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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he do the thing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes he tsuu'd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he had to get it on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      t. a court

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just know this b***h is lying. Why would Ronaldo ever need to rape anyone? Half the women of the world would throw themselves at his feet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually she already got paid money to shut up about it, she just wanted a second payday

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ronaldo
          >sex with a female

          Yeah this story reeks to high heaven

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ronaldo strikes me as a troony shagger like mbrappi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          someone like he doesnt get told no often which would cause him to go into a rape frenzy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Ronaldo have two biological kids of his own that he has specifically chosen to raise without a mother? That doesn't seem like a guy that would rape a woman or even be interested in putting up with one's shit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't Ronaldo have two biological kids of his own that he has specifically chosen to raise without a mother?
            Damn, he hates women that much? No wonder he rapes them.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Damn, he hates women that much?

              I think he's just smart. I'd not mess with women and the court system if you have literal billions of worth.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Had a look into this. He had three children to surrogate mothers that he raised on his own but then had two more children with his girlfriend. Guess he softened his stance or genuinely fell in love.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's exactly why he'd rape someone who tells him no, people like this never take no for an answer

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course. Even if I were the most attractive charismatic celeb with a mountain of wealth, I'd still be paranoid of dealing with women. Grifters and gold diggers everywhere. This is a pervasive problem that's trickled down to the lowest levels of society. Loyalty is disposable and expires as soon as boredom or difficult times present themselves. Frick getting married.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    el bencho

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that this guy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Injustiça

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      penaldo

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he come out of the closet?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the guy who lost to Messi?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 🙁 that disgusting cheating manlet

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I KICKA BORR, YOU SEE
    damn, that's deep.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of shitskins watched a thing
    wow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are turd worlders so obsessed with futball?

      I love how they brag about soccer being the world’s most popular sport when the fanbase is a bunch of disgusting brown thirdies. At least fat American NFL fans actually have spending power.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NFL - infested by Black folk.
        NBA - infested by Black folk.
        MLB - infested by spics.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          because soccer isn't entirely spics?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          baseball has the closest demographics to the actual national population
          >the US really does have a frickton of spics

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FIFA - infested by Black folk and spics
          ngmi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wh*tebois are incompetant
          Color me surprised.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plot twist: most of the world are brown skinned thirdies. White Americans are a global minority. Kind of makes globalization and "diversity" look a little sinister don't it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'd rather watch a bunch of roided out Black folk in bondage gear wrestle for 3 minutes followed by 30 minutes of commercials instead.
        >least fat American NFL fans actually have spending power.
        Kek. Imagine being proud of being a mindless consoomer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro i give israelites so much money. like dude, so much fricking money. if there's one way to determine the quality of something, it's how much it gives money to israelites.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are turd worlders so obsessed with futball?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sport tailor-made for poverty stricken hellholes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poverty stricken hellholes
        Why don't half of the US population play/watch it then?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Americans have some of the highest levels of disposable income in the world. moron.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            80% of americans are in debt. Something like 60-70% of americans would have their economy shattered by a $500 surprise medical bill. Stop pretending like USA is some glorious place when you are on the brink of becoming a third world country.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >2 more weeks and you're all finished!
              Keep holding your breath poorcel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am from Denmark. USA is a crumbling "empire" that will likely not exist as we know it in about 20 years, unless there's some gigantic course correction.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 more weeks, trust the plan!
                I'm really not worried about the hysterical ravings of one of our many European vassals

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to take my word for it. Just look at pic related. 59% whites, and that's with all the hispanics, turks, arabs, etc. claiming that they are white.

                Soon white people will be a minority in USA. This is an objective fact.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Soon white people will be a minority in USA. This is an objective fact.
                Every other Western country is on the same trajectory, so I'm not worried. Everyone will be browned, but the US will still have the financial and military clout to continue pushing everyone around.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every other Western country is on the same trajectory
                My country is 95% white.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Won't be that way for long, you can count on it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure about that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can stand against globohomosexual forever, especially as a country with less than 6 million people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >less than 6 million

                OY VEY! Are you questioning how many died during the shoah!?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're actually making immigration harder and harder, because we can see what's going on in Sweden and France and we don't want to end up like them. Most of the politicians here are all in full agreement when it comes to immigrants, even if they are rivals otherwise.

