Chris Stuckmann's "Shelby Oaks"

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t give a frick about this guy so no, but I’ll watch it to meme it on Cinemaphile.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you ready to get stuckmannized?

      dumbass

      I'm gonna stuckmannize you, baby!

      my guess is it will somehow be worse than even the channel awesome movies. and I'm including the atop the fourthwall movie in that

      this was a lack of stuckmannization does to a mf

      Its sad knowing some dumb simp(s) with a bit of money actually paid for this so they can feel special when their name shows up in the credits for this movie that'll be forgotten about the week after it releases

      anon lacks stuckmannization, changes, becomes a gay! SAD!

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumbass

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 billion at the box office and 92% on Rotten Tomatoes and easily nominated for best director at yje academy awards. His next film will be him directing Brad Pitt and Leo in a crime drama. Screencap this

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna make the leap bros

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they give you an IMDB fridge magnet?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get listed as a producer on IMdB I'm guessing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its sad knowing some dumb simp(s) with a bit of money actually paid for this so they can feel special when their name shows up in the credits for this movie that'll be forgotten about the week after it releases

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my guess is it will somehow be worse than even the channel awesome movies. and I'm including the atop the fourthwall movie in that

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably going to suck but I'm rooting for it to be at least decent just for the shitposting that'll happen if he actually manages to make a better movie than rlm.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if he actually manages to make a better movie than rlm.
      That's not really that hard to do

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but based on the short films Stuckmann made in the past I have my doubts he'll make something better than even the shitty RLM movies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rlm

      The bar couldn’t be lower

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We’re in this together! give me your money. Frick you.

    Fund your own shit, make it, show me a trailer. If it’s interesting I may watch it.

    Credit due to the Talk to Me dudes.

    Made a decent movie on their own and didn’t con their audience.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick sort of name is Stuckmann?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >record kickstarter campaign
    >Keith David is cast
    >Shelby Oaks becomes a horror hit
    >Stuckmann gets more directing gigs in Hollywood
    >wins Oscar for best director in 2029
    >Mike and Jay kill themselves
    STUCKMANNIZED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      David is cast
      He seems cheap as frick considering he's also doing that Hazbin Hotel youtube cartoon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if he's so cheap, why isn't he in Space Cop?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      David is cast
      okay I'm in

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mike and Jay will pretend this movie doesn't exist when it releases.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The film centers around Mia's frantic search for her sister Riley, after Riley ominously disappeared in the last tape of a group of paranormal investigators called the Paranormal Paranoids. As Mia's obsession grows, she begins to suspect that the imaginary demon from Riley's childhood may have been real.
    sounds dreadful. i don't know why these stupid youtube homosexuals don't do an honest genuine film, something personal maybe. this type of movie along with space cop are what you take when you're desperate for a job

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just the Slenderman: The Videogame plot.
      Which isn't the worst videogame to rip off but still.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I had no idea what the movie was about until now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So.... does Stuckmann realize he's remaking Grave Encounters?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kickstarter
    so its officially a scam now?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >group of paranormal investigators called the Paranormal Paranoids

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