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she's not attractive though. we rag on women for choosing bad boys but the fact is us guys do it too with girls like this.
kirsten dunst looks like a pig
Pigs can be hot and cute and whatnot, Dunst is resting b***h face that never was that beautiful or attractive tho.
>Pigs can be hot
Okay Abdul
Yeah i said pigs, not gays, gay.
And that's a good thing
t. roastie time to go die your gray roots again while watching legally blonde with your cats.
The solution is to have a SO like Ursula and just cheat on her with more attractive girls, that way you get the full experience
No reason for that.
>SO
>cheat
mind rot
You have to be genuinely moronic to stick to one woman when you can have her + all the side hoes. It isn't hard to do if you limit yourself properly and don't make it obvious
Could it be that he's just not an evil person?
In ye good olden times wives expected husbands to have mistresses and they didn't even mind it that much as long as he spent enough time at home
Suddenly it's 2024 and soilords jump out to virtue signal how faithful they are and how great that is
We all know what is right and beautiful. You can try to justify your lusts as much as you want but you still know in your heart that you are wrong.
Most women today have a few men on rotation without any care in the world, while you sit in your home alone fantasizing about some idyllic bullshit
sounds exhausting and sex isnt that great
the only full experience you get is becoming a piece of shit and breaking your SOs heart when she finds out
conservatism in 2024
Honestly believe there should be a death sentence in such cases. If you choose to MARRY, (and Ursula is obviously a traditional girl who is gonna push marriage) and then then cheat, then you've violated a publicly declared vow, and deserve to die.
That would kill 99% of married conservative men. Surely this isn't something Cinemaphile would ever want
You're overestimating the rate of actual infidelity amongst married conservative men because you're a butthurt little liberal b***h boy. Marriage isn't a concept that liberals even need to concern themselves with, they can't do it as it stands now, certainly couldn't do it with the consequences I am outlining, so it would become an entirely politically divided phenomena.
Okay. It was 98.99%. Sorry.
Such a law would singlehandedly kill the family unit and the concept of marriage if it were consistently implemented. Excellent work, comrade.
>t. born in mumbai
She's cute in a non attractive way perhaps but she's not like MJ at least.
Girls being b***hes isn't attractive to guys, unlike how women view butthole men.
Guys would walk out on their wife and kids for a girl like this, so would you. Do not bother lying.
Very beautiful man in your pic rel, who is he?
What did Raimi mean by that?
I'll take the pure virgin obviously it's not even close. We know there's a bunch of cucks on this website though who will prefer the bawd.
false choice
B turs into A as soon as you give it the attention it wants.
That's not how life works, what you're saying doesn't even make sense anyway, just act according to the situation and that's it, otherwise stay a homo.
lily
fricking paint
I could save her
I'd unironically take right over left as my gf.
Any good sane man would.
>gf
Yes
>wife
Nah
The israeliteless one
Uschi hands down. Even back when I first watched this movie I thought Peter was a moron for picking MJ over her. She's much cuter than MJ, but I guess taste is subjective.
Aunt May
>let me just go ahead and make the most bullshit image ever and post it on Cinemaphile
>for... purposes.
What about Betty?
you'd have to deal with Ursula's extended and likely batshit insane russian family tho
Peter’s Spider-Man.
MJ
>white
Ursula Untermenschovitch
>polack
No debate
Based Slav trad wife Vs American prostitute. Not really a contest anon. Especially after seeing polack blonde getting her breasts out
Right is the obvious choice for marriage since they all hit the wall eventually. But there's no need to commit right away.
Weirdest psyop yet Ivan, I'm impressed.
Not psyop, just chud insecurity ("d-don't leave m-me! I need emotional support!") and general chronic Cinemaphile contrarianism.
I always thought the scene in Spiderman 2 where Ursula makes him milk and cookies was just weird. She's just sitting there watching him eat the cookies, seems like they didn't even talk. If it was any other show I'd assume she put her hair in them or something.
Heightened sense of reality. Raimi copied a lot of his style for Spider-Man from the Superman movies. The characters look and act like they're in the 50s instead of the 2000s as well.
She is supposed to be a caricature of a 1950's housewife, and thus peter rejects her. I've had grannies that do the "make you food, then sit and quietly watch you eat it" shtick. It's akward, you want her to eat a cookie too but "oh no no, those are for you" Ursula was supposed to be like this.
Why? Idk, maybe it was so peter could reject old fashioned notions of patriarchy and enslaved women (i.e. 1950's housewife) or some feminist bullshit. She ultimately is some writers straw man character who is trying to make a point about feminism, which is a shame, as she is fricking hot.
Would rape left into submission and turn her into a decent wife