                Nice. At least one country is safe for now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're actually making immigration harder and harder, because we can see what's going on in Sweden and France and we don't want to end up like them. Most of the politicians here are all in full agreement when it comes to immigrants, even if they are rivals otherwise.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie nobody asked where you're from. Literally nobody cares kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                cared enough to reply "homie"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homie
                >kek
                Leave this site, you zoomer mutt.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so asshurt? The Americans making you cry? Poor little baby dick

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                bruh we're heading into the worst depression in US history.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Silence, we NEED MOAR WARS to fund!!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, it's because you suck at it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I'm sure we'd also be jealous of the countries that are really good at hosting American bases and consuming our culture while endlessly b***hing about us lmao

              American website btw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                owned by a japanese living in france
                and there aren't any yank bases in my country so suck it, fatso

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thus post violates US law
                >English language
                Yes it's totally a Japanese and French website you absolute moron kek

                Also what country is Thule AFB in?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they have basketball and American football

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't fall within the essential turd world demographic.
          Give it another 50 years

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol, lmao even
          You would not believe me.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            New York boomers are the biggest cucks for this kind of thing, I heard about a boomer couple on Long Island who gave their fricking house to the guy who cut their grass.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I heard about a boomer couple on Long Island who gave their fricking house to the guy who cut their grass

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do his eyes change color

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          because even our poorest poors mog your wealthy moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can't prove that fatty because it's wrong and moronic (like you)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also it was created so that historians can rewrite history claiming that Europe was always part of Africa when the Black folk really start flooding us here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      becuase all you need to play it is a vaguely round kickable object and an empty field, which is within the budget of most third world cities.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey, you're the ones that paid eleventy billion to have messy in their sub-par league

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can be played anywhere and the only equipment you need is a ball and goals, the latter which can simply be drawn onto a wall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will never not be entertaining watching amerifats seething over football. Nobody cares about your roid troon handegg or fricking boring as shit baseball, and soon you will have to bow down to it as well.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        China's favorite sport is an American invention, same with Japan. Sorry.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >China's favorite sport is an American invention, same with Japan.
          lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they are physically inferior and can't compete in a real sport. There's a reason why women's football is laughable in how bad it is while women do ok in other sports

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        2023 Superbowl viewership: 115 million
        2022 World Cup viewership: 1.5 billion

        It's laughable that americucks think their little handegg sport is important in any way.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          gdp per capita of superbowl viewers: $70,248.63
          gdp per capita of soccer viewers: $70.24863

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show me your computer specs and I'll show you mine. Let's see how that GDP is serving you, americuck.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              which one you want? my media server, my laptop, my other laptop, my main rig, or my AI rig?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever one is the most expensive.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that would be "the other laptop."
                https://www.newegg.com/core-black-msi-gt-series-titan-gt77hx-13vi-042us/p/N82E16834156421

                i don't know why I keep buying these things. I barely use them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show proof that you actually have that laptop.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                bruh, you already lost.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HOW CAN HE REDEEM!?

                Thirdies are really getting desperate for a win on this American website

                How did I lose? I actually have a setup with a 4090, that dude is just pretending. Notice how he never replied?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a setup
                you got baited into asking which of multiple computers is the most expensive, not realizing it would be the gaming laptop.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you even babbling about?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and now you've turned off your english reading comprehension. i kinda envy thirdies being able to do that. i catch myself reading shit before I even realize what it is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am from Denmark. I guarantee that I am more white and less "thirdie" than you are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine millions of Americans learning Danish just to spend most of their day on a Danish website discussing Danish pop culture also while endlessly whining about how much they hate Denmark. This is the reality for thousands of obsessed thirdies on this website. Its fricking pathetic honestly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being brown like you. Sad.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good one lol. You gays are so obsessed I'd be embarrassed to be you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most of the thread are amerisharts throwing tantrums
                >hurr durr u r obsessed
                It's adorable how you Black folk desperately seek approval for your shithole country

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're literally on an American website speaking our native tongue because you're so desperate for our attention kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >speaking our native tongue
                English is not native to America, you uneducated moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, must be why all our road signs and government documents are written in Sioux, Cherokee, and Seminole. Try harder you obsessed coping homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy frick, you truly are completely uneducated, huh? You probably don't even know the history of your own country. So sad and pathetic.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_place_names_of_Native_American_origin_in_the_United_States

