline and won't be fun to have as a wife. Not even in a mommy femdom way, she'll just kill you on the 1st day and start massacring humanity.
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Thanks, doc.
>red pill
>train so hard, you become chad of all chads, marry Bulla instead and have Saiyan kids
>blue pill
>a talking fleshlight
Tough choice
You're not going to achieve anything in 2 years of training as a human with zero knowledge of Ki manipulation being taught by someone with zero patience and a horrible teacher.
Reminder Yamcha should be the one with 18, not that bald manlet that only toriyama and self-inserter likes
Yamcha has a cute wife now.
The option doesn't says she'll like you or be willing to do anything like that. She also has zero training herself, being just a teenage girl that was kidnapped and made into a cyborg by Dr. Gero so she'll be a horrible teacher to have training you.
If Tenshinhan is so great how come there wasnt an Elevenshinhan?
Sorry but I'm gonna have to blue pill this one, even if 18 was built for BBC
>Sexbot wife or get killed by super powered alien monkey
Yeah really tough choice
Anyone who chooses to train with vegeta hasn't seen dbz. Trunks trained with him for 2 years and he just did his own shit and ignored him the whole time. I'd rather spend that time impregnating the blonde toaster.
As correct as you are wanting an immortal mommy dommy pushing you to do better, I'd still pick Vegeta's rage and indifference for a training schedule.
She'd soothe you and kiss your booboos, he'd kick your for being weak yet would stop short of killing you because he would want to kick you more.
Vegeta would get better results, and 18 would only make you fifth in line for winning.
You're a human with a power level of like 10 (being generous, since a physically fit farmer with a shotgun was 5) that has zero experience with using Ki manipulation. You need Muten Roshi, not Vegeta.
You're not going to learn anything productive assuming he doesn't accidentally (or purposely) kills you.
>not just getting a better gun
Being kicked to within an inch of your life won't give you any gains anon. An injury like that would take you 2 years to recover from at least, you don't get zenkai boosts. Besides, 18 isn't a coddler and she's stronger than Vegeta as a super saiyan.
There's weak people recovering while complaining on social media, and then there is real people who ignore that trash and go back to lifting and working out shortly after.
I deadlift more now than I did before back surgery.
I was surprised at how easy 385 was.
I had this mental block that I was weak because I had a ruptured disk repair.
I don't think you appreciate what a kick from someone that could destroy a planet at the 1st episode of DBZ will do to you. You don't have a Senzu Bean or doctors. You say back surgery. Who did this surgery? Doctors/Surgeons? You don't have them. You're not in a hospital.
You'll be lying on the ground with every rib broken and a collapsed lunge barely breathing while he tells you to get up.
You don't get stronger from sitting on your ass.
I get that you are placing DBZ shit with reality.
I'm pointing out that attitude is close to achievement.
If you don't let the limitations placed on you by others dictate your goals, you will exceed their expectations.
I never have, and never will. I was told that my injuries would never allow me to meet my desires.
Twenty years later, I have far exceeded what I was told were my limits.
That is why I pick Vegeta.
There is middle ground between sitting on your ass and being killed by Vegeta. The middle ground is asking your cyborg wife to train with you.
If the question was for Muten Roshi, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, etc. training you, I'd agree. Vegeta would be a horrible teacher and you will learn/gain nothing for choosing him.
Sure.
Roshi, Tenshinhan, and Piccolo were not in the choices.
It was 18 or Vegeta.
18 would coddle you, and eventually do it for you because you were weak.
I don't mind coming in second behind 18.
It will not be for lack of effort though.
And Vegeta offers the hardest training.
Hard doesn't mean better. You can train wrong which can do more damage than good, and Vegeta will probably train you wrong since he'd have no experience in doing that and will have to treat you as a fragile porcelain vase to not accidentally kill you.
18's supposed "gentle" training would be more productive considering the starting point of a human like you or me. Also why do you assume she'll coddle and be gentle? She has shown disdain for how weak Krillin has gotten when he stopped actively training.
>Vegeta trains you to kill all enemies by any means possible.
This is weak.
No, I think that this is a good idea.
This. Vegeta is great at training himself but he's never been a teacher for others. Piccolo was brutal but he got Gohan, an infant, into fighting shape
>30 yrs old anime fetish question has the most replies right now
movies are dead
Look man, most of this board is israelites spamming three body, dunc, or bane shit.
Enjoy the one thread that is not astroturfed israelite bullshit.