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a post colonial English settler state doesn't speak English
                Whatever helps you cope at night

                >America invented the English language
                The absolute state of mutt education
                Hahahaha

                Who are you quoting? Literally nobody said Americans "invented" English

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >American website speaking
                >our native tongue
                Learn to read, dumbass. Or are you illiterate in addition to being moronic?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally just gave you a gigantic list of names of places that are straight up native american in origin, and you're just gonna pretend like you didn't get blown the frick out.

                You know, you are one sad and pathetic little roach. You will get much further in life and have a much easier time if you could just admit whenever you made a mistake and then own up to it like a man, instead of acting like the little boy you are.

                Native doesn't mean "invented" you esl mongoloid

                >You know, you are one sad and pathetic little roach. You will get much further in life and have a much easier time if you could just admit whenever you made a mistake and then own up to it like a man, instead of acting like the little boy you are.
                Palpable asshurt lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally just gave you a gigantic list of names of places that are straight up native american in origin, and you're just gonna pretend like you didn't get blown the frick out.

                You know, you are one sad and pathetic little roach. You will get much further in life and have a much easier time if you could just admit whenever you made a mistake and then own up to it like a man, instead of acting like the little boy you are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get thrown a bone with a city name while your whole family is herded into "skull creek reserve"
                >"hurr this means america's native language is (incomprehensible mix of tribal babbling)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally just gave you a gigantic list of names of places that are straight up native american in origin, and you're just gonna pretend like you didn't get blown the frick out.

                You know, you are one sad and pathetic little roach. You will get much further in life and have a much easier time if you could just admit whenever you made a mistake and then own up to it like a man, instead of acting like the little boy you are.

                >Native American
                the native language of the United States Of America is English because English-speaking white men founded this country
                He's unironically right and you're a seething redskin

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >English-speaking white men founded this country
                Lel. Keep telling yourself that, lil Timmy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being this much of a seething Black person
                Black folk really cannot stop malding can they

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're very well educated and it shows.
                And only an educated person would consider that a compliment.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >America invented the English language
                The absolute state of mutt education
                Hahahaha

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you not know what "native" means? I doesn't mean "invented" anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, must be why all our road signs and government documents are written in Sioux, Cherokee, and Seminole. Try harder you obsessed coping homosexual.

                >a post colonial English settler state doesn't speak English
                Whatever helps you cope at night
                [...]
                Who are you quoting? Literally nobody said Americans "invented" English

                Do you not know what "native" means? I doesn't mean "invented" anon.

                [...]
                >Native American
                the native language of the United States Of America is English because English-speaking white men founded this country
                He's unironically right and you're a seething redskin

                [...]
                Native doesn't mean "invented" you esl mongoloid

                >You know, you are one sad and pathetic little roach. You will get much further in life and have a much easier time if you could just admit whenever you made a mistake and then own up to it like a man, instead of acting like the little boy you are.
                Palpable asshurt lol

                Native americans = not European settlers.
                Native language = not European languages.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still wrong because that's not what he's talking about

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be embarrassed to be brown.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why yes, you are completely right, but... uh... you're uh brown

                lol.

                just lol.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a fragile brown too? Is that why you are upset at me calling him brown(which turned out to be true)?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                or we're laughing at you confirming everything in

                Imagine millions of Americans learning Danish just to spend most of their day on a Danish website discussing Danish pop culture also while endlessly whining about how much they hate Denmark. This is the reality for thousands of obsessed thirdies on this website. Its fricking pathetic honestly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does Denmark constantly start wars and pressure foreign countries into mutilating children?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is b***hing about circumcision and brown people on an Americam website dedicated to the discussion of television and films really how you're stopping American imperialism? Or is it just a flimsy excuse for your deep seated obsession?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don't need to stop America. You guys are doing an amazing job stopping yourself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 more weeks until America finally collapses!
                Keep trusting the plan! Match me bros!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How much money do you have in your savings account right now, Pablo? How much debt are you in?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yikes. You're flailing now. Best abandon thread

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you not answer, Pablo? Is it perhaps because you're piss poor like 70% of your third world shithole country and you live paycheck to paycheck while being in crippling debt?

                >Americans calling others brown
                Lol and SSSSIIIIUUUUUUUUUUU

                I am not american. I am calling the american brown.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Americans calling others brown
                Lol and SSSSIIIIUUUUUUUUUUU

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HOW CAN HE REDEEM!?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thirdies are really getting desperate for a win on this American website

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                how does a 4090 fit in there, i have one and it's massive

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                most of that size is cooling, laptop gpus run at significantly lower voltage and the entire case will be part of the heat sink.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Laptops get crippled versions of the chips, can't go anywhere near as fast as the real thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that all the world cup matches added together? lmao do better

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          25% of global GDP × 115M/332M US population = 8.6%

          75% × 1.5B/8B world population = 14%

          Looks like American Football is 61% as big as all of Soccer and that's just based off of the US population for Football.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            1.5 billion > 115 million. You can attempt all your sad and pathetic mental gymnastics all you want, but your handegg sport is completely irrelevant.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does your country have any other sports or is it just the one that poor people can play?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Denmark
                >poor people
                Jesus christ, you americans are so moronic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                soccer is a poor people sport, yes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Denmark is #5 in OECD and UNECE statistics for wages, only behind Switzerland, Luxembourg, Iceland and USA. You are one stupid moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Behind the USA you say?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you are above us by $81 for monthly wages. Congratulations.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And we do that with "crippling debt" you also said? Wow. So what's your country's excuse?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So what's your country's excuse?
                Excuse for what? I live in a society where I basically never see Black folk, junkies, homeless people. Everyone can also get an education entirely for free. Not to mention that everyone can go to the doctors and emergency rooms for free. Also, dentists are completely free from 0 to 18. Just to name a few things.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Excuse for what? I live in a society where I basically never see Black folk, junkies, homeless people. Everyone can also get an education entirely for free. Not to mention that everyone can go to the doctors and emergency rooms for free. Also, dentists are completely free from 0 to 18. Just to name a few things.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My country is 95% white. Can you say the same?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                my state has a similar population as your country, has higher iq and produces significantly more. you're nothing. if denmark disappears who notices?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What state are you from? Let's hear it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I notice you said nothing about the ethnic demographics of your state despite that being the Dane's point lol. How white is your state?

                you have?

                >doesnt even know how the "t." meme works
                Thanks for yet more evidence that you're new lol.

                you're fooling no one, newbie cancer. you're exposing yourself as the yuro subhuman newbie everyone knows you are. it's not a debate. there never used to be soccer threads on Cinemaphile. the board had yearly down time when american sports weren't being played so moot allowed us to fun post. it wasn't until yurocancer invaded and spammed the board with homosexual ball threads that fun posting died. the yurocancer mods even started banning you for casually saying "Black person"

                Election transplant, be quiet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone has noticed that you keep screaming about how white you are.

                a white person wouldn't care.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                fooling no one, newbie

                What state are you from? Let's hear it.

                wisconsin

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wisconsin
                Your state is less than 80% white. You lost.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're from denmark. he won by default.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I live in a 95% white country where everyone is happy and gets along, and it's borderline impossible to become homeless or end up in crippling debt. Wow, you sure owned me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >80%
                Incorrect. You'll note the "u" in some of my words that you wouldn't use. Well, you would, if you could read.

                who asked how white your country was?

                oh right, no one. because no one cared.

                what language did you need to learn to get any attention from americans?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're brown lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're brown lol
                Just like EUs soccer teams.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're brown though lol

                >america
                >conquered
                lol.

                why do you speak another nation's language then?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what language did you need to learn to get any attention from americans?
                The language of your conquerors?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >america
                >conquered
                lol.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lo-ACK

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh right, no one. because no one cared.
                You must be a brown or a black.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're brown lol

                its funny how thirdies will just fix an idea in their head and interpret all acknowledgement as validation.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but you're brown though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but you're brown though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ur brown

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ur brown

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                brown

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I live in a 95% white country

                EU is not 95% white.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and yet have an iq 5 points higher than denmark. whites in wisconsin easily have 110 iq on average. you're literally a standard deviation below american whites. talking to you is like talking to a mexican

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was funny to realize the "omgerd he am genius he speak many languages" was completely false.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Imagine millions of Americans learning Danish just to spend most of their day on a Danish website discussing Danish pop culture also while endlessly whining about how much they hate Denmark. This is the reality for thousands of obsessed thirdies on this website. Its fricking pathetic honestly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My country is 95% snow. Can you say the same?
                t. leaf

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Denmark
                >country

                Your country is EU, denmark is its small province.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's funny, because EU are always crying about how we don't listen to them. They always want us to accept more immigrants, but we keep telling them no.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                EU is your nation and they already took away veto rights of your little province, and all you can do is cope.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that doesn't mean soccer is not a poor people sport.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you convinced that american football is not a poor people sport? Because if so, how come there's so many Black folk playing it then?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't if you play with protective gear like all organized forms of the sport do.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it isn't if you're a pussy
                classic americans

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're trying to defend a sport that forbids physical contact by calling sports that encourage physical contact "pussy sports."

                I mean if it was soccer vs rugby you might have a leg to stand on here.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Football (the one that uses feet) is actually a contact sport. But yes, wearing armour to your sport is pussy shit. It's really that simple.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like how you had to clarify your sport while we don't. Concession accepted.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >soccer
                >contact sport
                lmao.

                lmao.

                ... lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Football is a contact sport. You just don't know anything about it because you have only seen the gays who flop in professional play.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, soccer has gays in it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, everybody in the spectator stands.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its just the homosexuals who get paid to play it that are homosexuals

                lol

                lol

                ... lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're a pussy. Got it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did you manage to be THIS illiterate? lmao go put your pads back on in case your ego gets bruised during this little internet argument.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why am I typing less than you?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                American football is filled with poor Black folk.
                Basketball is filled with poor Black folk.
                Baseball is filled with poor spics.
                Boxing is filled with poor Black folk.

                Who the frick are you trying to kid here?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and it's run by whites and israelites.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the Danish play poor people sports. I just proved that Football is 61% as big as Soccer. I could add Basketball and Baseball or even Hockey on to that.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              > NO U

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              10m first worlders > 1.5 billion brown people, as far as spending power goes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                1) Why the frick are you attempting to bring spending power into sports talks? Are you really that pathetic?
                2) 70% of your population is in crippling debt and lives paycheck to paycheck, to the point that their personal economy would get shattered by a $500 surprise medical bill.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sports is a business, Copenhagen. Ever heard of a mortgage? Ever heard of "house poor?" I shouldn't be surprised that a soccer fan doesn't understand debt. You need a credit rating for that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Did I mention how much i love giving my money to israelites? israelites deserve all my money. in fact, i measure a human's worth by how much money they can give to israelites.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >America
                >first world
                Hahahaha. Stop. I can't breathe. Hahahaha.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And where do you live?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rent free in your head, mutt

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Imagine millions of Americans learning Danish just to spend most of their day on a Danish website discussing Danish pop culture also while endlessly whining about how much they hate Denmark. This is the reality for thousands of obsessed thirdies on this website. Its fricking pathetic honestly.

                Why do you pussies never say lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They never say because they're always Indians and LatAm beaners

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the literal definition of first world is america and its vassals, shitskin

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only in your mind, lil Timmy. Only in your mind.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soccer is gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because football is the fool's ball.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why didn't they call its foolsball then

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they’re good people and its a good honest time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can play it with any vaguely round object and 2 shirts for goalposts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because even poor kids can become rich footballers if they have talent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason poor people play basketball in America. Once you have a ball it's cheap to play

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a HUGE day for college football?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And still no world cup

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when 76 million people watched the last episode of [israelite sitcom] the day it aired it meant something because it was a quarter of the population of the only country that mattered.

    48 million people watching something on youtube means nothing because its less than 1% of the population of earth.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything, that only serves to highlight the magnitude of MJ's popularity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Our Son: Michael Jackson" was broadcasted to 53 countries and was viewed by a audience of 1 billion people
      >The World Cup final 2022 was broadcasted to 220 countries and reached “around 1.5 billion people”
      Legitmately only 500 million more people watched soccer despite having 4x the reach on TV and significantly more people alive today

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its mostly because thirdies only count as .74 people.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the world cup never raped any young boys tbf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it’s a fact that Jackson and Christ are the biggest things of all time. The question is, would Hitler’s infamy be enough to pull numbers like this for a interview?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jews have spent so much time censoring Hitler that it’s unironically backfired and most people probably don’t know who he is now

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >most people don't know who Hitler is
            shut up moron

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't he gay?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all "football" players are.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    riggi cuckitini the cheese pizza enjoyer

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's the tsuuuuuuuuuuuu guy

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did 5 shitcolored elephants decide to roll into this thread and declare that they dont like a sport? do they actually think anyone cares?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're talking about people who play a national championship and call it a world series

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if some other country decides to make a baseball team comparable to any in the US, they'd be welcome to play.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          baseball is even gayer than cricket, all american sports are moron shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            your national identity is being too poor to afford anything more complicated than an open field and a ball.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              most americans live paycheck to paycheck

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Due to overconsumption, not due to a lack of income.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                leviathan cope

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                most thirdies live aid shipment to aid shipment, if they survive that long.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't Japan just beat the US in a world tournament final this year?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dives and starts fake crying
    >scores penalty shot
    >does penaldo hooray jump
    >*TSUUUUUUUU*

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda cute how mutts think America isn't a third world shithole.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What country are you from?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pathetic sad man. his white trash uneducated mom is always on portuguese talk shows talking about him. he's a piece of shit brat, he used to throw chairs at his teachers, was expelled and never finished high school

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, teachers are low IQ sore losers with untamed egos.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >low IQ sore losers with untamed egos.
        So just like Cristiano?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, is the guy a destitute wagie unloading his failure at life on kids?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's definitely unloading something on kids, if you get my drift.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why? don't know anything about football/soccer. MJ was super interesting so I get why he had 1billion people watch it but isn't ronaldo just a sports guy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont know what thats supposed to mean, sorry. i literally never seen a single game of this sport in my life (don't watch any other sports either, i'm more of a kino enjoyer)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He embarrassed that dude by pulling off a great trick and making a little joke before passing the ball in spectacular fashion.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok thats nice and all, so why did so many people watch his interview? Just sports fans who think he's the best? I'm genuinely curious because while I've heard of him he doesn't seem as legendary an athlete as mohammad ali or pretty much any of the famous boxers.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so why did so many people watch his interview?
              because brownoids love soccer? its the only thing they can feel is in their lives because the cost of entry is low enough that their town can afford a ball?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's top 5 most famous people in the world.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not among white people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's absolutely top 5 most famous people amongst white people. Note: There are no whites in America, only Europe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >white people
                >caring about soccer
                lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >soccer
                Yes. White people (Europeans) are obsessed with football. Americans (who are not white) care more about nogball and noggerball.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you on about? Almost every single boy in all white countries in Europe play football. Why are you Americans so fricking stupid?

                bruh you're talking about the sport of "choice" of poor brown people.

                of course they don't really have a choice, its the only way to entertain a dozen of them with one ball.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will repeat myself again. What the frick are you on about? Here in Scandinavia the vast majority of boys play football and it's basically the go-to hobby for most males. Same thing for the UK.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'll have to forgive the mutt. He gets confused and irritable when he realises that other countries don't have a high opinion of his cesspool of a country.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >third worlder thinks he's white
                why do they lie to themselves like this?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If your % of European DNA is under 100%, then don't talk to me (Yours is).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you on about? Almost every single boy in all white countries in Europe play football. Why are you Americans so fricking stupid?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Europeans do care about football. Unlike ameriturds who are obsessed with Blackball.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Michael Jackson interview was watched by a billion people! Do Americans love Black folk so much? I mean it is the only thing they worship so much these days.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    48 million is not a lot of people when there are 8 billion people on earth

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when you obese mutts got triggered because the argie team had zero Black folk? Hilarious to watch

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The internet sucks now that brown people are able to use it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      100%. It should be mentioned more often how much browns have over social media algorithms. Whenever you see some insanely braindead shit on the internet there's no doubt it became popular because of hispanics and indians.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the greatest calcio player of all time is playing in the mlels and the second best is playing the jester for muslims

    soccer, as it is now known, has fallen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are effectively retired and CR7 isn't the second best player of all time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile there are only like 2 decent potential superstars in footie and neither will ever reach Messi/CR7 levels of legend.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this boomer still stuck in the Messi v Ronaldo debate
      Welcome to 2023, gramps. There are new kids on the block

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    and yet not a single actual human cares. go back to Cinemaphileeddit. you Hispanic and yurocancer ruined that board with your poverty ball threads. there's a reason Cinemaphile hasn't produced any content since americans left. all of you yuros and hispanics are cultural parasites. i hate being reminded about what you did to Cinemaphile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      every single Cinemaphile meme you've used came from Europeans on Cinemaphile. Right down to >mfw

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it didn't. the board didn't even use to have soccer threads. you're cancer, you're reddit. you're responsible for the cancer moderation of Cinemaphile. it's all yurohomosexual mods that are the problem

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >accidentally admitting you're a 2016 election transplant

          I like how you had to clarify your sport while we don't. Concession accepted.

          >soccer
          >contact sport
          lmao.

          lmao.

          ... lmao

          Put your armour back on boys. You might get hurt.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're fooling no one, newbie cancer. you're exposing yourself as the yuro subhuman newbie everyone knows you are. it's not a debate. there never used to be soccer threads on Cinemaphile. the board had yearly down time when american sports weren't being played so moot allowed us to fun post. it wasn't until yurocancer invaded and spammed the board with homosexual ball threads that fun posting died. the yurocancer mods even started banning you for casually saying "Black person"

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              To give newfriends an idea, Cinemaphile used to have extensive March Madness threads. Not a general for college basketball, but it took over the entire board. During the summer, Cinemaphile used to collectively watch the LLWS. That's how little posting their was about soccer.

              Cinemaphile changed (for the worse) with every single world cup and olympics. WC 2010, Olympics 2012, and WC 2014 each brought european and 3rd world tourists that stuck around and shit up the board. After 2014 Cinemaphile was hardly recognizable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bruh Cinemaphile is entirely a newbie board what are you even babbling about

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. been here for 6 years

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >admitting that you are election cancer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      very true

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I believe that we will win

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts an american meme born out of some cringelords idea of european culture

        really just proving all his points in a short and sweet manner, a great summation of the european problem Cinemaphile has

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the matter? Not enough kneeling for St. Floyd for you?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    very small penis, anecdotally

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you know you're on Cinemaphile, right? the only board where you can assume everyone's subhuman enough to watch sports is Cinemaphile and maybe /y/

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soccer's so gay. No wonder Europe loves it. At least the British have Cricket.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You wrote all this while being on the board for the consumption of visual media.

    fooling no one, newbie

    [...]
    wisconsin

    >admitting that you are election cancer

    >n-no u
    >doesn't understand the "t." meme and how it works
    >doesn't even understand greentext
    Fricking hell newbies, at least lurk for a week or something.

    everyone has noticed that you keep screaming about how white you are.

    a white person wouldn't care.

    >dodges the ethnicity question again
    kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you must engage with me about ethnicity! because.... YOU JUST AHVE TO I'M WHITE I'M WHITE I'M WHITE!!!!!!!

      lol.

      thridies are so odd. they actually think if they scream hard enough they'll suddenly be people.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Methinks the Europoor doth protest too much

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the weirdest way to say "I am not white and live in a non-white state", but I'll take it.

        >You wrote all this while being on the board for the consumption of visual media.

        You watch adult men play with little ball and you are emotionally invested in it because your father never loved you.
        Since you are from denmark, you most likely have two mothers.

        And you watch Ryan Gosling doing things you wish were your real life. I'm also not the Dane and your inability to follow that is a damning indictment of your education system.

        keep doubling down, newbie. fooling no one

        I accept your concession.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's that thirdie reading comprehension again.

          why even bother learning language to speak to americans if you're just going to make up what they said? you could just pretend we all learned your language to speak to you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >80% white
            lmao

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >had to learn another country's language to be noticed by anyone

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >80% white
                You're speaking English, not American btw.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're speaking american, not english, by the way.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >80%
                Incorrect. You'll note the "u" in some of my words that you wouldn't use. Well, you would, if you could read.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You wrote all this while being on the board for the consumption of visual media.

      You watch adult men play with little ball and you are emotionally invested in it because your father never loved you.
      Since you are from denmark, you most likely have two mothers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep doubling down, newbie. fooling no one

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Meanwhile for the average NFL match:
    >80% of the players are Black folk
    >11 minute of actual play
    >3 hours of commentators talking shit, everyone standing around, everyone waiting, etc.
    >20 commercial breaks
    >+100 commercials shown
    >literally no one except 100 million americans care (not even a third of your own country)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      one third of the US > one fifth of the rest of the world

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mutt tries maths
        Ain't that cute.... But it's WRONG

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          its completely correct, note "how" wasn't quantified.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think NFL is different from whatever the frick you call your little game. You just want to watch other man play with each other because you yourself can't and you have nothing else going on for yourself.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah man. I'm too busy kneeling down to honour Lawshawn Carl Darius Tyrone Johnson who was a good lil boy who dindu nuffin before every game. And pledging my allegiance to the troon flag

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah man. I'm too busy kneeling down to honour Lawshawn Carl Darius Tyrone Johnson who was a good lil boy who dindu nuffin before every game. And pledging my allegiance to the troon flag

      I believe you. You do sounds like sports fan.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know who the frick this is. Is this some third world bullshit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Professional football player. The most followed man in the world. 600 million Instagram followers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        600 million cuckolds and most of them in EU and shithole Americas. Fitting.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    modern mozart

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50 million people are interested in what some rubber ball kickman has to say in barely intelligible english
    I dont get this planet

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you were superior to americans you wouldn't be making your seethe posts in american language on an american website, turdies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >site owned by a literal yellow guy
      lololololololol

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up denmark's soccer team
    >everyone is slavic except for the Black person

    i keep forgetting slavs think they're white

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Andersen
      >Jorgsen
      >Kjaer
      >Kristiansen
      >Christensen
      >Kristensen
      Look at all these Slavic names

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can name a Black person john smith and he's still going to be a Black person.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to hear you explain how you know those men are slavs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the same way i know the Black person is a Black person.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain it. You won't because you can't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please point out the names in pic related that you think are slavic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain it. You won't because you can't.

        >he thinks slavic is only in name
        we've hit coping levels that shouldn't be possible.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't explain it
          lol typical brownoid

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am danish. I know every single player on that team. Go ahead and tell me which ones you think are slavic.

            its okay bruh, I get it, you're so inundated with slavs you can't see them anymore. they've actualy convinced you that they're white. Hell, you're probably one too.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ur brown tho

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's literally only 1 person on that team that can be counted as slavic, and even then, it's only his grandfather that came from Poland. Dumbfrick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                jesus I was half joking but its actually that bad? you really can't tell?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are pathetic. Instead of just admitting that you were wrong, you're now attempting some sad "troll".

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i look at an image
                >i see a bunch of slavs and a Black person
                >slav tries to tell me they aren't slavs

                at this point i have to conclude you know they're all slavs, and you're in denial.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you genuinely can't differentiate between slavs and scandinavian whites, then the only logical and rational conclusion is that you must be a brown person yourself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, just keep proving him right. that'll show him.

                the most scandinavian ones are the guy in green, the guy doesn't understand how cameras work, 7, and 2, in that order. thn its just more and more slavic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the most scandinavian ones are the guy in green
                That's hilarious, because that guy is LITERALLY the only one who is actually a slav through heritage. You americans literally just have no clue what actual white people look like, because you have been brainwashed so much.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kaspar (the one in green) is literally the only Slavic one there lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're literally brown though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am danish. I know every single player on that team. Go ahead and tell me which ones you think are slavic.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >wiped $4 billions off of Coca Cola’s market value with move
    My king, I kneel.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does this interview about how ManU is le mean to him
    >ManU fire him just two weeks before the World Cup
    >he's the only free agent in the World Cup
    >does nothing
    >fails to break or even match Eusebio's record
    >tries to steal Bruno's goal
    >assists Korea's victory against Portugal
    >doesn't score after the group stage again
    >some zoomer scores a hattrick while he watches on
    >get eliminated by Morroco
    >Messi wins the World Cup
    >signs with random arab shithole club
    >finishes second with them
    KWABnaldo

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope everyone in this thread combusts spontaneously

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